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shLong



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How to get Microsoft Office...?
#23588601 - 08/28/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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My girl needs Office for school but obviously doesn't wanna pay the $150 or whatever charge.
It looks like Office is on her PC, but when you open it it asks for either a code, to purchase, or a 30 day trial..
What are the ways that people get these programs without having to shell out that much money? Is there like a working code generator? Torrents? I went to pirate bay and downloaded what I thought was correct, but it was a weird file type that I couldn't get to open...
Does anybody have a link to a torrent that will download the cracked programs or however it's supposed to work?.. Or can someone maybe push me in the correct direction, please?
You'll obviously have my thanks and 5 shrooms if that matters..
Just need some help here please..
Thanks in advance, friends.
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shLong



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Re: How to get Microsoft Office...? [Re: shLong]
#23588612 - 08/28/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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What's ironic is that my fucking phone has the shit, but her computer with Windows needs to purchase it 
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Re: How to get Microsoft Office...? [Re: shLong]
#23588618 - 08/28/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I used to have a $10 work discount license for the full suite that I'd never used, I'll have to check my work email in the morning and see if it's expired or anything. Otherwise you can probably steal it off of the internet, which someone else will have to explain better than I can.
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shLong



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Yeah, if you have something I could use I'd be very appreciative.
Let me know. Thanks, brother.
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Re: How to get Microsoft Office...? [Re: shLong]
#23588627 - 08/28/16 10:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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No problem. Ten bucks for the full suite sure beats sticker price. Enterprise and educational institutes get crazy discounts on these things.
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Ask the school if they can give you a copy of it. My school used to give out free software to students.
You could also torrent it or switch to Linux and use Libre office for free.
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Re: How to get Microsoft Office...? [Re: Lophosaurus]
#23588657 - 08/28/16 10:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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My school does that too, the email is on Outlook and one of the menus from the inbox page goes to a page of software you have licenses for.
You can get LibreOffice on Windows as well, I just use that.
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Re: How to get Microsoft Office...? [Re: shLong]
#23588663 - 08/28/16 10:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Was the file you couldn't open an .ISO? If so you need daemon tools. .ISO is like a virtual DVD or something and Daemon tools (it's free) is basically a virtual DVD drive. You drag the .ISO into the Daemon tools window, then "mount the image". Then it's like you're installing from a DVD. I would just download it from my torrent site and send it to you but the file is like 3GB and I don't have any easy, fast way to transfer that much outside of my own network.
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Re: How to get Microsoft Office...? [Re: Shroomslip]
#23588667 - 08/28/16 10:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomslip said: Was the file you couldn't open an .ISO? If so you need daemon tools. .ISO is like a virtual DVD or something and Daemon tools (it's free) is basically a virtual DVD drive. You drag the .ISO into the Daemon tools window, then "mount the image". Then it's like you're installing from a DVD. I would just download it from my torrent site and send it to you but the the file is like 3GB and I don't have any easy, fast way to transfer that much outside of my own network.
Hah, this fuckin guy. You can't have a virtual dvd what are you gonna do, watch a dvd that dont even really exist? Fuckin lmao
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I like using Slysoft Virtual Clone Drive. Good freeware .iso drive emulator.
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Yeah. I just did it recently actually. I prefer just regular .mkv or .avi files for my shows but I had to get one in an .ISO and play it like a DVD that doesn't exist.
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Re: How to get Microsoft Office...? [Re: Shroomslip]
#23588682 - 08/28/16 10:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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rolfl get a load of this shit next this clown gonna tell us you can get songs without a cd like some kind of fuckin virtual record player, LOL!!! so glad i got the 6 cd changer in my car SUCKER
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PatrickKn



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I bet you don't even have an equalizer.
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Virtual CDs are so 2000's. It's all about the virtual iPods now.
@shLong if you can't figure out how to do it just PM me I'll give you a step by step. It's pretty easy though. I did look for just an .exe but couldn't find one and I would be hesitant to link you to one anyways. I have no way of knowing if it's a legit copy or not.
Edited by Shroomslip (08/28/16 10:39 PM)
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Re: How to get Microsoft Office...? [Re: PatrickKn]
#23588694 - 08/28/16 10:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
PatrickKn said: I bet you don't even have an equalizer.
he has a virtual equalizer
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Re: How to get Microsoft Office...? [Re: shLong]
#23588699 - 08/28/16 10:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I usually avoid pirating software, so much is riddled with malware. Maybe there's some reliable way of unlocking that preinstalled copy though.
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shLong



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Re: How to get Microsoft Office...? [Re: Shroomslip]
#23588714 - 08/28/16 10:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Virtual CDs are so 2000's. It's all about the virtual iPods now.
@shLong if you can't figure out how to do it just PM me I'll give you a step by step. It's pretty easy though. I did look for just an .exe but couldn't find one and I would be hesitant to link you to one anyways. I have no way of knowing if it's a legit copy or not.
Thanks..
I'm pretty dumb when it comes to this stuff in comparison to others. I'm capable of a lot of shit, just when it comes to computer programs and such, I'm behind the curve.. At least when it comes to semi difficult shit like this.
I deleted the files, but I can download em again and tell ya what I have.
I was hoping someone has done this recently and remembered what torrent it was they used and how they got it to work, etc..
I gotta go to bed now, but in the morning I'll get back to y'all..
It is possible to get Office and not have to pay $150, right? And if so, it's doable for someone like me...? (before I get much further in to this)
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Re: How to get Microsoft Office...? [Re: shLong]
#23588723 - 08/28/16 10:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yep, worst case I'll see if I have that discount license still. You'll be able to snag the full suite for ten bucks, I'll just need your email. Also hqve your girl check with her school and see if they do student licenses. A lot of schools have that shit and it's free for students.
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Re: How to get Microsoft Office...? [Re: shLong]
#23588731 - 08/28/16 10:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yes it's very easy to get. If you can't get SVS' legit copy I guarantee I can walk even the most "hopeless cause" through getting it in a torrent. Just PM me if you're having issues but basically you're just looking for an .ISO and then an emulator (like Daemon tools) and mounting the image (.ISO is the image) and then it's just like you put in a legit DVD. There will be some type of crack or whatever with the torrent you use after installing. Should be in the instructions either on the torrent page or even in the file itself.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Re: How to get Microsoft Office...? [Re: Shroomslip]
#23588798 - 08/28/16 11:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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A free/hassle free alternative.
https://www.openoffice.org
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