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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23589277 - 08/29/16 08:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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No but you have relationships with women.

Twas a joke kidos. As in I'm attracted to women because they're supposed, SUPPOSED TO, know how to cook. But ofc it doesn't really ring true in modern times. I had to teach my last 2 gfs to cook. :l



Do you think we are reaching an age where women might not be as expected to cook as much as they once were?


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme]
    #23589284 - 08/29/16 08:09 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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California said:
People make stupid statements all the time. 
I love food and I am not a lesbian.




Neither am I (though some people have argued that I am closeted and I'll probably become one by the time I'm 40) :ilold: , half of the pictures in my phone are food pictures. :lol:



Are the other half pictures of chicks?




lol other half is pictures of my dog, pictures of dresses and clothes I like, and random pictures of me on my weight gain journey


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man I'll have to start a dank cooking thread when i get home. I know me and my homie CrysG cook some fire ass dank shit
pris can come tell me how prosciutto tastes like cat food and I'll call him a cracka ass cracka




Yasssssss


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23589297 - 08/29/16 08:14 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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We had guests over a while back, she served them frozen pizza, green beans out the can and peanuts in the shell. What kind of combo is that? I was so embarrassed.






your mother is probably insane. I had a friend who's mother made things like jello
molds, that's jello with peas, carrots, corn and other veggies suspended in
gelatin, not even large portions of veggies


seriously, this was a fucking thing






"Ring-around-the-tuna" :lol:
They call those radish roses? That image is all fucked up.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23589303 - 08/29/16 08:18 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Are you calling me a hokey pokey?

And pris, are you God?


Edited by thenutflush (08/29/16 08:19 AM)


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: thenutflush]
    #23589312 - 08/29/16 08:22 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Do it


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23589326 - 08/29/16 08:29 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

God should I say who I am? My color is actually Purple. .. And I keep secrets. I'm the guy that accepted Blades bag of watches in the movie


Edited by thenutflush (08/29/16 08:37 AM)


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: California]
    #23589336 - 08/29/16 08:33 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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CookieCrumbs said:
No but you have relationships with women.

Twas a joke kidos. As in I'm attracted to women because they're supposed, SUPPOSED TO, know how to cook. But ofc it doesn't really ring true in modern times. I had to teach my last 2 gfs to cook. :l



Do you think we are reaching an age where women might not be as expected to cook as much as they once were?



Man since when could women not make sexist jokes against their own sex?


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23589340 - 08/29/16 08:34 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Anyway I'm willing to bet most of the men in this thread can generally cook better than I can. I admit I'm still learning alot.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23589342 - 08/29/16 08:35 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

women can't have fun hope that helps


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: klhouse]
    #23589351 - 08/29/16 08:41 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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We had guests over a while back, she served them frozen pizza, green beans out the can and peanuts in the shell. What kind of combo is that? I was so embarrassed.




LOL! Man... at that point I'd prefer to just order take-out instead of serve it to other people.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
    #23589397 - 08/29/16 09:01 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Also, why do people eat canned green beans?

I can understand using canned for things like corn or beans, cause that takes time to prepare raw... but raw green beans, you can just sauté them for a couple minutes, same way you would make the canned green beans, and they come out fine.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Hippocampus]
    #23589404 - 08/29/16 09:04 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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My mom is a good enough cook.  but she left us when I was 8.  After a few years of cereal, frozen pre-made burritos, and popsicles, I had to learn to cook for my dad and sister and myself.

But my mother-in-law is like your mom Pris.  She cooks pretty bad.  Don't get me wrong, some stuff is edible and even good, but most is bland and overcooked.  way overcooked.  Her meats suck all the moisture out of your mouth they are so dry.  Her vegetables are so mushy they puree themselves under their own weight.  Her noodles are indistinguishable from the broth. 

but I eat it up with a grin on my face every time.





my mother had cooked a pork loin in a crock pot one day, of course there was some
liquid it in, and like you said, it sucked the moisture out of my mouth, I told
her it was dry and she said "it's moist enough to me" I responded, that just
because it's wet doesnt mean it's moist. her attempts at what she called pepper
steak over the years was no more than throw everything in a skillet and cook it
until the peppers were a pudding like consistency


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
    #23589406 - 08/29/16 09:07 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I will never understand how anyone could be bad at cooking :facepalm: pretty much all you have to do is follow the recipe.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
    #23589407 - 08/29/16 09:07 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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half of the pictures in my phone are food pictures. :lol:





you probably have a mental illness, I'm sure instagram hipster classifies as one


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
    #23589410 - 08/29/16 09:09 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I will never understand how anyone could be bad at cooking :facepalm: pretty much all you have to do is follow the recipe.





clearly you dont know how to cook, I've never followed a recipe and the people I
know that have have ended up with shit like tuna and veggie filled jello molds


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
    #23589412 - 08/29/16 09:10 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Also, why do people eat canned green beans?

I can understand using canned for things like corn or beans, cause that takes time to prepare raw... but raw green beans, you can just sauté them for a couple minutes, same way you would make the canned green beans, and they come out fine.





canned green beans are not sauted in most places, people just dump the can in a pot and heat it


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23589413 - 08/29/16 09:11 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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CookieCrumbs said:
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California said:
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CookieCrumbs said:
No but you have relationships with women.

Twas a joke kidos. As in I'm attracted to women because they're supposed, SUPPOSED TO, know how to cook. But ofc it doesn't really ring true in modern times. I had to teach my last 2 gfs to cook. :l



Do you think we are reaching an age where women might not be as expected to cook as much as they once were?



Man since when could women not make sexist jokes against their own sex?





kick him in his feminist gooch and be done with it


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23589414 - 08/29/16 09:11 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

MY GOD WHAT AN UNBELIEVABLE POSTING COMBO


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme]
    #23589416 - 08/29/16 09:12 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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women can't have fun hope that helps




That's not true


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23589425 - 08/29/16 09:19 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Also, why do people eat canned green beans?

I can understand using canned for things like corn or beans, cause that takes time to prepare raw... but raw green beans, you can just sauté them for a couple minutes, same way you would make the canned green beans, and they come out fine.





canned green beans are not sauted in most places, people just dump the can in a pot and heat it




Do they boil it in water? Or heat it in oil? If you're heating it in oil, then it's basically sautéed.

Also I don't have an Insta account :lol:


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