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OfflineMacey Howard
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The bathroom at my job is an acoustical conduit.
    #23585919 - 08/28/16 06:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I dont know about you guys, but when I crossed the gender barrier, certain guy things that I used to do had to stop immediately.

Let's take restroom etiquette for instance.
Back in the guy days, I used to fart-walk to the restroom leaving a doo-doo laden scent trail and comment on how my asshole was about to human avalanche.

I didnt care who heard my but fizzle while I sweated on the toilet with involentary ass-heaves.

Now, I am a stealth shitter. I coutesy flush to hide loud in-toilet bowl pre-shit farts. I hate those! The toilet bowl acts as a sonic resonator or some shit.

Anyway, the restroom at work used to be a closet. The door is paper thin and you can hear the tinest butt-sweak. I try my best to maintain a flawless image but when the ass muscles relax, the show starts.

OK, question here. Guys, do you hear your woman in the restroom? does she try to hide huge fart bombs and doo-doo splashes>

Am I being overly cautious trying to hide mine? Please tell me no so I can relax :smile:


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Re: The bathroom at my job is an acoustical conduit. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #23585933 - 08/28/16 06:38 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You're being overly cautious. Fuck it just go lol


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Re: The bathroom at my job is an acoustical conduit. [Re: thenutflush]
    #23585938 - 08/28/16 06:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Everyone shits and it all stinks. Dont worry about it bro, just open the flood gates and unleash some fury into that bowl!


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Re: The bathroom at my job is an acoustical conduit. [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23585945 - 08/28/16 06:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Some men are turned on by a girl who blasts the fart horn like a gassy warthog.


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Re: The bathroom at my job is an acoustical conduit. [Re: Asante]
    #23585950 - 08/28/16 06:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yea man, you might meet the love of your life in there after exiting a stall. Never know <3


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OfflineMacey Howard
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Re: The bathroom at my job is an acoustical conduit. [Re: Asante]
    #23585971 - 08/28/16 07:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Some men are turned on by a girl who blasts the fart horn like a gassy warthog.



you serious?
OMG is that one of those niche things? like a foot fetish?


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Re: The bathroom at my job is an acoustical conduit. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #23586004 - 08/28/16 07:28 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Confidence is sexy :grin:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: The bathroom at my job is an acoustical conduit. [Re: Asante]
    #23586114 - 08/28/16 08:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Put a flute up your ass before you fart. That way you can say you were practicing your music skills.


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