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Acaterpillar
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23586688 - 08/28/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I also used to make decent money fucking one of my ex's on webcam. I don't think it's that weird, but some might. One of the most fun ways I've made money.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23586741 - 08/28/16 12:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Anyone wanna eat my tarantula for 20$?
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Acaterpillar
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: goldcaphunter]
#23586750 - 08/28/16 12:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23586756 - 08/28/16 12:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar said: I also used to make decent money fucking one of my ex's on webcam. I don't think it's that weird, but some might. One of the most fun ways I've made money.
Did you make your own website?
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Saunterer]
#23586760 - 08/28/16 12:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Saunterer said: Damn trees, that's gnarly. And hilarious Asante. I face fucked this weird gay dude a few times for $100. Really liked it for some reason. Liked to be slapped around and treated like a little bitch too. Was odd. Also I worked decommissioning septic tanks/hooking to sewer for around a year, until I fell in neck deep. Speeding the whole way home, throwing up. Showered for two hours and doused myself in rubbing alcohol. Was thinking about quitting anyways but the money was good... Then that happened and I bailed. Another bad one was cleaning out a meth lab/whore house. Pretty sure hazmat should have dealt with it. There was a fucked up dungeon and toys n porn everywhere. Blood stains galore. Garbage bags full of cut open lithium batteries. Garbage and piss all over everything. They were aiming to spite landlord after eviction. Was like a horror movie in there.
Have a feeling this is gonna be a good thread, good topic OP. 
I have a couple of notes. I'm not sure you can say he's odd after that. Did he start at 100$,did you bargain. The septic tank story is funny and reminded me of Joe dirt. Aghhhh I got the poo on me! :joedirt;
That last job doesn't sound worth it at all,out of all the things this somehow seems worse:
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#23586826 - 08/28/16 12:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Haha no bargaining. I fooled around with him for free a few times... Then told him I'm not into it then he started paying me. He set the price. Never wanted a blowjob... Only wanted to be face fucked. I find that odd.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Saunterer]
#23586848 - 08/28/16 12:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I use to drive this girl who was addicted to meth to her methadone clinic that was several towns over. I guess I only did it for gas money though cause I felt bad for her. I probably got a little more cash than the gas I used. I did it cause I felt sorry for her and I didn't even really know her. She decided I was a genius though and as she was pregnant she asked me to help her name her daughter and classy historical name. I suggested "Drusilla" as it is an aristocratic Roman name and the girl really liked it. The baby was born with undeveloped lungs and died but the grave does read Drusilla. So that is weird I guess.
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Acaterpillar
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23587178 - 08/28/16 02:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: Did you make your own website?
Nope. We would meet customers on free cam sites and then hop over to skype and use paypal for payment.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23587182 - 08/28/16 02:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar said:
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PartoftheSource said: Did you make your own website?
Nope. We would meet customers on free cam sites and then hop over to skype and use paypal for payment.
Interesting. What was the rate at which you charged?
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23587192 - 08/28/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I forget honestly. Something like: $10 to get naked $15 for kissing $20 for blow job $30 for sex
That's probably a little off, but it was somewhere around that price range.
Sometimes we would get rich old men who would drop $200 in a night to watch us get kinky.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23587198 - 08/28/16 02:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wow. I had a girlfriend who wanted to do this once but I thought I'd have to go about the route of making the website and advertising and all that bullshit so I never pursued it.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23587200 - 08/28/16 02:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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200$? Big spender
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#23587207 - 08/28/16 02:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Seriously_trippin said: 200$? Big spender
It's some nice pocket change when you get several guys like that in a night. We were pretty poor at the time too, so it helped a bit.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23587221 - 08/28/16 03:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah actually 200$ isn't bad. I'm just trying to rustle some jimmies I guess. I'm not sure I'd fetch 200$ a night if I were selling myself
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#23587458 - 08/28/16 04:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Sanguin3]
#23587504 - 08/28/16 04:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sanguin3 said: Well anyway the room I looked in the teacher had not only left everything unlocked, but had left the tithe envelope with like 30 bucks worth of 1's and quarters the kids had brought in to give to the church. Needless to say I stole every bit of it and we proceeded to go crazy on the vending machines.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Asante]
#23587801 - 08/28/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I had a job once where I had to sit near photocopiers in various schools and keep records of everything that was copied. There's some kind of licensing arrangement where educators are allowed to make copies from books in circumstances that otherwise would constitute copyright infringement, so the record-keeping determines who gets paid for the use of their works. A few of the teachers were pretty annoyed about it.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: psi]
#23588247 - 08/28/16 08:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Most disturbing: Putting down animals for money. (At the vet clinic duh, I wasn't doing some morbid sick ritual)
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Acaterpillar
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Crystal G]
#23588595 - 08/28/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I couldn't bring myself to do that. Were there any particular animals that really traumatized you to kill?
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Crystal G]
#23588843 - 08/28/16 11:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: Most disturbing: Putting down animals for money. (At the vet clinic duh, I wasn't doing some morbid sick ritual)
I had an internship at NIH one summer. One of my jobs was to sacrifice the research rats. Because of the nature of the research, they could not be killed with drugs. I had to use a guilotine to cut their heads off, then extract their heart, brain and liver.
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