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something super extreme
NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA!


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#23572071 - 08/24/16 07:32 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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eat like alot of peperowni the night before then u wake up and take a shit and its really musty and stank like so bad you have to not take deep braths cause it overwhelm u and factually make u gag but
u realize it honestly smell kinda good cuz its ur own poop like when ur at work and some other dude bombs the shitter u cant even walk up in that mahfugga it smell like your granny just drag her old ass in there and died a week ago
yea?
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1234go
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Yeah bro, nuttin like dat name brand.
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Mental Taco



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Full pepperoni shitpost
And then you put your nose inside your shirt to make the smeell go away but it just makes it worse cuz your shirt becomes a stink tent of what your sitting on top of.
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1234go
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Quote:
Mental Taco said: And then you put your nose inside your shirt to make the smeell go away
No, did you even read the OP?
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NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA!


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#23572169 - 08/24/16 08:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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¿have u ever take shit so big it was like reverse dry smash ur own shit box?
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Vriska Serket
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one time i was on a two week long heroin binge and i ate white castle like 4 times during those two weeks and when i finally took a shit at the end of those two weeks it felt like i was shitting out a fucking diamond. damn near went super saiyan tryna push that shit out
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NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA!


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fuckin hella, dude
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1234go
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I live for reverse box smash.
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Jokeshopbeard
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Vriska Serket said: when i finally took a shit at the end of those two weeks it felt like i was shitting out a fucking diamond. damn near went super saiyan tryna push that shit out
Ugh. Heroin constipation. Man that shit hurts so bad.
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howsyournaggerdoin
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Once i ate meat all day and when i was on the toilet the day afterwards the shit ripped my asshole apart. This is no exaggeration blood was comming out of my asshole. Also it wouldnt flush and almost clogged the toilet.
Usually i love taking a giant dump because its such a relieve when its over. This one tho was quite dreadful
Edited by howsyournaggerdoin (08/25/16 05:05 AM)
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Abre Su Ohos
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one time i was baked and ate an entire container/bag thingy of pepperoni while watching a movie...
30 mins later i allllllllmost filled up a ten-gallon commercial use bucket, with my dark red vomit.
thats my pepperoni story.
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i would rather smell my poop than OPs poop
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something super extreme
NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA!


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my poop is cool
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1234go
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dank ass
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PLURAL
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10/10 would read again.
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#23583447 - 08/27/16 01:01 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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thx ill be workin on a new amd better post on monday
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