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Invisible1234go
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Re: carrots [Re: trees]
    #23586250 - 08/28/16 09:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Peeled or no?


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Re: carrots [Re: Jean-guy Masta] * 1
    #23586252 - 08/28/16 09:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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A good carrot goes a long way




https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21972332/fpart/1/vc/1



Still cannot believe that shit happened :rofl:


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: carrots [Re: trees] * 1
    #23586258 - 08/28/16 09:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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trees said:
They say carrots can stop ass cancer. For full effect, insert carrots into ass.





I'm cancer free

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:itwasgoodforme: <---- prisoner stickin carrots up his bum




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Re: carrots [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23586259 - 08/28/16 09:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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koods said:
Actually, now that I think about it, carrots do give me the feeling something is stuck in my throat sometimes.






carrot ejaculate


dont deep throat them



:badmanthisfeels:


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Re: carrots [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23586263 - 08/28/16 09:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Not to mention the uproar it caused.

"carrot was too small"
"its probably only a half of a carrot and it's not in her ass at all"
"it was supposed to be both of them"

and on, and on...and on it went.

Psychonautica was so butthurt over it.


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Re: carrots [Re: 1234go] * 2
    #23586270 - 08/28/16 09:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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1234go said:
Psychonautica was so butthurt over it.





because he used a much larger carrot and didnt get any recognition


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Re: carrots [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23586286 - 08/28/16 09:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You're probably right, I think that's what a lot of his antics are about. He just wants to be heard, don't we all?


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Re: carrots [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #23586292 - 08/28/16 09:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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1234go said:
Peeled or no?




fuck peeled carrots


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Re: carrots [Re: 1234go]
    #23586299 - 08/28/16 09:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This guy just wants to be heard.


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Re: carrots [Re: California]
    #23586424 - 08/28/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

A carrot in the ass would do him proper.


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Re: carrots [Re: California]
    #23586427 - 08/28/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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California said:
This guy just wants to be heard.







BUT CARROT TOPS ARE GREEN!!!


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Re: carrots [Re: 1234go] * 4
    #23587018 - 08/28/16 01:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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1234go said:
A carrot in the ass



Is worth two in the bush.


Edited by PatrickKn (08/28/16 04:09 PM)


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Re: carrots [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23587410 - 08/28/16 04:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This thread is awesome!

Ginger Carrot soup is the bomb.


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Re: carrots [Re: Starstepper]
    #23587447 - 08/28/16 04:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Frosty the Snowman
Was a Jolly Happy Soul
With Avocado Balls and a Carrot Cock
And two eyes made out of Coal


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Re: carrots [Re: ServantOfBaphomet] * 2
    #23587531 - 08/28/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

there is nothing like a good, fresh, organic carrot.

i was on acid yesterday, took a bite of a dank carrot and rushed to post this thread.


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: carrots [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23587579 - 08/28/16 04:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Sall about the purps


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Re: carrots [Re: trees]
    #23587601 - 08/28/16 04:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

hell yeah brother rainbow carrots are the way to go!!!!!!!!!


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You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: carrots [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23587869 - 08/28/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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sanchothestoner said:
there is nothing like a good, fresh, organic carrot.

i was on acid yesterday, took a bite of a dank carrot and rushed to post this thread.




Peaches and Oranges are amazing


Edited by Repertoire89 (08/28/16 06:31 PM)


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Re: carrots [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23588598 - 08/28/16 10:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

all three are orange!!!!

THIS JUST IN:

ORANGE FRUITS/VEGGIES ARE DANK!!!


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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: carrots [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23588620 - 08/28/16 10:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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sanchothestoner said:
all three are orange!!!!




:mindblown:


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