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Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred
    #23585724 - 08/28/16 01:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Who would win





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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #23585725 - 08/28/16 01:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Not even the same universe.


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23585759 - 08/28/16 02:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Maul hands down he survives being cut in half cause of his mastery of the dark side

- Has amazing command of the force
- Has been trained since birth in the ways of combat
- Is a great tactician
- Adapts easily to any combat situation
- Has no silly moral compass in combat aka has no problem using deadly force


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #23585761 - 08/28/16 02:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Cosmic_Flame said:
Maul hands down he survives being cut in half cause of his mastery of the dark side

- Has amazing command of the force
- Has been trained since birth in the ways of combat
- Is a great tactician
- Adapts easily to any combat situation
- Has no silly moral compass in combat aka has no problem using deadly force



Yeah, but the White Ranger has a talking sword.


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23585764 - 08/28/16 02:38 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

PatrickKn said:
Quote:

Cosmic_Flame said:
Maul hands down he survives being cut in half cause of his mastery of the dark side

- Has amazing command of the force
- Has been trained since birth in the ways of combat
- Is a great tactician
- Adapts easily to any combat situation
- Has no silly moral compass in combat aka has no problem using deadly force



Yeah, but the White Ranger has a talking sword.



:notlikely:  :begone:


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #23585914 - 08/28/16 06:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

100 Brock Lesnars vs 10 Male Silverback Gorillas


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: Vriska Serket] * 3
    #23585941 - 08/28/16 06:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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100 Brock Lesnars vs 10 Male Silverback Gorillas



that one is obvious, the gorillas no question.

a silverback is 15 times stronger than the avg human

lesnar would be lucky to be 3

that means a silverback is about 5 times stronger than lesnar, outnumbered 10 to 1 consider a man vs 10 twelve year olds.

the man would win every time.

the silver back would win every time.

the only difficulty comes in the development of the cerebral cortex. if the lesnars could strategize by banding together and targeting 1 gorilla at a time they could skew the odds to 100 to 1 tipping the odds dramatically in their favour

unfortunately lesnar is only 0.25 times smarter than the avg silver back gorilla.

the gorilla wins.

:shrug2:


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #23585944 - 08/28/16 06:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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10 Male Silverback Gorillas




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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23585994 - 08/28/16 07:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Would he be able to call on other power rangers? Megazord would absolutely fuck maul


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: quinn]
    #23586020 - 08/28/16 07:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

you smart


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23586056 - 08/28/16 07:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

PatrickKn said:
Quote:

Cosmic_Flame said:
Maul hands down he survives being cut in half cause of his mastery of the dark side

- Has amazing command of the force
- Has been trained since birth in the ways of combat
- Is a great tactician
- Adapts easily to any combat situation
- Has no silly moral compass in combat aka has no problem using deadly force



Yeah, but the White Ranger has a talking sword.




It's called the white ninja falconzord, god.


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: Sketch Turner]
    #23586065 - 08/28/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Darth Maul would kick that boy scouts ass.


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: Sketch Turner]
    #23586067 - 08/28/16 07:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Who would win, a tonka truck or a snail?


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: SARAtonin]
    #23586075 - 08/28/16 08:03 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Probably, but Masked Rider would beat the shit out of Darth Maul.


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: Sketch Turner]
    #23586081 - 08/28/16 08:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Everyone knows Sailor Pluto could kick anyone's ass in a fight.



Her staff is the key to the goddamn universe.


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: SARAtonin]
    #23586088 - 08/28/16 08:10 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

When the dust settles, who will still be standing?
Goku or Mewtwo
You may choose only one


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
    #23586107 - 08/28/16 08:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Goku can literally beat anyone. There is not a single person Goku could not beat. Mewtwo? Come the fuck on. Mewtwo got beat by a 10 year old preaching about the power of friendship. Goku in is his SSJGSSJ form would rip him to fucking shreds


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: quinn]
    #23586115 - 08/28/16 08:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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a man vs 10 twelve year olds.




I find the idea of beating up a dozen 12 year olds to be pretty entertaining.


Sadly I think a lot of modern Western adult males would lose the fight.


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #23586119 - 08/28/16 08:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Goku can literally beat anyone. There is not a single person Goku could not beat. Mewtwo? Come the fuck on. Mewtwo got beat by a 10 year old preaching about the power of friendship. Goku in is his SSJGSSJ form would rip him to fucking shreds



Irrelevant. Mewtwo is a pokemon, but is also a pokemon trainer as well. Therefore, he can just use a masterball on Goku and be done with it.


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23586132 - 08/28/16 08:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Master balls can't catch people you absolute fucking retard


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #23586140 - 08/28/16 08:35 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Mewtwo would force Goku into his Oozaru form using FLASH, then he would catch him.


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23586158 - 08/28/16 08:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm not even going to justify this nonsense with continued responses.


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #23586433 - 08/28/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'll just count that as another victory then.


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #23586440 - 08/28/16 10:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Master balls can't catch people you absolute fucking retard




LMAO


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Re: Darth maul vs the white power ranger no holds barred [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23586508 - 08/28/16 10:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Goku isn't people anymore than Mr. Mime is.


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