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How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass?
#23582863 - 08/27/16 09:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ok serious question for male pub members only .
Have you ever been fucked in the ass by a penis?
Fingers , strap ons, dildos and vegetables don't count .
I'm talking how many of the men here have been fucked in the bum by another man.
Did / do you enjoy it ?
How many times / by how many people?
Do you consider yourself gay or identify otherwise ?
As a secondary question/discussion, how do you identify in terms of sexual preference/orientation/identity and why?
I will go first .
I have been fucked in the ass. Several times, I might estimate 20 times total.
Only by one guy. A blazing hot super model sexy guy who was 18 at that time (I was the same age)
He was my boyfriend . I fucked him hundreds of times and it only seemed fair to let him have a turn once in a while.
I was on top about 9 times out of ten or more.
Overall I would say I did enjoy it but not in the same way he obviously did. I much prefer the feeling of fucking than being fucked, but it was hot and interesting in its own way.
I never got off from it and it definitely didn't give me whatever kind of pleasure "bottoms" seem to get .
I don't consider myself gay at all.
I would define myself as bisexual or straight depending on how you look at it.
Bisexual because I have been attracted to and enjoyed sex with and been in love with both a female and a male.
So why would I say straight?
Well, people talk about sexual preference. If I am asking what my preference is, there is no question my preference is for females and it's not Even close .
I have been attracted sexually and romantically to women all my life. I have had crushes on numerous women and masturbate and fantasize about women all the time since I was a kid.
I could name numerous women off the top of my head I would love to fuck.
If I could have sex with any 100 people I wanted consequence free, 95+ would be women.
In fact , I have only ever been attracted to one single guy in my entire life , my ex boyfriend.
Before I met him I had never even had the slightest crush on a guy or the slightest fantasy about one.
I still have never watched gay porn. I have only seen one or two guys even online that I would have sex with.
When I basically fell in love at first sight with this guy, it was completely unexpected and I have never had the same feelings (or any feelings really) for a guy ever since.
Although I would say about one in a hundred girls is fuckable to me, for guys it's like one in a million.
I am now happily married to the woman of my dreams and my wife and I have been head over heels in love for ten years.
I masturbate thinking about guys like one out of a hundred times.
So in terms of sexual preference there is no question I am straight / heterosexual. But obviously if I was in love with a guy and had sex with him I am bisexual.
It's like asking someone what there preference of ice cream is. They might prefer vanilla and eat vanilla 9 times out of ten, but that doesn't Mean they can't enjoy chocolate once in a blue moon.
So that's my question - how many guys here have ever tried receiving anal, did you like it, and how would you explain your own sexual identity ?
It's obvious that far more guys have tried it than will casually publically admit to it, and as sexual attitudes change I imagine the percentage of guys who have tried is very much on the rise.
Contrary to popular conceptions , I don't believe only gay men try receiving anal.
In addition to bisexuals I am sure many people tried it at one point but went on to identify as straight.
I think the shroomery is an inclusive, tolerance, diversity celebrating place (not to mention anonymous ) so share you stories of recoeving anal sex!
If you have never been fucked by a guy but enjoy anal stimulation from a girl feel free to chime in as well.
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#23582873 - 08/27/16 09:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: Ok serious question for male pub members only .
Have you ever been fucked in the ass by a penis?
Fingers , strap ons, dildos and vegetables don't count .
I'm talking how many of the men here have been fucked in the bum by another man.
Did / do you enjoy it ?
How many times / by how many people?
Do you consider yourself gay or identify otherwise ?
As a secondary question/discussion, how do you identify in terms of sexual preference/orientation/identity and why?
I will go first .
I have been fucked in the ass. Several times, I might estimate 20 times total.
Only by one guy. A blazing hot super model sexy guy who was 18 at that time (I was the same age)
He was my boyfriend . I fucked him hundreds of times and it only seemed fair to let him have a turn once in a while.
I was on top about 9 times out of ten or more.
Overall I would say I did enjoy it but not in the same way he obviously did. I much prefer the feeling of fucking than being fucked, but it was hot and interesting in its own way.
I never got off from it and it definitely didn't give me whatever kind of pleasure "bottoms" seem to get .
I don't consider myself gay at all.
I would define myself as bisexual or straight depending on how you look at it.
Bisexual because I have been attracted to and enjoyed sex with and been in love with both a female and a male.
So why would I say straight?
Well, people talk about sexual preference. If I am asking what my preference is, there is no question my preference is for females and it's not Even close .
I have been attracted sexually and romantically to women all my life. I have had crushes on numerous women and masturbate and fantasize about women all the time since I was a kid.
I could name numerous women off the top of my head I would love to fuck.
If I could have sex with any 100 people I wanted consequence free, 95+ would be women.
In fact , I have only ever been attracted to one single guy in my entire life , my ex boyfriend.
Before I met him I had never even had the slightest crush on a guy or the slightest fantasy about one.
I still had never watched gay porn. I have only seen one or two guys even online that I would have sex with.
I am now happily married to the woman of my dreams and my wife and I have been head over heels in love for ten years.
I masturbate thinking about guys like one out of a hundred times.
So in terms of sexual preference there is no question I am straight / heterosexual. But obviously if I was in love with a guy and had sex with him I am bisexual.
