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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23587267 - 08/28/16 03:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I can sense and communicate with things that are not physically present, nor perceivably apparent on our plane of existence.

If that's not concrete enough:
In most sexual encounters I can withhold an orgasm till needed.
I also have little to no refractory period, so I can keep going without taking a break after ejaculation.


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At first sight, The Perfection of Wisdom is bewildering, full of paradox and apparent irrationality.

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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante] * 2
    #23587281 - 08/28/16 03:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm very good at analyzing scenarios and retaining the big picture whilst extrapolating on the most minute inane details.
In the astral realm I am like a special agent, going under covert ops missions and infiltrating the enemy fortress hiding in the walls and ceilings
often battling demons, going head to head a lot. I like to fly.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Shroomism]
    #23587696 - 08/28/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

It's not necessarily my power, as all powers belong to God, but I've been known to dabble in the arts of martial arts from time to time.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23593985 - 08/30/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Look man, I take no joy in your pain. You are one of the nicest guys on this forum.

But stating you communicate with spirits like that is just plain delusional in my opinion. Now we can get into a discussion about belief systems and interpretation of empiric evidence but I am guessing its pointless. You can never share your subjective experience with me.
Until I am shown physical manifestations of this so called other realm I am going to stick with the scientific interpretation of reality


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23594015 - 08/30/16 03:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm honest and a hard worker with a good attitude.  I can go for a super long time without sleep, shower, or food without being too uncomfortable.

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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #23594035 - 08/30/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

shit's weak


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: shadyy]
    #23594066 - 08/30/16 03:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm a man of many talents...


My integrity is un compromisable


Listing all my skills would take a book, but I can say I am earthly leader/representative of 5th Pleiadean dimension...


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: shadyy]
    #23594090 - 08/30/16 03:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

i hate liz said:
shit's weak




Oh thanks for reminding me.  My shit is strong like rocks that I can hurl at people.  Opiates ftw.

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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23594136 - 08/30/16 03:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If we're talking cryptonite, my weakness is loyalty.
I'm a savage and I've gotten myself into a messy situation with women more than once :sad:


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Tripsurfer] * 1
    #23594190 - 08/30/16 03:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Tripsurfer said:

But stating you communicate with spirits like that is just plain delusional in my opinion. Now we can get into a discussion about belief systems and interpretation of empiric evidence but I am guessing its pointless. You can never share your subjective experience with me.
Until I am shown physical manifestations of this so called other realm I am going to stick with the scientific interpretation of reality





Let me put it to you like this: "Spirit medium" is something. It is a phenomenon that occurs in people the world over, throughout human history. Regardless of how it works, its a phenomenon and for as real as this pheomenon is, it occurs in me. I do it in the same way and I get the same results. It does not mater whether these spirits are really what they claim they are, fact is that the phenomenon is real, the phenomenon of people being in contact with what they describe is a "spirit world".

Its an unbroken worldwide tradition older than science.

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Until I am shown physical manifestations of this so called other realm I am going to stick with the scientific interpretation of reality




Until you open up to the phenomenon and actively seek it out with an open mind it will probably stay hidden for you.

First you sow, then you reap. You have to invest faith, hope and effort up front and if you do that well, it will come to you. Its like befriending a squirrel.

I have done that and have seen plenty, plenty of objective empiric proof after the fact. But you gotta invest first, first you got to be willing to go out on a limb and be wrong.

You're calling me "delusional" like its just me being weird, while throughout time, worldwide, millions upon millionds of people have been testifying of this same weirdness. And we're NOT faking it, there is a phenomena, no matter whereb it comes from.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23594197 - 08/30/16 04:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

When I take psychedelics and play the guitar I can sometimes project myself out of my body and summon Satan from the ninth circle of Hell to take control of my arms and play for me

I really need to properly record one of those infernal jam sessions cause they're fucking ridiculous, sometimes they just go on and on by themselves for hours on end, I could probably write an entire album based on the riffs I might come up with in a single jam


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #23596307 - 08/31/16 03:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I've had some first hand experience with Asante's guide, so I tend to believe him.

Me, I'm a pretty good healer of people with mental problems, although this is not a consciouss act, and seems to benefit me as much as the people that are being healed.

Another superpower I have is turtle-like patience. My friends say it's unreal.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23799792 - 11/04/16 05:55 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Quote:

Tripsurfer said:

But stating you communicate with spirits like that is just plain delusional in my opinion. Now we can get into a discussion about belief systems and interpretation of empiric evidence but I am guessing its pointless. You can never share your subjective experience with me.
Until I am shown physical manifestations of this so called other realm I am going to stick with the scientific interpretation of reality





Let me put it to you like this: "Spirit medium" is something. It is a phenomenon that occurs in people the world over, throughout human history. Regardless of how it works, its a phenomenon and for as real as this pheomenon is, it occurs in me. I do it in the same way and I get the same results. It does not mater whether these spirits are really what they claim they are, fact is that the phenomenon is real, the phenomenon of people being in contact with what they describe is a "spirit world".

