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help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap * 5
    #23589195 - 08/29/16 07:08 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

so i woke up this morning with intense pain in my third eye i think my chakral balance is upset by the karmic resonation due to the 6th house of uranus
do any yogurt shamans have advice for what to do this is a spiritual emergency i think my future past life is in danger


namaste 421 (cuz im so high its dont even make any sense)
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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: something super extreme] * 2
    #23589205 - 08/29/16 07:17 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

drink some water hippy


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: xzylocybin]
    #23589208 - 08/29/16 07:18 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

help... need level 97 advanced shroomery shit poster spammer asap.


o wait.... found one :feelsgoodman:


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: something super extreme]
    #23589209 - 08/29/16 07:18 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Give them 10 minutes, they first have to shove a pile of drugs up their ass. :cookiemonster:


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: qman]
    #23589226 - 08/29/16 07:28 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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daz01 said:
help... need level 97 advanced shroomery shit poster spammer asap.


o wait.... found one :feelsgoodman:





I understand that you're just an average pub poster, but perhaps you should learn both to stay on topic and what "spam" is in the context of the internet.
This is no joke.


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: something super extreme]
    #23589242 - 08/29/16 07:46 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

listen bro, i was shitposting and spamming before you came left yer mums uterus. though i have for the majority retired and matured, i am still the master. don't fuk with me, i'll find you and prove i am the better shitposter when i practise, kiddo.


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: daz01] * 2
    #23589265 - 08/29/16 07:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:dumbass:


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: daz01] * 5
    #23589378 - 08/29/16 08:55 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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listen bro, i was shitposting and spamming before you came left yer mums uterus. though i have for the majority retired and matured, i am still the master. don't fuk with me, i'll find you and prove i am the better shitposter when i practise, kiddo.




lol


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23589381 - 08/29/16 08:56 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Imagine someone trying to step to my shitposting game, LOL


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23589382 - 08/29/16 08:57 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Sad days when SVS can't hold his own in a shitposting throw down


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23589385 - 08/29/16 08:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

nah, no need to engage some shit tier shitposter like that.
It'd be like Eminem freestyle battling Stitches except I'm black and can't rap


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23589400 - 08/29/16 09:02 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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so i woke up this morning




That's where you fucked up.  Try waking up in the afternoon.


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: ModestMouse] * 3
    #23589477 - 08/29/16 09:46 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Sad days when SVS can't hold his own in a shitposting throw down




I don't think there's anyone here who can outshitpost sVs, even if they came strapped with a full septic tank, Joe Dirt style.


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23589487 - 08/29/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

He seems to have a habit of talking out dat ass. *MM, that is.


Edited by 1234go (08/29/16 10:16 AM)


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #23589494 - 08/29/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

It's a consequence of injecting too much jenkem. I am the shit.
The shit just flows outta me like i done eat too much tb sittin in front of the tv playin with my pp


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: something super extreme] * 3
    #23589497 - 08/29/16 09:58 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i am the manifestation of ten million shitty pub posts.
hippies made me now suffer your own hubris fools


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: something super extreme]
    #23589499 - 08/29/16 09:58 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

ahhahHahahhHahahahHAHAHAAAA


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: something super extreme]
    #23589503 - 08/29/16 10:00 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:barbershreds:
He's leveling up


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23589510 - 08/29/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

svs is pretty good but there are none in the land as good as I am.

I just save my best material for other websites


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23589530 - 08/29/16 10:13 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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It's a consequence of injecting too much jenkem. I am the shit.
The shit just flows outta me like i done eat too much tb sittin in front of the tv playin with my pp



Well when you eat through your butthole you talk nothing but shit


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: basqueshaman]
    #23589606 - 08/29/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i dont eat i only shit


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: something super extreme]
    #23589668 - 08/29/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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something super extreme said:
i dont i only eat shit


:freshwtf:


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: basqueshaman]
    #23589676 - 08/29/16 11:12 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

hahaha badshaman is meltin cuz he couldnt figure out a simple pun about sausages, LOL!!!