It's like asking someone what there preference of ice cream is. They might prefer vanilla and eat vanilla 9 times out of ten, but that doesn't Mean they can't enjoy chocolate once in a blue moon.
So that's my question - how many guys here have ever tried receiving anal, did you like it, and how would you explain your own sexual identity ?
It's obvious that far more guys have tried it than will casually publically admit to it, and as sexual attitudes change I imagine the percentage of guys who have tried is very much on the rise.
Contrary to popular conceptions , I don't believe only gay men try receiving anal.
In addition to bisexuals I am sure many people tried it at one point but went on to identify as straight.
I think the shroomery is an inclusive, tolerance, diversity celebrating place (not to mention anonymous ) so share you stories of recoeving anal sex!
If you have never been fucked by a guy but enjoy anal stimulation from a girl feel free to chime in as well.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23582879 - 08/27/16 09:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Don't use the quote function for posts immediately before your own, especially if they are long.
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fucking moonshoe. you would post a thread like this.
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#23582886 - 08/27/16 09:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Don't tell me what to do.
I did it for a reason.
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sanchothestoner said:

fucking moonshoe. you would post a thread like this.
You know me sweet baby sanchoween! 
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Crazy_Horse said: Don't tell me what to do.
I did it for a reason.
I just did. And what reason is that ?
Here I'll tell you some more things to do -Go work out. Then clean your room , then brush your teeth. And wash your stinky cock in hot water with soap.
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do it or he'll fuck you in the ass
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#23582949 - 08/27/16 10:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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My cock is called Savage Henry for a reason .
Just remember- lube is a privilege, not a right.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
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Get a grip, dude.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
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Pix or GTFO
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
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Classic
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Crazy_Horse said: Get a grip, dude.
That's called a reach around
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I've never been but I'm not totally against the idea depending on the circumstances
My bunghole is much too tight to take a full-sized cock as it is tho
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#23582981 - 08/27/16 10:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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just do it at a shroomery gathering
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
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Moonshoe said:
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Crazy_Horse said: Get a grip, dude.
That's called a reach around
Is this melting? Are you melting?
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#23582984 - 08/27/16 10:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said:
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Crazy_Horse said: Don't tell me what to do.
I just did.
Here I'll tell you some more things to do -Go work out. Then clean your room , then brush your teeth. And wash your stinky cock in hot water with soap.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#23582996 - 08/27/16 10:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just takes a little practice and being relaxed.
Start with a single finger the first few times and get used to it.
My boyfriend had to train himself for months before he could take my cock but mine is pretty enormous
His was average size and it wasn't very hard for me to take it.
The average poop is a similar size to the average penis so realistically everyone's bum can take a normal cock easily enough it's just a matter of learning to relax and not tighten.
It's Interesting that men actually have a g spot in the Anus (pro state) that women don't , so in a sense men are made for receiving anal.
They say pressuring the prostrate during orgasm amplifies it quite a lot , so even straight guys like to have a finger press up the butt while getting head / having sex.
I have never experienced a prostrate orgasm but apparently they are pretty explosive.
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What's the difference between two dicks and a joke ?
I can't take a joke
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Namaste
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This is putting that threesome you keep bringing up in a new perspective
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#23583037 - 08/27/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Totally versatile but generally only attracted to masculine top types.
Sometimes a nice ass just gets me going, though i would say that is 15% of the time.
My sex life usually is disappointing , and when it isnt it is lacking the love connection.
I miss that x that used to put me on the moon.
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Crazy_Horse said: I'm sorry I melted you.
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Moonshoe said: What's the difference between two dicks and a joke ?
I can't take a joke
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
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Moonshoe said: I have been fucked in the ass. Several times, I might estimate 20 times total.
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Love_spirit said: Blood is the best lube. Never forget.

and tears
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Moonshoe said: They say pressuring the prostrate during orgasm amplifies it quite a lot , so even straight guys like to have a finger press up the butt while getting head / having sex.
alright, I'll chime in.....Having your prostate massaged with a finger while getting yor dick sucked is just the best. I'm only .037% gay but I could see where folks get pleasure from it. Personally, the thought of a hairy butthole and ball sack makes me want to vomit. That said, I have a vibrator that's about the size of my pinky (and looks nothing like a dick) that my wife sticks up my butt while she's giving me head.
If you're a straight dude that's never had this pleasure because "I'm straight and that's a one-way street back there" and "I aint lettin' nobody touch my taint".....then I must tell you that you are missing out. Best blowjobs ever....
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Tripsurfer]
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Tripsurfer said: This is putting that threesome you keep bringing up in a new perspective 
My wife says she wants to watch me fuck a guy and fantasizes About it a lot but I'm not interested just because like I said guys that I find hot are like unicorns , I don't expect to find another one in my day.
Also I want a real threesome and a guy who wants me to fuck him probably won't be into doing anything with my wife, whereas lesbian and bi girls are crazy about her.
Maybe some day though , but our first few threesomes have to be with girls if we ever manage to pull it off.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
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Hahahaha, those numbers are amazing. There are way more buggered shroomery people than I'd expect. Site is
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Interesting- so far half as many guys say they have tried being fucked as say they haven't!
Thats far more than I expected.
well done shroomery
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Sophistic Radiance said: Hahahaha, those numbers are amazing. There are way more buggered shroomery people than I'd expect. Site is 
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: SunnyD]
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How many guys have sampled the sunnyDelight?
