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Your Parents Cooking * 2
    #23588294 - 08/28/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yep, you heard me, I know you'd never insult your parents cooking, I will but I do
it with at least a little tact, it's my mom, gotta have respect for her, she
buseted her ass all her life to make sure I had my needs, made sure 4 kids and a
bunch of stray kids were well fed. At home I learned the basics of cooking at a
young age and have improved greatly at cooking, partially because I worked in
restaurants until I was 17, worked commercial kitchens and I can cook pretty
damned well, my kids prefer it over restaurants. the only friend who's parents
knew how to cook were from  Quebecistan but they were always serving bastard's
tongue and goat's bladder or something...


anyway, to cut to the chase, a few years ago I realized my mother cant cook for
shit anymore, it's as if she's poisoning us with bad food. meat is always
overcooked unless it's chicken, then it's undercooked. she'd bake pork chops in
the oven which in my opinion is a big fucking no and she'd overcook the shit out
of them to the point they were suitable for shoe soles. looking back, there was a
lot of that shit as a kid too.
This poll is only here for looks, but you can tell us if your parent is a bad cook?
You may choose only one
do you/can you cook?
You may choose only one
this is a filler question, you should answer it.
You may choose only one


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23588357 - 08/28/16 08:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Nice topic but crazy questions.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23588359 - 08/28/16 08:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My mom was a fuckin terrible cook
Dad was pretty good in his areas of expertise, but pretty shit outside of that.


i hella cook dank


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: klhouse]
    #23588374 - 08/28/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

We had guests over a while back, she served them frozen pizza, green beans out the can and peanuts in the shell. What kind of combo is that? I was so embarrassed.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: klhouse]
    #23588376 - 08/28/16 08:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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klhouse said:
Nice topic but crazy questions.





just answer the fucking questions, it's all explained there


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme]
    #23588381 - 08/28/16 08:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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something super extreme said:
My mom was a fuckin terrible cook
Dad was pretty good in his areas of expertise, but pretty shit outside of that.


i hella cook dank





you mom probably told you how great a cook she is as well


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: klhouse]
    #23588383 - 08/28/16 08:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

jesus dude is your mom 13 years old, blind, deaf, and retarded


is ur mom helen keller?


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: klhouse]
    #23588386 - 08/28/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

sauces are a foreign concept, blood in meat is gross, and raw foods are healthy for you.
but other than when it comes to cooking red meat, no, she is actually pretty good...simple, but good.

my dad, i used to think his breakfasts and steaks were great...until i realized wow my dad is gullible as fuck and thinks undercooked meat will kill a mofo. :facepalm:

his brother was a butcher, so he'd get awesome meats...and ruin em. LOL. ribs were always fall off the bone though, i mean, well, you can't really complain...even though it's still overcooked.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: klhouse]
    #23588402 - 08/28/16 08:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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klhouse said:
We had guests over a while back, she served them frozen pizza, green beans out the can and peanuts in the shell. What kind of combo is that? I was so embarrassed.






your mother is probably insane. I had a friend who's mother made things like jello
molds, that's jello with peas, carrots, corn and other veggies suspended in
gelatin, not even large portions of veggies


seriously, this was a fucking thing




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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23588405 - 08/28/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

something super extreme said:
My mom was a fuckin terrible cook
Dad was pretty good in his areas of expertise, but pretty shit outside of that.


i hella cook dank





you mom probably told you how great a cook she is as well




nah she knew she was shit, but she'd still get all manipulative about it.
dank joke though prissy numero uno


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23588406 - 08/28/16 09:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My dad could make a hell of a steak, but that's about all I've seen from my dad. My mom did most, if not all, of the cooking, AND IMHO it was good, sometimes it was great, other times maybe the chicken was a little over cooked.. BUT I usually kept my mouth shut, I didn't really care anyway, I don't complain about that shit, if it fills my stomach then it is good that's my motto.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23588415 - 08/28/16 09:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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sauces are a foreign concept, blood in meat is gross, and raw foods are healthy for you.
but other than when it comes to cooking red meat, no, she is actually pretty good...simple, but good.

my dad, i used to think his breakfasts and steaks were great...until i realized wow my dad is gullible as fuck and thinks undercooked meat will kill a mofo. :facepalm:

his brother was a butcher, so he'd get awesome meats...and ruin em. LOL. ribs were always fall off the bone though, i mean, well, you can't really complain...even though it's still overcooked.





with really lean meats that dont have much connective tissues it makes the shit
dry and tough. you dont want to complain because they're your folks, you dont want
to piss them off because them cooking for you is like their way of saying they
dont want you to die yet

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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme]
    #23588424 - 08/28/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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something super extreme said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

something super extreme said:
My mom was a fuckin terrible cook
Dad was pretty good in his areas of expertise, but pretty shit outside of that.


i hella cook dank





you mom probably told you how great a cook she is as well




nah she knew she was shit, but she'd still get all manipulative about it.
dank joke though prissy numero uno






how'd you like the poll, it wasnt mandatory but these people are leaving out
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #23588425 - 08/28/16 09:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My mother is a pretty decent cook.. she can make a few dishes really well.

