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What's your Superpower? * 2
    #23586001 - 08/28/16 07:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)




What's your Superpower?

I'm not talking about the one you WANT but the one you HAVE. Its probably not as super as in the movies, but what can you do which is considerably exceptional among your wide circle of peers?

As for me, I communicate with spirits vividly and readily and have the associated skills such as entering trances and the ability to draft spirit contracts and be ridden by spirits. Its quite exciting and entirely independent of my drug use.

What's yours?

What are you exceptional in?

It may take some searching but we all have something.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23586014 - 08/28/16 07:31 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm the single most charismatic person I know.

I have never been in trouble in my entire life because I have the ability to talk my way out of any situation, no matter how hard the odds are against me.

I have never failed to make someone I was interested in pursuing a friendship with like me.

I've charmed my way into and out of trouble countless times, and I'm told that even the way I speak normally commands attention and that I am able to influence others to do anything I want or to agree with me with enough effort.

I ought to be a cult leader or a politician.

its like I'm a fallout character and my Luck and Charisma skills are both are 10


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante] * 7
    #23586016 - 08/28/16 07:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Why would I tell people my Superpower? Nice try.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23586029 - 08/28/16 07:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I seem to have a uncanny ability to instantly feel what another is feeling, just by making eye contact, or having simple interactions. Which can kind of suck, because as we know most people statistically are angry mouth breathing muppets.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: concretelush]
    #23586043 - 08/28/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm very good a sleeping. I never get sick and am very efficient , I attribute these things to my superhuman sleeping ability.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: shadyy]
    #23586047 - 08/28/16 07:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

lol, great topic!

As of now, it would have to be, TUI NA aka massage with my hands.  The hard part is not getting to the vibrational frequency but staying there.  So internal alchemy manifestation would be my super power.  I need work so if you're ever in the area! 

Wudang Snake Style Tui Na.

Like concrete crush my empathic abilities are a blessing in this.  I am a HEALER.  Shaman in training if you will...  Also hold the key to the gate.

Do three hour erections count?


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: GirthyFunGuy97]
    #23586050 - 08/28/16 07:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

GirthyFunGuy97 said:
Do three hour erections count?




Anyone can have three hour erections with the right drugs.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23586054 - 08/28/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Now I want to make a super power thread but one that you wish you had.

:innocentjoy:

Anywho.... I guess I would have the power of kindness.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: pachoo]
    #23586060 - 08/28/16 07:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Common sense.

It's so rare it's a god damn superpower.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: pachoo]
    #23586061 - 08/28/16 07:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have very intense dreams / visions where sometimes I am shown future events, that do actually come true (sometimes.) On a few occasions I have been able to manipulate the future based on a dream I had.

I also have intense out of body experiences, seemingly completely at random. I have no control over them. They just happen.

But man, I do enjoy the feeling of flying through the air like superman.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: chopstick]
    #23586074 - 08/28/16 08:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm pretty good at convincing people to act against their own self intrest and to see things my way. :lol:

I also have the power to summon up a snarky cunt at a moments notice, kind of like Goku going super saiyan but much scarier.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: chopstick]
    #23586082 - 08/28/16 08:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I was inspired to make this thread by the following event:

A Hindu friend of mine visited me, and we were having fun. He picked up my tarot deck and started shuffling it, telling me all about how he had a period where he worked with power lines, and potent radio antennae and the like, and how its important to always pay attention.

He handed me the tarot deck back and it was COMPLETELY ELECTROSTATIC. You could literally pick up the top of the deck and the whole deck comes up with it. Every card stuch together like to an oldfashioned TV tube. It was hard to shuffle it, it would stick, it would crackle. Static electricity. Bigtime.

I been laughing my ass off over it for the past days and its still considerably statically charged.

He told me he had that ability since he was a child and that it had to do with the power of the mind. Indeed as a kid he sometimes used to zap me with a static shock from his finger.

That's a Siddhi. My Hindu friend has a Siddhi.

Its hilarious :lol:


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23586124 - 08/28/16 08:28 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm not exceptional at anything.  Jack of all trades, master of none.

I'm pretty good in bed  I was trained by much older women from a young age :wink:

LOL hardly a super power tho


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23586138 - 08/28/16 08:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I was trained by much older women from a young age :wink:




That sounds creepy. :lol:

How old were you?