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I'm not a guy but I do know that prostate stimulation feels magically incredible, people who don't get fucked in the ass are missing out. I enjoy it more than any other kind of sex
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Any tips for Hitting the spot ?
My boyfriend never got me off that way, and my wife has fucked me with her finger and a dildo but I never experienced any special prostrate pleasure or orgasm.
We must be doing it wrong.
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For me, the D needs to be tilted towards my belly button. My favorite positions are riding cowgirl (reverse can be fun because that lets them grab and slap your ass while fucking you, but forward just hits the spot much better) and lying on my back at the edge of the bed with my legs pushed up around my head. That shit is 
When you first get it, you'll have a feeling like needing to pee. That's good. Keep hitting that spot and you'll find that that sensation is actually cum being squeezed out of your prostate and you'll be dribbling it everywhere.
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2 girls 3 boys
Is my tally so far I've had a few more relationships tho
But yeah pretty new
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Good for you.
So having sampled both sexes, would you describe yourself as gay or bisexual?
If you could have no strings attached sex with any ten people, how many if any would be girls ?
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
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I'd say I'm 80-90% gay
Out of ten I'd say 7-8 dudes or 2-3girls
I'm pretty gay
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I got fucked by a guy once. His dick was at least 9 in long and probably 8 in circumference. Incredibly painful. Ever since I've been pretty reticent about sex in general and that was like 8 years ago when i was a kid.
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How old were you at the time ?
Was it consensual ?
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I was 18. It was consensual. He took a long time easing me in but it just didn't change the fact it was incredibly painful and i just let him go through it cause i just wanted to lose my virginity. Since then ive had a lot of guys want to do it and I've always said no cause i think about that one time where after he was done i was so disgusted and ashamed.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
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That sounds terrible I'm sorry to hear you felt/still feel that way...
I took it in the ass from an actual dick for the first time just a couple months ago actually, but I was totally prepared, as I've been working my asshole with toys since I was like 9 or something and I've had ex girlfriends who would fuck me with a strap on. So, I'm not sure when exactly I lost my "butt virginity"
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
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Sorry it wasn't a better experience . Why did you feel disgusted and ashamed ?
It's good he took his time easing in but really you need to prepare yourself over a period of days or weeks if he has a big cock.
My boyfriend had to use a series of ever larger dildos to prepare and made me wait like a month at least before I could fuck him which drove me crazy at the time.
Hope you get over the hang up and have some great sex soon!
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
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To be fair a 9niche 8niche in girth dick would probably hurt me too n less I was some pain numbing drug mixed with sex dopamine
I would maybe try with a more average sized guy next time, I wouldn't write it off forever
Its possible to cum over n over without even touching your cock
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I've kept an open mind and tried some erhm "insertion" with my last gf and it was the most painful experience in recent history of my life. I did not like it at all, and being that we even used a lil lube and it was still very painful I don't think I'll ever venture into that territory again. I actually tried to see if I was attracted to guys at one point when I was 19 or so and I'm just not. That's also when I realized being gay isn't an option. I truly think people are born that way.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
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And here I am reading about guys getting fucked in the ass
What has become of me
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If you watch any porn I'd say ur a hypocrite
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Seriously_trippin said: I've kept an open mind and tried some erhm "insertion" with my last gf and it was the most painful experience in recent history of my life. I did not like it at all, and being that we even used a lil lube and it was still very painful I don't think I'll ever venture into that territory again. I actually tried to see if I was attracted to guys at one point when I was 19 or so and I'm just not. That's also when I realized being gay isn't an option. I truly think people are born that way.
Lol, "insertion". I don't think you could come up with a less sexy word for it if you tried
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Well that's what it felt like and it was not sexy to me at all. It was being inserted.
Even though I agreed I briefly yelled at her. I apologized later and she just laughed :P
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Some people are born gay but not all gay people are gay from birth. Like everything it's a combination of generics , socialization and environment, with each factor being of different importance for each person.
For example my ex boyfriend was born gay and so is one of my best friends, but I never had a gay thought until I was 18.
Sometimes it's just a matter of not having met the right person.
I suspect that for virtually everyone no matter how straight they feel they are , there is at least one person of the same sex out there they would be attracted to under the right circumstances .
Consider how many people who are straight in normal life engage in gay sex in prison.
Clearly they weren't born gay, but enjoy gay sex in the right environment.
Like I said some people are born gay and are 100% gay , but just like everything else it's on a bell curve as the extremes are outliers, most people fall somewhere between the poles of the spectrum.
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Consider how many people who are straight in normal life engage in gay sex in prison.
Clearly they weren't born gay, but enjoy gay sex in the right environment.
I dont think everybody enjoys gay sex in prison
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#23583692 - 08/27/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Every sexual thought I have ever had was gay AF
I'm a gay monster
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Consider how many people who are straight in normal life engage in gay sex in prison.
Clearly they weren't born gay, but enjoy gay sex in the right environment.
I dont think everybody enjoys gay sex in prison
Nobody said that. But of the people who enjoy gay sex in prison (and there are many) very few were born gay and very few engage in gay sex outside of prison.
Yet going "Gay for the stay" is very common and disproves the idea you are either born gay or not.
