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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: basqueshaman]
#23589606 - 08/29/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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i dont eat i only shit
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basqueshaman
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something super extreme said: i dont i only eat shit
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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: basqueshaman]
#23589676 - 08/29/16 11:12 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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hahaha badshaman is meltin cuz he couldnt figure out a simple pun about sausages, LOL!!!
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something super extreme said: hahaha badshaman is meltin cuz he couldnt figure out a simple pun about sausages, LOL!!!
Yes its ok for you to like your saucey jizz
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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: basqueshaman]
#23589691 - 08/29/16 11:15 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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hey backshalam im ur WURST NIGHTMARE im a sausgae
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basqueshaman
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something super extreme said: hey backshalam im ur WURST NIGHTMARE im a sausgae
I get the joke worst as in german sausage. What liverwourst cause i have gout. I got your pun i just fell to see the houmor. Besides your blind brown eye is in pain it sounds as if you got the worst of the wourst up there.
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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: basqueshaman] 3
#23589721 - 08/29/16 11:24 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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whats the diffrence between a jew and basquesjaman?
A JEW DOESnt SCREAM WHAn U PUT A BRATWURST IN IT LOL
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something super extreme said: whats the diffrence between a A JEW DOESnt SCREAM WHAn U PUT A BRATWURST IN IT LOL
cum now you can do better than that.
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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: basqueshaman]
#23590070 - 08/29/16 01:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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i took poo at work it was so meds theyre shit drop down my balls so im had to wash my balls in the sink i think they know
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pls kiddo, you just shit out whatever random shit pops into your head. in my days, the good 'ol days, real shitposters had class and style. shitposting had meaning and coherency but now, kiddos, like you, kiddo, mash der keyboards and hope for the best.
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Here I custom tailored a beginning spiritual Sadhana for you.
1, Drink a glass of water
2. Go for a walk outside for 15 minutes
3. Sit cross legged and take ten deep breaths in, then ten deep breaths out, counting in your mind.
4. Place palms together and bow slightly
5. Repeat daily for 7 days
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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: Moonshoe]
#23591862 - 08/29/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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How many oz of water?
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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: abltsandwich]
#23591873 - 08/29/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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One full "glass"... not a cup, but a full glass. Like 2-3 cups approximately.
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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: Moonshoe] 1
#23591936 - 08/29/16 10:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Can you deeply breathe in ten times before breathing out deeply ten times?
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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: FrozenHappiness] 1
#23592103 - 08/29/16 11:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can, my lungs contain a portal to another dimension.
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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: psi]
#23592173 - 08/30/16 12:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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can i plug the water instead for a stronger shamanistic spiritual experience?
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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: daz01] 2
#23592612 - 08/30/16 07:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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daz01 said:
pls kiddo, you just shit out whatever random shit pops into your head. in my days, the good 'ol days, real shitposters had class and style. shitposting had meaning and coherency but now, kiddos, like you, kiddo, mash der keyboards and hope for the best.
You're blind and clueless if you can't see my charade for anything but the cold and calculated attack on unshroominess that it is. It certainly seemed to fool such a middling, forgettable shitposter such as yourself.
Step off bro you ain't shit
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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: Moonshoe]
#23592615 - 08/30/16 07:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: Here I custom tailored a beginning spiritual Sadhana for you.
1, Drink a glass of water
2. Go for a walk outside for 15 minutes
3. Sit cross legged and take ten deep breaths in, then ten deep breaths out, counting in your mind.
4. Place palms together and bow slightly
5. Repeat daily for 7 days

thanks brother moonie
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I prescribe a Jägermeister enema.
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Re: help - need level 97 advanced yoga shaman asap [Re: Asante]
#23592640 - 08/30/16 08:06 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I appreciate your helpful contribution! I'll sit cross legged with a bottle of jager up my butt and see if that helps.
Namasste
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