My grandmother on my dad's side however.... was the bomb.com. I spent a lot of time with them growing up and lived with them for a while.
They are both Italian, came here together on the boat. From Genoa (northern Italy)
Grandma cooked like it was her job... she was always in the kitchen cooking up something.. she spent hours in the kitchen every day. Everything she made was amazing
her spaghetti & meatballs sauce took all day to cook, most of the tomatoes and peppers came from the garden my grandpa had.
He canned shitloads of peppers, cucumbers, tomatoes and whatnot with vinegar and herbs and stuff. He had a stockpile of like 100 jars. Neverending supply of antipasto.
Breakfast she would always have some scrambled eggs for everyone with cheese, sausage/bacon and bread
She always had a 5 gallon thing of sun tea on hand. Lunch was usually paninis or something similar. Dinner was always a huge feast with like 5-6 dishes.
You want sweets? She always had a stockpile of little debbie stuff and other sweet things under the sink.

Basically whenever you walked into the house you would be asked if you were hungry no matter what time of day, be fed a massive fucking feast and keep being fed until you are about to explode. No one ever left that house even remotely hungry.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23588429 - 08/28/16 09:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

it's not terrible. meats are not required eating by me, and i can easily cook my own steak, properly. save at my dad's...nah...that ain't gonna happen.

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My grandmother on my dad's side however....




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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23588430 - 08/28/16 09:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That jello mold thing looks disgusting

My mother cooks like a chef (I've worked with a lot of chefs, her food is dank as fuck)
I cook average for an experienced line cook, good but nothing special

It would be nice to have more time for cooking, learning new recipes and such, but there are too many other things going on most of the time. Priorities :shrug:


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23588441 - 08/28/16 09:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

something super extreme said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

something super extreme said:
My mom was a fuckin terrible cook
Dad was pretty good in his areas of expertise, but pretty shit outside of that.


i hella cook dank





you mom probably told you how great a cook she is as well




nah she knew she was shit, but she'd still get all manipulative about it.
dank joke though prissy numero uno






how'd you like the poll, it wasnt mandatory but these people are leaving out
the most important part of polls these days





I thought it was a pretty good poll. Clear and concise questions with lots of succinct answers, good stal adherence.
I was really fond of the last question.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23588442 - 08/28/16 09:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I was raised by my grandparents mostly and my grandmother was terrible with everything except for a few select items.  As is typical thus far in the thread, she was particularly bad with steak and pork chops, being overcooked to inedibility. 

When i was an early teen and she cooked steak or chops, i would tell her i'd eat it later.  When she would go to bed, i would put the plate into the sink and plastic wrap in the trash to avoid suspicion.  I would then go out on my bike with the lump ov meat that once had the potential to become food before meeting my grandmother, and ride to this particular black pickup truck down the street and throw it into the bed.  I do wonder what the person ever thought about all these steaks and pork chops that would randomly accumulate in hir pickup bed.  I know it's bad that the food went to waste, but i did'nt want to pay to ship it to Somalia so i just threw them in a truck bed.  I deserved better anyway.  I eventually got a foreman grille and cooked the steaks myself.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23588447 - 08/28/16 09:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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klhouse said:
We had guests over a while back, she served them frozen pizza, green beans out the can and peanuts in the shell. What kind of combo is that? I was so embarrassed.




your mother is probably insane. I had a friend who's mother made things like jello
molds, that's jello with peas, carrots, corn and other veggies suspended in
gelatin, not even large portions of veggies


seriously, this was a fucking thing








I think this is some kind of comfort food for people who lived during the great depression. When I worked at a nursing home as a food server and the residents would vote on foods they wanted. They wanted hello with cabbage and carrots, and always ate the hell out it.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23588449 - 08/28/16 09:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Meh looks pretty good


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: zZZz]
    #23588450 - 08/28/16 09:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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My dad could make a hell of a steak, but that's about all I've seen from my dad. My mom did most, if not all, of the cooking, AND IMHO it was good, sometimes it was great, other times maybe the chicken was a little over cooked.. BUT I usually kept my mouth shut, I didn't really care anyway, I don't complain about that shit, if it fills my stomach then it is good that's my motto.





dont get me wrong, there were plenty of times my mom did really well and when I was
younger I was either well brainwashed into believing most of it was good, pork chops
baked int he oven and meatloaf being the exceptions (her meatloaf actually was great
the last time). the fried pork chops were great. lately she's gotten to where she'll
take a pork tenderloin and try to make it 'tender' by over baking it or by dropping
it in a crock pot


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23588459 - 08/28/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My grandma on my mom's side however... completely fucking different story.
She was senile for as long as I can remember... and her idea of dinner was throwing a raw chicken into a pot of boiling water and serving it once it was white.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23588465 - 08/28/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My mom has a couple good dishes she makes.  Food made with love is the best food.  But her taste is kind of bland after smoking for so many years.