In the right environment, with the right opportunity, with the right person , almost anyone could enjoy a homosexual encounter.
The idea that all gays are born gay is not true. In some cultures gay activity are extremely common or even universal (Ancient Greece, semen warriors of Papua New Guinea ) and being born with gay genetic proclivities is no more common in those cultures than our own.
It's not that more people in Ancient Greece were born gay , it's that they had a culture that embraced, accepted and encouraged homosexuality more than our own does.
Some people really are born gay and their parents can usually tell from a very early age, but these people are certainly not the only kind of homosexuals .
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Ow I am sure you are right
Its just that when I think of prison, consensual romantic encounters are not the first things that come to mind
It was indeed very common in ancient Greece for a well to do adult male to have a pre-adulthood pretty boy companion. All the wealthy dudes could gather round and talk philosophy whilst they looked at naked boys working out
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Moonshoe said: Any tips for Hitting the spot ?
My boyfriend never got me off that way, and my wife has fucked me with her finger and a dildo but I never experienced any special prostrate pleasure or orgasm.
We must be doing it wrong.
Maybe you should find out how to locate and massage your prostate in order that you can guide her to it.
If you sit on your middle finger all the way up and slide the tip of it from side to side across the front wall of the bowel, you will feel the 'bump' that is the prostate. Feels almost like it could be the head of a penis hiding behind the wall. Experiment by varying the level of preasure at various points across the "bump" until you find the spot that gives you the most pleasure.
When you feel yourself about to come, I hope your all keeping up, move your fingertip over to the side of the bump and apply a little preasure and you will feel the pulse as your protate empties it's contents -which makes up the majority of the jism- down the tube and out to be caught by a rubber a sock or your G/F's tonsils. Timed right it is almost the most fun you can have with your cock.
In fact I'm not sure which I prefer, the above, or this.
I've read of. lol
Well. Did ya feel the pulse?
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This thread is making me want to hide a dick (other than mine, I mean)
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Are you, skin intact soph?
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Skin intact? You mean uncircumcised?
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Yes. You'd need to read the link in my first post to understand.
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Ah, I'm circumcised.
I know of all sorts of weird invaginating techniques though. Though I think something is missing from my technique, "muffing" can be pretty fun, this involves basically pushing your balls deep into the inguinal canals to stimulate deep nerves that correspond to the innervation of the inside of a vagina. These nerves can also be stimulated by pushing inwards and backwards (toward your butt) from the bottom of the scrotum and into the perineum. Both of these techniques involve poking into a "pocket" in the scrotum, my ex would call them "pocketing" which I must admit is a much cuter word than "muffing". It feels pretty good IMO, but I must admit that muffing works a bit better for trans women, it tends to be a bit more painful if you have man-sized testicles.
The best orgasms I've had tend to involve teasing my nipples as I'm approaching climax. If I time it right, the orgasm is greatly prolonged and intensified, it's impossible to stifle the moaning and it sucks for my housemates. Some women can actually come from breast stimulation alone, but I haven't been able to achieve this unless I've built up to it with edging. It is a different kind of orgasm, though, and if I get the right frequency and intensity of teasing, extremely intense. Possibly the best part is that once you have had your breast orgasm, which can be as intense as a regular orgasm, there is no refractory period for either the breasts or the genitals and you can go right ahead and have an even more intense second orgasm within a minute or two by resuming fapping. After the second O I basically can't move for a while, i just lie there in a puddle for at least half an hour.
A lot of people seem to think that hormones render trans women sexless because it makes our penors soft and reduces the frequency of arousal, but this is only part of the story. The part that doesn't usually get told is that we are capable of experiencing an exquisite degree of pleasure when we do become aroused. Female orgasms are no fucking joke.
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"I've taken about 20 dicks in the ass" "I'm totally not gay" Moonshoe
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You don't have to be gay to enjoy getting fucked in the ass prostate stimulation feels good if you do it right, regardless to which sex you find more attractive. Anyway, I'm pretty sure moonshoe is bi. Stop contributing to the erasure of bisexuality
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I fantasize about this alot actually. But I never go through with an action. I actually find myself flirting with gay dudes more often now and can't figure out why. I'm rarely in the mood for it and that's why it never happens. I gotta be in the right mood at the right time or It just disgusts me.
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JustForToday said: I fantasize about this alot actually. But I never go through with an action. I actually find myself flirting with gay dudes more often now and can't figure out why. I'm rarely in the mood for it and that's why it never happens. I gotta be in the right mood at the right time or It just disgusts me.
This makes tons of sense from him
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Hey Moonshoe, would you rather have a tub of big soft dicks or big hard dicks? After all, if you start with a tub full of big soft dicks, once they get hard there is gonna be twice as many.
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Sodomy is an abhorrent, aberrational sin against the sacred mortal shell which God and His One and Only Son Who Did Die Upon the Cross to Release the World From the Bondage of Satan have given to all of mankind.
I recommend you reread your bible and recite five Ave Maria for the Holy Intercession of the Virgin Mother to save your imperiled eternal soul. Grace of God be with you, child.
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I haven't had gay sex, Ive seriously thought about my sexuality but women only seem to turn me on. My ex gf wanted to try some anal stuff and I did let her, to be honest tho it felt fairly uncomfortable and I really diddnt see the stimulation in it. Not like a violated feeling just felt more intrusive and uncomfortable than anything.
