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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: I want to hear detailed plans! What would YOU do with... [Re: Asante]
#23593537 - 08/30/16 12:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Buy a fat plot of land, equipment to work it, some horses, a nice house, and keep everything off the grid. Id blow a mill on travel and then retire and invest the rest into things. Many things.
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nooneman


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Re: I want to hear detailed plans! What would YOU do with... [Re: Asante]
#23593671 - 08/30/16 01:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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First of all, I would buy a very nice house with land along the coast near San Francisco (possibly even in San Francisco). Then I would put the rest of it into as safe of a savings account type thing (maybe a variety of mutual funds) as I could find. Something that generates a couple percent of interest per year. I would live off of the interest.
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ModestMouse
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Re: I want to hear detailed plans! What would YOU do with... [Re: Asante] 1
#23593730 - 08/30/16 01:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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10 mil? 45k to student loans and credit card debt 55k on a tesla 900,000 on a house 2 million on shit to fill the house: nice furniture, a nice sound system, a few hot tubs, large projectors, nice art, a bust of Anne frank, etc.
7mil left.... Put 5 into a mutual fund/some sort of investment firm and have them roll it back into 10.
I'd see the world with 1 million of it and spend the other million on heroin, oxycodone, pot, and cocaine.
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something super extreme
NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA!


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Re: I want to hear detailed plans! What would YOU do with... [Re: ModestMouse]
#23593739 - 08/30/16 01:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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haha better put aside some money to buy a real car when that piece of shit tesla fails
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ModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE


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U so edgy teach me how 2 shitpost
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Aww shit, theres sVs's weak point 
Ur combustion driven vehiculars are trash compared to teslas sport models.
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something super extreme
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Re: I want to hear detailed plans! What would YOU do with... [Re: ModestMouse]
#23593752 - 08/30/16 01:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
ModestMouse said: U so edgy teach me how 2 shitpost
i would let u come over to my house and shoe u but ur telsa done broke, LOL!!!
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TNK
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Re: I want to hear detailed plans! What would YOU do with... [Re: Asante]
#23593830 - 08/30/16 01:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would first pay off any debts I have, in total of medical bills the total should be less then 10,000$
Leaving me with 9,999,990$
After that I would give out around 10,000$ each to immediate family, the legal amount that can be given without taxation. Considering I only consider a small amount of my family worthy of that amount, the total would come up to around 100,000$ leaving me with 9,890,000$.
I then would buy a property of substantial acreage somewhere in either the Oregon or Washington coast, probably costing somewhere between 500,000$ to 1,000,000$. Lets assume the prior which would leave me with something close to 9,390,000$.

After that I would hire several accountants and investment specialists where I would attempt to diversify my portfolio into metals, companies and financial institutions while simultaneously investing in small business ventures and venture capitalist opportunities. Probably friends and loved ones would be the owners are proprietors of these smaller ventures.
Assuming I dump a large portion of my money into these opportunities, I think somewhere around 4,000,000$ total leaving me with something around 5,390,000$ left. Which I would then move into several accounts in multiple nations while holding a reserve of 1,000,000$ in precious metals or otherwise in my immediate possession.
I would use some of the money to purchase two vehicles, one off terrain vehicle and one hybrid for commuting back and forth between my home and the city. I would maintain a source of income while following my dreams of becoming a non-profit artist. I live a rather un-lavish lifestyle now, and have for the most of my life. I would hope to aspire to follow that suit and keep lavish and exotic spending to a minimum.
I would also probably go around my old homeless hangouts and hand out money, somewhere between 100$ to 1,000$ in a day to a month span, once or twice a year. Even if I am just feeding peoples addictions, I still feel that those people have under certain circumstances suffered enough and if they've decided to live the life of addiction and homelessness, I am not the one to change their mind but rather to ease their suffering.
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: I want to hear detailed plans! What would YOU do with... [Re: TNK]
#23593837 - 08/30/16 02:02 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheNatureKid said:
After that I would hire several accountants and investment specialists where I would attempt to diversify my portfolio into metals, companies and financial institutions while simultaneously investing in small business ventures and venture capitalist opportunities. Probably friends and loved ones would be the owners are proprietors of these smaller ventures.
Annnnd this is where you start to get robbed.
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trees


