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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: My ISP blocked Shroomery [Re: TNK] * 1
    #23584292 - 08/27/16 04:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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“This is a historic day for the good, clean-living, people who call the state of Utah home,” Herbert told reporters. “This new law will protect our children and make our state pure from the heathens who go against God’s will.”




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Weiler says the resolution is the first step toward creating a plan to protect children and families from the “evils” that are out there.

“Due to advances in technology and the universal availability of the Internet, young children are exposed to what used to be referred to as hard core, but is now considered mainstream, pornography at an alarming rate,” according to the bill.

Weiler, who hopes similar legislation will soon be passed in other states, believes that pornography is addictive in nature and aiding in the breakdown of marriage and healthy relationships.




I could not make this shit up.





there's your solution

draft a letter and send it to the police and the news papers saying that you're
tired of weak beer and now your porn and illicit drug supply has been cut off and
as proof that this law doesnt protect children you will kill 10 children each day
that enacting frivolous laws restricting the freedom of others actually puts
children in danger

drop the letter in the mail box and immediately go kill 10 children


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Re: My ISP blocked Shroomery [Re: PatrickKn] * 2
    #23584302 - 08/27/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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“First time offenders will see fines of $100-$500, depending on the quantity of pornography or the amount of digital graphic content seized on the criminal’s computer. Repeat offenders can expect 30 days in jail or worse, depending on what type of pornography is found in the individual’s possession. Missionary style pornography will result in a fine or up to 30 days in jail, while pornography that involves any kind of homogayness, that being sodomy or Devil worshipping, will result in long-term prison sentences. Law enforcement will also be working closely with local ISPs and the NSA to monitor those who search out porn on the internet. We will win the war on porn and masturbation.”




WHAT IS THE FUCKING WRONG WITH THIS STATE?



This quote is from a satire site. For damn sure.





Utah is a satire site

http://cbsnews.com.co/utah-makes-porn-illegal-fines-30-days-jail/


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Re: My ISP blocked Shroomery [Re: TNK]
    #23584354 - 08/27/16 05:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

OP, why the hell do you live in Utah?


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Re: My ISP blocked Shroomery [Re: TNK]
    #23584400 - 08/27/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Porn is blocked too.

I did some digging and it's a new law that went into affect in April of this year.
It's now illegal to view porn and such on my own personal computer...

Wtf.



AHAHAHAHAHA.

that is some retarded shit. but you gotta admit, banning porn, that's some funny shit. someone needs to bombard the ISP's servers with scat and pain olympics captures.

PS: Utah...you are fucked in the head. hmmmmm Christianity, yum.

crazy christians don't believe the founding fathers were the founders of America...they believe it was founded by Manifest Destiny.


Edited by akira_akuma (08/27/16 05:23 PM)


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Re: My ISP blocked Shroomery [Re: Prisoner#1] * 3
    #23584423 - 08/27/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

"cbsnews.com.co" is a satire site, though.


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Re: My ISP blocked Shroomery [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23584447 - 08/27/16 05:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That's some serious orwellian 1984 shit. I'd move far away from any state that tried that.


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Re: My ISP blocked Shroomery [Re: jsncrs]
    #23584474 - 08/27/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Good for them. Shroomery sucks dick.


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Re: My ISP blocked Shroomery [Re: TNK]
    #23584531 - 08/27/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

T-Mobile did that shit to me except I didn't get the say no to drugs thing. I had to call them to undo it.


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Re: My ISP blocked Shroomery [Re: JonBongGroovy] * 1
    #23584541 - 08/27/16 05:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



There's no way this is real ^
I'm sorry but this looks like some bored kid in highschools first photoshop attempt.


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Re: My ISP blocked Shroomery [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23584549 - 08/27/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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There's no way this is real ^
I'm sorry but this looks like some bored kid in highschools first photoshop attempt.




It even has a crude drawing of an oddly shaped penis on the top right


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Re: My ISP blocked Shroomery [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23584553 - 08/27/16 05:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

of course its not lol
do u really think porn was blocked n made illegal in his state ……………… nature kids full of :poop:


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Re: My ISP blocked Shroomery [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23584581 - 08/27/16 05:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I don't think he has any reason to lie about his ISP blocking him from accessing stuff. That's on his ISP.

The article that's been posted about a porn ban is satire though.


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