Home | Community | Message Board

Cannabis Seeds - Original Sensible Seeds
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   Original Sensible Seeds Bulk Cannabis Seeds   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder   North Spore Bulk Substrate   Bridgetown Botanicals Bridgetown Botanicals

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | 3  [ show all ]
InvisibleModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/06/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate
Get in here, we have to talk
    #23581244 - 08/26/16 06:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Alright here's the deal
No one seems to know the truth bout this but I'd like to hear some opinions.

First of all, have you witnessed female ejaculation (squirting) before?

Second of all, do you believe in it, or do you simply think they're pissing?

I for one completely believe in it.
I was with a girl who would always do it and it never tasted/smelled like piss.

Also, Alyssa I'm sorry but you're banned from the thread. I can't handle the mental image of anything coming out of your Au naturale vagine


--------------------
Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePatrickKn
I'm a teapot


Registered: 07/10/11
Posts: 20,564
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23581254 - 08/26/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's piss man.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/06/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
    #23581258 - 08/26/16 06:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's fuckin not


--------------------
Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePartoftheSource
NAUT GUILTY
 User Gallery


Registered: 05/27/15
Posts: 3,023
Loc: MIDWEST
Last seen: 5 years, 11 months
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23581259 - 08/26/16 06:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ya. Whats up.
Questions that need answerssssss.

Do you think this a reflex that all women have? I mean, do you think most women are repressing it or is it just something that happens with some of them more easily then others?

If it's piss why do they have this urge during an orgasm?


--------------------
Shroomery Stickers!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/06/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23581263 - 08/26/16 07:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I think many can given the right stimulus but I also think some women probably can't due to a variety of reasons (chronic dehydration/weak vag/etc)


--------------------
Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinetwiztidthoughts
Stranger


Registered: 08/10/08
Posts: 521
Loc: Central Alabama
Last seen: 4 years, 7 months
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23581331 - 08/26/16 07:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

First post in many years, and this is the perfect thread to use it on.

I should bring up the fact that sometimes this ejaculation can be a white creamy viscous liquid, which is very unlike Piss. Other times it seems to be completely clear and more piss-like.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblelarry.fisherman
shoulda died already
I'm a teapot

Registered: 11/03/12
Posts: 36,294
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: twiztidthoughts] * 1
    #23581343 - 08/26/16 07:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's not piss imo


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinekoods
Ribbit
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,066
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 1 hour, 2 minutes
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: twiztidthoughts] * 1
    #23581367 - 08/26/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

twiztidthoughts said:
First post in many years, and this is the perfect thread to use it on.

I should bring up the fact that sometimes this ejaculation can be a white creamy viscous liquid, which is very unlike Piss. Other times it seems to be completely clear and more piss-like.



Urinary tract infection


--------------------
NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePartoftheSource
NAUT GUILTY
 User Gallery


Registered: 05/27/15
Posts: 3,023
Loc: MIDWEST
Last seen: 5 years, 11 months
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23581372 - 08/26/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Hasn't a specimen of this secretion been sent to a lab yet to be scientifically analyzed?

For Science!


--------------------
Shroomery Stickers!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/06/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: PartoftheSource] * 3
    #23581383 - 08/26/16 07:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'll set up a lab in my basement
Ladies, send me thy jizz

:hamletmonkey:


--------------------
Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinekoods
Ribbit
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,066
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 1 hour, 2 minutes
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23581387 - 08/26/16 07:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's pretty amazing this is still a debatable topic.


--------------------
NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinekoods
Ribbit
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,066
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 1 hour, 2 minutes
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23581396 - 08/26/16 07:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ModestMouse said:
I'll set up a lab in my basement
Ladies, send me thy jizz

:hamletmonkey:



You could probably buy squirt juice on eBay or the dark web.