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404 said: "I've taken about 20 dicks in the ass" "I'm totally not gay" Moonshoe
Saying I had twenty dicks in my ass is like saying you use fourteen toothbrushes a week because you brush twice a day.
Saying I am gay because I dated a guy for one year out of the last eleven is like eating steak every day and saying you are a vegetarian because you had a salad a month ago.
One dick, twenty times.
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Moonshoe said: I suspect that for virtually everyone no matter how straight they feel they are , there is at least one person of the same sex out there they would be attracted to under the right circumstances .
Yeah. Sadly the "right circumstances" for a young feller I had an encounter with many years ago for him to tell me that he was attracted to me, and that he used to fantasise about me while having a bath, was soon after we had shared a good dose of liberty caps.
The time we shared was never repeated, in fact, he more or less blanked me every time our paths crossed, which was every fucking day seeing as we were on a year long residential training course. He even refused to sit at the same table in the canteen from then on, much to the bewilderment of other trainees who had only ever known us to be on good terms, drinking buddies and such. Questions were asked, that is, in as much as, a quizzical eyebrow or two were raised.
So it's true, mushrooms can make you gay, sometimes. If only for a day.
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For me it was MDMA that "'made me gay", not mushrooms.
I was on MDMA when I met my ex boyfriend and part of a super gay friendly university and rave scene.
The combination of the culture and the way MDMA removed inhibitions (along with him being literally a 10/10 looks wise) made it easy for me to experiment despite no previous inclinations
Now that I think of it I met both my ex boyfriend and my current wife while on MDMA and had a love at first sight thing with both of them.
MDMA is a great way to start a romantic relationship IME.
I feel like mushrooms would amplify feelings of anxiety, discomfort and guilt that might accompany a first gay experience , but it could go the other way too.
Lame that guy wasn't cool after with you but at least you gave him something to remember.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
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404 said: "I've taken about 20 dicks in the ass" "I'm totally not gay" Moonshoe
Saying I had twenty dicks in my ass is like saying you use fourteen toothbrushes a week because you brush twice a day.
Saying I am gay because I dated a guy for one year out of the last eleven is like eating steak every day and saying you are a vegetarian because you had a salad a month ago.
One dick, twenty times.
Bisexual, not gay.
Bisexuality implies tendencies towards homo and heterosexuality.
 You are gay, and straight at the same time - bisexual.
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I don't think Moonshoe is gay at all, not a big deal to want to explore your sexuality.
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404 said: "I've taken about 20 dicks in the ass" "I'm totally not gay" Moonshoe
Saying I had twenty dicks in my ass is like saying you use fourteen toothbrushes a week because you brush twice a day.
Saying I am gay because I dated a guy for one year out of the last eleven is like eating steak every day and saying you are a vegetarian because you had a salad a month ago.
One dick, twenty times.
Bisexual, not gay.
Bisexuality implies tendencies towards homo and heterosexuality.
 You are gay, and straight at the same time - bisexual. 
You certainly do have some interesting interpretations of bisexuality
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I'm not saying there's a big deal at all. Taking a dick in the pooper (being a guy) however, implies some level of tendency towards homosexual relations, homosexual relations being only one part of being bisexual. bi - dual, two - homo, hetero. This is pretty basic stuff.
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Actually, bisexual refers to having an attraction to one's own gender in addition to (an)other gender(s)
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Just seems highly unlikely to me, I do have quite a bit of a feminine side to my personality but for the most part I'm not really attracted to men at all, I've never actually met one that I felt a desire to get intimate with but the potential is there regardless so who knows
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JustForToday said: I fantasize about this alot actually. But I never go through with an action. I actually find myself flirting with gay dudes more often now and can't figure out why. I'm rarely in the mood for it and that's why it never happens. I gotta be in the right mood at the right time or It just disgusts me.
This makes tons of sense from him
Umm..
JFT might make a lot of sense why you are so distressed all the time
You might be gay and have issues accepting it
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Oh look, another moonshoe thread where he talks about his massive cock. 
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The term bisexual is discriminatory because it implies there are only two genders. what about teapots?
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What?
I mean, clearly he's gay, or at least upset that if he experiments with some guy that he's going to love it, and then be hella gay.
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I think he might be trans. His overcompensation regarding his image and his female obsessions reflect a deficit of gendered ego integrity that is eerily familiar to me, though it's worse for him than it ever was for me because he obviously has some sort of mood or personality disorder(s) as well.
That's just my pet theory though. His identity issues could have some other cause. He's kind of like a mental-illness Rorschach test and I confess that in reality, I have absolutely no idea what he needs to make him happy. Whatever that is, I hope he finds it, because he seems to suffer from his issues more than anybody really deserves to suffer.
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That's just my pet theory though. His identity issues could have some other cause. He's kind of like a mental-illness Rorschach test and I confess that in reality, I have absolutely no idea what he needs to make him happy. Whatever that is, I hope he finds it, because he seems to suffer from his issues more than anybody really deserves to suffer.
I defer to your trans expertise.
He pretty much as every kind of fucked up from what I've observed of his transformation over the years from an angsty emo kid to a pseudohyperreligious man child. He needs massive amounts of therapy.
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Of this, and perhaps only this, we can be certain.
