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sanchothestoner
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#23584882 - 08/27/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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i bet u miss ur lil bunnies
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I agree with the op, and his avatar of the cosmic ungulate. Carrots are some kind of secret of nature. In fact, a lot of orange stuff is. If you combine all the orange stuff you can acquire, foodwise, you would probably not have to worry about getting sick or too old or any of that stuff. As long as you imbibe them all on a daily basis.
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I eat carrots a lot, love them, have loved them since I was a child.
I remember watching Watership Down in 1st grade, I wanted so badly to be like the rabbits in the movie, so I devoured a bag of carrots.
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Re: carrots [Re: Lucis]
#23585027 - 08/27/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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carrots always fuck with my throat
carrot juice is magnificent though, i like it mixed with orange juice & in smoothies
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Did you know Queen Ann's Lace is actually a wild carrot?

I learned that when I was working for an environmental restoration company. Oh, the good ol' days.
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I eat a lot of carrots
Also carve them into weed pipes to smoke my weed with
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Quote:
Shroomopotamus said: carrots always fuck with my throat
Have you tried chewing them first?
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Re: carrots [Re: koods] 1
#23585267 - 08/27/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Actually, now that I think about it, carrots do give me the feeling something is stuck in my throat sometimes.
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Re: carrots [Re: koods]
#23585376 - 08/27/16 10:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Allergies??
I get scratchy throat and that sensation when I eat particular fruits. It's the cross contam pollen that get on them sometimes. I am allergic to ragweed and bananas and melons really irritate me sometimes.
With carrots it would be birch tree or mugwort with the pollen.
Or maybe not chewing enough.
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Re: carrots [Re: pachoo]
#23585586 - 08/27/16 11:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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carrots are fucking awesome
carrots need to be made aware of how awesome they are!!!!
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Re: carrots [Re: koods]
#23585636 - 08/28/16 12:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
koods said:
Quote:
Shroomopotamus said: carrots always fuck with my throat
Have you tried chewing them first?
he actually sharpens them and stabs them through his larynx
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Re: carrots [Re: koods]
#23585640 - 08/28/16 12:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
koods said: Actually, now that I think about it, carrots do give me the feeling something is stuck in my throat sometimes.
carrot ejaculate
dont deep throat them
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
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koods said:
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Shroomopotamus said: carrots always fuck with my throat
Have you tried chewing them first?
he actually sharpens them and stabs them through his larynx
...is this not your preferred carrot ingestion method as well? what do you do with them? stick em up yer bum?
<---- prisoner stickin carrots up his bum
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Re: carrots [Re: koods]
#23585670 - 08/28/16 12:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
koods said: Actually, now that I think about it, carrots do give me the feeling something is stuck in my throat sometimes.
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    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
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Carrots are good. Not much else to say.
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carrots are amazing. the upcoming vegetable!!! it's all the rage right now.
a good carrot goes a long way.
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Im a Rabbit, I eat lots of carrots, i have them stockpiled in my fridge, a couple bags
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They say carrots can stop ass cancer. For full effect, insert carrots into ass.
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Re: carrots [Re: trees]
#23586250 - 08/28/16 09:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Peeled or no?
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Quote:
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A good carrot goes a long way
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21972332/fpart/1/vc/1
Still cannot believe that shit happened
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Re: carrots [Re: trees] 1
#23586258 - 08/28/16 09:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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trees said: They say carrots can stop ass cancer. For full effect, insert carrots into ass.
I'm cancer free
Quote:
Shroomopotamus said:
<---- prisoner stickin carrots up his bum
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Quote:
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koods said: Actually, now that I think about it, carrots do give me the feeling something is stuck in my throat sometimes.
carrot ejaculate
dont deep throat them
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Not to mention the uproar it caused.
"carrot was too small" "its probably only a half of a carrot and it's not in her ass at all" "it was supposed to be both of them" and on, and on...and on it went.
Psychonautica was so butthurt over it.
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Re: carrots [Re: 1234go] 2
#23586270 - 08/28/16 09:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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1234go said: Psychonautica was so butthurt over it.
because he used a much larger carrot and didnt get any recognition
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You're probably right, I think that's what a lot of his antics are about. He just wants to be heard, don't we all?
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Re: carrots [Re: 1234go] 1
#23586292 - 08/28/16 09:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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1234go said: Peeled or no?
fuck peeled carrots
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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Re: carrots [Re: 1234go]
#23586299 - 08/28/16 09:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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This guy just wants to be heard.
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A carrot in the ass would do him proper.
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Quote:
California said: This guy just wants to be heard.

BUT CARROT TOPS ARE GREEN!!!
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Re: carrots [Re: 1234go] 4
#23587018 - 08/28/16 01:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
1234go said: A carrot in the ass
Is worth two in the bush.
Edited by PatrickKn (08/28/16 04:09 PM)
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This thread is awesome!
Ginger Carrot soup is the bomb.
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Frosty the Snowman Was a Jolly Happy Soul With Avocado Balls and a Carrot Cock And two eyes made out of Coal
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there is nothing like a good, fresh, organic carrot.
i was on acid yesterday, took a bite of a dank carrot and rushed to post this thread.
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Sall about the purps
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Re: carrots [Re: trees]
#23587601 - 08/28/16 04:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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hell yeah brother rainbow carrots are the way to go!!!!!!!!!
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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Quote:
sanchothestoner said: there is nothing like a good, fresh, organic carrot.
i was on acid yesterday, took a bite of a dank carrot and rushed to post this thread.
Peaches and Oranges are amazing
Edited by Repertoire89 (08/28/16 06:31 PM)
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all three are orange!!!!
THIS JUST IN:
ORANGE FRUITS/VEGGIES ARE DANK!!!
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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Quote:
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Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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PartoftheSource said: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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