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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23594394 - 08/30/16 05:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I just wanted to offer congratulations to you lavod but I have a question:

Where the fuck are the pics?  :crankey:  All I see is a rock on a paper full of jibberish.



Good point. I wanna see pics of Lavod shitting out that rock


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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: koods]
    #23594415 - 08/30/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

In Okinawa, they have Cock Altars where women pray for a baby.  They have an altar just about anywhere, in a park or beside the road, and inside is a great big stone cock and balls.  Bet OP wouldn't take one of those big fuckers up his ass. :awesomenod:


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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: clock_of_omens]
    #23594489 - 08/30/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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What kind of company allows you to drink and drive your deliveries out? Sounds like a bad company.




One that trusts me since i'm a better driver and delivery person with alcohol in my system than most would be without.  I've had food at peoples' doors so fast at times before, i've had them questioning reality.  My job is badass, i'm well liked by my co-workers and customers, and i have police immunity within the delivery area for DUIs.


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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: lavod]
    #23594495 - 08/30/16 05:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Did you lube your boipussy? Koods and I want to know.


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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: 1234go]
    #23594524 - 08/30/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Why yes i did :smile:.  I'm not about to stick a stone up my pussy without it being slippery like an eel for good feel.


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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: lavod]
    #23594528 - 08/30/16 05:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Slippery like an electric eel.


Edited by 1234go (08/30/16 05:53 PM)


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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: 1234go]
    #23594535 - 08/30/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

im my own butt


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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: something super extreme]
    #23594560 - 08/30/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

We all yearn to be our own.


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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: 1234go]
    #23594564 - 08/30/16 05:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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1234go said:
Slippery like an electric eel.




Maybe i can rig it for vibrational functionality.


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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: lavod]
    #23594567 - 08/30/16 05:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You can heat it up


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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: lavod]
    #23594584 - 08/30/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

It's "of" not "ov"

You spell every other goddamn word right in everyone of your posts. But yet you always use "ov" :crankey:

:lol:


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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: Boomer The Great]
    #23594587 - 08/30/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: Boomer The Great]
    #23594589 - 08/30/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

yea it really pisses me the fuck off, smeg munching butt puncher and his fucking ov bullshit USE THE FUCKING LETTER F IT'S NOT THAT GOD DAMNED FUCKING DIFFICULT, SHIT!!!!


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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23594599 - 08/30/16 06:00 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I find it very endearing.


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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: something super extreme]
    #23594600 - 08/30/16 06:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Is it possible you're finally going to end your sappy ass shitstreak and become the asshole that we had come to expect?


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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23594606 - 08/30/16 06:02 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

only time will tell


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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: something super extreme]
    #23594612 - 08/30/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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something super extreme said:
yea it really pisses me the fuck off, smeg munching butt puncher and his fucking ov bullshit USE THE FUCKING LETTER F IT'S NOT THAT GOD DAMNED FUCKING DIFFICULT, SHIT!!!!




bet his name is actually lafod


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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23594617 - 08/30/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Or george


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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23594658 - 08/30/16 06:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Lavod is my name as lover and has a value ov 111 in accordance to gematria.  My names as man and woman ov earth are Kevin and Kiki respectively.  My name as hermit is secret and will not be exposed.


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Re: I found a dildo made ov stone and within my butt it found its home [Re: lavod]
    #23594669 - 08/30/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

So your names Kevin, but when you play witch in your seal pajamas you call yourself one of four other names.

And I'm not knocking on the seal jams, they sound lovely.


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