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Patlal
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What's your ideal burger? 1
#23579754 - 08/26/16 12:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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What's your perfect burger?
What kind of meat would it contain? How would the patty be made? What would you put on it? What kind of bread would it have? What side would it come with? What would you wash it down with?
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Re: What's your ideal burger? [Re: Patlal]
#23579810 - 08/26/16 12:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Great question pat, I like a beef patty because I'm a normal person, an original sesame seed bun (fresh and good), a good amount of mayonnaise, a slice of American cheese, melted of course. Lastly, a single piece of lettuce. Wash it down with a sweet tea! Southern style I guess.
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Re: What's your ideal burger? [Re: Patlal]
#23579830 - 08/26/16 12:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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1/2 pound beef american cheese ketchup mustard lettuce tomato sesame seed bun steak fries water
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Re: What's your ideal burger? [Re: Patlal]
#23579851 - 08/26/16 12:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ground round with bleu cheese mixed therein at a ratio of 6 ounces of beef:1 ounce cheese. Lawry's seasoned salt would be mixed into the patty during that process. Patty would be formed in a press and cooked over charcoal, medium. Buns would be onion buns, toasted on the grill.
Nothing else belongs in the burger.
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Re: What's your ideal burger? [Re: Enlil]
#23579915 - 08/26/16 12:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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73% lean beef Lettuce Tomato Onion Gorgonzola cheese Frank's red hot A1 sauce Fried egg Mayo Ketchup Dijon mustard On an almond flour bun, with sweet potato fries on the side with honey mustard 
My burgers are always stacked as fuck
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Re: What's your ideal burger? [Re: Enlil]
#23579931 - 08/26/16 12:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Enlil said: Ground round with bleu cheese mixed therein at a ratio of 6 ounces of beef:1 ounce cheese. Lawry's seasoned salt would be mixed into the patty during that process. Patty would be formed in a press and cooked over charcoal, medium. Buns would be onion buns, toasted on the grill.
Nothing else belongs in the burger.
no bacon? I think that would be perfect with some bacon.
Edited by mt cleverest (08/26/16 12:55 PM)
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Re: What's your ideal burger? [Re: Patlal] 1
#23579938 - 08/26/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
What kind of bread would it have?
Hamburgers have buns, not bread, Canuck.
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Re: What's your ideal burger? [Re: Patlal]
#23579942 - 08/26/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: What's your perfect burger?
What kind of meat would it contain? Black bean patty How would the patty be made? by hand, from scratch, hella local What would you put on it? in order from bottom to top, starting at the patty - light pepperjack cheese, grilled onion (as a whole ring duh), tomato, romaine, avocado, lots of sriracha, some grilled mushrooms up in there. What kind of bread would it have? really grainy honey wheat bun, toasted What side would it come with? sweet potatoe fries What would you wash it down with?
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Re: What's your ideal burger? [Re: Patlal]
#23579948 - 08/26/16 12:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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A thick bison burger patty with some chipotle sauce and jalapeño flavouring mixed in the patty, flamebroiled with melted mozzarella on top at the end and set on a gently toasted ciabatta bun with spicy mayo, crisp lettuce, red onions, pickles, tomatoes, hint of mustard, couple onion rings and a fried egg on top.
I'd enjoy washing it down with a crisp, cold innis & gunn honey lager or a Kilkenny
*drool*
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Re: What's your ideal burger? [Re: Masked]
#23579957 - 08/26/16 01:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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A Buffalo Burger With Bacon, egg and cheese on top
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Re: What's your ideal burger? [Re: Big Worm]
#23579965 - 08/26/16 01:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Aussie burger with the lot. Nothing else comes close IMO:
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burgers that are served upside down drive me fucking insane and I have to rebuild em before I can eat it.
the patty goes on the bottom, and toppings come after.
that's why they're called toppings.
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What defines an Aussie burger?
I had burgers made from kangaroo meat when I was in Australia. They were good.
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I do bacon on regular cheeseburgers, but not bleu cheese burgers.
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Re: What's your ideal burger? [Re: Masked] 2
#23579978 - 08/26/16 01:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Whole wheat buns Grilled portobello mushroom marinated in soy sauce and rosemary in place of beef. Spinach Avocado Grilled red onions Tomato in place of ketchup Swiss cheese Yum!
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Re: What's your ideal burger? [Re: SARAtonin] 1
#23579984 - 08/26/16 01:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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That's not a burger.
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Re: What's your ideal burger? [Re: California]
#23579989 - 08/26/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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California said: What defines an Aussie burger?
I had a quick look but none or the recipes seem right. This blurred image was the most accurate representation I could find:

Doesn't help at all does it. It looked better in google images.
Oh well, Kangaroo meat is fucking amazing.
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It's a fucking penal colony. They'll eat anything down there.
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Re: What's your ideal burger? [Re: Enlil]
#23580009 - 08/26/16 01:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hey, agree to disagree. Personally I think you meaties are really limiting yourselves when it comes to burgers. I mean have your tried a portobello mushroom burger, or a black bean burger before? Done right, there's no going back, but believe me it can also be done very poorly. But I will admit time and time again I do miss the classic American cheese burger. And I'd be lying if I said I haven't been thinking about switching back to meat recently for health reasons.
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Re: What's your ideal burger? [Re: SARAtonin] 3
#23580019 - 08/26/16 01:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You mean a Portobello sandwich or a black bean sandwich? Yeah, love em both. I don't pretend that they're burgers, though.
You can drive a ford pinto and pretend it's a mustang if you want, but it only makes you look foolish.
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