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Cool, so we agree that homosexuality is at least part of bisexuality. Also, the latter part of that could alternatively termed 'pansexuality' in some cases.
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That's just my pet theory though. His identity issues could have some other cause. He's kind of like a mental-illness Rorschach test and I confess that in reality, I have absolutely no idea what he needs to make him happy. Whatever that is, I hope he finds it, because he seems to suffer from his issues more than anybody really deserves to suffer.
The medical professionals have given him the diagnosis of borderline personality disorder, as he has admitted.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: 404]
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Bisexuality implies tendencies towards homo and heterosexuality.
 You are gay, and straight at the same time - bisexual. 
The entire point of the term bisexual is to distinguish it from two distinct other sexual orientations , heterosexual and homosexual.
Yes bisexual people have homosexual feelings and engage in homosexual activities , but they are not gay. Gay men do not have heterosexual feelings or engage in heterosexual actions. I do.
That is why I am bisexual, not gay.
I have gay friends. They have a totally different and distinct sexual orientation from my own.
I am bisexual. Not straight, not gay.
You are free to invent your own definitions of words , but they are incorrect, and your application of the term gay to me is incorrect.
Yes I have had gay feelings and even gay sex, but I am not gay.
Gay is not my sexual orientation or my sexual preference.
The entire point of the term bisexual is to describe people with sexual feelings for both genders, precisely to distinguish it from gay and straight orientations.
You can't call me gay for exactly the same reason you can't call me straight .
It would be stupid to call me straight because I fucked a guy and loved it.
It would be and is equally stupid to call me gay because i have been attracted to women my entire life, love fucking women, am in love with a woman and am married to a woman.
I am disqualified from being included in the category "Gay" by my attraction to and romantic feelings for women, exactly as I am disqualified from being included in the category "Straight" by my attraction to and romantic feelings for, men.
Pretty basic stuff, as you correctly point out, and I trust you have a better understanding of it now .
If you are still struggling to grasp it, consider the three categories herbivore, carnivore and omnivore .
A herbivore eats plants but not meat and can be equated with a homosexual. A carnivore eats meat but not plants and can be equated with a heterosexual. An omnivore eats both plants and meat and can be equated with a bisexual.
Calling a bisexual Gay is factually and logically incorrect , exactly like calling an omnivore a herbivore is factually and logically incorrect.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: JustForToday]
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I don't know if it's been said, but:
This thread is the epitome of GAYness.
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Idk
I wouldn't abide by a social contract/ construct to a female especially if you know?.. Like fantasize about horny men... Fucking you in the ass
I mean that's as gay as it gets Nothing wrong with that though, with over population being a plague
But seriously it's kinda making sense, but I dont know for sure and I'm just trying to be a friendly therapist
And friends imo are better than doctors for mental therapy Unless you got some serious issues
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Let's be honest . If you get fucked in the ass or eat ass even once you're fully gay.
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A filthy hobo on the bike path asked to suck my dick the other day. I politely declined. If it was female and didn't have meth mouth to 2 severe a degree I may have obliged. By my accounting I'm about 33.3 percent gay.
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404 said: "I've taken about 20 dicks in the ass" "I'm totally not gay" Moonshoe
Saying I had twenty dicks in my ass is like saying you use fourteen toothbrushes a week because you brush twice a day.
did you have the 20 dicks in your ass in a week because that's pretty fucking slutty, like 3 guys a day with only 2 on sunday because it's the lord's day
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Idk
I wouldn't abide by a social contract/ construct to a female especially if you know?.. Like fantasize about horny men... Fucking you in the ass
I mean that's as gay as it gets Nothing wrong with that though, with over population being a plague
But seriously it's kinda making sense, but I dont know for sure and I'm just trying to be a friendly therapist
And friends imo are better than doctors for mental therapy Unless you got some serious issues
I'm stoned n rambling
I did fantasize about a transgendered black female I worked with. She still had a male part she told me.
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Sometimes I could swear, everybody on this site...
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So far 20% of shroomery males report recovering anal sex at least once in their lives.
About 1 of every 5 men here has taken it up the bum.
Could this be evidence that shrooms make you gay?
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dont swear everyone on this site, it's rude
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According to this , 28% of homosexual men have sex with more than 1000 partners during their lifetime .
https://carm.org/statistics-homosexual-promiscuity
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That study is from a Christian website and the anti-gay hate group family research council
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I think gay guys are...
fucking homos.
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https://carm.org/statistics-homosexual-promiscuity
did they do it all in a week tho?
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Moonshoe took twenty dicks, twenty times each in a week, you say?
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No it's just she was more a woman. I mean, you could never tell she was transgendered. No adam's apple or broad shoulders.
Edit: Thinking about texting her when I get my phone back in a few hours..
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Listen prisoner1 it's extremely simple.
I brush my teeth with cocks .
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I see...
A second search turned up this :
"There is only a one percentage point difference between heterosexuals and homosexuals in their promiscuity: 98% of gay people have had 20 or fewer sexual partners; 99% of straight people have had the same number. "
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2010/oct/19/gay-men-promiscuous-myth
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
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I'd do it for 500 or 1000 with a condom
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
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Bisexuality implies tendencies towards homo and heterosexuality.
 You are gay, and straight at the same time - bisexual. 
The entire point of the term bisexual is to distinguish it from two distinct other sexual orientations , heterosexual and homosexual.