I can throw down in the kitchen.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23588483 - 08/28/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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klhouse said:
We had guests over a while back, she served them frozen pizza, green beans out the can and peanuts in the shell. What kind of combo is that? I was so embarrassed.




your mother is probably insane. I had a friend who's mother made things like jello
molds, that's jello with peas, carrots, corn and other veggies suspended in
gelatin, not even large portions of veggies


seriously, this was a fucking thing








I think this is some kind of comfort food for people who lived during the great depression. When I worked at a nursing home as a food server and the residents would vote on foods they wanted. They wanted hello with cabbage and carrots, and always ate the hell out it.





this kind of shit was coming into vogue in the late 40s and by the late 50s was
pretty popular, in the mid 60s it started dying out with only a few people trying
it. now jello with fruits and stuff doesnt sound as horrid but damn yo....

hell, for all I know the veggies in jello is delicious, I wouldnt know, I dont
touch jello if I can avoid it. it's not food, it's the devil


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23588540 - 08/28/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

my mom cooked basic midwest style food. pan fried pork chops and mashed potatoes with gravy. stuff like that. It wasn't too bad but it wasn't great either. Once or twice she tried something a little more exotic and it never went well.

I am pretty fucking good at cooking.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23588549 - 08/28/16 09:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My grandmother used to make something she called jello salad, not sure what was in it other than lime jello but it was moderately edible.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: psi]
    #23588552 - 08/28/16 09:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

what do people eat in Canada anyway i went once and they were obviously just showing off for me with the barbecue and hamburgers i know you guys can't afford meat


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme]
    #23588577 - 08/28/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Aside from Quebec, Canada doesn't really have its own distinct cuisine for the most part, more just transplants from elsewhere. My grandmother cooked roasts and stuff like that, and my parents cooked some stuff along those lines (roasts, stews etc) plus their interpretations of various "international" styles of cooking, Italian, Chinese, Indian etc.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme]
    #23588584 - 08/28/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I can cook up a storm.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Great Scott]
    #23588591 - 08/28/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Are we talking tropical storm, ice storm, hail storm, wind storm, snow storm, shit storm, brain storm, barn storm, fire storm, sand storm, dust storm, rain storm, or what?
I need specifics.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23588593 - 08/28/16 10:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Shitstorm


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme]
    #23588602 - 08/28/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Hella all kinds of storms. Baked, broiled, roasted, fried, sauteed, grilled, and barbecued.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Great Scott]
    #23588610 - 08/28/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

ahh i went to a barbecue storm once.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23588648 - 08/28/16 10:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Negronados are no joke. I got caught in one those one time and barely made it out by the skin on my teeth. Had to board a loose watermelon and paddle out with a fried drumstick.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Great Scott]
    #23588653 - 08/28/16 10:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Oh shit, I've heard those things have been hitting the midwest real hard.
My heart goes out to Missouri.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme]
    #23588664 - 08/28/16 10:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Blackest night of my life. I spent days drifting through grape kool-aid and battling ground swells before I finally hit land again.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: klhouse]
    #23588693 - 08/28/16 10:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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We had guests over a while back, she served them frozen pizza, green beans out the can and peanuts in the shell. What kind of combo is that? I was so embarrassed.



Lmao thats amazing


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    #23588704 - 08/28/16 10:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My moms is a decent cook. Shes just way too lazy to do it. We ate stoffers n shit as kids. I only remember her cooking for thanksgiving and then baking for Christmas.


Us little hellions were too much hassle she said.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23588712 - 08/28/16 10:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme]
    #23588732 - 08/28/16 10:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Great Scott]
    #23588738 - 08/28/16 10:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

HAH! PeyoteZen... good stuff. Your wit abounds man, your wit abounds.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme]
    #23588739 - 08/28/16 10:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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why was your mom a slave to the patriarchy



I bet if she was we would have had home cooked meals :crankey:


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: psi]
    #23588741 - 08/28/16 10:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My mom is a good enough cook.  but she left us when I was 8.  After a few years of cereal, frozen pre-made burritos, and popsicles, I had to learn to cook for my dad and sister and myself.

But my mother-in-law is like your mom Pris.  She cooks pretty bad.  Don't get me wrong, some stuff is edible and even good, but most is bland and overcooked.  way overcooked.  Her meats suck all the moisture out of your mouth they are so dry.  Her vegetables are so mushy they puree themselves under their own weight.  Her noodles are indistinguishable from the broth. 

but I eat it up with a grin on my face every time.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 1
    #23588744 - 08/28/16 11:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Oh my god I think this is how I grew up to be a lesbian.

