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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23589442 - 08/29/16 09:28 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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howsyournaggerdoin said: I will never understand how anyone could be bad at cooking pretty much all you have to do is follow the recipe.
clearly you dont know how to cook, I've never followed a recipe and the people I know that have have ended up with shit like tuna and veggie filled jello molds
I dont really know how to cook but i can follow recipes and still produce very tasty meals. Thats why i cant understand how anyone could be bad at cooking. Just gotta have good recipes
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Good cooks don't follow out recipes or use precise measurements. They tend to have a feel for things, or do it to taste.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
#23589483 - 08/29/16 09:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: Good cooks don't follow out recipes or use precise measurements. They tend to have a feel for things, or do it to taste.
Typically after they've practiced and mastered the techniques, flavors, etc..from following recipes.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23589488 - 08/29/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: Also, why do people eat canned green beans?
I can understand using canned for things like corn or beans, cause that takes time to prepare raw... but raw green beans, you can just sauté them for a couple minutes, same way you would make the canned green beans, and they come out fine.
canned green beans are not sauted in most places, people just dump the can in a pot and heat it
Do they boil it in water? Or heat it in oil? If you're heating it in oil, then it's basically sautéed.
it's usually boiled in the brine from the can. I dont believe that sauteing canned beans will work out well
I actually worked in a restaurant where the owner was serving 32 different vegetables, nearly all of them from a can, they took over a restaurant that was failing for that very reason. they changed the name but kept the menu and I tried for the entire week that I worked for them to change the menu and even gave them 3 good menus to start, 2 keep the 'country cooking' theme, now why people actually want country cooking when they go out to eat in the south and why the fuck would they want a selection of 32 different canned vegetables
the place only stayed open about 2 months because they honestly believed taking over a failing business model. the biscuits were always fresh, the bacon, eggs and sausage sat under heat lamps. one of the conversations went:
Pris: "Margret, Pappy. you guys need to get rid of about 3/4 of this menu, you only need about 6 vegetables and they need to be fresh, you can add a couple of others into rotation as a part of a daily special"
Margret: "Pris, those 32 vegetables are what keeps people coming back, they want those choices, they want the fried balogna and the streak o lean"
Pris: "Margret, look around you, how many people do you see in this restaurant eating any of those vegetables. you cant run the same shitty restaurant with a new sign and expect people to actually wander into this place unless they're lost"
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sure you dont little hipster
I dont have one either, I'm sure no one cares about 47 pictures of a Big Mac
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: 1234go]
#23589492 - 08/29/16 09:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: Good cooks don't follow out recipes or use precise measurements. They tend to have a feel for things, or do it to taste.
Typically after they've practiced and mastered the techniques, flavors, etc..from following recipes.
um... no.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23589549 - 08/29/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I DO realize what she's saying, and I agree with your "um... no.".
My point is, "good cooks don't follow recipes" is a stupid generalization.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
#23589582 - 08/29/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: Yeah, I understand there was nothing scientific or accurate about her statement, but I've never even heard the stereotype that lesbians love food. That's why it perplexed me.
I think the stereotype is lesbians are really good cooks.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: 1234go]
#23589588 - 08/29/16 10:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: Yeah, I understand there was nothing scientific or accurate about her statement, but I've never even heard the stereotype that lesbians love food. That's why it perplexed me.
I think the stereotype is lesbians are really good cooks. 
I thought that was the stereotype about gay men?
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1234go said: I DO realize what she's saying, and I agree with your "um... no.".
My point is, "good cooks don't follow recipes" is a stupid generalization.
Professional chefs usually say the same thing, notice how none of them use precise measurements either. I think the only time I measure something out is when I need a precise amount of water for cooking rice.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
#23589596 - 08/29/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Actually it goes both ways get it? Ok, not the best joke....
Anyway, i believe the stereotype works both ways.
I believe people who are good at crafting things (like carpenters) are good at cooking. I believe there is a correlation.
Another stereotype of lesbians is they make good carpenters/laborers (some of them).
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
#23589608 - 08/29/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: I think the only time I measure something out is when I need a precise amount of water for cooking rice.
Same, or with certain bakes.
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CookieCrumbs said: No but you have relationships with women.
Twas a joke kidos. As in I'm attracted to women because they're supposed, SUPPOSED TO, know how to cook. But ofc it doesn't really ring true in modern times. I had to teach my last 2 gfs to cook. :l
Do you think we are reaching an age where women might not be as expected to cook as much as they once were?
Man since when could women not make sexist jokes against their own sex?
If course they can. I am cool with that. I apogize that I didn't get your joke and was rude. Would you please answer my question?
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: California]
#23590097 - 08/29/16 01:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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My parents/grandparents were all raised on amazing southern cooking. Except my dad but he just didn't cook much.
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My mom is a fantastic cook. Me on the otherhand, I can cook well but only if I put my mind to it and am not lazy or taking recipes as suggestions. I'm trying to be more frugal and eat more home cooked stuff - this week is kinda sucky because I'm sharing an apartment with someone I don't know(airbnb) I've got kitchen access, and the girl who's hosting is just lovely, but I don't wanna mess up her kitchen too much and take up too much of her fridge space.
My mom makes ice cream from scratch, always uses the best freshest ingredients, buys locally farmed meat and produce - she Sicilian and her side of the family has a multigenerational Italian Bakery not far from NYC, I think you'd be hardpressed to find better cannolis in the northeast - I'm a bit biased, but they've been open and supremely popular for about 60 years now.
Finding fresh, local ingredients that you don't have to pay completely out the ass for in the city is a chore, it's not impossible, but if you really want to stretch your dollar then you've got to buy different things from different types of grocery stores/markets.
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I think I remember you saying you burnt two lasagnas once and were starving . On a different note : I hate cleaning,I love being in a relationship, I can start cooking more because it's socially acceptable to say " I'll cook you clean?" . Can't do that shit with anyone else in your life as an adult.
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op i cooked my parents i think dad got pretty burned up hes screamin and jumpin in the swommin pill mom turned out aight real tender good juicy meat
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no i live in Louisiana
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Seriously_trippin said: I think I remember you saying you burnt two lasagnas once and were starving . On a different note : I hate cleaning,I love being in a relationship, I can start cooking more because it's socially acceptable to say " I'll cook you clean?" . Can't do that shit with anyone else in your life as an adult.
oh god, that was valentines day iirc. I burnt ONE lasagna and flooded the kitchen floor trying to defrost chicken(...in the sink...with warm water - there was nothing to eat other than that).
I told you, I have to put my mind to it to succeed.
My best friend was raised by her grandma and she is super pushy in the kitchen, literally every time she comes over to hang out for any good while, she brings a bag of groceries and cooks food for everyone(I have seen her do this at other friend's places too), when I try to cook in my own kitchen I get shooed out - but I also accidentally fed her soapy pancakes once(I was washing the dishes, mixing pancake batter, and smoking a blunt, turns out this results in..mistakes) and it made her a little ill, so at this point I do the dishes and she cooks and that's just the way it is.
We're trying to move in together by the new year because we operate pretty well as a team with household duties.
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