--------------------
NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePrisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: koods]
    #23581402 - 08/26/16 07:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
It's pretty amazing this is still a debatable topic.





what's to debate. it's clearly female ejaculate (normal people call it piss, bitches like watersports)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePartoftheSource
NAUT GUILTY
 User Gallery


Registered: 05/27/15
Posts: 3,023
Loc: MIDWEST
Last seen: 5 years, 11 months
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23581419 - 08/26/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

koods said:
It's pretty amazing this is still a debatable topic.





what's to debate. it's clearly female ejaculate (normal people call it piss, bitches like watersports)




Hahah, this is the typical balance of all things. Male cum can create life, while female cum (or piss) has enough PH that it's toxic in a sense.


--------------------
Shroomery Stickers!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/06/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: koods] * 1
    #23581422 - 08/26/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

The question is, can you vape it?


--------------------
Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineakira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23581433 - 08/26/16 07:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

it's not the same urine that you pee, but it's basically a similar composition.

it is ejaculate, that is slightly differing in composition, but not by much.

if the girl doesn't squirt well, that's just wrong.

Quote:

ModestMouse said:
The question is, can you vape it?



yes, of course, you can vape anything liquid.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePartoftheSource
NAUT GUILTY
 User Gallery


Registered: 05/27/15
Posts: 3,023
Loc: MIDWEST
Last seen: 5 years, 11 months
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23581437 - 08/26/16 07:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ModestMouse said:
The question is, can you vape it?




I'm completely clueless on vaping female ejaculation, but apparently chefs have been using male ejaculation in food for a while now... wtf?

1. Semen is much, much more than just sperm.

Although many people use the words “sperm” and “semen” as if they were synonymous, how tragically wrong these mortal fools are! The truth is that sperm comprises only about 5-10% of any given male jizzload. The rest is comprised of rich, happy bodily fluids and a dazzling array of nutrients that aid, protect, and comfort the sperm in its long and arduous journey toward the haughty female egg.

2. Semen is so chock-full of nutrients, it’s a wonder that people don’t eat more of it.

Semen contains vitamin C, fructose, magnesium, phosphorus, potassium, vitamin B12, zinc, nitrogen, and calcium. The average male jizzwad is said to contain roughly as much protein as an egg white (chicken, not human eggs, of course). And all this life-giving nutrition will only set your diet back 20 calories!

3. The average size of a male jizzload is half a teaspoon.

Every male who’s reading this is grabbing a teaspoon and desperately checking to see how he measures up to others.

4. There are around 200 million sperm in an average human jizzload.

That’s roughly the same number of sperm in the average rabbit jizzload. The mighty pig, however, shoots out nearly eight billion little piggy wrigglers with every foul porcine orgasm.

5. Sperm take about 75 days to grow in the testes.

Just as men are always expected to be making money, they are always making sperm, too—roughly 1,500 every second. On average, these rambunctious li’l critters spend two and a half months developing inside a man’s scrotum before he suddenly murders them by the hundreds of millions during one wanton jackoff session to some online porn of questionable taste.

6. Sperm can live for up to five days inside a vagina, depending on how friendly the vagina is.


On average, sperm live about 24-48 hours once inside the human vagina. If the host female’s acidic balance is propitious, sperm can live up to five days inside her womb before perishing. In contrast, bat sperm can live up to 145 days, which should make every bat who’s reading this feel incredibly macho.

7. Sperm that is not ejaculated gets broken down and reabsorbed into the body.

If a man has an inactive sex life and can’t even be bothered to pleasure himself, sperm that stores up inside his body without being released will eventually die and be reabsorbed into his body like so much horse manure spread judiciously throughout a cornfield.

8. Men never stop making semen.

Although women stop producing eggs after menopause, men continue creating sperm and seminal fluid up until the day they croak. Science currently offers no answers regarding what happens to semen in the afterlife. It is not known whether semen exists in heaven, although it’s highly likely there’s plenty of semen in hell.

