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NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It 1
#23583236 - 08/27/16 11:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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“Sorry. We just kinda assumed everyone knew about it” NASA spokeswoman Trish Chamberson told a packed press conference at their headquarters in Washington DC today, after it was revealed the space agency has known for years about alien life, but just forgot to mention it.
“There are so many films, documentaries and TV programs on aliens, that we thought everyone was aware of them by now,” Ms. Chamerson explained to the shocked crowd of reporters, “Grey’s have been visiting our planet for thousands of years. Who do you think built the ancient pyramids and all the other megastructures across the world? C’mon guys, it’s quite obvious”.
During the two hour briefing, NASA scientists confirmed previously speculated information about UFOs and Alien technology, confirming that four separate races of aliens are in regular contact with NASA, and have actually asked the agency to say hello to everyone on the planet for them.
“We do apologise for this mix up, the whole thing just slipped our mind,” another scientist explained, “we were so busy back-engineering their technology, we simply forgot all about it. They even have a base on the far side of the moon, and are currently mining several planets in our solar system for minerals. They’ve only started on Jupiter recently, hence the new rings around it. It’s all good though, they’re a nice enough bunch. They don’t talk much though, but always complaining about our Nuclear weapons, claiming they affect parallel universes every time they’re triggered”.
The disclosure comes after 70 years of countless sightings and abductions, raising questions as to why it is they are here.
“The aliens are actually harmless and only interested in the planet’s natural resources,” the briefing concluded, “which shouldn’t cause us any problems whatsoever”. http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/08/26/nasa-admits-it-has-known-about-alien-life-for-years-just-forgot-to-mention-it/
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23583241 - 08/27/16 11:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Seems legit.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: abltsandwich]
#23583250 - 08/27/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Niffla]
#23583374 - 08/27/16 12:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: FruitOfLife]
#23583505 - 08/27/16 01:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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They say if you do enough drugs you can come in contact with satan, he makes drawings they're there to show you how much better of an artist he is.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23583620 - 08/27/16 01:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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LobsterSauce said: “Sorry. We just kinda assumed everyone knew about it” NASA spokeswoman Trish Chamberson told a packed press conference at their headquarters in Washington DC today, after it was revealed the space agency has known for years about alien life, but just forgot to mention it.
“There are so many films, documentaries and TV programs on aliens, that we thought everyone was aware of them by now,” Ms. Chamerson explained to the shocked crowd of reporters, “Grey’s have been visiting our planet for thousands of years. Who do you think built the ancient pyramids and all the other megastructures across the world? C’mon guys, it’s quite obvious”.
During the two hour briefing, NASA scientists confirmed previously speculated information about UFOs and Alien technology, confirming that four separate races of aliens are in regular contact with NASA, and have actually asked the agency to say hello to everyone on the planet for them.
“We do apologise for this mix up, the whole thing just slipped our mind,” another scientist explained, “we were so busy back-engineering their technology, we simply forgot all about it. They even have a base on the far side of the moon, and are currently mining several planets in our solar system for minerals. They’ve only started on Jupiter recently, hence the new rings around it. It’s all good though, they’re a nice enough bunch. They don’t talk much though, but always complaining about our Nuclear weapons, claiming they affect parallel universes every time they’re triggered”.
The disclosure comes after 70 years of countless sightings and abductions, raising questions as to why it is they are here.
“The aliens are actually harmless and only interested in the planet’s natural resources,” the briefing concluded, “which shouldn’t cause us any problems whatsoever”. http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/08/26/nasa-admits-it-has-known-about-alien-life-for-years-just-forgot-to-mention-it/
who the fuck cares about the appeasement of nutters when there's more important shit to stay informed about
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/08/17/all-you-need-to-know-about-the-justin-bieberselena-gomez-feud/
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23584830 - 08/27/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wow, that feud sounds really sour.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: abltsandwich]
#23584870 - 08/27/16 07:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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abltsandwich said: Seems legit.
With a name like "Waterford Whispers", how could it NOT be legit?