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23586142 - 08/28/16 08:38 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:

Meaning that I fucked cougars almost exclusively 

19 years old at the time, I never could relate to women my age.  A lot of my friends and all my girlfriends were an average of 10 years older than me


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23586154 - 08/28/16 08:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Positive thinking manifesting into physical form :smile:


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: SunnyD]
    #23586227 - 08/28/16 09:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

People seem to love me, I don't know why. I'm pretty quiet, a hard person to get to know. Yet it seems fairly easy for me to make friends and such. So I guess in spirit of the thread I'd say my power is the turncoat.. taming my enemies in to allies.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23586231 - 08/28/16 09:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Slightly radioactive with a chance of super-powers. I have manifestation abilities.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23586283 - 08/28/16 09:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have heard there are only five or so real paranormal powers That humans can actually manifest :

Precognition, telepathy, remote viewing , astral projection, empathy , healing  and the ability to trans physically influence random Events.

Anyways I have ha several profound experiences of precondition , where I had a strong premonition about a future event that turned out to be true . This has happened close to ten times that were beyond a doubt legitimate instances of a paranormal/supernatural precognition.

I have had numerous profound instances of telepathy as well, especially with my wife .

So although I can't do them at will, I have definitely experienced multiple instances of verified precognition and telepathy.

I have also had a handful of out of body experiences, and I am an advanced lucid dreamer.


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Re: What's your Superpower? *DELETED* [Re: PartoftheSource] * 1
    #23586287 - 08/28/16 09:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23586310 - 08/28/16 09:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:



What's your Superpower?

I'm not talking about the one you WANT but the one you HAVE. Its probably not as super as in the movies, but what can you do which is considerably exceptional among your wide circle of peers?




My superpower is that I make the best posts here at the shroomery.  I am a Superposter.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23586314 - 08/28/16 09:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I have heard there are only five or so real paranormal powers That humans can actually manifest :

Precognition, telepathy, remote viewing , astral projection, empathy , healing  and the ability to trans physically influence random Events.

Anyways I have ha several profound experiences of precondition , where I had a strong premonition about a future event that turned out to be true . This has happened close to ten times that were beyond a doubt legitimate instances of a paranormal/supernatural precognition.

I have had numerous profound instances of telepathy as well, especially with my wife .

So although I can't do them at will, I have definitely experienced multiple instances of verified precognition and telepathy.

I have also had a handful of out of body experiences, and I am an advanced lucid dreamer.





We are co creators of this reality. You could literally close your fist and manifest a gold coin in it, or slap a glass off the table without physically touching it.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23586322 - 08/28/16 09:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I certainly believe that. I believe in the possibility of squiring Siddhis and have manifested many paranormal abilities myself.

But telepathy and precognition are almost universal abilities , while the more advanced thaumaturhical and theurgical powers are rare and probably only available to saints and sages .


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Moonshoe] * 2
    #23586470 - 08/28/16 10:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Not sure if this counts, but I have been known to crop dust an entire bar from one spot with a single burst of flatulence.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Camwritesgonzo] * 1
    #23586493 - 08/28/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I am good at shirking responsibility and getting into things I shouldn't


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
    #23586509 - 08/28/16 10:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Camwritesgonzo said:
Not sure if this counts, but I have been known to crop dust an entire bar from one spot with a single burst of flatulence.





Does like your hair stand up and turn blond when you do that? :supersaiyan:


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23586609 - 08/28/16 11:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Haha, no, but the air takes on a greenish tinge.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23586695 - 08/28/16 12:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

shitpostin, bud.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Sanguin3] * 1
    #23586722 - 08/28/16 12:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sanguin3 said:
I can fix ANYTHING. Give me Google and some tools and I'll get it working again no matter what it is. I was the kid who took stuff apart just to see if I could put it back together again.



I'll give you yahoo and a garden trowel


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23586768 - 08/28/16 12:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Asante have you made any threads where you write up detailed instructions or descriptions of the methods or techniques you use to contact spirits etc and the results / experiences you have had?

I would love to learn. I am thinking of practicing a technique called conjuration to visible appearance , using a special black mirror .

I would love to hear anything you can teach about spirit Contact.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23586783 - 08/28/16 12:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'll sell ya the special black mirror


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23586805 - 08/28/16 12:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Seriously?

