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I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE
    #23585964 - 08/28/16 07:03 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Before I'm reborn again.  But I don't have a car or my own place again.  I'm living with my family. . No job either.  I like fat women. How do I do this? Yes I've had sex before.  Please help I'm being dead serious here I only have so much time here. I need this to happen soon. I have the house to myself most of the time btw. Should I go on the Internet or walk around the neighborhood or what??


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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: thenutflush]
    #23585972 - 08/28/16 07:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you're willing to part with your soul I'll pull some strings for you.


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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23585978 - 08/28/16 07:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Omg you again


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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: thenutflush]
    #23585990 - 08/28/16 07:17 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

In and of itself , what does being "on the other side" mean? I can't wrap my mind around it. I don't like pain though I abhor pain and suffering


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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: thenutflush]
    #23586006 - 08/28/16 07:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Dude, nutflush, seriously, you need to lay off whatever it is you've been taking copious amounts of the last several weeks (meth I'm guessing) and get yourself together. You're having a psychotic break dude.


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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #23586013 - 08/28/16 07:31 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm not on anything and that's the truth.  Maybe my mind is baked in psychosis and even if it is, there's nothing I can do about it.  What I do want is some huge tits in my face right now


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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: thenutflush] * 1
    #23586015 - 08/28/16 07:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:thisisheavyman:

Dude you are a goddamn mess.


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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: thenutflush] * 1
    #23586017 - 08/28/16 07:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you honest to god not on drugs or not coming down from a massive bender right now I highly recommend you seek professional help. Your posts over the last month or so, despite being entertaining as hell, are concerning.


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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: thenutflush]
    #23586019 - 08/28/16 07:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Have u checked Craigslist Causual section yet :shrug:


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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: thenutflush]
    #23586031 - 08/28/16 07:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

thenutflush, its my professional opinion as a psychotic that you probably would benefit from a psychological intervention, perhaps with medication.

You seem to be either in the prodromal stage or early stage of a psychotic break. Maybe you can handle it, maybe it will get too much to handle.

Is your house, hygiene and day/night cycle getting a bit messy bychance?


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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: Asante]
    #23586034 - 08/28/16 07:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I still reckon he's doing speed or was doing speed in heroic amounts, especially when I first started noticing his disjointed and frightening posts


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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #23586039 - 08/28/16 07:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It does sound like his Dopamine is in high drive. That ca either be a stimulant or a psychosis.

What I hope is that previous drug use unhinged his sleep cycle so that hes a bit out there by sleep deprivation.

Its going on for a while though.

It seems hes keeping it together but it shouldnt, of course, get worse.


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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: Asante]
    #23586069 - 08/28/16 07:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Over the last month or so that I've been active again his posts have declined in sanity imo, dude seriously needs helps


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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: thenutflush]
    #23586078 - 08/28/16 08:03 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

thenutflush said:
In and of itself , what does being "on the other side" mean? I can't wrap my mind around it. I don't like pain though I abhor pain and suffering



It means that you are on the side with greener grass.


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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: Asante]
    #23586253 - 08/28/16 09:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
thenutflush, its my professional opinion as a psychotic that you probably would benefit from a psychological intervention, perhaps with medication.

You seem to be either in the prodromal stage or early stage of a psychotic break. Maybe you can handle it, maybe it will get too much to handle.

Is your house, hygiene and day/night cycle getting a bit messy bychance?




Assante, I have to say that you sentence "It is my professional opinion as a psychotic that you probably would benefit from  psychological intervention...." is at least tied for the best sentence ever on this website.

    I'm just a neurotic, but good luck to you.


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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: Brian Jones]
    #23586265 - 08/28/16 09:17 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Don't hide for it, accept it, pick up the pieces, learn to cope and go on with your life plan :sun:


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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: thenutflush]
    #23586266 - 08/28/16 09:17 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

OP thenutflush, check back page escorts, there's lots of fat ones on there for cheap. I think they will come to your house. Use a condoms cause theyre usually dirty.

Hope this helps.

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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: Asante]
    #23586316 - 08/28/16 09:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
It does sound like his Dopamine is in high drive. That ca either be a stimulant or a psychosis.

What I hope is that previous drug use unhinged his sleep cycle so that hes a bit out there by sleep deprivation.

Its going on for a while though.

It seems hes keeping it together but it shouldnt, of course, get worse.





Thanks everyone for the advice.  My hygiene is great, my food habits could be a lot better but I'm seriously lacking in sleep. When I was in the mental hospital they gave me a 28 day shot of Haldol which has to be the worst antipsychotic ever. I'm trying to get that shit out of my system and get on zyprexa. Zyprexa is what they had me on first . It was nice it felt like an opiate

But it knocked me out so much that I blacked out and swiped a phone from someone and brought it into the bathroom in the lobby where I wasn't supposed to go. I don't even remember doing it just waking up and hearing someone call the phone and I heard it ringing in the bathroom


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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: thenutflush]
    #23586324 - 08/28/16 09:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Are you seriously asking for a tutorial, or a how-to on boinking fat girls?
I wasn't aware it was so challenging. mind-boggling.


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Re: I need to make love to a woman so badly. click this PLEASE [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23586329 - 08/28/16 09:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
Are you seriously asking for a tutorial, or a how-to or boinking fat girls?
I wasn't aware it was so challenging. mind-boggling.




I'm just not good with interacting with people I'm retarded with it. I'm bipolar schizophrenic


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