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InvisibleDark_Star
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Re: Having sex with a girl on the fourth day [Re: eeso]
    #23597469 - 08/31/16 01:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

eeso, you're taking this far too seriously brah.

sVs, yeah man my standards are pretty high. I know you can pull it off though. In other news, I have to pee again. I've been peeing a lot today & all I drank was two cups of coffee.


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Re: Having sex with a girl on the fourth day [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23597494 - 08/31/16 01:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Speaking of which, I have the pefect song to go with the op


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Re: Having sex with a girl on the fourth day [Re: something super extreme] * 3
    #23597514 - 08/31/16 01:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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something super extreme said:
he smashed the dingleberries, congealed jizz, vaginal crust, and yeast infection discharge right into her pussy and mixed it up with his micropeen and then drained it into a martini glass and garnished his drink with some of her menstrual blood





Continuing where we left off, our protagonist took the fetid mixture of bodily discharges and swished it around in his mouth, allowing the sticky mixture to permeate his taste buds and coat his mouth.
After a few minute, the pungency was overwhelming. He vomited the mixture of foul fluids right into the mouth and all over the stinky dreads of his partner, along with shooting out many boogers.

"Mmmmmm" said the stanky wook, "dinner is here". She greedily began sucking the shit, jizz, discharge, blood, boogers, and vomit out of her dreads, garling the unholy mixture in her mouth like some listerine. Open wide!!! she screamed at Space Yeezy

He began to scream but opening his mouth proved to be his downfall. She began to hurl the mixture back into his mouth, provoking a chain reaction and massive vomit snowball between the two of them.
Eventually it become too disgusting and SY could hold on no longer.

He began jizzing furiously, coating the wook, while also irresistibly blasting a massive 2' long turd out of his anus.
The wook greedily added these latest contributions to the massive snowball, now threatening to engulf the entire festival.

To be continued...


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Re: Having sex with a girl on the fourth day [Re: something super extreme]
    #23597534 - 08/31/16 01:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

something super extreme said:
Quote:

something super extreme said:
he smashed the dingleberries, congealed jizz, vaginal crust, and yeast infection discharge right into her pussy and mixed it up with his micropeen and then drained it into a martini glass and garnished his drink with some of her menstrual blood





Continuing where we left off, our protagonist took the fetid mixture of bodily discharges and swished it around in his mouth, allowing the sticky mixture to permeate his taste buds and coat his mouth.
After a few minute, the pungency was overwhelming. He vomited the mixture of foul fluids right into the mouth and all over the stinky dreads of his partner, along with shooting out many boogers.

"Mmmmmm" said the stanky wook, "dinner is here". She greedily began sucking the shit, jizz, discharge, blood, boogers, and vomit out of her dreads, garling the unholy mixture in her mouth like some listerine. Open wide!!! she screamed at Space Yeezy

He began to scream but opening his mouth proved to be his downfall. She began to hurl the mixture back into his mouth, provoking a chain reaction and massive vomit snowball between the two of them.
Eventually it become too disgusting and SY could hold on no longer.

He began jizzing furiously, coating the wook, while also irresistibly blasting a massive 2' long turd out of his anus.
The wook greedily added these latest contributions to the massive snowball, now threatening to engulf the entire festival.

To be continued...



Yum :crazy2:


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Re: Having sex with a girl on the fourth day [Re: Space Yeezy] * 1
    #23597683 - 08/31/16 02:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

OP is a puppet of jankytits


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Re: Having sex with a girl on the fourth day [Re: Sheekle]
    #23597743 - 08/31/16 02:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

He is a good writer....I LMAO. Whether it was true or not...very funny.


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Re: Having sex with a girl on the fourth day [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #23597793 - 08/31/16 02:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

That wookette probably gave him the clap


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Re: Having sex with a girl on the fourth day [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23597801 - 08/31/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

That would be my guess


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