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Uses for white wine outside of cooking
#23576856 - 08/25/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have some bottles of white wine, and I'm trying to come up with ideas for what to use them for outside of drinking and cooking. I've considered using them as a solvent, but I have everclear which would work much better. It would be cool to make some absinthe, but I don't drink. What would you use them for if drinking weren't an option?
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Re: Uses for white wine outside of cooking [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23577058 - 08/25/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I guess there are none. Maybe I'll just pour it down the drain.
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Re: Uses for white wine outside of cooking [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23577184 - 08/25/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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could you clean with them?
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Use as a candle holder.
Use as a crap dildo.
Smash bottles over the back of the head of the person you like least in the world.
Get a funnel in the top of a bottle and have a spittoon in every room of your house.
Fill bottles with M&M's and ask your mates to do that thing where you put in and guess how many there are, winner takes tall.
The possibilities are literally endless....
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specialpeopleclub said: could you clean with them?
Never thought of that, but I guess it's possible.
I'm probably just going to give them to people as gifts since it's a fairly high-end wine.
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Re: Uses for white wine outside of cooking [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23577271 - 08/25/16 06:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You could distill them if you got the equipment, and time.
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Re: Uses for white wine outside of cooking [Re: concretelush]
#23577274 - 08/25/16 06:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Not a bad idea
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specialpeopleclub said: could you clean with them?
Terrible idea. Wine contains a hell of a lot more than just water and ethanol and will leave a sticky residue when it dries.
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Re: Uses for white wine outside of cooking [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
#23577345 - 08/25/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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ohcrapitsnico said: Terrible idea. Wine contains a hell of a lot more than just water and ethanol and will leave a sticky residue when it dries.
You want some wine?
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Re: Uses for white wine outside of cooking [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23577351 - 08/25/16 07:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar said:
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ohcrapitsnico said: Terrible idea. Wine contains a hell of a lot more than just water and ethanol and will leave a sticky residue when it dries.
You want some wine? 
Thanks but I don't like wine.
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Re: Uses for white wine outside of cooking [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
#23577372 - 08/25/16 07:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ah yeah, I forgot you're not much of a drinker.
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Re: Uses for white wine outside of cooking [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
#23577376 - 08/25/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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ohcrapitsnico said:
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specialpeopleclub said: could you clean with them?
Terrible idea. Wine contains a hell of a lot more than just water and ethanol and will leave a sticky residue when it dries.
the only things good about wine is drinking and cooking.
you really think you can open a bottle and clean with it? kind of what it is selected for, flavor towards the pallet. if you are talking sub 5$ bottles then who cares right?
worst case is you same 100$ for gifts.
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Re: Uses for white wine outside of cooking [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23577385 - 08/25/16 07:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I would probably try distilling them into brandy too. Maybe just save them to use in punch for a party. I'm partial to beer as the base liquid, but I could see a sangria kind of base good too.
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Re: Uses for white wine outside of cooking [Re: DustBunny]
#23577457 - 08/25/16 07:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Molotov cocktails
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Re: Uses for white wine outside of cooking [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
#23577502 - 08/25/16 07:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar said:
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ohcrapitsnico said: Terrible idea. Wine contains a hell of a lot more than just water and ethanol and will leave a sticky residue when it dries.
You want some wine? 
Thanks but I don't like wine. 
You have a fucking wine cooler. Put some wine in there.
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Re: Uses for white wine outside of cooking [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23577503 - 08/25/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wine isn't a high enough proof for a molotov, you scrub
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Re: Uses for white wine outside of cooking [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23577504 - 08/25/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Uses for white wine outside of cooking [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23577507 - 08/25/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Why can't you drink them?
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Re: Uses for white wine outside of cooking [Re: koods]
#23577517 - 08/25/16 08:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't drink alcohol. Not for another 3 years at least. You know, sundancing and all.
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Re: Uses for white wine outside of cooking [Re: Acaterpillar] 1
#23577543 - 08/25/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar said: Ah yeah, I forgot you're not much of a drinker.
I got him drunk on New Years.
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