Yes bisexual people have homosexual feelings and engage in homosexual activities , but they are not gay. Gay men do not have heterosexual feelings or engage in heterosexual actions. I do.
That is why I am bisexual, not gay.
I have gay friends. They have a totally different and distinct sexual orientation from my own.
I am bisexual. Not straight, not gay.
You are free to invent your own definitions of words , but they are incorrect, and your application of the term gay to me is incorrect.
Yes I have had gay feelings and even gay sex, but I am not gay.
Gay is not my sexual orientation or my sexual preference.
The entire point of the term bisexual is to describe people with sexual feelings for both genders, precisely to distinguish it from gay and straight orientations.
You can't call me gay for exactly the same reason you can't call me straight .
It would be stupid to call me straight because I fucked a guy and loved it.
It would be and is equally stupid to call me gay because i have been attracted to women my entire life, love fucking women, am in love with a woman and am married to a woman.
I am disqualified from being included in the category "Gay" by my attraction to and romantic feelings for women, exactly as I am disqualified from being included in the category "Straight" by my attraction to and romantic feelings for, men.
Pretty basic stuff, as you correctly point out, and I trust you have a better understanding of it now .
If you are still struggling to grasp it, consider the three categories herbivore, carnivore and omnivore .
A herbivore eats plants but not meat and can be equated with a homosexual. A carnivore eats meat but not plants and can be equated with a heterosexual. An omnivore eats both plants and meat and can be equated with a bisexual.
Calling a bisexual Gay is factually and logically incorrect , exactly like calling an omnivore a herbivore is factually and logically incorrect.

I skimmed it because i don't care to read thousand word essays of meltdown. I have a different, but still valid interpretation of what sexuality is, suck it. You're both straight and gay, and better termed bi because of this.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Shroomism]
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After actually reading your post moon I was like  Do you really give that much of a fuck what people think you are in real life? Words are bullshit and made up. As long as you aren't harming someone do whatever you want. You are not a special snow flake just because you're turned on by something you have basically no control over. It's like being proud of your eye color IMO. I still love you moon just wanted to vent
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the feeling either having or not displaying characteristics of both or either binary gender; sometimes used to describe feminine male identifying individuals Espigender: a gender that is related to being a spirit or exists on a higher or extradimensional plane Exgender: the outright refusal to accept or identify in, on, or around the gender spectrum Existigender: a gender that only exists or feels present when thought about or when a conscious effort is made to notice it Femfluid: having fluctuating or fluid gender feelings that are limited to feminine genders Femgender: a nonbinary gender which is feminine in nature Fluidflux: the feeling of being fluid between two or more genders that also fluctuate in intensity; a combination of genderfluid and genderflux Gemigender: having two opposite genders that work together, being fluid and flux together Genderblank: a gender that can only be described as a blank space; when gender is called into question, all that comes to mind is a blank space Genderflow: a gender that is fluid between infinite feelings Genderfluid: the feeling of fluidity within your gender identity; feeling a different gender as time passes or as situations change; not restricted to any number of genders Genderflux: the feeling of your gender fluctuating in intensity; like genderfluid but between one gender and agender Genderfuzz: coined by lolzmelmel; the feeling of having more than one gender that are somehow blurred together to the point of not being able to distinguish or identify individual genders; synonymous with blurgender Gender Neutral: the feeling of having a neutral gender, whether somewhere in between masculine and feminine or a third gender that is separate from the binary; often paired with neutrois Genderpunk: a gender identity that actively resists gender norms Genderqueer: originally used as an umbrella term for nonbinary individuals; may be used as an identity; describes a nonbinary gender regardless of whether the individual is masculine or feminine leaning Genderwitched: a gender in which one is intrigued or entranced by the idea of a particular gender, but is not certain that they are actually feeling it Girlflux: when one feels mostly or all female most of the time but experiences fluctuating intensities of female identity Glassgender: a gender that is very sensitive and fragile Glimragender: a faintly shining, wavering gender Greygender: having a gender that is mostly outside of the binary but is weak and can barely be felt Gyragender: having multiple genders but understanding none of them Healgender: a gender that once realized, brings lots of peace, clarity, security, and creativity to the individual’s mind Heliogender: a gender that is warm and burning Hemigender: a gender that is half one gender and half something else; one or both halves may be identifiable genders Horogender: a gender that changes over time with the core feeling remaining the same Hydrogender: a gender which shares qualities with water Imperigender: a fluid gender that can be controlled by the individual Intergender: the feeling of gender falling somewhere on the spectrum between masculine and feminine; note: do not confuse with intersex Juxera: a feminine gender similar to girl, but on a separate plane and off to itself Libragender: a gender that feels agender but has a strong connection to another gender Magigender: a gender that is mostly gender and the rest is something else Mascfluid: A gender that is fluid in nature, and restricted only to masculine genders Mascgender: a non-binary gender which is masculine in nature. 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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Eggtimer]
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Were you reading that post as angry ?
I wasn't angry about anything.
I was just explaining the logic of why it obviously is incorrect to call a bisexual gay, for clear and irrefutable reasons .
I thought Everyone knew and understood that, so when I saw 404 was confused I helped him out with some simple and clear logic .
Here is the TL; DR version:
A bisexual is not gay for the exact same reason that an omnivore is not a carnivore .
