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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: koods]
#23587665 - 08/28/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: koods]
#23587667 - 08/28/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I once smoked too much weed and drink too much alcohol.
I laughed so hard a girl laugh came out.
My friends started picking on me saying, "He sounds like a schoolgirl getting fucked in the ass."
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#23587672 - 08/28/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Do you abuse opiates? I think opiates cause shits to get too hard and large to shit out easily
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: koods]
#23587674 - 08/28/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Some opiate addicts drink prune juice to deal with this
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: koods]
#23587681 - 08/28/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said: Do you abuse opiates? I think opiates cause shits to get too hard and large to shit out easily
Yeah I do and you are absolutely correct on that.Its terrible pain. Also I have a weird phobia of taking shits just anywhere or at just any time. It's a compounded issue lol
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: JustForToday] 1
#23587682 - 08/28/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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JustForToday said: I once smoked too much weed and drink too much alcohol.
I laughed so hard a girl laugh came out.
My friends started picking on me saying, "He sounds like a schoolgirl getting fucked in the ass."
jft hangs around pedophiles
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: trees]
#23587687 - 08/28/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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trees said: Some opiate addicts drink prune juice to deal with this
The late Whitney Houston once talked about digging the opiate poo bricks out of Bobby Brown's ass with her finger or something.
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Sophistic Radiance said:

Digital extraction
Just like bobby b
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Edited by koods (08/28/16 05:23 PM)
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: koods]
#23587699 - 08/28/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Eeeewwwwww
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: koods]
#23588555 - 08/28/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said: I had a shit that was too big to fit through my butthole once.
- 1.Pump lube into your ass.
- 2.Push until the head of the turd just protrudes from your asshole.
- 3.Grab wine corkscrew.
- 4.Twist corckscrew into turd.
- 5.Push while pulling on turd.
- 6.Extract turd. Feel the lube working the sides.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Eggtimer]
#23588559 - 08/28/16 09:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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When I do that my anus just ends up falling out and i have to cram it back up in there
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something super extreme said: When I do that my anus just ends up falling out and i have to cram it back up in there
When I get a prolapse I just take a picture and send it to all my contacts "who wants to push this back in"
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something super extreme said: When I do that my anus just ends up falling out and i have to cram it back up in there
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: koods]
#23589144 - 08/29/16 06:09 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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