I love food too much to be straight.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23588925 - 08/29/16 01:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

those answers are flipping OUT THERE! :derp:

Also, my dad and my mom were damn good cooks. I was very lucky. Only child too. Probably why it was soooo good.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23589235 - 08/29/16 07:41 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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anyway, to cut to the chase, a few years ago I realized my mother cant cook for
shit anymore, it's as if she's poisoning us with bad food. meat is always
overcooked unless it's chicken, then it's undercooked. she'd bake pork chops in
the oven which in my opinion is a big fucking no and she'd overcook the shit out
of them to the point they were suitable for shoe soles. looking back, there was a
lot of that shit as a kid too.




My mom is a good cook, except it drives me nuts when she grills red meat especially ribs over charcoal.

She overcooks them and flips them over and over again instead of just of just once. So they're completely charred and also dry on the inside.

My dad for whatever reason doesn't know how to cook, and is completely clueless in the kitchen. I have given him instructions before and he doesn't know how to do even the most simplest of things. I don't understand how somebody who went to grad school can't even figure the most basic simpleton shit out. But I'm pretty certain he is autistic, or leaning on the Aspergers spectrum.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 1
    #23589238 - 08/29/16 07:43 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Oh my god I think this is how I grew up to be a lesbian.

I love food too much to be straight.




I don't understand this connotation. Are lesbians known to love food more than straight women? I've actually never heard of this...


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
    #23589241 - 08/29/16 07:45 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

There is nothing to understand other than that the statement was ignorant.
You haven't heard of it because it isn't a thing.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: California]
    #23589243 - 08/29/16 07:46 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, I understand there was nothing scientific or accurate about her statement, but I've never even heard the stereotype that lesbians love food. That's why it perplexed me.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
    #23589244 - 08/29/16 07:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

People make stupid statements all the time. 
I love food and I am not a lesbian.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: California]
    #23589251 - 08/29/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

No but you have relationships with women.

Twas a joke kidos. As in I'm attracted to women because they're supposed, SUPPOSED TO, know how to cook. But ofc it doesn't really ring true in modern times. I had to teach my last 2 gfs to cook. :l


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: California]
    #23589252 - 08/29/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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People make stupid statements all the time. 
I love food and I am not a lesbian.




Neither am I (though some people have argued that I am closeted and I'll probably become one by the time I'm 40) :ilold: , half of the pictures in my phone are food pictures. :lol:


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23589256 - 08/29/16 07:55 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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No but you have relationships with women.

Twas a joke kidos. As in I'm attracted to women because they're supposed, SUPPOSED TO, know how to cook. But ofc it doesn't really ring true in modern times. I had to teach my last 2 gfs to cook. :l




Ah okay, I see what you are saying now.

I've enjoyed a lot of my boyfriend's cooking, I don't think I've ever dated somebody who was a bad cook or didn't know how to cook. Maybe I've just gotten lucky.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23589257 - 08/29/16 07:55 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Still I dunno how you guys couldn't get that. Especially with the patriarchy joke preceeding it.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
    #23589258 - 08/29/16 07:57 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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No but you have relationships with women.

Twas a joke kidos. As in I'm attracted to women because they're supposed, SUPPOSED TO, know how to cook. But ofc it doesn't really ring true in modern times. I had to teach my last 2 gfs to cook. :l




Ah okay, I see what you are saying now.

I've enjoyed a lot of my boyfriend's cooking, I don't think I've ever dated somebody who was a bad cook or didn't know how to cook. Maybe I've just gotten lucky.




Sounds like it.

Far to easy these days to get by with the microwave.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23589259 - 08/29/16 07:57 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

BTW, how do you guys cook those thick-cut pork chops?

I don't cook pork often, but whenever I do I buy those thin-cut chops, because the thicker ones come out really dry.

Are you supposed to do something to make it tender? Are you supposed to braise it or what?


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
    #23589264 - 08/29/16 07:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
    #23589268 - 08/29/16 08:00 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Never cooked pork loins before. I do turkey cutlets since pig isn't easy on my stomach. Those tend to stay surprisingly moist and tender, :thumbup: if you don't prod them with a fork that is


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
    #23589271 - 08/29/16 08:02 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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People make stupid statements all the time. 
I love food and I am not a lesbian.




Neither am I (though some people have argued that I am closeted and I'll probably become one by the time I'm 40) :ilold: , half of the pictures in my phone are food pictures. :lol:



Are the other half pictures of chicks?


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23589272 - 08/29/16 08:02 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

man I'll have to start a dank cooking thread when i get home. I know me and my homie CrysG cook some fire ass dank shit
pris can come tell me how prosciutto tastes like cat food and I'll call him a cracka ass cracka


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23589277 - 08/29/16 08:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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No but you have relationships with women.

