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Your Parents Cooking 2
#23588294 - 08/28/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yep, you heard me, I know you'd never insult your parents cooking, I will but I do it with at least a little tact, it's my mom, gotta have respect for her, she buseted her ass all her life to make sure I had my needs, made sure 4 kids and a bunch of stray kids were well fed. At home I learned the basics of cooking at a young age and have improved greatly at cooking, partially because I worked in restaurants until I was 17, worked commercial kitchens and I can cook pretty damned well, my kids prefer it over restaurants. the only friend who's parents knew how to cook were from Quebecistan but they were always serving bastard's tongue and goat's bladder or something...
anyway, to cut to the chase, a few years ago I realized my mother cant cook for shit anymore, it's as if she's poisoning us with bad food. meat is always overcooked unless it's chicken, then it's undercooked. she'd bake pork chops in the oven which in my opinion is a big fucking no and she'd overcook the shit out of them to the point they were suitable for shoe soles. looking back, there was a lot of that shit as a kid too.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23588357 - 08/28/16 08:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nice topic but crazy questions.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23588359 - 08/28/16 08:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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My mom was a fuckin terrible cook Dad was pretty good in his areas of expertise, but pretty shit outside of that.
i hella cook dank
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: klhouse]
#23588374 - 08/28/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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We had guests over a while back, she served them frozen pizza, green beans out the can and peanuts in the shell. What kind of combo is that? I was so embarrassed.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: klhouse]
#23588376 - 08/28/16 08:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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klhouse said: Nice topic but crazy questions.
just answer the fucking questions, it's all explained there
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something super extreme said: My mom was a fuckin terrible cook Dad was pretty good in his areas of expertise, but pretty shit outside of that.
i hella cook dank
you mom probably told you how great a cook she is as well
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: klhouse]
#23588383 - 08/28/16 08:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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jesus dude is your mom 13 years old, blind, deaf, and retarded
is ur mom helen keller?
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: klhouse]
#23588386 - 08/28/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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sauces are a foreign concept, blood in meat is gross, and raw foods are healthy for you. but other than when it comes to cooking red meat, no, she is actually pretty good...simple, but good.
my dad, i used to think his breakfasts and steaks were great...until i realized wow my dad is gullible as fuck and thinks undercooked meat will kill a mofo. 
his brother was a butcher, so he'd get awesome meats...and ruin em. LOL. ribs were always fall off the bone though, i mean, well, you can't really complain...even though it's still overcooked.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: klhouse]
#23588402 - 08/28/16 08:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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klhouse said: We had guests over a while back, she served them frozen pizza, green beans out the can and peanuts in the shell. What kind of combo is that? I was so embarrassed.
your mother is probably insane. I had a friend who's mother made things like jello molds, that's jello with peas, carrots, corn and other veggies suspended in gelatin, not even large portions of veggies
seriously, this was a fucking thing
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23588405 - 08/28/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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something super extreme said: My mom was a fuckin terrible cook Dad was pretty good in his areas of expertise, but pretty shit outside of that.
i hella cook dank
you mom probably told you how great a cook she is as well
nah she knew she was shit, but she'd still get all manipulative about it. dank joke though prissy numero uno
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23588406 - 08/28/16 09:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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My dad could make a hell of a steak, but that's about all I've seen from my dad. My mom did most, if not all, of the cooking, AND IMHO it was good, sometimes it was great, other times maybe the chicken was a little over cooked.. BUT I usually kept my mouth shut, I didn't really care anyway, I don't complain about that shit, if it fills my stomach then it is good that's my motto.
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akira_akuma said: sauces are a foreign concept, blood in meat is gross, and raw foods are healthy for you. but other than when it comes to cooking red meat, no, she is actually pretty good...simple, but good.
my dad, i used to think his breakfasts and steaks were great...until i realized wow my dad is gullible as fuck and thinks undercooked meat will kill a mofo. 
his brother was a butcher, so he'd get awesome meats...and ruin em. LOL. ribs were always fall off the bone though, i mean, well, you can't really complain...even though it's still overcooked.
with really lean meats that dont have much connective tissues it makes the shit dry and tough. you dont want to complain because they're your folks, you dont want to piss them off because them cooking for you is like their way of saying they dont want you to die yet
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something super extreme said: My mom was a fuckin terrible cook Dad was pretty good in his areas of expertise, but pretty shit outside of that.
i hella cook dank
you mom probably told you how great a cook she is as well
nah she knew she was shit, but she'd still get all manipulative about it. dank joke though prissy numero uno
how'd you like the poll, it wasnt mandatory but these people are leaving out the most important part of polls these days
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1] 1
#23588425 - 08/28/16 09:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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My mother is a pretty decent cook.. she can make a few dishes really well.