Both omnivores and carnivores eat meat, but they are distinct groups that can't be reduced Into a single category.
I also never said anything about being proud of my orientation or being a special snowflake (what post were you reading?)
I just said bisexual does not equal gay and explained why.
I find it funny that people assume when I make a long post I am angry.
I make long posts all the time. I type extremely fast and it helps pass my 12 hour shifts at work.
It's inappropriate to deny someone else the right to identify their own sexual orientation. If I identify as bisexual, it's wrong for 404 to try and force the label of gay on me. Just like if he identifies as straight it would be wrong for me to call him Gay.
But more importantly, it's not just morally wrong but logically absurd to do so, for the reasons I have laid out.
I'm not angry that 404 made such ridiculous statements, but I did enjoy pointing out how silly those statements were .
404 assumes when I make Long posts that means I am angry.
In reality though, when I am actually angry I generally just use this graemlin:

So ironically, my angriest posts are usually the shortest, not the longest.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Eggtimer]
#23587141 - 08/28/16 02:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lol, somebody was bored
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Eggtimer]
#23587156 - 08/28/16 02:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lol @ those genders They all sound fucking ridiculous
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23587161 - 08/28/16 02:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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404 likes to dictate people's identities to them.
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That's probably because he is a scientologist.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23587169 - 08/28/16 02:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: That's probably because he is a scientologist.
Is this true?
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23587170 - 08/28/16 02:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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A bisexual is not gay for the exact same reason that an omnivore is not a carnivore .
 I hope you aren't a teacher.
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And others like to make it all about their identities and force it down everyones throat. We can't escape the shit.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23587206 - 08/28/16 02:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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It makes more sense in that context. It guess the differences seem obvious to me. I'll call you want you want up to a point. If you start getting silly and want me to call you astral gender Z then
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Hey! Go fuck yourself.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Eggtimer]
#23587219 - 08/28/16 03:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah I agree, but I'm not asking to be called a unicorn or a space lord. My sexual identity is not some exotic made up thing. I am bisexual. It's one of the three main/most common sexual orientations.
Calling bisexual people gay is just as stupid as calling bisexual people straight.
Gay man- likes men only Straight man- likes women only Bisexual man- likes men AND women
Just call me what I am. 
Anything else is both stupid and disrespectful .
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Hey! Go fuck yourself.
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*you're
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Yes, i'm kind of having a meltdown today. I can admit it though and don't need a disertation to express it.
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Good for you for admitting it 
Like I said, when I am truly angry I don't need a dissertation to express it either .
I just use this:
I have thoroughly enjoyed this entire thread and wasn't even close to melting at any point in it .
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: 404]
#23587279 - 08/28/16 03:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Who asks if someone's taken it up the arse? Why are you asking, do you want to go out on a date?
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You have a tight asshole? That's hawt
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#23587627 - 08/28/16 05:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Not when you need to takes shit
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I had a shit that was too big to fit through my butthole once.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: koods]
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Did you experience anal rupture?
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No. Do you really wanna hear how I resolved the problem?
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Try that 4 times a month.
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I once smoked too much weed and drink too much alcohol.
I laughed so hard a girl laugh came out.
My friends started picking on me saying, "He sounds like a schoolgirl getting fucked in the ass."
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#23587672 - 08/28/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Do you abuse opiates? I think opiates cause shits to get too hard and large to shit out easily
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: koods]
#23587674 - 08/28/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Some opiate addicts drink prune juice to deal with this
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: koods]
#23587681 - 08/28/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said: Do you abuse opiates? I think opiates cause shits to get too hard and large to shit out easily
Yeah I do and you are absolutely correct on that.Its terrible pain. Also I have a weird phobia of taking shits just anywhere or at just any time. It's a compounded issue lol
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: JustForToday] 1
#23587682 - 08/28/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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JustForToday said: I once smoked too much weed and drink too much alcohol.
I laughed so hard a girl laugh came out.
My friends started picking on me saying, "He sounds like a schoolgirl getting fucked in the ass."
jft hangs around pedophiles
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: trees]
#23587687 - 08/28/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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trees said: Some opiate addicts drink prune juice to deal with this
The late Whitney Houston once talked about digging the opiate poo bricks out of Bobby Brown's ass with her finger or something.
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koods
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Sophistic Radiance said:

Digital extraction
Just like bobby b
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Edited by koods (08/28/16 05:23 PM)
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: koods]
#23587699 - 08/28/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Eeeewwwwww
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: koods]
#23588555 - 08/28/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said: I had a shit that was too big to fit through my butthole once.
- 1.Pump lube into your ass.
- 2.Push until the head of the turd just protrudes from your asshole.
- 3.Grab wine corkscrew.
- 4.Twist corckscrew into turd.
- 5.Push while pulling on turd.
- 6.Extract turd. Feel the lube working the sides.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Eggtimer]
#23588559 - 08/28/16 09:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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When I do that my anus just ends up falling out and i have to cram it back up in there
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something super extreme said: When I do that my anus just ends up falling out and i have to cram it back up in there
When I get a prolapse I just take a picture and send it to all my contacts "who wants to push this back in"
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something super extreme said: When I do that my anus just ends up falling out and i have to cram it back up in there
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: koods]
#23589144 - 08/29/16 06:09 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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