Twas a joke kidos. As in I'm attracted to women because they're supposed, SUPPOSED TO, know how to cook. But ofc it doesn't really ring true in modern times. I had to teach my last 2 gfs to cook. :l



Do you think we are reaching an age where women might not be as expected to cook as much as they once were?


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme]
    #23589284 - 08/29/16 08:09 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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California said:
People make stupid statements all the time. 
I love food and I am not a lesbian.




Neither am I (though some people have argued that I am closeted and I'll probably become one by the time I'm 40) :ilold: , half of the pictures in my phone are food pictures. :lol:



Are the other half pictures of chicks?




lol other half is pictures of my dog, pictures of dresses and clothes I like, and random pictures of me on my weight gain journey


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man I'll have to start a dank cooking thread when i get home. I know me and my homie CrysG cook some fire ass dank shit
pris can come tell me how prosciutto tastes like cat food and I'll call him a cracka ass cracka




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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23589297 - 08/29/16 08:14 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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We had guests over a while back, she served them frozen pizza, green beans out the can and peanuts in the shell. What kind of combo is that? I was so embarrassed.






your mother is probably insane. I had a friend who's mother made things like jello
molds, that's jello with peas, carrots, corn and other veggies suspended in
gelatin, not even large portions of veggies


seriously, this was a fucking thing






"Ring-around-the-tuna" :lol:
They call those radish roses? That image is all fucked up.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23589303 - 08/29/16 08:18 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Are you calling me a hokey pokey?

And pris, are you God?


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: thenutflush]
    #23589312 - 08/29/16 08:22 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Do it


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23589326 - 08/29/16 08:29 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

God should I say who I am? My color is actually Purple. .. And I keep secrets. I'm the guy that accepted Blades bag of watches in the movie


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: California]
    #23589336 - 08/29/16 08:33 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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No but you have relationships with women.

Twas a joke kidos. As in I'm attracted to women because they're supposed, SUPPOSED TO, know how to cook. But ofc it doesn't really ring true in modern times. I had to teach my last 2 gfs to cook. :l



Do you think we are reaching an age where women might not be as expected to cook as much as they once were?



Man since when could women not make sexist jokes against their own sex?


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23589340 - 08/29/16 08:34 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Anyway I'm willing to bet most of the men in this thread can generally cook better than I can. I admit I'm still learning alot.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23589342 - 08/29/16 08:35 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

women can't have fun hope that helps


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: klhouse]
    #23589351 - 08/29/16 08:41 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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We had guests over a while back, she served them frozen pizza, green beans out the can and peanuts in the shell. What kind of combo is that? I was so embarrassed.




LOL! Man... at that point I'd prefer to just order take-out instead of serve it to other people.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
    #23589397 - 08/29/16 09:01 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Also, why do people eat canned green beans?

I can understand using canned for things like corn or beans, cause that takes time to prepare raw... but raw green beans, you can just sauté them for a couple minutes, same way you would make the canned green beans, and they come out fine.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Hippocampus]
    #23589404 - 08/29/16 09:04 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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My mom is a good enough cook.  but she left us when I was 8.  After a few years of cereal, frozen pre-made burritos, and popsicles, I had to learn to cook for my dad and sister and myself.

But my mother-in-law is like your mom Pris.  She cooks pretty bad.  Don't get me wrong, some stuff is edible and even good, but most is bland and overcooked.  way overcooked.  Her meats suck all the moisture out of your mouth they are so dry.  Her vegetables are so mushy they puree themselves under their own weight.  Her noodles are indistinguishable from the broth. 

but I eat it up with a grin on my face every time.





my mother had cooked a pork loin in a crock pot one day, of course there was some
liquid it in, and like you said, it sucked the moisture out of my mouth, I told
her it was dry and she said "it's moist enough to me" I responded, that just
because it's wet doesnt mean it's moist. her attempts at what she called pepper
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
    #23589406 - 08/29/16 09:07 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I will never understand how anyone could be bad at cooking :facepalm: pretty much all you have to do is follow the recipe.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
    #23589407 - 08/29/16 09:07 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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half of the pictures in my phone are food pictures. :lol:





you probably have a mental illness, I'm sure instagram hipster classifies as one


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    #23589410 - 08/29/16 09:09 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I will never understand how anyone could be bad at cooking :facepalm: pretty much all you have to do is follow the recipe.





clearly you dont know how to cook, I've never followed a recipe and the people I
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
    #23589412 - 08/29/16 09:10 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Also, why do people eat canned green beans?

I can understand using canned for things like corn or beans, cause that takes time to prepare raw... but raw green beans, you can just sauté them for a couple minutes, same way you would make the canned green beans, and they come out fine.





canned green beans are not sauted in most places, people just dump the can in a pot and heat it


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23589413 - 08/29/16 09:11 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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No but you have relationships with women.

Twas a joke kidos. As in I'm attracted to women because they're supposed, SUPPOSED TO, know how to cook. But ofc it doesn't really ring true in modern times. I had to teach my last 2 gfs to cook. :l



Do you think we are reaching an age where women might not be as expected to cook as much as they once were?