9. Good diet = good sperm.

Sperm count and quality can be greatly affected by a man’s dietary habits. Foods that will give you vibrant, healthy, muscular, happy, robust sperm include oysters, bananas, walnuts, asparagus, garlic, lean beef, and chocolate. It’s also important to drink plenty of water, because sperm spend their brief lives pretty much submerged in a swimming pool of your balls’ own making.

10. Bad diet = bad sperm.

If you want a healthy baby, put down the cigarettes and bongs, stay away from the vodka, say “no” to the bacon, cheese, cupcakes, and sausages, and drink decaf. That’s if you want a healthy baby—I didn’t say anything about having a happy life.

11. Some people use semen in their cooking recipes.

Well, at least one person does. This mysterious Semen Chef’s name is “Fotie Photenhauer,” and this shadowy person of dubious name and indeterminate gender has released a book called Natural Harvest: a collection of semen-based recipes.


From the book’s online description:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.
12. Obesity lowers sperm count and quality.

Gents, if your BMI is 25 or above, allow me to loudly ring the alarm bell and inform you that your sperm will be slower, fewer in number, and less capable of winning a Gold Medal in swimming than the sperm of slimmer men. What you choose to do about this fact is between you and your so-called “God.”

13. Most sperm are abnormal.

That’s right—”abnormal.” I didn’t say “weird.” I didn’t say that anyone should bully them. Many sperm are born with two heads or two tails. Sometimes their heads range in size from puny to enormous. Sometimes their tails are crooked. According to one website, “90% of sperm ejaculated are deformed.” So in this case, the “normal” ones are the “weird” ones.

14. Most sperm can’t even swim straight.

Upon being ejaculated into a moist and willing vagina, only about one in five sperm even have the basic common sense to start swimming upstream toward the female’s egg. Others will swim in circles. Yet others will simply tread water.

15. Sperm are either male or female.

Sperm will either carry a female “X” chromosome or a male “Y” chromosome—not both—which will eventually determine the baby’s sex. Male sperm allegedly swim faster, but female sperm are said to be stronger during that long, deadly Heart of Darkness-styled ride upstream toward the egg.

16. Those li’l tadpoles like it cold.

The main reason you have a scrotum in the first place is so that people can make fun of the word “scrotum.” The second reason you have a scrotum is that healthy sperm enjoy temperatures about seven degrees lower than the average human body temperature, so they like to “chill” by hanging in that disgusting little skin hammock between your legs. Men also produce more sperm in the winter than in the summer.


17. Those li’l tadpoles die when it gets hot.

If you spend too much time in hot tubs, you will effectively turn your sperm into hundreds of millions of boiled eggs, rendering you sterile—if that’s your idea of a good time. It can also lower your sperm count for up to six months. The condition is known as “scrotal hyperthermia.” Other instances of sperm-death-by-overheating can be caused by tight underwear and putting your laptop…in…your…lap.

18. Some women are allergic to semen.

The condition is known as “seminal plasma hypersensitivity” and can cause redness, swelling, itching, and burning in the vaginal area. It doesn’t mean she doesn’t like you. It only means that her body hates your sperm.

19. Semen makes a good cosmetic.

A compound in semen known as “spermine” is an antioxidant known to smooth wrinkles and alleviate acne. Spermine is featured in cosmetic creams offered by several swanky high-end spas to the tune of about $250 per tube. Surely there are more natural and frugal methods to obtain spermine? Whatever could they be?

20. Semen has antidepressant qualities.

Semen contains dozens of compounds that that have all been known to alleviate the psychological malady known as “the blues.” Semen is a mood-enhancing potion that contains cortisol, estrone, oxytocin, prolactin, melatonin, and serotonin.

21. Dead sperm can still fertilize an egg.

In laboratory settings, scientists have been able to fertilize female human eggs using dead human sperm. Apparently the DNA, dead or alive, is all that’s needed to start bakin’ a baby.

22. Frequent ejaculation improves sperm quality.

Even if you don’t want to reproduce, there is no reasonable or justifiable excuse for not ejaculating as frequently as possible, even if you’re forced to take matters into your own hands.