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Konyap]
#23584954 - 08/27/16 08:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Konyap said: They say if you do enough drugs you can come in contact with satan, he makes drawings they're there to show you how much better of an artist he is.
The devil isn't an artist... he's a mathematician! The creator was the artist. They are both two halves to the same whole.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23584963 - 08/27/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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LobsterSauce said: Wow, that feud sounds really sour.
now you know everything you need to know about it
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23584970 - 08/27/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I knewwww it!
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23585028 - 08/27/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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We gotta watch out for aliens. I heard giant Alien engineers on another planet made snakes that get in yur stomach and kill you.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: starfire_xes]
#23585039 - 08/27/16 08:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nah, Terrence Mckenna was spot on when he said psychedelic mushrooms were aliens. They spores are capable of inter-stellar travel and when we eat them, they perform a self-sacrifice and communicate with us through our nervous system.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: PartoftheSource] 1
#23585080 - 08/27/16 08:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: Nah, Terrence Mckenna was spot on when he said psychedelic mushrooms were aliens. They spores are capable of inter-stellar travel and when we eat them, they perform a self-sacrifice and communicate with us through our nervous system.
Well that's entertaining
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Repertoire89]
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PartoftheSource said: Nah, Terrence Mckenna was spot on when he said psychedelic mushrooms were aliens. They spores are capable of inter-stellar travel and when we eat them, they perform a self-sacrifice and communicate with us through our nervous system.
Well that's entertaining
Ya, Terrence Mckenna was awesome in so many ways. A pioneer, an articulate story teller, mushroom advocate... etc.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23585128 - 08/27/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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How many times do we have to tell you this satire crap is just not funny
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23585216 - 08/27/16 09:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Still bafels me how people can look up into the stars and think nothing exist out there....
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: SuperFly]
#23585223 - 08/27/16 09:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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SuperFly said: Still bafels me how people can look up into the stars and think nothing exist out there....
Drake equation
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: SuperFly]
#23585228 - 08/27/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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SuperFly said: Still bafels me how people can look up into the stars and think nothing exist out there....
maybe it's only your own misguided belief that other believe there's no other life in the universe
I dont know anyone that's said there is no other life out there
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23585247 - 08/27/16 09:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ehh I usually ask the people that come up to me and preach religion.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23585278 - 08/27/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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PartoftheSource said:
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SuperFly said: Still bafels me how people can look up into the stars and think nothing exist out there....
Drake equation
After seeing the thing about Justin bieber I thought this was somthing about the shitty singer.... Shit I may be a sheeple.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: SuperFly]
#23585325 - 08/27/16 10:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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SuperFly said: Ehh I usually ask the people that come up to me and preach religion.
I usually ask them why they worship an evil entity that enjoys murdering children
different strokes
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23585482 - 08/27/16 11:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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SuperFly said: Still bafels me how people can look up into the stars and think nothing exist out there....
maybe it's only your own misguided belief that other believe there's no other life in the universe
I dont know anyone that's said there is no other life out there
The main division is some people believe that aliens have/are here on Earth while most people believe there is life in the Universe beyound our planet and Solar System.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23588009 - 08/28/16 07:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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SuperFly said: Still bafels me how people can look up into the stars and think nothing exist out there....
maybe it's only your own misguided belief that other believe there's no other life in the universe
I dont know anyone that's said there is no other life out there
The main division is some people believe that aliens have/are here on Earth while most people believe there is life in the Universe beyound our planet and Solar System.
I believe those that believe the aliens are among us are un fucking believable
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23588168 - 08/28/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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jeez finally lol
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Prisoner#1]
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SuperFly said: Still bafels me how people can look up into the stars and think nothing exist out there....
maybe it's only your own misguided belief that other believe there's no other life in the universe
I dont know anyone that's said there is no other life out there
The main division is some people believe that aliens have/are here on Earth while most people believe there is life in the Universe beyound our planet and Solar System.
