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Anonymous #1

You won't ask her out * 3
    #23595971 - 08/30/16 11:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If you're kind of down on yourself,
as I imagine most of us are
in the late, lonely hours of the night

Ashamed of your voice, your job,
your slouch, your face, your car,
your hobbies, your body

But she seems nice, caring, patient, loving.
You think she's cute.

You heard "from an early age
women-don't get to be girls-are constantly reminded of their sex,
of sex."
approached by bold, rude men on planes, on trains,
at work, on the street, in the sunshine,
and,
after the protective rays pass

You brook no cruel intention,
but you won't ask her out.
you wont bother her.
alone is bitter.
And no one to blame. (maybe it is she, her, them all)
And you are kind of down on yourself.

you
you
You self-important prick.


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Invisiblesudly
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Re: You won't ask her out [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23596166 - 08/31/16 01:26 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Needs more standards.


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Anonymous #2

Re: You won't ask her out [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23596373 - 08/31/16 04:29 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I see it as self less rather than selfish :shrug: I'm leaving her alone, not interrupting her life and drag her into something that she might not want. She is just trying to get from point A to point B with as little hassle as possible.


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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: You won't ask her out [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #23597246 - 08/31/16 12:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Shit, the worst she can do is say no, not interested. If she's me, I'll have asked your ass out in a heartbeat if I thought you were my type. Since my type is so rare, I'm like a lion ready to pounce and eat my prey alive at the most unexpected moment. Maybe I don't think you are, though, and you have the power to convince me. Or I might not have noticed you; with males, I'm generally looking for someone really shy. I'm listening. I'm a pretty damn accurate judge of character given sufficient information, so I won't blow you off unless you truly deserve it. Some females are looking for that shithead who won't stop trying when he's dismissed; not me. I say you're done, you're done. If I haven't, that means you still stand a chance with me. Of course, I menstruate and eliminate in my clothes, so take this for what it's worth. I'm fairly attractive.


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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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Anonymous #3

Re: You won't ask her out [Re: Alyssa]
    #23599413 - 08/31/16 10:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Idk who you are but its pretty weird to go so out of your way to mock my life. Not really sure what I did to deserve that exactly but you know what, whatever floats your boat I guess. If you have such a problem feel free to PM me, maybe if I saw your face I would understand... Ah, perhaps I've put you on ignore so thats not an option. If thats the case I've clearly made the right choice


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Anonymous #2

Re: You won't ask her out [Re: Alyssa]
    #23599684 - 09/01/16 01:02 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Don't worry, she's fairly attractive as well and I think her beauty, or at least in my opinion, is what intimidates me. What's worse is that everytime I see her my gut doesn't stop punching me in the stomach. We look like we might get a long, aesthetically, she has the same style as me and I am not sure but I think she does want me to say something

However this morning I did send my ex a txt saying that I miss her. It's been on my fucking mind for ages now and I really do miss her being around. I haven't bothered her all summer, no txts, no calls, no stupid msgs, no hassles. I have just had enough and sent how I felt. Fuck it.

I'm glad women like you exist Alyssa, but not everyone is like that. I wish they were, maybe they would spare me the first move.

Post a picture of yourself, I wanna see how attractive you are


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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: You won't ask her out [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #23599859 - 09/01/16 03:02 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Don't worry, she's fairly attractive as well and I think her beauty, or at least in my opinion, is what intimidates me. What's worse is that everytime I see her my gut doesn't stop punching me in the stomach. We look like we might get a long, aesthetically, she has the same style as me and I am not sure but I think she does want me to say something

However this morning I did send my ex a txt saying that I miss her. It's been on my fucking mind for ages now and I really do miss her being around. I haven't bothered her all summer, no txts, no calls, no stupid msgs, no hassles. I have just had enough and sent how I felt. Fuck it.

I'm glad women like you exist Alyssa, but not everyone is like that. I wish they were, maybe they would spare me the first move.