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: something super extreme]
    #23589687 - 08/29/16 11:14 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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hahaha badshaman is meltin cuz he couldnt figure out a simple pun about sausages, LOL!!!



Yes its ok for you to like your saucey jizz


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: basqueshaman]
    #23589691 - 08/29/16 11:15 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

hey backshalam im ur WURST NIGHTMARE im a sausgae


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: something super extreme]
    #23589707 - 08/29/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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hey backshalam im ur WURST NIGHTMARE im a sausgae



I get the joke worst as in german sausage. What liverwourst cause i have gout. I got your pun i just fell to see the houmor. Besides your blind brown eye is in pain it sounds as if you got the worst of the wourst up there.


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: basqueshaman] * 3
    #23589721 - 08/29/16 11:24 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

whats the diffrence between a jew and basquesjaman?

A JEW DOESnt SCREAM WHAn U PUT A BRATWURST IN IT LOL


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: something super extreme]
    #23589749 - 08/29/16 11:32 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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whats the diffrence between a
A JEW DOESnt SCREAM WHAn U PUT A BRATWURST IN IT LOL


cum now you can do better than that.


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: basqueshaman]
    #23590070 - 08/29/16 01:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i took poo at work it was so meds theyre shit drop down my balls so im had to wash my balls in the sink i think they know


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23590814 - 08/29/16 05:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:smugjerry:

pls kiddo, you just shit out whatever random shit pops into your head. in my days, the good 'ol days, real shitposters had class and style. shitposting had meaning and coherency but now, kiddos, like you, kiddo, mash der keyboards and hope for the best.


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: something super extreme]
    #23591582 - 08/29/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Here I custom tailored a beginning spiritual Sadhana for you.

1, Drink a glass of water

2. Go for a walk outside for 15 minutes

3. Sit cross legged and take ten deep breaths in, then ten deep breaths out, counting in your mind.

4. Place palms together and bow slightly

5. Repeat daily for 7 days

:namaste:


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23591862 - 08/29/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

How many oz of water?


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23591873 - 08/29/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

One full "glass"... not a cup, but a full glass. Like 2-3 cups approximately.


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #23591936 - 08/29/16 10:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Can you deeply breathe in ten times before breathing out deeply ten times?


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: FrozenHappiness] * 1
    #23592103 - 08/29/16 11:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I can, my lungs contain a portal to another dimension.


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: psi]
    #23592173 - 08/30/16 12:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

can i plug the water instead for a stronger shamanistic spiritual experience?


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: daz01] * 2
    #23592612 - 08/30/16 07:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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:smugjerry:

pls kiddo, you just shit out whatever random shit pops into your head. in my days, the good 'ol days, real shitposters had class and style. shitposting had meaning and coherency but now, kiddos, like you, kiddo, mash der keyboards and hope for the best.




You're blind and clueless if you can't see my charade for anything but the cold and calculated attack on unshroominess that it is.
It certainly seemed to fool such a middling, forgettable shitposter such as yourself.

Step off bro you ain't shit


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23592615 - 08/30/16 07:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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Here I custom tailored a beginning spiritual Sadhana for you.

1, Drink a glass of water

2. Go for a walk outside for 15 minutes

3. Sit cross legged and take ten deep breaths in, then ten deep breaths out, counting in your mind.

4. Place palms together and bow slightly

5. Repeat daily for 7 days

:namaste:




thanks brother moonie


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: something super extreme]
    #23592637 - 08/30/16 08:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I prescribe a Jägermeister enema.  :buttchugging:


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: Asante]
    #23592640 - 08/30/16 08:06 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I appreciate your helpful contribution!
I'll sit cross legged with a bottle of jager up my butt and see if that helps.


Namasste


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: something super extreme]
    #23592645 - 08/30/16 08:07 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You have to draw it in by flexing your rectal muscles.


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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: Asante]
    #23617325 - 09/06/16 07:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

still need more help


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