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OfflineMeownap
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new poster, weird question
    #23578407 - 08/26/16 02:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Hello, I'm a cat.
      Lately, I've noticed that after eating my masters mushrooms I've noticed a problem with my vision. It's hard for me to focus my eyes together, and as an artist who deals with very up close details, it's become an issue.
      Is there any way for me to get them to focus better?


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Meownap]
    #23578409 - 08/26/16 02:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Become gay


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Meownap]
    #23578410 - 08/26/16 02:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Take more.:thumbsup:


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Meownap]
    #23578411 - 08/26/16 02:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe hppd? Lay off the high doses for awhile.


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Tuhdoww]
    #23578412 - 08/26/16 02:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Wait OP did you say you are your "masters" shrooms. Master of what ?


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23578417 - 08/26/16 02:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm a cat, and my owner left some mushrooms around.
My owner is my master cause he takes care of me


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Meownap]
    #23578425 - 08/26/16 02:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Is your master a SWIMmer, by any chance?


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
    #23578428 - 08/26/16 02:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

No, he'd drown.


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
    #23578431 - 08/26/16 02:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Cats are fucking stupid.


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Tuhdoww]
    #23578436 - 08/26/16 02:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You caught me, I'll stop being such a moron now.


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Meownap]
    #23578439 - 08/26/16 02:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Lols


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Tuhdoww] * 2
    #23578445 - 08/26/16 02:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

No way is this dude a cat. Cats have no master, only servants that scoop their poop and feed them.


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: pineninja]
    #23578477 - 08/26/16 03:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

pineninja said:
Take more.:thumbsup:





Perhaps this


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Meownap]
    #23578530 - 08/26/16 04:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It could be HPPD. I went through it for a few months once, it was worse in the morning or late at night.

Do you notice any visual effects, other than the focus issue, remain even when sober OP?

(BTW, SWIM/my pet unicorn type shit is outdated; you can freely talk in the first person here)


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23578564 - 08/26/16 04:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, guess I was just being a little overtly cautious.
No, I just notice poor focus issues at night time. I can tell when one of my eyes starts to... Drift downward? That's the best I can describe it right now.


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Meownap]
    #23578584 - 08/26/16 04:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

No kitty this is my pot pie


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Meownap]
    #23578587 - 08/26/16 04:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Sometimes I go cross eyed. I think im crazy tho so.


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Meownap]
    #23578590 - 08/26/16 05:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Meownap said:
Yeah, guess I was just being a little overtly cautious.
No, I just notice poor focus issues at night time. I can tell when one of my eyes starts to... Drift downward? That's the best I can describe it right now.



Sounds like it could be more of a physiological issue. Do you get free eye tests where you are like we do here?


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23578607 - 08/26/16 05:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

No, but I'm under insurance so I could go get an eye test for cheap.


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Meownap] * 1
    #23578631 - 08/26/16 05:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Meownap said:
No, but I'm under insurance so I could go get an eye test for cheap.




Be sure to tell the doctor you are a cat and you ate your master's shrooms.


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Meownap] * 1
    #23578691 - 08/26/16 06:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:fuckthisshit:

People to need to put this "I'm a cat" or "SWIM told me" shit to bed. Nobody gives a fuck about your personal drug use. There's no cop out there who's going to come after your ass because you said you ate some damn mushrooms on the shroomery. You're a nobody to them. You don't even register on the radar.

:chump:

LET'S MAKE THE PUB GREAT AGAIN AND END THIS NONSENSE


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Re: new poster, weird question [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #23578702 - 08/26/16 06:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Crazy_Horse said:
Quote:

Meownap said:
No, but I'm under insurance so I could go get an eye test for cheap.




Be sure to tell the doctor you are a cat and you ate your master's shrooms.




Prolly should just go to the vet


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