23. British spies in World War I used semen as invisible ink.

No, I’m not kidding. And the name of the high-ranking military-intelligence official who ordered a study on whether semen would make an effective invisible ink was “Mansfield Cumming.”

24. Wireless technology can damage sperm.

It’s not only the heat from a toasty laptop that can kill or harm your sperm—the very WiFi connection that allows you to post on Facebook twenty thousand times a day can potentially harm both sperm and eggs. Radiofrequency electromagnetic waves are thought to induce oxidative damage to both sperm and eggs.

25. It only takes one ball to get the ball rolling.

If you have only one testicle—like, say, you’re Lance Armstrong—you can still produce enough healthy sperm to reproduce


From: Here


--------------------
Shroomery Stickers!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineakira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: PartoftheSource] * 1
    #23581439 - 08/26/16 07:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:lolsy:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineChameleonTruffle
quadrihorny
Female User Gallery


Registered: 05/28/14
Posts: 371
Loc: Puerto Rico Flag
Last seen: 6 days, 13 hours
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23581453 - 08/26/16 07:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Who cares man get dirty drink fluids have fun
Also squirt doesn't come from the vagina
Right?? Never seen it coming from there.


--------------------
:potleaf: Legalize my iguana! :potleaf:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OnlineLogicaL ChaosM
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,360
Loc: The Inexpressible... Flag
Last seen: 6 seconds
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ChameleonTruffle]
    #23581602 - 08/26/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ive seen videos of squirting, definitely not piss. But i believe it comes out of the same hole that piss does (just like males).


Ive felt mild low-pressure squirting, its basically water-based natural lube, clearish, smells pleasant.

Vape it? nah dawg, but u can atomize it thou :solidnod:


--------------------
"What you must understand is that your physical dimension affects everyone in the higher dimensions as well. All things are interconnected. All things are One. Therefore, if one dimension is broken or out of balance, then all other dimensions will experience repercussions." - Pleiadian Prophecy 2020 The New Golden Age by James Carwin

PROJECT BLUE BOOK ANALYSIS! (312 pages!) | Psychedelics & UFOs | Ready to Contact UFOs? | The Source on Mushrooms:shroomeryhead:| Trippy Gematrix | Dj TeknoLogical | Fentanyl Test Kits R.I.P. Big Worm :tombstone: || The Start of the Ascension Process was 2020. Welcome to the Next Great Era of Earth 🌎🌍🌏                                                         
:sunny::bliss::mushroom2: Oregon Eclipse Festival 2017 :: Aug 19th - 21st :: Pure Paradise :mushroom2::bliss::sunny: :rainbowdrink: Very Effective LSA Extraction Tek :rainbowdrink: | 💧 Advanced Cold Water LSA Extraction Method 💧 | :cacti::bongload: Mescajuana - Mescaline with Marijuana | DMT Dab Bongs | UFO Technology! :shpongle:Shpongle:shpongle:   


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineakira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23581610 - 08/26/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
Ive seen videos of squirting, definitely not piss. But i believe it comes out of the same hole that piss does (just like males).


Ive felt mild low-pressure squirting, its basically water-based natural lube, clearish, smells pleasant.

Vape it? nah dawg, but u can atomize it thou :solidnod:




it's not piss but it's the same constitutes of piss. it's missing the dredge of the waste product from the kidney's.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/06/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23581639 - 08/26/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm gonna start a brand of ejuice composed of female ejaculate, with varying levels of nicotine.

I'll call it pussysauce vapor and make millions
Might have to enlist a bunch of women to get the sauce though, maybe i'll ask Piper Chapman.


--------------------
Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinekoods
Ribbit
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,066
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 1 hour, 2 minutes
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23581648 - 08/26/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

the FDA will never approve that.