Post a picture of yourself, I wanna see how attractive you are



Sorry, but I don't share personal information on the shroomery. I don't know if you'll assume I'm ugly because of this, but I really couldn't care less if you do; that's irrelevant to the reason I'm here. I wouldn't say I was attractive if I weren't, I'd have included an assessment of my appearance in the "for what it's worth" sentence.

You're literally the first person here to say something so nice about me. Thank you. In real life I'm really easy to get along with, but here I take a 0-tolerance approach to bullshit and I'm swimming in it in almost every thread. So basically, my self-esteem would have been fine without your comment, but it's really nice to know I'm appreciated here in that way. I wonder if I've seen you in another thread. Obviously if you told me whether you've posted in one with me you'd considerably narrow down the options for your identity, so I guess I'll be left with the mystery.

Anyway. I strongly caution you not to fuck around. I'd be confused if I were the girl you want to ask out I found out you'd told your ex you miss her. I'd be thinking "do you like her or me? Both? What kind of relationship are you interested in?" It wouldn't be grounds for dismissal, but you'd have to clarify things, and I'm super understanding. She may not be, she may well think "fuck this".

You should totally say something to her. You don't have to ask her out right off the bat, in fact I would advise against this, because she doesn't know you and so if she says no you won't have been given a fair chance. Just say something, anything within reason, let her know you're interested in her as a friend before telling her you're interested romantically. Try to relax, but stay confident even if you're obviously nervous. Yeah, she'll be able to tell you like her, but there's a difference between knowing that and being put on the spot without sufficient information to make a well thought out decision.


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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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Anonymous #2

Re: You won't ask her out [Re: Alyssa]
    #23599969 - 09/01/16 04:36 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I am not assuming anything. That is fair enough, I wasn't expecting you to flat out post it but yea I'll refrain from useless comments. My apologies

I think the issue is just that, no confidence or logical reason enough to make such a move possible. I can't relax, I'm nervous. I can make conversation, I'm a great person to talk to but that initial step is what hinders, taking that leap of faith. I know absolutely nothing about her, I don't want it to be weird. Besides, it kind of says more about me and my current state of mind than it does about the situation itself. All of this is swirling only inside my head, it is only important to me cause I make it important, for no real reason. I am not actively seeing anyone either, I haven't been on a date or had female contact since my break up which has been a couple of months. I am interested in her as a friend, I want to get to know her as a person. Its not just the female body I am after or her aesthetic value but I genuinely feel like there could be something there. :shrug:

In the end I can make up a thousand and one excuses. Bottom line is I don't want it enough. By default, I do not deserve her cause I am not advanced enough in soul to fight and earn what I would want for myself.


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Re: You won't ask her out [Re: Alyssa]
    #23600076 - 09/01/16 06:08 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Idk who you are but its pretty weird to go so out of your way to mock my life. Not really sure what I did to deserve that exactly but you know what, whatever floats your boat I guess. If you have such a problem feel free to PM me, maybe if I saw your face I would understand... Ah, perhaps I've put you on ignore so thats not an option. If thats the case I've clearly made the right choice




What the heck? I don't understand.

@Alyssa, Its good to see that you value your anonymity. The random requests to see
pictures of yourself (from anonymous shroomsters, no less) seem a bit odd.

As you pointed out elsewhere, for some reason you *do* have a number of
people on this board who are aren't exactly your biggest fans. Anonymous men on the
internet have been known to do and say extremely shitty things to de-anonymized women.

Quote:

I see it as self less rather than selfish :shrug: I'm leaving her alone, not interrupting her life and drag her into something that she might not want. She is just trying to get from point A to point B with as little hassle as possible.




From what I gather from OP (and what Alyssa has said, and logic) she doesn't really mind
a non-intrusive, polite interruption. Especially from an admirer. Shy or insecure men
(I think I do myself) take this excuse and run with it, dressing up their fear as consideration.

