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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23581610 - 08/26/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
Ive seen videos of squirting, definitely not piss. But i believe it comes out of the same hole that piss does (just like males).


Ive felt mild low-pressure squirting, its basically water-based natural lube, clearish, smells pleasant.

Vape it? nah dawg, but u can atomize it thou :solidnod:




it's not piss but it's the same constitutes of piss. it's missing the dredge of the waste product from the kidney's.


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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23581639 - 08/26/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm gonna start a brand of ejuice composed of female ejaculate, with varying levels of nicotine.

I'll call it pussysauce vapor and make millions
Might have to enlist a bunch of women to get the sauce though, maybe i'll ask Piper Chapman.


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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23581648 - 08/26/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

the FDA will never approve that.


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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: koods] * 1
    #23581654 - 08/26/16 08:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm not gonna tell the FDA silly koodsy.
How much do you need to stay quiet?
:barbershreds:


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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: koods] * 1
    #23581657 - 08/26/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

They wouldn't know what to put in the ingredient list. Active ingredient: Piss? Maybe some glandular fluid? Cum from the guy she just banged?.


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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23581661 - 08/26/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

you never know until you try. if people don't buy it, well, the world just proves its inadequacy.

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Cum from the guy she just banged?.




they douche at the factory. c'mon man.


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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23581665 - 08/26/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You'd buy it right ol pal?
Also why has science not proven this one way or another re it's occurrence?


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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23581670 - 08/26/16 08:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I wonder how many dudes got a face full of cum from the pool boy the wife just fucked.


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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23581671 - 08/26/16 08:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

SCIENCE ALERT!"For the first time, scientists have discovered that women who 'squirt' are expelling one of two different types of liquid - one pure urine, and the other a combination of urine and fluid from the female prostate gland."


oh yeah, i'd buy it. i'm a feminist! :gameover:


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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: koods]
    #23581680 - 08/26/16 08:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I wonder how many dudes got a face full of cum from the pool boy the wife just fucked.



this is why only virgins. :arabs:


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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23581694 - 08/26/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ok. The pool boy was a virgin


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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: koods]
    #23581700 - 08/26/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

that's disgusting koods.


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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: koods] * 1
    #23581705 - 08/26/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It was really the milk man, in your bedroom (while you were away at work), with a dirty dick.


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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23581715 - 08/26/16 08:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's always colonel mustard


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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse] * 2
    #23581722 - 08/26/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

He totally has that "I'm guilty of fucking your old lady and trying not to laugh about you bathing in my spooge" face.


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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23581725 - 08/26/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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ModestMouse said:
I'm gonna start a brand of ejuice composed of female ejaculate, with varying levels of nicotine.

I'll call it pussysauce vapor and make millions
Might have to enlist a bunch of women to get the sauce though, maybe i'll ask Piper Chapman.




Do it Fight Club style and sell it back to the young mom niche who made it :wink:


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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23581729 - 08/26/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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He totally has that "I'm guilty of fucking your old lady and trying not to laugh about you bathing in my spooge" face.



HAHAHHAHHAHA

or like he ripped ass and he knows it's just about to hit the cameraman downwind of him


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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse] * 2
    #23581732 - 08/26/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Why am I here?


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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: koods]
    #23581739 - 08/26/16 08:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Because your parents weren't gay

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Re: Get in here, we have to talk [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23581742 - 08/26/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You can't prove that


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