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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #23577496 - 08/25/16 07:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Acaterpillar said:
Get a new girl



Yeah, we're real cheap at Walmart. Once you've paid she's your girl. Seriously, do males ever understand that no, I'm not your girl, I'm my girl, and you can't get me because I'm not for sale? There's a good reason why I thought for the longest time that I was lesbian before realizing I'm bi.

Oh, to stay on topic, contraception rules, but the pill is sufficient on its own if used properly. Condoms are a must for mutilated dicks as the keratinized glans is abrasive. As for the terminology being employed, associating what I idealize as an act of love with raw hotdogs makes me a bit nauseated.


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I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: Alyssa]
    #23577516 - 08/25/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Sorry that my written dialogue isn't long winded in explaining the nuances of love and sex, but most of us realize that our partners are not our property. :rolleyes:

Also, you must have taken some horribly scarred up dicks to get burned by the glans. Try using more lube.
Me and most girls I've experienced this with agree that the most friction typically occurs on the shaft/labia minora during extended periods of rough sex.


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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: Alyssa]
    #23577518 - 08/25/16 08:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Fuckin hell. You guys are festering Petri dishes of STDs. No wonder the HIV rate is exploding for people under 24.


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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: Alyssa]
    #23577522 - 08/25/16 08:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
As for the terminology being employed, associating what I idealize as an act of love with raw hotdogs makes me a bit nauseated.




Hahaahahahhahaha

I died


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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: koods]
    #23577538 - 08/25/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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koods said:
Fuckin hell. You guys are festering Petri dishes of STDs. No wonder the HIV rate is exploding for people under 24.



I blame the abstinence based sex-ed programs. :crankey:


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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: koods]
    #23577540 - 08/25/16 08:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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koods said:
Fuckin hell. You guys are festering Petri dishes of STDs. No wonder the HIV rate is exploding for people under 24.



Not to mention all the syph and clap going around! We're gonna need some more penicillin over here, STAT!


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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
    #23577552 - 08/25/16 08:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Camwritesgonzo said:
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koods said:
Fuckin hell. You guys are festering Petri dishes of STDs. No wonder the HIV rate is exploding for people under 24.



Not to mention all the syph and clap going around! We're gonna need some more penicillin over here, STAT!



Not to mention all the heroin addicts. They ALL stop giving a shit about clean needles at some point.


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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: koods] * 1
    #23577566 - 08/25/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I disagree about needles
My buddy who was 6 years deep was religious about needle exclusivity and I followed suit.

Not saying junkies are the cleanest people but not every heroin user is infected


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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: koods]
    #23577591 - 08/25/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I think there's been some progress made on that front, but it's still a problem. There's been talk around Fargo about trying to implement a needle exchange, with the surge of OD cases in the last year or so, but who knows. It's hard to say whether they'd be able to get funding. I couldn't IV anything without a massive risk of endocarditis, even if I wanted to. I'd rather vacuum anyway.


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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: koods]
    #23577593 - 08/25/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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koods said:
Not to mention all the heroin addicts. They ALL stop giving a shit about clean needles at some point.



I don't share joints with heroin addicts, I don't even want to fistpump them to be honest, I don't want to be within 100 meters of them. Such callous disregard for the DNA code. I think all the "medical" advice about how you can't catch HIV except in certain ways is complete bullshit employed by the liberal establishment so that these people aren't quarantined; all it takes is infected blood, semen or feces entering your system and you're infected, no matter how it got there.


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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


Edited by Alyssa (08/25/16 08:42 PM)


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OfflineBlack_Sunset
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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: Alyssa]
    #23577918 - 08/25/16 10:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

my gf and I have rawdog for 1 year now i just pull out.


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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #23577943 - 08/25/16 10:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Black_Sunset said:
my gf and I have rawdog for 1 year now i just pull out.



Careful with that shit bro.
Never knocked a girl up from pulling out, but one of my ex's latched onto me right as I nutted and got preggo that way.

Worst part is she was supposed to be on birth control, but stopped taking it a few weeks prior and never told me.
Shit was so fucked. :nonono:


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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #23578090 - 08/25/16 11:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

Black_Sunset said:
my gf and I have rawdog for 1 year now i just pull out.



Careful with that shit bro.
Never knocked a girl up from pulling out, but one of my ex's latched onto me right as I nutted and got preggo that way.

Worst part is she was supposed to be on birth control, but stopped taking it a few weeks prior and never told me.
Shit was so fucked. :nonono:




thanks. yeah I trust her tremendously and she wouldn't do that. and we agreed on abortion as plan c (we did do plan b once).


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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it no mo' [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23578118 - 08/25/16 11:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

just get a vasectomy


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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: Alyssa]
    #23578119 - 08/25/16 11:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Alyssa said:
Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Get a new girl



Yeah, we're real cheap at Walmart. Once you've paid she's your girl. Seriously, do males ever understand that no, I'm not your girl, I'm my girl, and you can't get me because I'm not for sale? There's a good reason why I thought for the longest time that I was lesbian before realizing I'm bi.

Oh, to stay on topic, contraception rules, but the pill is sufficient on its own if used properly. Condoms are a must for mutilated dicks as the keratinized glans is abrasive. As for the terminology being employed, associating what I idealize as an act of love with raw hotdogs makes me a bit nauseated.




Let your dude rail your ass without condom and bam, you're nauseated and your feminism is still intact

:guiltyascharged:


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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #23578125 - 08/25/16 11:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Black_Sunset said:
Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

Black_Sunset said:
my gf and I have rawdog for 1 year now i just pull out.



Careful with that shit bro.
Never knocked a girl up from pulling out, but one of my ex's latched onto me right as I nutted and got preggo that way.

Worst part is she was supposed to be on birth control, but stopped taking it a few weeks prior and never told me.
Shit was so fucked. :nonono:




thanks. yeah I trust her tremendously and she wouldn't do that. and we agreed on abortion as plan c (we did do plan b once).




What's plan A n B?


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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: stzacrack]
    #23578137 - 08/25/16 11:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Plan B is a drug and I assume plan a is not getting pregnant.


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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: koods]
    #23578242 - 08/26/16 12:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Raw only, but I'm married so there has to be some benefit.


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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: koods]
    #23578269 - 08/26/16 12:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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koods said:
Plan B is a drug and I assume plan a is not getting pregnant.




:cookiemonster:


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Re: My babes said we couldn't rawdog it anymore [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23579028 - 08/26/16 09:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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ModestMouse said:
:oldman:
Fuckin Sancho
Smokin dope n rawdoggin
You're like my spirit animal if I didn't think twice about anything



:lolsy:


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