You make them or something ?

How much do you sell them for?

Do you know the specific kind I mean?

Convex I think.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23586874 - 08/28/16 12:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Asante have you made any threads where you write up detailed instructions or descriptions of the methods or techniques you use to contact spirits etc and the results / experiences you have had?

I would love to learn. I am thinking of practicing a technique called conjuration to visible appearance , using a special black mirror .

I would love to hear anything you can teach about spirit Contact.







Right now I'm tired (darn leg ulcers) so it'll have to be at another time. I know i have written a thing or two in the PSSS forum.

I'm willing to, but not right now :heart:


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23586908 - 08/28/16 01:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

No rush!  it just seems like you have a very unique gift / path that I could learn a lot from.

My own interactions with spirits generally come through dreams, and I often suspect that the dream world and the spirit wold may one one and the same, and certainly overlap at the very least.

:sagetrip:


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23586917 - 08/28/16 01:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I remember stuff. Good memory.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23586921 - 08/28/16 01:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I will give you something to remember.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: California] * 1
    #23586931 - 08/28/16 01:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I can be very empathic and support others in emotional distress extremely well.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante] * 4
    #23587194 - 08/28/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Didn't you at one time use your "powers" to help this African dude who was being held by marauding gangsters praying on poor immigrants? And then it turned out you were the victim of online scamming and neither immigrant nor gangsters actually existed.

Spirits pulled a quickie on you there?


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #23587246 - 08/28/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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No rush!  it just seems like you have a very unique gift / path that I could learn a lot from.

My own interactions with spirits generally come through dreams, and I often suspect that the dream world and the spirit wold may one one and the same, and certainly overlap at the very least.

:sagetrip:





You are in luck! Just now I held a seance to contact the recently deceased father of my stepmother, and I was advised by my Nkondi to write it down to help ground myself and for the benefit of you and others.

Tonight's Seance towards my Stepmom's Father


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #23587262 - 08/28/16 03:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Didn't you at one time use your "powers" to help this African dude who was being held by marauding gangsters praying on poor immigrants? And then it turned out you were the victim of online scamming and neither immigrant nor gangsters actually existed.

Spirits pulled a quickie on you there?





No that's not how it went and since a significant part of the Shroomery has been rather offensive and even happy about my gutwrenching misadventure nobody on this site will find out exactly just what happened until i decide its time to share.

You seem a bit happy to point this out and rip the scabs off that wound Tripsurfer. No thanks, I'll pass.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23587267 - 08/28/16 03:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I can sense and communicate with things that are not physically present, nor perceivably apparent on our plane of existence.

If that's not concrete enough:
In most sexual encounters I can withhold an orgasm till needed.
I also have little to no refractory period, so I can keep going without taking a break after ejaculation.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante] * 2
    #23587281 - 08/28/16 03:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm very good at analyzing scenarios and retaining the big picture whilst extrapolating on the most minute inane details.
In the astral realm I am like a special agent, going under covert ops missions and infiltrating the enemy fortress hiding in the walls and ceilings
often battling demons, going head to head a lot. I like to fly.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Shroomism]
    #23587696 - 08/28/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's not necessarily my power, as all powers belong to God, but I've been known to dabble in the arts of martial arts from time to time.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23593985 - 08/30/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Look man, I take no joy in your pain. You are one of the nicest guys on this forum.

But stating you communicate with spirits like that is just plain delusional in my opinion. Now we can get into a discussion about belief systems and interpretation of empiric evidence but I am guessing its pointless. You can never share your subjective experience with me.
Until I am shown physical manifestations of this so called other realm I am going to stick with the scientific interpretation of reality


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23594015 - 08/30/16 03:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm honest and a hard worker with a good attitude.  I can go for a super long time without sleep, shower, or food without being too uncomfortable.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #23594035 - 08/30/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

shit's weak


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: shadyy]
    #23594066 - 08/30/16 03:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm a man of many talents...


My integrity is un compromisable


Listing all my skills would take a book, but I can say I am earthly leader/representative of 5th Pleiadean dimension...


