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Offlinesanchothestoner
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carrots
    #23584882 - 08/27/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: carrots [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23584945 - 08/27/16 08:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i bet u miss ur lil bunnies :sad:


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Re: carrots [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23584959 - 08/27/16 08:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I agree with the op, and his avatar of the cosmic ungulate. Carrots are some kind of secret of nature. In fact, a lot of orange stuff is. If you combine all the orange stuff you can acquire, foodwise, you would probably not have to worry about getting sick or too old or any of that stuff. As long as you imbibe them all on a daily basis.


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Re: carrots [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #23585025 - 08/27/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I eat carrots a lot, love them, have loved them since I was a child.

I remember watching Watership Down in 1st grade, I wanted so badly to be like the rabbits in the movie, so I devoured a bag of carrots.


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Re: carrots [Re: Lucis]
    #23585027 - 08/27/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

carrots always fuck with my throat

carrot juice is magnificent though, i like it mixed with orange juice & in smoothies :sun:


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Re: carrots [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23585032 - 08/27/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Did you know Queen Ann's Lace is actually a wild carrot?



I learned that when I was working for an environmental restoration company. Oh, the good ol' days.


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Re: carrots [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23585241 - 08/27/16 09:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I eat a lot of carrots

Also carve them into weed pipes to smoke my weed with


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Re: carrots [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
    #23585263 - 08/27/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Shroomopotamus said:
carrots always fuck with my throat



Have you tried chewing them first?


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Re: carrots [Re: koods] * 1
    #23585267 - 08/27/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Actually, now that I think about it, carrots do give me the feeling something is stuck in my throat sometimes.


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Re: carrots [Re: koods]
    #23585376 - 08/27/16 10:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Allergies??

I get scratchy throat and that sensation when I eat particular fruits. It's the cross contam pollen that get on them sometimes. I am allergic to ragweed and bananas and melons really irritate me sometimes.

With carrots it would be birch tree or mugwort with the pollen.




Or maybe not chewing enough.


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Re: carrots [Re: pachoo]
    #23585586 - 08/27/16 11:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

carrots are fucking awesome

carrots need to be made aware of how awesome they are!!!!


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Re: carrots [Re: koods]
    #23585636 - 08/28/16 12:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
carrots always fuck with my throat



Have you tried chewing them first?





he actually sharpens them and stabs them through his larynx


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Re: carrots [Re: koods]
    #23585640 - 08/28/16 12:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Actually, now that I think about it, carrots do give me the feeling something is stuck in my throat sometimes.






carrot ejaculate


dont deep throat them


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Re: carrots [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23585665 - 08/28/16 12:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
carrots always fuck with my throat



Have you tried chewing them first?





he actually sharpens them and stabs them through his larynx



...is this not your preferred carrot ingestion method as well? what do you do with them? stick em up yer bum?

:itwasgoodforme: <---- prisoner stickin carrots up his bum


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Re: carrots [Re: koods]
    #23585670 - 08/28/16 12:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Actually, now that I think about it, carrots do give me the feeling something is stuck in my throat sometimes.




:nutkick:


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Re: carrots [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23585675 - 08/28/16 12:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Carrots are good.
Not much else to say.


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Re: carrots [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23586213 - 08/28/16 09:03 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

carrots are amazing.  the upcoming vegetable!!! it's all the rage right now.

a good carrot goes a long way.


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: carrots [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23586234 - 08/28/16 09:08 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: carrots [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #23586244 - 08/28/16 09:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Im a Rabbit, I eat lots of carrots, i have them stockpiled in my fridge, a couple bags:tongue:


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Re: carrots [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #23586246 - 08/28/16 09:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

They say carrots can stop ass cancer. For full effect, insert carrots into ass.


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