--------------------
NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/06/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: koods] * 1
    #23581654 - 08/26/16 08:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm not gonna tell the FDA silly koodsy.
How much do you need to stay quiet?
:barbershreds:


--------------------
Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinekoods
Ribbit
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,066
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 1 hour, 2 minutes
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: koods] * 1
    #23581657 - 08/26/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

They wouldn't know what to put in the ingredient list. Active ingredient: Piss? Maybe some glandular fluid? Cum from the guy she just banged?.


--------------------
NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineakira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23581661 - 08/26/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

you never know until you try. if people don't buy it, well, the world just proves its inadequacy.

Quote:

Cum from the guy she just banged?.




they douche at the factory. c'mon man.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/06/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23581665 - 08/26/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You'd buy it right ol pal?
Also why has science not proven this one way or another re it's occurrence?


--------------------
Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinekoods
Ribbit
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,066
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 1 hour, 2 minutes
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23581670 - 08/26/16 08:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I wonder how many dudes got a face full of cum from the pool boy the wife just fucked.


--------------------
NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineakira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23581671 - 08/26/16 08:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

SCIENCE ALERT!"For the first time, scientists have discovered that women who 'squirt' are expelling one of two different types of liquid - one pure urine, and the other a combination of urine and fluid from the female prostate gland."


oh yeah, i'd buy it. i'm a feminist! :gameover:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineakira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: koods]
    #23581680 - 08/26/16 08:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
I wonder how many dudes got a face full of cum from the pool boy the wife just fucked.



this is why only virgins. :arabs:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinekoods
Ribbit
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,066
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 1 hour, 2 minutes
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23581694 - 08/26/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ok. The pool boy was a virgin


--------------------
NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineakira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: koods]
    #23581700 - 08/26/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

that's disgusting koods.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePartoftheSource
NAUT GUILTY
 User Gallery


Registered: 05/27/15
Posts: 3,023
Loc: MIDWEST
Last seen: 5 years, 11 months
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: koods] * 1
    #23581705 - 08/26/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It was really the milk man, in your bedroom (while you were away at work), with a dirty dick.


--------------------
Shroomery Stickers!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/06/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23581715 - 08/26/16 08:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's always colonel mustard


--------------------
Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePartoftheSource
NAUT GUILTY
 User Gallery


Registered: 05/27/15
Posts: 3,023
Loc: MIDWEST
Last seen: 5 years, 11 months
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse] * 2
    #23581722 - 08/26/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

He totally has that "I'm guilty of fucking your old lady and trying not to laugh about you bathing in my spooge" face.


--------------------
Shroomery Stickers!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OnlineLogicaL ChaosM
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,360
Loc: The Inexpressible... Flag
Last seen: 6 seconds
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23581725 - 08/26/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ModestMouse said:
I'm gonna start a brand of ejuice composed of female ejaculate, with varying levels of nicotine.

I'll call it pussysauce vapor and make millions
Might have to enlist a bunch of women to get the sauce though, maybe i'll ask Piper Chapman.




Do it Fight Club style and sell it back to the young mom niche who made it :wink:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/06/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23581729 - 08/26/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
He totally has that "I'm guilty of fucking your old lady and trying not to laugh about you bathing in my spooge" face.



HAHAHHAHHAHA

or like he ripped ass and he knows it's just about to hit the cameraman downwind of him


--------------------
Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinekoods
Ribbit
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,066
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 1 hour, 2 minutes
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse] * 2
    #23581732 - 08/26/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Why am I here?


--------------------
NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/06/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: koods]
    #23581739 - 08/26/16 08:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Because your parents weren't gay

:burn:


--------------------
Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinekoods
Ribbit
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,066
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 1 hour, 2 minutes
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23581742 - 08/26/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You can't prove that


--------------------
NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/06/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: koods]
    #23581747 - 08/26/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Shit hes right
:resignednonacceptance:


--------------------
Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinekoods
Ribbit
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,066
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 1 hour, 2 minutes
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: koods]
    #23581750 - 08/26/16 08:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Actually.., true story. I used to clear the history on my parents computer because my dad would do searches for squirting porn. I didn't want my mom to see, and my dad had no clue he was leaving a digital trail.