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Re: I want to hear detailed plans! What would YOU do with... [Re: Asante]
#23593847 - 08/30/16 02:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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If I had that much money, I'd do 2 chick's at the same time
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nooneman


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Re: I want to hear detailed plans! What would YOU do with... [Re: trees]
#23593854 - 08/30/16 02:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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With $10 million you can probably afford to do every high end prostitute in Nevada at the same time.
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trees


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Re: I want to hear detailed plans! What would YOU do with... [Re: nooneman] 2
#23593862 - 08/30/16 02:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: I want to hear detailed plans! What would YOU do with... [Re: nooneman]
#23593864 - 08/30/16 02:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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This man knows how to dream.
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Starstepper
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Re: I want to hear detailed plans! What would YOU do with... [Re: TNK] 1
#23593875 - 08/30/16 02:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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In a perfect world:
1/2 the money would go to payoff the debt for me and my immediate family as well as a modest house on 100+ acres of land.
The other 1/2 I'd use to start up a mental illness center that would specialize in those who have self medicated themselves into homelessness. 5 million would just be the kick starter to hire the right people to get the proper programs, facility plans, fundraisers, etc. in place. Then raise money to build and execute. A lot of homeless people need help learning how to live a life where they can manage their mental illness instead of escaping with self medication.
Easier said than done. Once I got the check I'd probably just self medicate until I died.
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Asante
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Re: I want to hear detailed plans! What would YOU do with... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] 1
#23593938 - 08/30/16 02:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hmm I myself..
I'd turn my house into an absolute dreamhouse and get my life in order.. thats about $250,000, probably less.
I will probably live up to 50 years more, for the purpose of that I will monetize 5 million dollars into 4000 gold krugerrands which will be stored in guarded value storage places. Thats 80 krugs a year to live on, or in today's money roughly $60,000-150,000 a year. Not very much mind you but its rain OR shine, and in fact the more it rains the higher gold will soar. And its gonna soar so, fuck holding onto money. Retirement will start today and nothing stops it. 
I would have $750,000 as special spendings money for myself and my loved ones.
I drop an additional million on my friends and family, friends extends into the shroomery, partially 
Three million left. Those 3 millions will be conservatively invested and the returns thereof will be used to fuel its own charity. There are 34 million orphans in sub-saharan Africa, which is the poorest of poor regions of the whole world. Orphans are cared for by the people as best they can but, the people often get by on a dollar per day. Africa is full of barely surviving orphanages. Imagine being orphaned, homeless and then in an orphanage who can't even properly feed and clothe you. Thats fucking bad shit. My charity would aim to raise funds to help prop up these orphanages as best as possible, giving them a web presence to generate funds independently and helping them sustain and expand. I grew up in relative poverty and spent 4 of my teenage years in an institution. I can empathize, and I DO empathize, so thats where my charity will be active in.
All done!
10 million dollars well spent, I should say.
God, lay them on me
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abltsandwich
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Re: I want to hear detailed plans! What would YOU do with... [Re: Asante] 1
#23593957 - 08/30/16 02:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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The only thing that comes to mind is buying Shroomery from Ythan and banning all the mods.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions


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Re: I want to hear detailed plans! What would YOU do with... [Re: abltsandwich]
#23593966 - 08/30/16 02:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would give it all to charities that feed starving children in poor countries
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Re: I want to hear detailed plans! What would YOU do with... [Re: ModestMouse] 2
#23593968 - 08/30/16 02:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: spend the other million on heroin, oxycodone, pot, and cocaine.
With a million dollars worth of opiates and coke you're closer to a drug lord than you are some rich guy with a lot of drugs.
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already


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Re: I want to hear detailed plans! What would YOU do with... [Re: PatrickKn]
#23594211 - 08/30/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd buy a house and a few decent used cars along with an enduro, then retrofit said house with solar panels and such. I'd buy like 1k of mxe, 100g each of 4ho mipt, 4ho met, and 4aco dmt, and some kind of ridiculous amount of ald52. I wouldn't give fuck all for money to anyone except my kids, who I'd put away 2m each until their 25th birthday. That's about it.
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Re: I want to hear detailed plans! What would YOU do with... [Re: larry.fisherman] 1
#23594253 - 08/30/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Supporter accounts for everyone And some weed with the last few dollars
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