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 Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money?   1
#23586377 - 08/28/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money?
This goes all the way back. If you ever as a kid ate a spider for a dollar and nothing you did tops it, then that's that.
The most out there thing you ever actually did for money.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Asante]
#23586382 - 08/28/16 09:58 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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It isn't my most disturbing, or even out there experience but when I was homeless and panhandling, some guy actually paid me to be his therapist and listen to his problems for like half an hour. He's literally said, "you know what man, I'm going to pay you to be my therapist."
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Asante]
#23586386 - 08/28/16 10:01 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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When I was 19 years old a guy almost twice my age paid me 50 bucks to..
Lick my feet.
Honestly. He asked me not to wash them for a while in preparation and then, well, I earned my 50 bucks.
I turned out to be quite ticklish and found it quite hilarious so perhaps he got a tad more mileage out of the humiliation than he bargained for but, all was well.
Its all he wanted, just that. 
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 Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Asante]
#23586396 - 08/28/16 10:07 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Don't lie, Asante. Everyone knows after licking feet, it goes straight to licking the butt-hole.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Asante] 1
#23586406 - 08/28/16 10:11 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#23586477 - 08/28/16 10:44 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I sold a few grams of weed here and there.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23586513 - 08/28/16 10:59 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
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Don't lie, Asante. Everyone knows after licking feet, it goes straight to licking the butt-hole.
Gross 
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Asante]
#23586526 - 08/28/16 11:04 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sold meth.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Patlal]
#23586530 - 08/28/16 11:05 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said:
I sold a few grams of weed here and there.
That's normal, definitely not weird, funny, or disturbing.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Asante]
#23586531 - 08/28/16 11:05 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well working within healthcare for around 15years I've done unimaginable things for money over the years  we do get asked to do bizarre things sometimes !
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: trees]
#23586535 - 08/28/16 11:06 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Most disturbing thing I ever did for money;
I sold my friends electric guitar that he left at my house after we got in a big fight. I told him a few months later and paid him back though.
More disturbing things from my childhood;
I took 50 bucks out of a dead guys wallet.
I once took 20 bucks out of a drug dealers wallet and bought drugs from him with it.
Cashed in my friends parents coin stash which was about $100
I have so many sins to confess if I can remember them all.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Asante]
#23586542 - 08/28/16 11:12 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I stole $200 from my brother when I was maybe 12 or so. If I just saw it laying out I wouldn't have taken it but he had it in an antique PO box or something with a dial combination lock. I studied the lock as my mom had given us each one, so I had the same lock which you could see all the workings when you opened the door, and I pretty easily cracked his lock when he was away one day.
It felt like I had to follow through with the heist at that point and I got carried away. I never had that much money and split the take with my cousin went on a spending spree at the mall, then later that day got caught because I left a $50 laying out in plain view on my dresser.
I always felt bad about that, but I was just livin' that thug lyfe.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: trees]
#23586546 - 08/28/16 11:16 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Come on people! Entertain me with some of the dirty past experiences you can remember or dig up!
I'll add a couple more:
Don't ask me why, but I was really addicted to spice one. I have done some dark things I have never done before or ever again to keep myself and my significant other in synthetic-cannibinoid-look-a-like substances all day and night.
One time I ripped off a 20 foot aluminum gutter off a garage in an alley during mid-day. I folded it up over and over by stomping on it, crammed it into my back-seat then took it to salvage. When I got to the salvage yard they had some new employees working, so when they were weighing it out I leaned on the scale for more weight. It even had some calibration error message on the screen at first, but then it went through.
I've stolen the huge batteries out of heavy-duty machinery and junked it. I stolen keg taps off of porches and returned it to the liquor stores (50 dollar lick).
I've both car-hopped for money and materials to steal and sell and fucked in random cars (not for money, but for fun).
This one time I actually jumped the fence at a salvage yard off the bike trail late one Saturday night/early Sunday morning to steal HUGE spools of copper wire (ground wire from telephone poles). Then come monday morning I sold it right back to them. True story.
The Struggle WAS very real (to me), folks.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23586554 - 08/28/16 11:19 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Okay okay, as a teenager this was,
Me and two mates burgled a house once
Then one mate caved and admitted it and we all had to go, repay them and say sorry so they didnt report us lolol.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Spellbound]
#23586575 - 08/28/16 11:28 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
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Okay okay, as a teenager this was,
Me and two mates burgled a house once
Then one mate caved and admitted it and we all had to go, repay them and say sorry so they didnt report us lolol.
Haha that reminds me of this time as a kid: My friend and I were rolling around the neighborhood in my car getting high. We were either really bored or real rabble-rousers; my friend was shooting bottle rockets out the passenger window. We were passing my adjacent neighbors house and he shot one out and it flew right into an old christmas tree they had pulled outside their door-step (it was a day before new years). This was like an upgraded bottle rocket: it had flares or someshit that shot off with it, so it immediately lit that old christmas tree up in flames. I freaked out, stopped the car and pulled the christmas tree to the other side of the street to the ditch. It was a vacant lot. I had dragged the tree through a direct route across the front yard and it caught the entire yard on fire. The whole fucking front yard was smoked black after we put it out. Then we had to put the ditch out because the tree caught that on fire. Amazingly, no one was outside so we jetted. I got really really paranoid later and told my Mother about how I supposedly was driving by and noticed the yard on fire so my friend and I put it out like good volunteer fire-fighter samirtans. She forced me to tell the neighbor when they got home. I felt like a utter piece of shit... I was a party in torching this ladies front yard, then I had to go over and act like I was some hero to avoid Arson charges.
But hey, the grass was sooooo green and thick after it grew back in!
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: trees]
#23586586 - 08/28/16 11:31 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
trees said:
Quote:
Patlal said:
I sold a few grams of weed here and there.
That's normal, definitely not weird, funny, or disturbing.
It is if you're not a fuck up.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Patlal]
#23586624 - 08/28/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Maybe in Canada, but here in the USA, selling a few grams of weed to friends is an act of love, not survival.
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: trees]
#23586650 - 08/28/16 11:52 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Damn trees, that's gnarly. And hilarious Asante.
I face fucked this weird gay dude a few times for $100. Really liked it for some reason. Liked to be slapped around and treated like a little bitch too. Was odd.
Also I worked decommissioning septic tanks/hooking to sewer for around a year, until I fell in neck deep. Speeding the whole way home, throwing up. Showered for two hours and doused myself in rubbing alcohol. Was thinking about quitting anyways but the money was good... Then that happened and I bailed.
Another bad one was cleaning out a meth lab/whore house. Pretty sure hazmat should have dealt with it. There was a fucked up dungeon and toys n porn everywhere. Blood stains galore. Garbage bags full of cut open lithium batteries. Garbage and piss all over everything. They were aiming to spite landlord after eviction. Was like a horror movie in there.
Have a feeling this is gonna be a good thread, good topic OP. 
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Re: Whats the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing you ever did for money? [Re: Asante]
#23586661 - 08/28/16 11:56 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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In the summer of '04, my friends and I traveled/lived in a van. We counterfeited money to buy drugs and pay for all traveling expenses. I never dabbled in counterfeited again after we were almost caught and sent to federal prison.
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#23586685 - 08/28/16 12:04 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I got paid $120 to lube my feet up and have some dude record video of me rubbing my toes together.
He told me it was for a school video project, but by the end of it I wasn't so sure...
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