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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: zZZz]
    #23588450 - 08/28/16 09:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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My dad could make a hell of a steak, but that's about all I've seen from my dad. My mom did most, if not all, of the cooking, AND IMHO it was good, sometimes it was great, other times maybe the chicken was a little over cooked.. BUT I usually kept my mouth shut, I didn't really care anyway, I don't complain about that shit, if it fills my stomach then it is good that's my motto.





dont get me wrong, there were plenty of times my mom did really well and when I was
younger I was either well brainwashed into believing most of it was good, pork chops
baked int he oven and meatloaf being the exceptions (her meatloaf actually was great
the last time). the fried pork chops were great. lately she's gotten to where she'll
take a pork tenderloin and try to make it 'tender' by over baking it or by dropping
it in a crock pot


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23588459 - 08/28/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My grandma on my mom's side however... completely fucking different story.
She was senile for as long as I can remember... and her idea of dinner was throwing a raw chicken into a pot of boiling water and serving it once it was white.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23588465 - 08/28/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My mom has a couple good dishes she makes.  Food made with love is the best food.  But her taste is kind of bland after smoking for so many years.

I can throw down in the kitchen.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23588483 - 08/28/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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We had guests over a while back, she served them frozen pizza, green beans out the can and peanuts in the shell. What kind of combo is that? I was so embarrassed.




your mother is probably insane. I had a friend who's mother made things like jello
molds, that's jello with peas, carrots, corn and other veggies suspended in
gelatin, not even large portions of veggies


seriously, this was a fucking thing








I think this is some kind of comfort food for people who lived during the great depression. When I worked at a nursing home as a food server and the residents would vote on foods they wanted. They wanted hello with cabbage and carrots, and always ate the hell out it.





this kind of shit was coming into vogue in the late 40s and by the late 50s was
pretty popular, in the mid 60s it started dying out with only a few people trying
it. now jello with fruits and stuff doesnt sound as horrid but damn yo....

hell, for all I know the veggies in jello is delicious, I wouldnt know, I dont
touch jello if I can avoid it. it's not food, it's the devil


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23588540 - 08/28/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

my mom cooked basic midwest style food. pan fried pork chops and mashed potatoes with gravy. stuff like that. It wasn't too bad but it wasn't great either. Once or twice she tried something a little more exotic and it never went well.

I am pretty fucking good at cooking.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23588549 - 08/28/16 09:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My grandmother used to make something she called jello salad, not sure what was in it other than lime jello but it was moderately edible.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: psi]
    #23588552 - 08/28/16 09:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

what do people eat in Canada anyway i went once and they were obviously just showing off for me with the barbecue and hamburgers i know you guys can't afford meat


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme]
    #23588577 - 08/28/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Aside from Quebec, Canada doesn't really have its own distinct cuisine for the most part, more just transplants from elsewhere. My grandmother cooked roasts and stuff like that, and my parents cooked some stuff along those lines (roasts, stews etc) plus their interpretations of various "international" styles of cooking, Italian, Chinese, Indian etc.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme]
    #23588584 - 08/28/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I can cook up a storm.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Great Scott]
    #23588591 - 08/28/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Are we talking tropical storm, ice storm, hail storm, wind storm, snow storm, shit storm, brain storm, barn storm, fire storm, sand storm, dust storm, rain storm, or what?
I need specifics.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23588593 - 08/28/16 10:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Shitstorm


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme]
    #23588602 - 08/28/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Hella all kinds of storms. Baked, broiled, roasted, fried, sauteed, grilled, and barbecued.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Great Scott]
    #23588610 - 08/28/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

ahh i went to a barbecue storm once.
it was pretty saucy


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23588648 - 08/28/16 10:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Negronados are no joke. I got caught in one those one time and barely made it out by the skin on my teeth. Had to board a loose watermelon and paddle out with a fried drumstick.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Great Scott]
    #23588653 - 08/28/16 10:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Oh shit, I've heard those things have been hitting the midwest real hard.
My heart goes out to Missouri.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme]
    #23588664 - 08/28/16 10:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Blackest night of my life. I spent days drifting through grape kool-aid and battling ground swells before I finally hit land again.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: klhouse]
    #23588693 - 08/28/16 10:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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We had guests over a while back, she served them frozen pizza, green beans out the can and peanuts in the shell. What kind of combo is that? I was so embarrassed.



Lmao thats amazing


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23588704 - 08/28/16 10:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My moms is a decent cook. Shes just way too lazy to do it. We ate stoffers n shit as kids. I only remember her cooking for thanksgiving and then baking for Christmas.


Us little hellions were too much hassle she said.


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23588712 - 08/28/16 10:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

why was your mom a slave to the patriarchy


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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: something super extreme]
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