Man since when could women not make sexist jokes against their own sex?





kick him in his feminist gooch and be done with it


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    #23589414 - 08/29/16 09:11 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

MY GOD WHAT AN UNBELIEVABLE POSTING COMBO


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme]
    #23589416 - 08/29/16 09:12 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23589425 - 08/29/16 09:19 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Also, why do people eat canned green beans?

I can understand using canned for things like corn or beans, cause that takes time to prepare raw... but raw green beans, you can just sauté them for a couple minutes, same way you would make the canned green beans, and they come out fine.





canned green beans are not sauted in most places, people just dump the can in a pot and heat it




Do they boil it in water? Or heat it in oil? If you're heating it in oil, then it's basically sautéed.

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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
    #23589430 - 08/29/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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    #23589442 - 08/29/16 09:28 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I will never understand how anyone could be bad at cooking :facepalm: pretty much all you have to do is follow the recipe.





clearly you dont know how to cook, I've never followed a recipe and the people I
know that have have ended up with shit like tuna and veggie filled jello molds




I dont really know how to cook but i can follow recipes and still produce very tasty meals. Thats why i cant understand how anyone could be bad at cooking. Just gotta have good recipes


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
    #23589449 - 08/29/16 09:31 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Good cooks don't follow out recipes or use precise measurements. They tend to have a feel for things, or do it to taste.


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    #23589483 - 08/29/16 09:51 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Good cooks don't follow out recipes or use precise measurements. They tend to have a feel for things, or do it to taste.




Typically after they've practiced and mastered the techniques, flavors, etc..from following recipes.


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    #23589488 - 08/29/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Also, why do people eat canned green beans?

I can understand using canned for things like corn or beans, cause that takes time to prepare raw... but raw green beans, you can just sauté them for a couple minutes, same way you would make the canned green beans, and they come out fine.





canned green beans are not sauted in most places, people just dump the can in a pot and heat it




Do they boil it in water? Or heat it in oil? If you're heating it in oil, then it's basically sautéed.





it's usually boiled in the brine from the can. I dont believe that sauteing canned beans will work out well


I actually worked in a restaurant where the owner was serving 32 different
vegetables, nearly all of them from a can, they took over a restaurant that
was failing for that very reason. they changed the name but kept the menu and
I tried for the entire week that I worked for them to change the menu and even
gave them 3 good menus to start, 2 keep the 'country cooking' theme, now why
people actually want country cooking when they go out to eat in the south and
why the fuck would they want a selection of 32 different canned vegetables

the place only stayed open about 2 months because they honestly believed taking
over a failing business model. the biscuits were always fresh, the bacon, eggs
and sausage sat under heat lamps. one of the conversations went:

Pris: "Margret, Pappy. you guys need to get rid of about 3/4 of this menu, you
only need about 6 vegetables and they need to be fresh, you can add a couple of
others into rotation as a part of a daily special"

Margret: "Pris, those 32 vegetables are what keeps people coming back, they want
those choices, they want the fried balogna and the streak o lean"

Pris: "Margret, look around you, how many people do you see in this restaurant
eating any of those vegetables. you cant run the same shitty restaurant with a new
sign and expect people to actually wander into this place unless they're lost"



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Also I don't have an Insta account :lol:





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    #23589492 - 08/29/16 09:55 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Good cooks don't follow out recipes or use precise measurements. They tend to have a feel for things, or do it to taste.




Typically after they've practiced and mastered the techniques, flavors, etc..from following recipes.





um... no.


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    #23589549 - 08/29/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I DO realize what she's saying, and I agree with your "um... no.".

My point is, "good cooks don't follow recipes" is a stupid generalization.


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    #23589582 - 08/29/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Yeah, I understand there was nothing scientific or accurate about her statement, but I've never even heard the stereotype that lesbians love food. That's why it perplexed me.




I think the stereotype is lesbians are really good cooks. :shrug:


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    #23589588 - 08/29/16 10:43 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Yeah, I understand there was nothing scientific or accurate about her statement, but I've never even heard the stereotype that lesbians love food. That's why it perplexed me.




I think the stereotype is lesbians are really good cooks. :shrug:




I thought that was the stereotype about gay men?



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I DO realize what she's saying, and I agree with your "um... no.".

My point is, "good cooks don't follow recipes" is a stupid generalization.




Professional chefs usually say the same thing, notice how none of them use precise measurements either. I think the only time I measure something out is when I need a precise amount of water for cooking rice.


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    #23589596 - 08/29/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Actually it goes both ways :lol: get it? Ok, not the best joke....

Anyway, i believe the stereotype works both ways.

I believe people who are good at crafting things (like carpenters) are good at cooking. I believe there is a correlation.

Another stereotype of lesbians is they make good carpenters/laborers (some of them).