I believe those that believe the aliens are among us are un fucking believable
It would explain a lot of things.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23592221 - 08/30/16 01:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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any of you down to fuck an alien? I probably would.. I imagine the sex would be out of the world
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: SuperFly] 1
#23592235 - 08/30/16 01:29 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
#23592241 - 08/30/16 01:34 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes!! That would be me hahaha
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: SuperFly]
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Oneshineylady]
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I bet thats where John Lennon is....and Elvis...
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: SuperFly]
#23592261 - 08/30/16 01:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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SuperFly said: Still baffles me how people can look up into the stars and think nothing exist out there....
It has nothing to do with "them" not existing it's the fact that "they" in any right mind with any technology what so ever would not want anything to do with us. I'm mean really, if you looked through a telescope and seen war hungry mongrels for 70%+ of a population, would you try to engage them? ok, ok, lets put this into earth terms. There's a shoot out on your street with say, the neighbors...you about to step into the middle of that shit show? I think not.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Oneshineylady]
#23592270 - 08/30/16 02:02 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe tupac too along Gene Wilder and Prince, along with that 20$ I lost.
Alien orgies must be off the chain. id be like what's up alien lady's, do you like parties..... sexy parties. Them play some music, domp domp domp dun dun domp domp domp.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Oneshineylady]
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SuperFly said: Still baffles me how people can look up into the stars and think nothing exist out there....
It has nothing to do with "them" not existing it's the fact that "they" in any right mind with any technology what so ever would not want anything to do with us. I'm mean really, if you looked through a telescope and seen war hungry mongrels for 70%+ of a population, would you try to engage them? ok, ok, lets put this into earth terms. There's a shoot out on your street with say, the neighbors...you about to step into the middle of that shit show? I think not.
Depending if I like you or not, I probably would if we are on good graces. But if your a doucey neighbor, the nah I would probably watch you get shot. People get shot on the daily in CA. I don't really like people anymore, i just want a farm and to have a Winchester 30/30 and look like a cowboy.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: SuperFly]
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SuperFly said: Maybe tupac too along Gene Wilder and Prince, along with that 20$ I lost.
Alien orgies must be off the chain. id be like what's up alien lady's, do you like parties..... sexy parties. Them play some music, domp domp domp dun dun domp domp domp.
Till they're shovin their tentacle "lady pieces" in places they shouldn't go, lol
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: SuperFly]
#23592448 - 08/30/16 05:23 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Man I feel ya but I tell you it isn't much different anywhere else. I'm small town Canadian...We have torture stories, not shootings. And it's not piss on people, it's piss on suicidal people that have no empathy for the kids, let alone the people around them.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Oneshineylady]
#23678956 - 09/26/16 07:36 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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OP I'm pretty sure the news source you linked is a satire source like the Onion 
"Miracle Teenager Survives On His Own For Almost 6 Hours With No Wi-Fi" LOL
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/09/23/miracle-teenager-survives-on-his-own-for-almost-6-hours-with-no-wi-fi/
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Crystal G]
#23679407 - 09/26/16 10:37 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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What tipped you off?
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Crystal G]
#23679425 - 09/26/16 10:45 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think you're an alien.
You couldn't possibly be from this planet if you needed to read another article to make your judgement.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23679427 - 09/26/16 10:45 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Whatever it's another tactic to make people stop caring even more. Where are these 'harmless aliens' then? Why don't they come out on national fucking tv?
It's dangerous to let any aliens mine the earth because that could cause a fucking war between nations...oh wait it already happens.
Greys? More like diversion tactics.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Electric Wizard21]
#23679438 - 09/26/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Aliens aren't real. There is no Universe. The Earth is flat.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Canadian Jesus]
#23679447 - 09/26/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sarcasm doesn't prove something.
Where are they then?
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Crystal G]
#23679605 - 09/26/16 11:43 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Crystal G said: OP I'm pretty sure the news source you linked is a satire source like the Onion 
"Miracle Teenager Survives On His Own For Almost 6 Hours With No Wi-Fi" LOL
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/09/23/miracle-teenager-survives-on-his-own-for-almost-6-hours-with-no-wi-fi/
while it is rare for this to happen it is not unheard of, usually it involves overages on the data plan
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