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HAH! PeyoteZen... good stuff. Your wit abounds man, your wit abounds.
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CookieCrumbs
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something super extreme said: why was your mom a slave to the patriarchy
I bet if she was we would have had home cooked meals
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: psi]
#23588741 - 08/28/16 10:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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My mom is a good enough cook. but she left us when I was 8. After a few years of cereal, frozen pre-made burritos, and popsicles, I had to learn to cook for my dad and sister and myself.
But my mother-in-law is like your mom Pris. She cooks pretty bad. Don't get me wrong, some stuff is edible and even good, but most is bland and overcooked. way overcooked. Her meats suck all the moisture out of your mouth they are so dry. Her vegetables are so mushy they puree themselves under their own weight. Her noodles are indistinguishable from the broth.
but I eat it up with a grin on my face every time.
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CookieCrumbs
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Oh my god I think this is how I grew up to be a lesbian.
I love food too much to be straight.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23588925 - 08/29/16 01:07 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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those answers are flipping OUT THERE! 
Also, my dad and my mom were damn good cooks. I was very lucky. Only child too. Probably why it was soooo good.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23589235 - 08/29/16 07:41 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: anyway, to cut to the chase, a few years ago I realized my mother cant cook for shit anymore, it's as if she's poisoning us with bad food. meat is always overcooked unless it's chicken, then it's undercooked. she'd bake pork chops in the oven which in my opinion is a big fucking no and she'd overcook the shit out of them to the point they were suitable for shoe soles. looking back, there was a lot of that shit as a kid too.
My mom is a good cook, except it drives me nuts when she grills red meat especially ribs over charcoal.
She overcooks them and flips them over and over again instead of just of just once. So they're completely charred and also dry on the inside.
My dad for whatever reason doesn't know how to cook, and is completely clueless in the kitchen. I have given him instructions before and he doesn't know how to do even the most simplest of things. I don't understand how somebody who went to grad school can't even figure the most basic simpleton shit out. But I'm pretty certain he is autistic, or leaning on the Aspergers spectrum.
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Crystal G



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CookieCrumbs said: Oh my god I think this is how I grew up to be a lesbian.
I love food too much to be straight.
I don't understand this connotation. Are lesbians known to love food more than straight women? I've actually never heard of this...
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
#23589241 - 08/29/16 07:45 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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There is nothing to understand other than that the statement was ignorant. You haven't heard of it because it isn't a thing.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: California]
#23589243 - 08/29/16 07:46 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, I understand there was nothing scientific or accurate about her statement, but I've never even heard the stereotype that lesbians love food. That's why it perplexed me.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
#23589244 - 08/29/16 07:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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People make stupid statements all the time. I love food and I am not a lesbian.
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CookieCrumbs
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: California]
#23589251 - 08/29/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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No but you have relationships with women.
Twas a joke kidos. As in I'm attracted to women because they're supposed, SUPPOSED TO, know how to cook. But ofc it doesn't really ring true in modern times. I had to teach my last 2 gfs to cook. :l
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: California]
#23589252 - 08/29/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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California said: People make stupid statements all the time. I love food and I am not a lesbian.
Neither am I (though some people have argued that I am closeted and I'll probably become one by the time I'm 40) , half of the pictures in my phone are food pictures.
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Crystal G



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CookieCrumbs said: No but you have relationships with women.
Twas a joke kidos. As in I'm attracted to women because they're supposed, SUPPOSED TO, know how to cook. But ofc it doesn't really ring true in modern times. I had to teach my last 2 gfs to cook. :l
Ah okay, I see what you are saying now.
I've enjoyed a lot of my boyfriend's cooking, I don't think I've ever dated somebody who was a bad cook or didn't know how to cook. Maybe I've just gotten lucky.
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CookieCrumbs
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Still I dunno how you guys couldn't get that. Especially with the patriarchy joke preceeding it.
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CookieCrumbs
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
#23589258 - 08/29/16 07:57 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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CookieCrumbs said: No but you have relationships with women.
Twas a joke kidos. As in I'm attracted to women because they're supposed, SUPPOSED TO, know how to cook. But ofc it doesn't really ring true in modern times. I had to teach my last 2 gfs to cook. :l
Ah okay, I see what you are saying now.
I've enjoyed a lot of my boyfriend's cooking, I don't think I've ever dated somebody who was a bad cook or didn't know how to cook. Maybe I've just gotten lucky.
Sounds like it.
Far to easy these days to get by with the microwave.
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Crystal G



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BTW, how do you guys cook those thick-cut pork chops?
I don't cook pork often, but whenever I do I buy those thin-cut chops, because the thicker ones come out really dry.
Are you supposed to do something to make it tender? Are you supposed to braise it or what?
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
#23589264 - 08/29/16 07:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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im attracted to garden snails and shellfish
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CookieCrumbs
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
#23589268 - 08/29/16 08:00 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Never cooked pork loins before. I do turkey cutlets since pig isn't easy on my stomach. Those tend to stay surprisingly moist and tender, if you don't prod them with a fork that is
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Crystal G]
#23589271 - 08/29/16 08:02 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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California said: People make stupid statements all the time. I love food and I am not a lesbian.
Neither am I (though some people have argued that I am closeted and I'll probably become one by the time I'm 40) , half of the pictures in my phone are food pictures. 
Are the other half pictures of chicks?
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man I'll have to start a dank cooking thread when i get home. I know me and my homie CrysG cook some fire ass dank shit pris can come tell me how prosciutto tastes like cat food and I'll call him a cracka ass cracka
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