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Offlinethenutflush
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If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY
    #23583873 - 08/27/16 03:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It was me that prevented the next 9/11. Larry Feldman was going to bring down the Plaza Tower and Courtyard Shops in St Petersburg, FL. I was the overnight security guard from 7pm to 7am five days a week. I uncovered your cocaine trafficking operations there, too when I was there. I questioned two employees that worked or still work in The Ale and the Witch tavern.

I can be of use to you.. I have special powers.  I want a Mercedes, top of the line. I want uncut coke, I want access to fat women with large tits and asses, I want weed, only the best. I want an apartment in Manhattan, I want it all.

Don't try anything funny, though. You'll regret it


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: thenutflush]
    #23583894 - 08/27/16 03:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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InvisibleModestMouse
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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: thenutflush]
    #23583898 - 08/27/16 03:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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thenutflush said:
I want access to fat women with large tits and asses, I want weed, only the best. I want an apartment in Manhattan





Dream larger son, this was just sad to read as your ultimate demands :lol:


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Offlinethenutflush
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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23583915 - 08/27/16 03:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have a fetish involving fat chicks... what of it?

And I don't want some rinky dink "apartment" I want a nice luxury condo. Nothing insane. I just want a nice view of the city


Edited by thenutflush (08/27/16 03:26 PM)


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InvisibleModestMouse
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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: thenutflush]
    #23583920 - 08/27/16 03:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

that's such a second tier fantasy it's sad :sad:


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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23583923 - 08/27/16 03:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23583928 - 08/27/16 03:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's a weak goal that can be reached without selling your soul. At least wish for the guitar skills of Jimmy Hendrix and a shot at president if you're going to be dabbling in soul selling.


Edited by PatrickKn (08/27/16 03:25 PM)


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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23583936 - 08/27/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Well my soul's not for sale.  That's in the fine print.


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: thenutflush]
    #23583942 - 08/27/16 03:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Well they are going to save the Manhattan high rises for people who are for sale.

You are just an unwilling peasant I'm afraid.


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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: thenutflush]
    #23583954 - 08/27/16 03:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

thenutflush said:
It was me that prevented the next 9/11. Larry Feldman was going to bring down the Plaza Tower and Courtyard Shops in St Petersburg, FL. I was the overnight security guard from 7pm to 7am five days a week. I uncovered your cocaine trafficking operations there, too when I was there. I questioned two employees that worked or still work in The Ale and the Witch tavern.

I can be of use to you.. I have special powers.  I want a Mercedes, top of the line. I want uncut coke, I want access to fat women with large tits and asses, I want weed, only the best. I want an apartment in Manhattan, I want it all.

Don't try anything funny, though. You'll regret it





meet me at the gas station, the one with the good hotdogs, we'll eat one of
those dogs, drink a coke and discuss your future

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/south-dakota-man-chokes-death-hot-dog-eating-contest-article-1.1858709


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23583963 - 08/27/16 03:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
meet me at the gas station, the one with the good hotdogs, we'll eat one of
those dogs, drink a coke and discuss your future

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/south-dakota-man-chokes-death-hot-dog-eating-contest-article-1.1858709



Gluttony kills.


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InvisibleMoonshoe
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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: thenutflush]
    #23584336 - 08/27/16 05:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Sorry we only have fat women with small tits and asses.

How many do you need ?

We will drop them off at the Witch Tavern at third midnight.


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