"The worst she can say is no!"


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Nice knowin ya'll! https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23904704/vc/1#23904704


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OfflineAlyssa
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Registered: 11/25/14
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Last seen: 6 days, 1 hour
Re: You won't ask her out [Re: Crumist]
    #23600186 - 09/01/16 07:30 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Crumist said:
@Alyssa, Its good to see that you value your anonymity. The random requests to see
pictures of yourself (from anonymous shroomsters, no less) seem a bit odd.

As you pointed out elsewhere, for some reason you *do* have a number of
people on this board who are aren't exactly your biggest fans. Anonymous men on the
internet have been known to do and say extremely shitty things to de-anonymized women.



No kidding!

Quote:

Crumist said:
From what I gather from OP (and what Alyssa has said, and logic) she doesn't really mind
a non-intrusive, polite interruption. Especially from an admirer. Shy or insecure men
(I think I do myself) take this excuse and run with it, dressing up their fear as consideration.

"The worst she can say is no!"



Exactly. Fear of rejection must feel horrible, it's not something I've ever experienced but I empathize. I'm aware that some females are total douches and get off on shooting males down. They're not worth it anyway, so if you get rejected by one of them, you haven't lost anything.


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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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OfflineCrumist
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Re: You won't ask her out [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23602147 - 09/01/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You eliminate in your clothes, as in defecate?


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'I am all for resources being allocated to the widowed single mother of 3, lost husband over seas fighting for our country. I am for vets getting mental health access and resources following war. I am not for free money cause a woman can't close her legs or some chump with low testosterone no going to work cause "i'm sad."' -finalexplosion
Nice knowin ya'll! https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23904704/vc/1#23904704


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Anonymous #3

Re: You won't ask her out [Re: Crumist]
    #23603957 - 09/02/16 08:08 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Crumist said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
Idk who you are but its pretty weird to go so out of your way to mock my life. Not really sure what I did to deserve that exactly but you know what, whatever floats your boat I guess. If you have such a problem feel free to PM me, maybe if I saw your face I would understand... Ah, perhaps I've put you on ignore so thats not an option. If thats the case I've clearly made the right choice




What the heck? I don't understand.




OP understands, whoever he is. Made this thread to attack me, I really don't know why


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Re: You won't ask her out [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #23604970 - 09/02/16 02:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

TL;DR. Single girls are trying to get laid, too. At least sometimes. You never know unless you ask. Don't be creepy or rude about it but why not try? Something as simple as going "Hey, I think you're cute. Wanna go do ______ with me sometime?" can work a lot more than you think it will. If they say no, then don't bother them about it anymore.

I have never had a bad reaction to this approach. Granted I don't walk up to random girls on the street, but if I'm doing something and a cute girl is there (at work, at a show/bar, whatever) it can't hurt to ask. Even if you get rejected you might make a friend.


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Pat The Bunny said:
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bodhisatta said:
i recommend common sense and figuring it out.

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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: You won't ask her out [Re: Crumist] * 2
    #23616019 - 09/05/16 07:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Crumist said:
You eliminate in your clothes, as in defecate?



When I need to and there's no bathroom available, yeah, I don't hold it. I do what my body tells me to, my life vessel is far too miraculous for me to deny its necessities and damage my health.


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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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Anonymous #2

Re: You won't ask her out [Re: Alyssa]
    #23641561 - 09/13/16 01:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

So, I'm curious, what do you do just carry around extra pairs of panties or something? And you just shit yourself on purpose and just wallow in it? What about the smell? Ever been kicked out of somewhere for smelling like you just shat yourself?

I'm genuinely curious, there is no mocking. I just have never met someone who did that on purpose


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Re: You won't ask her out [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #23641971 - 09/13/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Don't expect an answer anytime soon - she's banned for 90 days.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Anonymous #2

Re: You won't ask her out [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23644346 - 09/14/16 11:01 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Oh snap

What happened? :lol:


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