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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe] * 2
    #23583016 - 08/27/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Namaste


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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23583017 - 08/27/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm sorry I melted you.


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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Crazy_Horse] * 5
    #23583034 - 08/27/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This is putting that threesome you keep bringing up in a new perspective :rofl:


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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #23583037 - 08/27/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Totally versatile but generally only attracted to masculine top types.

Sometimes a nice ass just gets me going, though i would say that is 15% of the time.

My sex life usually is disappointing , and when it isnt it is lacking the love connection.


I miss that x that used to put me on the moon.


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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Crazy_Horse] * 5
    #23583044 - 08/27/16 10:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Crazy_Horse said:
I'm sorry I melted you.






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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #23583066 - 08/27/16 10:38 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Blood is the best lube.
Never forget.
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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #23583113 - 08/27/16 10:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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What's the difference between two dicks and a joke ?

I can't take a joke




:ahahaha:


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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23583118 - 08/27/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I have been fucked in the ass. Several times, I might estimate 20 times total.





:lahey:


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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe] * 2
    #23583121 - 08/27/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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They say pressuring the prostrate during orgasm amplifies it quite a lot , so even straight guys like to have a finger press up the butt while getting head / having sex.




alright, I'll chime in.....Having your prostate massaged with a finger while getting yor dick sucked is just the best. I'm only .037% gay but I could see where folks get pleasure from it. Personally, the thought of a hairy butthole and ball sack makes me want to vomit. That said, I have a vibrator that's about the size of my pinky (and looks nothing like a dick)  that my wife sticks up my butt while she's giving me head.

If you're a straight dude that's never had this pleasure because "I'm straight and that's a one-way street back there" and "I aint lettin' nobody touch my taint".....then I must tell you that you are missing out. Best blowjobs ever....


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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Love_spirit] * 1
    #23583120 - 08/27/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Blood is the best lube.
Never forget.
:sun:




and tears


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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #23583295 - 08/27/16 11:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Tripsurfer said:
This is putting that threesome you keep bringing up in a new perspective :rofl:





My wife says she wants to watch me fuck a guy and fantasizes About it a lot but I'm not interested just because like I said guys that I find hot are like unicorns , I don't expect to find another one in my day.

Also I want a real threesome and a guy who wants me to fuck him probably won't be into doing anything with my wife, whereas lesbian and bi girls are crazy about her.

Maybe some day though , but our first few threesomes have to be with girls if we ever manage to pull it off.


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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23583308 - 08/27/16 11:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Hahahaha, those numbers are amazing. There are way more buggered shroomery people than I'd expect. Site is :homo:


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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23583310 - 08/27/16 11:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Interesting- so far half as many guys say they have tried being fucked as say they haven't!

Thats far more than I expected.

:cheers: well done shroomery

:seriousthumbsup:


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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23583319 - 08/27/16 12:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sophistic Radiance said:
Hahahaha, those numbers are amazing. There are way more buggered shroomery people than I'd expect. Site is :homo:




Exactly ! :yesnod:


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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23583322 - 08/27/16 12:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have

I like fucking and being fucked


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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: SunnyD]
    #23583327 - 08/27/16 12:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

How many guys have sampled the sunnyDelight?


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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe] * 3
    #23583328 - 08/27/16 12:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I only sex women missionary style in the dark.


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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23583329 - 08/27/16 12:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm not a guy but I do know that prostate stimulation feels magically incredible, people who don't get fucked in the ass are missing out. I enjoy it more than any other kind of sex :awesomenod:


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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23583342 - 08/27/16 12:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Any tips for Hitting the spot ?

My boyfriend never got me off that way, and my wife has fucked me with her finger and a dildo but I never experienced any special prostrate pleasure or orgasm.

We must be doing it wrong.


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Re: How many of you guys have been fucked in the ass? [Re: Moonshoe] * 2
    #23583349 - 08/27/16 12:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

For me, the D needs to be tilted towards my belly button. My favorite positions are riding cowgirl (reverse can be fun because that lets them grab and slap your ass while fucking you, but forward just hits the spot much better) and lying on my back at the edge of the bed with my legs pushed up around my head. That shit is :aweoverdose:

When you first get it, you'll have a feeling like needing to pee. That's good. Keep hitting that spot and you'll find that that sensation is actually cum being squeezed out of your prostate and you'll be dribbling it everywhere.


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