--------------------
NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OnlineLogicaL ChaosM
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,360
Loc: The Inexpressible... Flag
Last seen: 6 seconds
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: koods]
    #23582359 - 08/27/16 01:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

haha, thats embarassing.

I definitely left a digital trail as a kid, i was looking at WAY too much porno.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibletealeaf
Just Touch It
 User Gallery


Registered: 09/21/06
Posts: 2,907
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23582685 - 08/27/16 07:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Its definitely real and happened to me on a few different occasions going down on different women.

It was weird the first time, I was more in shock that I made that happen lol.

The other times it was more like :offthehook:

Btw, definitely NOT piss. 0 urea taste so don't see how it could be piss at all.


--------------------
:dancingbear:

SonicTitan said:
"Id rail the same amount of come to crack"

https://soundcloud.com/matty_dread

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ShrillGoldenChimpanzee-size_restricted.gif


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMatt87
Male User Gallery
Registered: 01/03/15
Posts: 3,339
Loc: Tennessee
Last seen: 4 days, 1 hour
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23582723 - 08/27/16 08:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
Hasn't a specimen of this secretion been sent to a lab yet to be scientifically analyzed?

For Science!



Malcom xtacy is some kind of scientist. Everyone send your samples to him!


--------------------

Once you understand the way broadly, you see it in all things. -Musashi


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibletealeaf
Just Touch It
 User Gallery


Registered: 09/21/06
Posts: 2,907
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: Matt87] * 1
    #23582731 - 08/27/16 08:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

http://www.sciencealert.com/here-s-where-female-ejaculation-comes-from-and-what-it-s-made-of

So basically to sum up this article.....

Quote:

So when females ejaculate during an orgasm, they either release plain old urine, or urine that's been diluted by fluids from the female prostate gland.




So basically I had girls squirting pee on my face because I made them cum so hard........yay me! :rocketcrotch:


--------------------
:dancingbear:

SonicTitan said:
"Id rail the same amount of come to crack"

https://soundcloud.com/matty_dread

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ShrillGoldenChimpanzee-size_restricted.gif


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMoonshoe
Blue Mantis
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/28/04
Posts: 27,202
Loc: Iceland
Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23582747 - 08/27/16 08:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
Hasn't a specimen of this secretion been sent to a lab yet to be scientifically analyzed?

For Science!




It has been. The conclusion was that female ejaculate is a mixture of urine and vaginal fluids but more than half piss and piss is in all squirts.

But it's not "just" piss either. In squirting porn it's generally entirely intentional
Piss I believe .

But when a girl does it during sex she is really cumming but what comes out is largely but not entirely urine.


--------------------


Everything I post is fiction.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | 3  [ show all ]

Shop: Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   Original Sensible Seeds Bulk Cannabis Seeds   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder   North Spore Bulk Substrate   Bridgetown Botanicals Bridgetown Botanicals


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Donating Sperm VoidOfsPg 812 13 03/10/06 03:50 PM
by PinballWizard
* donating your eggs/sperm... Delyrium 3,355 11 03/08/04 12:06 PM
by YouEnjoyMyself
* sperm bank inbreds psilog 694 3 12/21/05 01:49 AM
by HELLA_TIGHT
* Which shroomerites to you talk to?
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )
CaRnAgECaNdYS 7,269 80 02/07/05 03:26 PM
by BigNerd
* My talk with the racists at stormfront.
( 1 2 all )
JiminiCricket 11,065 28 04/19/15 10:31 AM
by zappaisgod
* Starting small talk Corporal Kielbasa 1,131 12 10/19/04 11:52 AM
by ChingChong
* Do you talk during sex?
( 1 2 3 4 all )
MOTH 6,617 60 09/17/04 03:16 AM
by silversoul7
* Sleep talking and sleep walking MOTH 1,782 14 05/19/04 04:56 PM
by Tomatadunothing

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
1,708 topic views. 2 members, 65 guests and 39 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.031 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 12 queries.