My grandmother on my dad's side however.... was the bomb.com. I spent a lot of time with them growing up and lived with them for a while. They are both Italian, came here together on the boat. From Genoa (northern Italy) Grandma cooked like it was her job... she was always in the kitchen cooking up something.. she spent hours in the kitchen every day. Everything she made was amazing her spaghetti & meatballs sauce took all day to cook, most of the tomatoes and peppers came from the garden my grandpa had. He canned shitloads of peppers, cucumbers, tomatoes and whatnot with vinegar and herbs and stuff. He had a stockpile of like 100 jars. Neverending supply of antipasto. Breakfast she would always have some scrambled eggs for everyone with cheese, sausage/bacon and bread She always had a 5 gallon thing of sun tea on hand. Lunch was usually paninis or something similar. Dinner was always a huge feast with like 5-6 dishes. You want sweets? She always had a stockpile of little debbie stuff and other sweet things under the sink.
Basically whenever you walked into the house you would be asked if you were hungry no matter what time of day, be fed a massive fucking feast and keep being fed until you are about to explode. No one ever left that house even remotely hungry.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23588429 - 08/28/16 09:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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it's not terrible. meats are not required eating by me, and i can easily cook my own steak, properly. save at my dad's...nah...that ain't gonna happen.
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Grandma-ma's food.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23588430 - 08/28/16 09:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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That jello mold thing looks disgusting
My mother cooks like a chef (I've worked with a lot of chefs, her food is dank as fuck) I cook average for an experienced line cook, good but nothing special
It would be nice to have more time for cooking, learning new recipes and such, but there are too many other things going on most of the time. Priorities
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23588441 - 08/28/16 09:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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something super extreme said: My mom was a fuckin terrible cook Dad was pretty good in his areas of expertise, but pretty shit outside of that.
i hella cook dank
you mom probably told you how great a cook she is as well
nah she knew she was shit, but she'd still get all manipulative about it. dank joke though prissy numero uno
how'd you like the poll, it wasnt mandatory but these people are leaving out the most important part of polls these days
I thought it was a pretty good poll. Clear and concise questions with lots of succinct answers, good stal adherence. I was really fond of the last question.
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I was raised by my grandparents mostly and my grandmother was terrible with everything except for a few select items. As is typical thus far in the thread, she was particularly bad with steak and pork chops, being overcooked to inedibility.
When i was an early teen and she cooked steak or chops, i would tell her i'd eat it later. When she would go to bed, i would put the plate into the sink and plastic wrap in the trash to avoid suspicion. I would then go out on my bike with the lump ov meat that once had the potential to become food before meeting my grandmother, and ride to this particular black pickup truck down the street and throw it into the bed. I do wonder what the person ever thought about all these steaks and pork chops that would randomly accumulate in hir pickup bed. I know it's bad that the food went to waste, but i did'nt want to pay to ship it to Somalia so i just threw them in a truck bed. I deserved better anyway. I eventually got a foreman grille and cooked the steaks myself.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23588447 - 08/28/16 09:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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klhouse said: We had guests over a while back, she served them frozen pizza, green beans out the can and peanuts in the shell. What kind of combo is that? I was so embarrassed.
your mother is probably insane. I had a friend who's mother made things like jello molds, that's jello with peas, carrots, corn and other veggies suspended in gelatin, not even large portions of veggies
seriously, this was a fucking thing

I think this is some kind of comfort food for people who lived during the great depression. When I worked at a nursing home as a food server and the residents would vote on foods they wanted. They wanted hello with cabbage and carrots, and always ate the hell out it.
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Re: Your Parents Cooking [Re: PatrickKn]
#23588449 - 08/28/16 09:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Meh looks pretty good
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