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: shadyy]
    #23594090 - 08/30/16 03:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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i hate liz said:
shit's weak




Oh thanks for reminding me.  My shit is strong like rocks that I can hurl at people.  Opiates ftw.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23594136 - 08/30/16 03:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If we're talking cryptonite, my weakness is loyalty.
I'm a savage and I've gotten myself into a messy situation with women more than once :sad:


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Tripsurfer] * 1
    #23594190 - 08/30/16 03:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Tripsurfer said:

But stating you communicate with spirits like that is just plain delusional in my opinion. Now we can get into a discussion about belief systems and interpretation of empiric evidence but I am guessing its pointless. You can never share your subjective experience with me.
Until I am shown physical manifestations of this so called other realm I am going to stick with the scientific interpretation of reality





Let me put it to you like this: "Spirit medium" is something. It is a phenomenon that occurs in people the world over, throughout human history. Regardless of how it works, its a phenomenon and for as real as this pheomenon is, it occurs in me. I do it in the same way and I get the same results. It does not mater whether these spirits are really what they claim they are, fact is that the phenomenon is real, the phenomenon of people being in contact with what they describe is a "spirit world".

Its an unbroken worldwide tradition older than science.

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Until I am shown physical manifestations of this so called other realm I am going to stick with the scientific interpretation of reality




Until you open up to the phenomenon and actively seek it out with an open mind it will probably stay hidden for you.

First you sow, then you reap. You have to invest faith, hope and effort up front and if you do that well, it will come to you. Its like befriending a squirrel.

I have done that and have seen plenty, plenty of objective empiric proof after the fact. But you gotta invest first, first you got to be willing to go out on a limb and be wrong.

You're calling me "delusional" like its just me being weird, while throughout time, worldwide, millions upon millionds of people have been testifying of this same weirdness. And we're NOT faking it, there is a phenomena, no matter whereb it comes from.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23594197 - 08/30/16 04:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

When I take psychedelics and play the guitar I can sometimes project myself out of my body and summon Satan from the ninth circle of Hell to take control of my arms and play for me

I really need to properly record one of those infernal jam sessions cause they're fucking ridiculous, sometimes they just go on and on by themselves for hours on end, I could probably write an entire album based on the riffs I might come up with in a single jam


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #23596307 - 08/31/16 03:13 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I've had some first hand experience with Asante's guide, so I tend to believe him.

Me, I'm a pretty good healer of people with mental problems, although this is not a consciouss act, and seems to benefit me as much as the people that are being healed.

Another superpower I have is turtle-like patience. My friends say it's unreal.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23799792 - 11/04/16 05:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Quote:

Tripsurfer said:

But stating you communicate with spirits like that is just plain delusional in my opinion. Now we can get into a discussion about belief systems and interpretation of empiric evidence but I am guessing its pointless. You can never share your subjective experience with me.
Until I am shown physical manifestations of this so called other realm I am going to stick with the scientific interpretation of reality





Let me put it to you like this: "Spirit medium" is something. It is a phenomenon that occurs in people the world over, throughout human history. Regardless of how it works, its a phenomenon and for as real as this pheomenon is, it occurs in me. I do it in the same way and I get the same results. It does not mater whether these spirits are really what they claim they are, fact is that the phenomenon is real, the phenomenon of people being in contact with what they describe is a "spirit world".

Its an unbroken worldwide tradition older than science.

Quote:

Until I am shown physical manifestations of this so called other realm I am going to stick with the scientific interpretation of reality




Until you open up to the phenomenon and actively seek it out with an open mind it will probably stay hidden for you.

First you sow, then you reap. You have to invest faith, hope and effort up front and if you do that well, it will come to you. Its like befriending a squirrel.

I have done that and have seen plenty, plenty of objective empiric proof after the fact. But you gotta invest first, first you got to be willing to go out on a limb and be wrong.

You're calling me "delusional" like its just me being weird, while throughout time, worldwide, millions upon millionds of people have been testifying of this same weirdness. And we're NOT faking it, there is a phenomena, no matter whereb it comes from.




These phenomena are not always who they say they are.  I seen dragons at a young age.  Now I know what they were. 



I assume you do, but please take caution when dealing with spirits. I was dished out a near death experience when I got an energy transmission from a now well known american shaman.  Self exorcisms are not pretty.  My first post was a joke, the closest thing I have to a super power is transmission of energy via intention for healing.  (keep in mind it's a double edged sword)  That is why these methods have all but vanished, too many people wanted to keep it as a secret for themselves, just in case ya know?  Others never got taught these skills to start with.  These were both medically and martially applicable. 

