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LobsterSauce


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NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It 1
#23583236 - 08/27/16 11:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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“Sorry. We just kinda assumed everyone knew about it” NASA spokeswoman Trish Chamberson told a packed press conference at their headquarters in Washington DC today, after it was revealed the space agency has known for years about alien life, but just forgot to mention it.
“There are so many films, documentaries and TV programs on aliens, that we thought everyone was aware of them by now,” Ms. Chamerson explained to the shocked crowd of reporters, “Grey’s have been visiting our planet for thousands of years. Who do you think built the ancient pyramids and all the other megastructures across the world? C’mon guys, it’s quite obvious”.
During the two hour briefing, NASA scientists confirmed previously speculated information about UFOs and Alien technology, confirming that four separate races of aliens are in regular contact with NASA, and have actually asked the agency to say hello to everyone on the planet for them.
“We do apologise for this mix up, the whole thing just slipped our mind,” another scientist explained, “we were so busy back-engineering their technology, we simply forgot all about it. They even have a base on the far side of the moon, and are currently mining several planets in our solar system for minerals. They’ve only started on Jupiter recently, hence the new rings around it. It’s all good though, they’re a nice enough bunch. They don’t talk much though, but always complaining about our Nuclear weapons, claiming they affect parallel universes every time they’re triggered”.
The disclosure comes after 70 years of countless sightings and abductions, raising questions as to why it is they are here.
“The aliens are actually harmless and only interested in the planet’s natural resources,” the briefing concluded, “which shouldn’t cause us any problems whatsoever”. http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/08/26/nasa-admits-it-has-known-about-alien-life-for-years-just-forgot-to-mention-it/
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23583241 - 08/27/16 11:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Seems legit.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: abltsandwich]
#23583250 - 08/27/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Niffla]
#23583374 - 08/27/16 12:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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So fake lol
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: FruitOfLife]
#23583505 - 08/27/16 01:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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They say if you do enough drugs you can come in contact with satan, he makes drawings they're there to show you how much better of an artist he is.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23583620 - 08/27/16 01:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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LobsterSauce said: “Sorry. We just kinda assumed everyone knew about it” NASA spokeswoman Trish Chamberson told a packed press conference at their headquarters in Washington DC today, after it was revealed the space agency has known for years about alien life, but just forgot to mention it.
“There are so many films, documentaries and TV programs on aliens, that we thought everyone was aware of them by now,” Ms. Chamerson explained to the shocked crowd of reporters, “Grey’s have been visiting our planet for thousands of years. Who do you think built the ancient pyramids and all the other megastructures across the world? C’mon guys, it’s quite obvious”.
During the two hour briefing, NASA scientists confirmed previously speculated information about UFOs and Alien technology, confirming that four separate races of aliens are in regular contact with NASA, and have actually asked the agency to say hello to everyone on the planet for them.
“We do apologise for this mix up, the whole thing just slipped our mind,” another scientist explained, “we were so busy back-engineering their technology, we simply forgot all about it. They even have a base on the far side of the moon, and are currently mining several planets in our solar system for minerals. They’ve only started on Jupiter recently, hence the new rings around it. It’s all good though, they’re a nice enough bunch. They don’t talk much though, but always complaining about our Nuclear weapons, claiming they affect parallel universes every time they’re triggered”.
The disclosure comes after 70 years of countless sightings and abductions, raising questions as to why it is they are here.
“The aliens are actually harmless and only interested in the planet’s natural resources,” the briefing concluded, “which shouldn’t cause us any problems whatsoever”. http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/08/26/nasa-admits-it-has-known-about-alien-life-for-years-just-forgot-to-mention-it/
who the fuck cares about the appeasement of nutters when there's more important shit to stay informed about
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/08/17/all-you-need-to-know-about-the-justin-bieberselena-gomez-feud/
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23584830 - 08/27/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wow, that feud sounds really sour.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: abltsandwich]
#23584870 - 08/27/16 07:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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abltsandwich said: Seems legit.
With a name like "Waterford Whispers", how could it NOT be legit?
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Konyap]
#23584954 - 08/27/16 08:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Konyap said: They say if you do enough drugs you can come in contact with satan, he makes drawings they're there to show you how much better of an artist he is.
The devil isn't an artist... he's a mathematician! The creator was the artist. They are both two halves to the same whole.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23584963 - 08/27/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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LobsterSauce said: Wow, that feud sounds really sour.
now you know everything you need to know about it
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23584970 - 08/27/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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LobsterSauce said: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It[/url]
I knewwww it!
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23585028 - 08/27/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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We gotta watch out for aliens. I heard giant Alien engineers on another planet made snakes that get in yur stomach and kill you.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: starfire_xes]
#23585039 - 08/27/16 08:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nah, Terrence Mckenna was spot on when he said psychedelic mushrooms were aliens. They spores are capable of inter-stellar travel and when we eat them, they perform a self-sacrifice and communicate with us through our nervous system.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: PartoftheSource] 1
#23585080 - 08/27/16 08:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: Nah, Terrence Mckenna was spot on when he said psychedelic mushrooms were aliens. They spores are capable of inter-stellar travel and when we eat them, they perform a self-sacrifice and communicate with us through our nervous system.
Well that's entertaining
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Repertoire89]
#23585102 - 08/27/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Repertoire89 said:
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PartoftheSource said: Nah, Terrence Mckenna was spot on when he said psychedelic mushrooms were aliens. They spores are capable of inter-stellar travel and when we eat them, they perform a self-sacrifice and communicate with us through our nervous system.
Well that's entertaining
Ya, Terrence Mckenna was awesome in so many ways. A pioneer, an articulate story teller, mushroom advocate... etc.
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23585128 - 08/27/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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How many times do we have to tell you this satire crap is just not funny
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23585216 - 08/27/16 09:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Still bafels me how people can look up into the stars and think nothing exist out there....
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: SuperFly]
#23585223 - 08/27/16 09:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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SuperFly said: Still bafels me how people can look up into the stars and think nothing exist out there....
Drake equation
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: SuperFly]
#23585228 - 08/27/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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SuperFly said: Still bafels me how people can look up into the stars and think nothing exist out there....
maybe it's only your own misguided belief that other believe there's no other life in the universe
I dont know anyone that's said there is no other life out there
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Re: NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23585247 - 08/27/16 09:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ehh I usually ask the people that come up to me and preach religion.
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