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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: ChinChiller]
    #23589752 - 08/29/16 11:34 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Well he was telling me that they also got a free meal before hand consisting of beans and other greasy shit that makes you fart, so thats a plus.




I always wondered, what the hell happens if you can't fart? How the hell do you fart on command if you don't have gas in there?


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23589755 - 08/29/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If I drink a milkshake, I'll start farting within 15 minutes, and that'll go on for about 4 hours.  Totally worth it, too.


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Enlil]
    #23589762 - 08/29/16 11:37 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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What's more sad?  Them buying that much beer, or you stealing it?




Ehh yeah stealing is a shitty thing to do. Like i said, it was the only time i had stolen.

I felt kind of bad afterwards, but i was pretty dumb back then.

That was a dumb thing to say i guess.

Its just that id never seen that much beer in one place. They had them all out of the box and lined up all nice and everything too.


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Mr. Magic]
    #23589767 - 08/29/16 11:40 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe they were preparing for a party....a party that you ruined.  Your mother must be so proud.


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Enlil]
    #23589778 - 08/29/16 11:45 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Damn you got me. That could be true. Im sorry.
:okay:?

On topic, ive actually never done anything crazy for money.


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: 1234go]
    #23589781 - 08/29/16 11:47 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Haha.

The saddest part of that movie is when Norm's Mallard didn't get the 29 cent.



He got the three cent. People use the small stamps when they raise the postage.


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: koods]
    #23590087 - 08/29/16 01:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

As a kid I ate fire ants at a festival to get money from hippies to get my sugar fix :lol:


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: musiclover420]
    #23590131 - 08/29/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

It was mostly weird things from when I was young, I sold small magnets we'd harvest out of toys with small magnets. Sold them 1$ for 2 and kids would use them as fake jewelry,I sold people tickets for a comedy show I was going to slap together(turned into a really big brawl).


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23590293 - 08/29/16 02:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Sold a gay guy a couple of my private masturbation videos for $100

Had to negotiate

He wanted to give me a blowjob and pay me $500 to do it but I was like fuuuuuck that


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: plektheplek]
    #23590297 - 08/29/16 02:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

How did that conversation even come up?


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: plektheplek]
    #23590309 - 08/29/16 02:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Bruh that's some easy mother fuckin money.

If some gay dude asked to suck my dick for $500 I would let that niqqa slob all over my knob. It's not gay to get your Dick sucked by a dude as long as you ain't enjoying it or getting off to the fact that a dude is sucking it. Especially if it's for money, if it's for money then it's 100% not gay at all. I mean yeah i would way rather have a girl sucking it but if it's for money and then let that mans get sucky with it yo


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Space Yeezy]
    #23590316 - 08/29/16 02:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Enlil said he would suck a dick for a cool million.


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23590321 - 08/29/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Panhandle at 16years old in vancouver on a highway light On my first time crossing canada,

Running through the cars and shit to get a dollar loll

I had lost my wallet ,I had nothing ,this day I did like more then a 100 bucks in 2hrs or somethin



I had 2 dreads on a whole side lmao I had like 10 dreads in total lol


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23590340 - 08/29/16 02:56 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Enlil said he would suck a dick for a cool million.



It was a billion.  Another million at this point wouldn't be worth it.


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Enlil]
    #23590345 - 08/29/16 02:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You're right. It was for a Billion. I have a feeling you would do it for a fraction of that, though.


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23590349 - 08/29/16 02:58 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Most definitely. 100 million, spent wisely, could have a significant positive impact on a lot of lives in this world.  What's a few minutes of humiliation in comparison to that?


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Enlil]
    #23590361 - 08/29/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

But what does that say about the horny benefactor who would require a humiliating sexual act from you in order to part with such staggering wealth? That money could be used to help a lot of people out of pure and simply philanthropy, without any sub-surface satanic ritual or sexual gratification involved.


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23590364 - 08/29/16 03:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I have no control over his morality or lack thereof.  If I have an opportunity to make the world a better place with relatively little effort, I'm going to take that opportunity.


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Enlil]
    #23590372 - 08/29/16 03:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I have no control over his morality or lack thereof.




I never said you did. I'm just asking you to acknowledge what I'm saying to you. Acknowledge the truth of this world.


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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Great Scott] * 1
    #23590388 - 08/29/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

The truth of this world is scarcity.  There are unlimited wants and limited resources.  There are more people than the planet can support in anything resembling a first-world lifestyle.  There will always be people with more than other people.  YOU are one of the privileged, and you choose to keep your privilege, as do I.  We're no better than the billionaires, morally.  It's just that sacrificing one billionaire would level the field far more than sacrificing ourselves would.


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