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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#23588215 - 08/28/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Based on a literal interpretation of the Bible? I'd end up in hell most likely. I think I'm good enough to merit heaven though, or at least purgatory
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Great Scott]
#23588218 - 08/28/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun." -Ash
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Ezuma]
#23588221 - 08/28/16 08:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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No I stated in OP religion aside,merits and morals only.
Btw I believe if there was an afterlife based on merits/morals I'd completely go to heaven. I've busted my ass to be a good person.
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Ezuma]
#23588225 - 08/28/16 08:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's not based on works alone. The mind of God is nearly impossible to fully understand. Why would he select Paul to carry out his mission. Paul AKA The repentant former Saul of Tarsus. Saul the Roman. Saul the murderer. Saul the persecutor of Christians.
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Enlil]
#23588229 - 08/28/16 08:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Great Scott] 1
#23588244 - 08/28/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm just not trying to exclude ehrm every other religion on earth and the multitudes of atheist here. Merits/morals is a common denominator.
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Great Scott]
#23588254 - 08/28/16 08:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Look - you guys needn't worry about heaven and hell besides that which you create here. The only way to that final end is through the key, and it's not going down like that. Nope, you are going to have to suffer infinity... suffer it gladly. You will be respun into existence through the sacred pattern of life. You will be born again and again and again never knowing whether you will experience a life of complete joy or suffering.
What you should be worried about is your Sun dieing in less than 500 years.
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23588258 - 08/28/16 08:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lol, the sun has a lot longer than that.
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Enlil]
#23588267 - 08/28/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Enlil said: Lol, the sun has a lot longer than that.
It is ESTIMATED that the sun will turn into a red giant around 5 billion years. It is ESTIMATED that the Earth is around 4.543 billion years old.
Chuckle on, chuckle head.
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23588285 - 08/28/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Even if your numbers were correct, that'd be 500 million years...not 500.
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Enlil]
#23588291 - 08/28/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Enlil said: Even if your numbers were correct, that'd be 500 million years...not 500.
Did you miss that part about both numbers being estimates? Do I really have to mention human error and all that other good-stuff?
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: PartoftheSource] 1
#23588301 - 08/28/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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PartoftheSource said:
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Enlil said: Even if your numbers were correct, that'd be 500 million years...not 500.
Did you miss that part about both numbers being estimates? Do I really have to mention human error and all that other good-stuff?
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23588307 - 08/28/16 08:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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The human error here is all yours. The sun is estimated to have another 7.5 billion years before it absorbs the earth. Humans will be extinct long before a million years from now.
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Seriously_trippin] 4
#23588314 - 08/28/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Seriously_trippin said: I'm just not trying to exclude ehrm every other religion on earth and the multitudes of atheist here. Merits/morals is a common denominator.
I believe you're correct. The message is one of spirit, not of orthodoxy. It would be inconceivable to me to think that there can be no isolated indigenous tribesman who innately possess this capacity nor can be born a child of the most high God while apart from the civilized world. God laughs at the utter folly of colonial era missionaries who felt so compelled to inform populations in the furthest reaches of the non-westernized world, about Jesus, while following the shipping lanes and trade routes of genocidal merchants, exploiting lands considered unconquered and untamed.
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Great Scott]
#23588326 - 08/28/16 08:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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PeyoteZen said:
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Seriously_trippin said: I'm just not trying to exclude ehrm every other religion on earth and the multitudes of atheist here. Merits/morals is a common denominator.
I believe you're correct. The message is one of spirit, not of orthodoxy. It would be inconceivable to me to think that there can be no isolated indigenous tribesman who innately possess this capacity nor can be born a child of the most high God while apart from the civilized world. God laughs at the utter folly of colonial era missionaries who felt so compelled to inform populations in the furthest reaches of the non-westernized world, about Jesus, while following the shipping lanes and trade routes of genocidal merchants, exploiting lands considered unconquered and untamed.
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Enlil]
#23588333 - 08/28/16 08:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Whoops, you caught me with my pants down enLOL. I've said it before - I'm no mathematician. I just know what I've been told or shown and I always assumed it was from the Sun dieing. It may be from two massive comets or asteroids colliding into the earth.
Either way, the countdown is at less then 500 years boys.
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23588341 - 08/28/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Meh, I'll be dead in fifty. After that, I couldn't care less.
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Enlil]
#23588351 - 08/28/16 08:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Enlil said: Meh, I'll be dead in fifty.
It's nice to see you have no shortage of ambition.
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Enlil]
#23588355 - 08/28/16 08:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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and I can't help but stare at your "evil" mood when you say this.
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Enlil]
#23588361 - 08/28/16 08:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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