I literally had people lined up waiting on a massage after the first lady, because apparently they had never felt jin (or ging in cantonese)  This is only from a very basic resetting of the kidneys, and psoas. and Wudang Flying Needles which requires no body work which means it requires body work.  :laugh:

These are abilities anyone can have and you are in the body guard buisness or mercanary this "vibration palm" is an excellent assination tool, as it leaves no bruise on the outside. The only medical evidence I have is of a man who was struck with a mild vibratory strike (he threatened someone's livelyhood, im NOT into good/bad) to the liver.  The man who was struck immediately collapsed and was rushed to an ER.  There he was repeatedly questioned where he got exposed to radiation. The doctors were dumbfounded as it started from the inside.  Chinese medicine could have saved this man's life or the accupunture the man who struck him offered.

So I guess after 25 years of training my hands to be lethal I now realize to heal, fighting is the easy part and if one fights, he isn't well trained or he would be at peace.  I avoid violence at all costs.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: GirthyFunGuy97]
    #23799823 - 11/04/16 06:30 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Thank you for that sage advice, yes one must be very careful with spirits, however, I have a very strong protector guarding over me day and night, my Nkondi, standing here center of my altar:



Voodoo man, the Voodoo worldview touches the core essence of a part of the Universe that science hasnt begun to addess.

There's not ONE reality, there are many.

I stand at the crossroads of the Western/Scientific reality and the African/Animist reality.

Watch shit get real:




I have a crystal, not The Dark Crystal but a fairly large clear quartz monolith. Its been whole for 20 years in my possession, and existed whole for thousands of years.

But! Ever since I worked on The Congolese Project that crystal, standing solitary in a quiet room started to crack at exactly the moments of great intensity. Not just the sound of cracking, no, visible permanent fractures throughout the crystal that crackle into it every time I hit a key point in my meditation, high and sober.

It was said earlier "until I have empirical evidence.." Thats it - I HAVE empirical evidence, I have a mountain of the most unlikely events, often literally announced by my Nkondi years, weeks, days, seconds before the fact. For me, in my universe, it is obvious: The observer changing the outcome on the quantum level, all that stuff quantum physics is stunned by, all that has a macro level counterpart. Why not call that, Magic?

Everything has a particle form and a wave form. Sooo.. that goes for you too. Meet the soul, the spirit body, caught in the words of science.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23799841 - 11/04/16 06:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My superpower is making myself look way more competent than i actually am.

Also making everyone think im working while shitposting on the shroomery all day


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
    #23799847 - 11/04/16 06:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante] * 2
    #23799920 - 11/04/16 07:31 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I had one experience of complete possession by a spirit.

Was one of the most intense things of my life.

I call/think of the spirit as "The Blind White Dragon".

It laughs, giggles and hisses in the darkness.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23799924 - 11/04/16 07:34 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Amazing isn't it, possession? I had the privilege many times to have been ridden by benevolent spirits.

I have my dead mother's wedding ring. Its like The One Ring, if I slip it on my finger I feel the inscription in the ring sting my finger and through that entry point she takes possession of me.

Voodoo stuff. :vodou:


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23800141 - 11/04/16 09:12 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My mere presence makes all traffic lights turn red and I can predict the weather better than God.


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Badmotorfingers]
    #23800471 - 11/04/16 11:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I can really handle my weed, this summer one night with almost no tolerance I took 2 edibles, ~12 hits from a pipe/joint and then took 2 dabs, and was still pretty coherent.

I'm also very loyal and compassionate


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23800797 - 11/04/16 02:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I dare u to smoke weed in front of that alter, scratch that, I tripple dog dare ya :smirk:


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: zZZz]
    #23801146 - 11/04/16 04:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I use MXE before it. :mxe:



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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Asante]
    #23801186 - 11/04/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Has to be weed :snub:

Do it bro, go to that fence real slowly, and peek through that hole, just go..


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: zZZz]
    #23801382 - 11/04/16 06:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I can lick vaginas


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Re: What's your Superpower? [Re: Kenetic]
    #23801531 - 11/04/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

But can you lick an asshole?


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