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    #23589608 - 08/29/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I think the only time I measure something out is when I need a precise amount of water for cooking rice.




Same, or with certain bakes.


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    #23589798 - 08/29/16 11:54 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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No but you have relationships with women.

Twas a joke kidos. As in I'm attracted to women because they're supposed, SUPPOSED TO, know how to cook. But ofc it doesn't really ring true in modern times. I had to teach my last 2 gfs to cook. :l



Do you think we are reaching an age where women might not be as expected to cook as much as they once were?



Man since when could women not make sexist jokes against their own sex?



If course they can.  I am cool with that.  I apogize that I didn't get your joke and was rude.
Would you please answer my question?


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My parents/grandparents were all raised on amazing southern cooking. Except my dad but he just didn't cook much.


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    #23590343 - 08/29/16 02:56 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

My mom is a fantastic cook. Me on the otherhand, I can cook well but only if I put my mind to it and am not lazy or taking recipes as suggestions. I'm trying to be more frugal and eat more home cooked stuff - this week is kinda sucky because I'm sharing an apartment with someone I don't know(airbnb) I've got kitchen access, and the girl who's hosting is just lovely, but I don't wanna mess up her kitchen too much and take up too much of her fridge space.

My mom makes ice cream from scratch, always uses the best freshest ingredients, buys locally farmed meat and produce - she Sicilian and her side of the family has a multigenerational Italian Bakery not far from NYC, I think you'd be hardpressed to find better cannolis in the northeast - I'm a bit biased, but they've been open and supremely popular for about 60 years now.

Finding fresh, local ingredients that you don't have to pay completely out the ass for in the city is a chore, it's not impossible, but if you really want to stretch your dollar then you've got to buy different things from different types of grocery stores/markets.


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    #23590365 - 08/29/16 03:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I think I remember you saying you burnt two lasagnas once and were starving :lol:. On a different note : I hate cleaning,I love being in a relationship, I can start cooking more because it's socially acceptable to say " I'll cook you clean?" . Can't do that shit with anyone else in your life as an adult.


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    #23590369 - 08/29/16 03:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

op i cooked my parents i think dad got pretty burned up hes screamin and jumpin in the swommin pill mom turned out aight real tender good juicy meat


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    #23590376 - 08/29/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Do you live in a gingerbread house made of candy or something?


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    #23590386 - 08/29/16 03:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

no i live in Louisiana


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    #23590391 - 08/29/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I think I remember you saying you burnt two lasagnas once and were starving :lol:. On a different note : I hate cleaning,I love being in a relationship, I can start cooking more because it's socially acceptable to say " I'll cook you clean?" . Can't do that shit with anyone else in your life as an adult.






oh god, that was valentines day iirc. I burnt ONE lasagna and flooded the kitchen floor trying to defrost chicken(...in the sink...with warm water - there was nothing to eat other than that).

I told you, I have to put my mind to it to succeed.

My best friend was raised by her grandma and she is super pushy in the kitchen, literally every time she comes over to hang out for any good while, she brings a bag of groceries and cooks food for everyone(I have seen her do this at other friend's places too), when I try to cook in my own kitchen I get shooed out - but I also accidentally fed her soapy pancakes once(I was washing the dishes, mixing pancake batter, and smoking a blunt, turns out this results in..mistakes) and it made her a little ill, so at this point I do the dishes and she cooks and that's just the way it is.

We're trying to move in together by the new year because we operate pretty well as a team with household duties.


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    #23590395 - 08/29/16 03:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Wanna hear a flood joke?


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    #23590403 - 08/29/16 03:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I think I remember you saying you burnt two lasagnas once and were starving :lol:. On a different note : I hate cleaning,I love being in a relationship, I can start cooking more because it's socially acceptable to say " I'll cook you clean?" . Can't do that shit with anyone else in your life as an adult.






oh god, that was valentines day iirc. I burnt ONE lasagna and flooded the kitchen floor trying to defrost chicken(...in the sink...with warm water - there was nothing to eat other than that).

I told you, I have to put my mind to it to succeed.

My best friend was raised by her grandma and she is super pushy in the kitchen, literally every time she comes over to hang out for any good while, she brings a bag of groceries and cooks food for everyone(I have seen her do this at other friend's places too), when I try to cook in my own kitchen I get shooed out - but I also accidentally fed her soapy pancakes once(I was washing the dishes, mixing pancake batter, and smoking a blunt, turns out this results in..mistakes) and it made her a little ill, so at this point I do the dishes and she cooks and that's just the way it is.

We're trying to move in together by the new year because we operate pretty well as a team with household duties.




A little ill? :lol: ur great pb . Oh Yeah, I totally forgot about the defrosted chicken & flooded floor haha Made me laugh just as hard as the day it happened.


