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Psyche delics
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Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like?
#23576948 - 08/25/16 05:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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They're hitting me with a 24 hour period to get drug tested so I have to go to some random doctors office tommorow to take it. Im planning on using a friends piss and storing it in a condom or shampoo bottle with those hand warmers. Ive never been drug tested or had a "pre employment physical" before Im just worried they might look when I go to pee or grab my balls and make me cough and find the pee lol. Im sure many of you guys had this done before?
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: Psyche delics]
#23576960 - 08/25/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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They usually have dogs that sniff out fake piss
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: Psyche delics]
#23576968 - 08/25/16 05:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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like the dog can tell if it came from you or not, it's science
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: shadyy]
#23576975 - 08/25/16 05:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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It can also tell if you've been naughty or nice So you better think twice about being a dick
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Psyche delics
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: shadyy]
#23576985 - 08/25/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: Psyche delics]
#23577007 - 08/25/16 05:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well you see first they give you a cup
And then u pee in it
And then u exit the stall and give it back to them
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: Psyche delics]
#23577015 - 08/25/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I just took a pre-employment drug test like a month ago. Random doc's office like you'll be doing. They sent me an email with an address, and said that I had 72 hours to take it.
Went up there, signed in, waited for about 15 minutes and then was called in. Doc took me back to a hallway where he asked me empty my pockets and put all my belongings into a locker. Then he handed me a cup and told me to go into the room and piss into it. I went into the room and did it, came back out, and then he told me I could get my shit and leave.
That was it.
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: Niffla]
#23577021 - 08/25/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I wonder if 3 days is standard for that I'll actually be getting tested next week at some point
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: Niffla]
#23577079 - 08/25/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cool how did you pass where you clean or did you use something to pass?
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: Psyche delics]
#23577101 - 08/25/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I used someone else's piss to pass mine. Pretty easy shit
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: Psyche delics]
#23577139 - 08/25/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Psyched delics said: Cool how did you pass where you clean or did you use something to pass?
I was clean. I knew it was coming so I laid off the bud.
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: Niffla]
#23577145 - 08/25/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sometimes, I think you Americans get a pretty sweet deal; guns, wide open wilderness, legal weed, cheap petrol.
Then I see threads about getting drug tested and I feel better about being English again. Fuck that shit sideways with a fucking broom.
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23577174 - 08/25/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ya dude the US is pretty fucked up about drugs in general.
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: Psyche delics]
#23577217 - 08/25/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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So is the world, you know about that psychoactive substances bill over here?? It's so fucking crooked I can see straight when I think about it. But in a country where weed is slowly moving towards legality, they piss test you to get a fucking job?!?!?!
I thought 'they' wanted people to have jobs? How can they deny you for something you smoked a week before?!?!
I really don't get it...
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23577237 - 08/25/16 06:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh ya, didnt they ban like everything that can get you remotely high? That shits fucked. Is drug testing illegal over there though or something?
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: Psyche delics]
#23577415 - 08/25/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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No idea about testing here, not AFAIK, never heard of it other than roadside.
Yeah, they banned everything that has a psychoactive effect. Other than, of course, alcohol, coffee, tobacco, and all the pharmaceutical poison.
Makes sense, right?
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23578894 - 08/26/16 08:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I got the pee and im taking it in an hour any final tips?
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: Psyche delics]
#23579000 - 08/26/16 08:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Psyched delics said: They're hitting me with a 24 hour period to get drug tested so I have to go to some random doctors office tommorow to take it. Im planning on using a friends piss and storing it in a condom or shampoo bottle with those hand warmers. Ive never been drug tested or had a "pre employment physical" before Im just worried they might look when I go to pee or grab my balls and make me cough and find the pee lol. Im sure many of you guys had this done before?
Lol, sucks to be you.
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: Alyssa] 1
#23579013 - 08/26/16 08:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I put the piss in a travel shampoo bottle, attach a TOE warmer (they stay at about 98 degrees and the drug test needs to be between 90-100) hand warmers get over 100 degrees.
Wear a few pairs of briefs and tuck it under your nuts, go in, pour it in the cup, piss in the toilet and then you're done.
They usually pour this blue liquid in the toilet so you cant dillute it
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Re: Whats a pre-employment physical/drug test like? [Re: Big Worm]
#23579127 - 08/26/16 09:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I drank one of the detox drinks and i tested negative for thc at my home test now im inbetween if I should actually take the test or use the other pee.
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