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thenutflush
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If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY
#23583873 - 08/27/16 03:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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It was me that prevented the next 9/11. Larry Feldman was going to bring down the Plaza Tower and Courtyard Shops in St Petersburg, FL. I was the overnight security guard from 7pm to 7am five days a week. I uncovered your cocaine trafficking operations there, too when I was there. I questioned two employees that worked or still work in The Ale and the Witch tavern.
I can be of use to you.. I have special powers. I want a Mercedes, top of the line. I want uncut coke, I want access to fat women with large tits and asses, I want weed, only the best. I want an apartment in Manhattan, I want it all.
Don't try anything funny, though. You'll regret it
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PatrickKn



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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: thenutflush]
#23583894 - 08/27/16 03:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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ModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE


Registered: 05/06/13
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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: thenutflush]
#23583898 - 08/27/16 03:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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thenutflush said: I want access to fat women with large tits and asses, I want weed, only the best. I want an apartment in Manhattan
Dream larger son, this was just sad to read as your ultimate demands
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thenutflush
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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: ModestMouse]
#23583915 - 08/27/16 03:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have a fetish involving fat chicks... what of it?
And I don't want some rinky dink "apartment" I want a nice luxury condo. Nothing insane. I just want a nice view of the city
Edited by thenutflush (08/27/16 03:26 PM)
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ModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE


Registered: 05/06/13
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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: thenutflush]
#23583920 - 08/27/16 03:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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that's such a second tier fantasy it's sad
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ModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE


Registered: 05/06/13
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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: ModestMouse]
#23583923 - 08/27/16 03:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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PatrickKn



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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: ModestMouse]
#23583928 - 08/27/16 03:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's a weak goal that can be reached without selling your soul. At least wish for the guitar skills of Jimmy Hendrix and a shot at president if you're going to be dabbling in soul selling.
Edited by PatrickKn (08/27/16 03:25 PM)
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thenutflush
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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: PatrickKn]
#23583936 - 08/27/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well my soul's not for sale. That's in the fine print.
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PatrickKn



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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: thenutflush]
#23583942 - 08/27/16 03:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well they are going to save the Manhattan high rises for people who are for sale.
You are just an unwilling peasant I'm afraid.
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: thenutflush]
#23583954 - 08/27/16 03:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
thenutflush said: It was me that prevented the next 9/11. Larry Feldman was going to bring down the Plaza Tower and Courtyard Shops in St Petersburg, FL. I was the overnight security guard from 7pm to 7am five days a week. I uncovered your cocaine trafficking operations there, too when I was there. I questioned two employees that worked or still work in The Ale and the Witch tavern.
I can be of use to you.. I have special powers. I want a Mercedes, top of the line. I want uncut coke, I want access to fat women with large tits and asses, I want weed, only the best. I want an apartment in Manhattan, I want it all.
Don't try anything funny, though. You'll regret it
meet me at the gas station, the one with the good hotdogs, we'll eat one of those dogs, drink a coke and discuss your future
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/south-dakota-man-chokes-death-hot-dog-eating-contest-article-1.1858709
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PatrickKn



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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23583963 - 08/27/16 03:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: meet me at the gas station, the one with the good hotdogs, we'll eat one of those dogs, drink a coke and discuss your future
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/south-dakota-man-chokes-death-hot-dog-eating-contest-article-1.1858709
Gluttony kills.
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Moonshoe
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Re: If my handlers or spies or whomever is reading this right now I need MONEY [Re: thenutflush]
#23584336 - 08/27/16 05:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sorry we only have fat women with small tits and asses.
How many do you need ?
We will drop them off at the Witch Tavern at third midnight.
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