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    #23590647 - 08/29/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

My Dad didn't cook much. He could grill fine on the rare big cook-out with his friends, but very infrequently. My mom on the other hand is a great cook. She has some different tastes than I do, presumably from her childhood and growing up in a poor area with pastrami and pot pies as a treat. She likes very well done burgers and grilled pork chops, yet pork loin a juicy medium. She cooks chicken exceptionally well. Has a ton of cook books and written recipes, and still tries out new dishes cooking only for herself today.


Fresh corn doesn't have to take any time to cook, it tastes better microwaved in wax paper than it does from a can IMO. The strings from green beans bother many people. I don't mind them whatsoever, but I'm assuming that's a perk for some people opting for cans. I just put them in a covered pot with onions,  potatoes, and/or pork and simmer.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: California]
    #23590926 - 08/29/16 05:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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No but you have relationships with women.

Twas a joke kidos. As in I'm attracted to women because they're supposed, SUPPOSED TO, know how to cook. But ofc it doesn't really ring true in modern times. I had to teach my last 2 gfs to cook. :l



Do you think we are reaching an age where women might not be as expected to cook as much as they once were?



Man since when could women not make sexist jokes against their own sex?



If course they can.  I am cool with that.  I apogize that I didn't get your joke and was rude.
Would you please answer my question?




Yes. Yes.

Still I was spoiled by my first gf. Good southern cooking. I gained literally 100lbs with that girl.
I prefer to cook healthier meals these days but I can definitely stir up some crazy junk food. Have you ever had french fry crust hotdog bbq pizza? It's amazing.


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    #23590937 - 08/29/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Thank you.

I have not had that pizza.:lol:

That Southern Cooking and style of eating I like to refer to as "killing with kindness".

Good on you for cooking healthier meals.:highfive:  I do the same thing myself.


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    #23591071 - 08/29/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:cheers:

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That Southern Cooking and style of eating I like to refer to as "killing with kindness".





This is so true. Authentic southern food is fried with lard and seasoned with fatback :lol:


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Lard is love down South.


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My mom is a good enough cook.  but she left us when I was 8.  After a few years of cereal, frozen pre-made burritos, and popsicles, I had to learn to cook for my dad and sister and myself.

But my mother-in-law is like your mom Pris.  She cooks pretty bad.  Don't get me wrong, some stuff is edible and even good, but most is bland and overcooked.  way overcooked.  Her meats suck all the moisture out of your mouth they are so dry.  Her vegetables are so mushy they puree themselves under their own weight.  Her noodles are indistinguishable from the broth. 

but I eat it up with a grin on my face every time.





my mother had cooked a pork loin in a crock pot one day, of course there was some
liquid it in, and like you said, it sucked the moisture out of my mouth, I told
her it was dry and she said "it's moist enough to me" I responded, that just
because it's wet doesnt mean it's moist. her attempts at what she called pepper
steak over the years was no more than throw everything in a skillet and cook it
until the peppers were a pudding like consistency




gawd, gross!  I guess part of it is that they don't mind their own cooking.  No motivation to get better.  Then they get stuck in their terrible ways of doing it so it feels right to them.  Also, a lot of people just don't value the art of cooking at all.  Then there is the American way of being motivated by being good at something.  So having people tell them they are bad at cooking makes them want to cook less, since we all want to get amazing at something we are naturally good at, to prove that we are somehow exceptional individuals.  Sorry, I can turn any conversation into a discussion on philosophy and psychology.  :rolleyes:


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    #23591967 - 08/29/16 10:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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gawd, gross!  I guess part of it is that they don't mind their own cooking.  No motivation to get better.  Then they get stuck in their terrible ways of doing it so it feels right to them.





my mom is 73 now, she's probably going to live another 20 years, my mom started
saving plastic bags and the paper egg flats and broken small appliances.  I've
been trying to break her of this crap. I've been trying to cook, my brother comes
up and cooks now and then, he thinks he's a good cook, he cooks like my mom



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Also, a lot of people just don't value the art of cooking at all.





some dont ever wake up to realize that what they cook and their parents cooked is just bad and because they believe it's good they never really try to change it.  I think mostly it's that many people just dont understand or cannot grasp good, basic techniques. they dont know how to conceptualize how a meal should look or it's flavors or what sort of textures can make it great.

I think some are also hampered by fear. they're afraid of under cooking something
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    #23592236 - 08/30/16 01:29 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I believe people who are good at crafting things (like carpenters) are good at cooking. I believe there is a correlation.





I dont think thats the case. My dad is a very talented craftsman but cant even cook simple recipes, same goes for almost all my relatives


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    #23592255 - 08/30/16 01:46 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I used to love my moms cooking when I was a kid, once I found the world of spices, I because started to Cook for the family needless to say at our gatherings. I feel bad when people want to make something but everyone else is all like "let SuperFly cook it."

I love sautéed garlic and onions. Use them in almost anything and everything, just makes food taste so much better. As I'm cooking I'm all like


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