Its an unbroken worldwide tradition older than science.

Quote:

Until I am shown physical manifestations of this so called other realm I am going to stick with the scientific interpretation of reality




Until you open up to the phenomenon and actively seek it out with an open mind it will probably stay hidden for you.

First you sow, then you reap. You have to invest faith, hope and effort up front and if you do that well, it will come to you. Its like befriending a squirrel.

I have done that and have seen plenty, plenty of objective empiric proof after the fact. But you gotta invest first, first you got to be willing to go out on a limb and be wrong.

You're calling me "delusional" like its just me being weird, while throughout time, worldwide, millions upon millionds of people have been testifying of this same weirdness. And we're NOT faking it, there is a phenomena, no matter whereb it comes from.




These phenomena are not always who they say they are.  I seen dragons at a young age.  Now I know what they were. 



I assume you do, but please take caution when dealing with spirits. I was dished out a near death experience when I got an energy transmission from a now well known american shaman.  Self exorcisms are not pretty.  My first post was a joke, the closest thing I have to a super power is transmission of energy via intention for healing.  (keep in mind it's a double edged sword)  That is why these methods have all but vanished, too many people wanted to keep it as a secret for themselves, just in case ya know?  Others never got taught these skills to start with.  These were both medically and martially applicable. 

I literally had people lined up waiting on a massage after the first lady, because apparently they had never felt jin (or ging in cantonese)  This is only from a very basic resetting of the kidneys, and psoas. and Wudang Flying Needles which requires no body work which means it requires body work.  :laugh:

These are abilities anyone can have and you are in the body guard buisness or mercanary this "vibration palm" is an excellent assination tool, as it leaves no bruise on the outside. The only medical evidence I have is of a man who was struck with a mild vibratory strike (he threatened someone's livelyhood, im NOT into good/bad) to the liver.  The man who was struck immediately collapsed and was rushed to an ER.  There he was repeatedly questioned where he got exposed to radiation. The doctors were dumbfounded as it started from the inside.  Chinese medicine could have saved this man's life or the accupunture the man who struck him offered.

So I guess after 25 years of training my hands to be lethal I now realize to heal, fighting is the easy part and if one fights, he isn't well trained or he would be at peace.  I avoid violence at all costs.


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I wish to meet the man who speaks without words so that we may sit and have a conversation.  This man makes use of uselessness.  Purposelessness is the ultimate fluidity.

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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: GirthyFunGuy97]
    #23799823 - 11/04/16 06:30 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Thank you for that sage advice, yes one must be very careful with spirits, however, I have a very strong protector guarding over me day and night, my Nkondi, standing here center of my altar:



Voodoo man, the Voodoo worldview touches the core essence of a part of the Universe that science hasnt begun to addess.

There's not ONE reality, there are many.

I stand at the crossroads of the Western/Scientific reality and the African/Animist reality.

Watch shit get real:




I have a crystal, not The Dark Crystal but a fairly large clear quartz monolith. Its been whole for 20 years in my possession, and existed whole for thousands of years.

But! Ever since I worked on The Congolese Project that crystal, standing solitary in a quiet room started to crack at exactly the moments of great intensity. Not just the sound of cracking, no, visible permanent fractures throughout the crystal that crackle into it every time I hit a key point in my meditation, high and sober.

It was said earlier "until I have empirical evidence.." Thats it - I HAVE empirical evidence, I have a mountain of the most unlikely events, often literally announced by my Nkondi years, weeks, days, seconds before the fact. For me, in my universe, it is obvious: The observer changing the outcome on the quantum level, all that stuff quantum physics is stunned by, all that has a macro level counterpart. Why not call that, Magic?

Everything has a particle form and a wave form. Sooo.. that goes for you too. Meet the soul, the spirit body, caught in the words of science.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23799841 - 11/04/16 06:47 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

My superpower is making myself look way more competent than i actually am.

Also making everyone think im working while shitposting on the shroomery all day

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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
    #23799847 - 11/04/16 06:49 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

howsyournaggerdoin said:
My superpower is making myself look way more competent than i actually am.







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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante] * 2
    #23799920 - 11/04/16 07:31 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I had one experience of complete possession by a spirit.

Was one of the most intense things of my life.

I call/think of the spirit as "The Blind White Dragon".

It laughs, giggles and hisses in the darkness.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23799924 - 11/04/16 07:34 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Amazing isn't it, possession? I had the privilege many times to have been ridden by benevolent spirits.

I have my dead mother's wedding ring. Its like The One Ring, if I slip it on my finger I feel the inscription in the ring sting my finger and through that entry point she takes possession of me.

Voodoo stuff. :vodou:


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23800141 - 11/04/16 09:12 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

My mere presence makes all traffic lights turn red and I can predict the weather better than God.

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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Badmotorfingers]
    #23800471 - 11/04/16 11:58 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I can really handle my weed, this summer one night with almost no tolerance I took 2 edibles, ~12 hits from a pipe/joint and then took 2 dabs, and was still pretty coherent.

I'm also very loyal and compassionate


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