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OfflineAlyssa
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Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here...
    #23576386 - 08/25/16 03:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

...but I can pick up right where I left off, because everything's on the same trend (down the shitcan). As Terence said, culture is not your friend. It's shit-brained, he said, but culture enslaves the world today like never before. There was always a counterculture of some sort, but now there really is no alternative to the bleak, numbing lie that everyone lives. Even naturists, who run the best places that currently exist, are unable to face the truth about our nature as organisms. If it feels good, do it? What? Are you, like, a mental patient or something?

We really need to collectively give up the goddamn facade, strip everything down to the cold, hard facts and then examine what it is that scares people so much about reality. We should be following the divine commandments of the DNA code, but instead we follow bullshit society, bullshit culture and bullshit religion. Why? Because the DNA code is powerful as fuck. 1 trip to the neurogenetic circuit on psychedelics is all it takes to realize that this is something absolutely mind-blowingly huge, far beyond the capacity of quotidian thought to comment on. Even I couldn't handle salvia when I was on it, that's why I haven't done it in over 4 years, but unlike everyone else, I can handle perfectly well the insight that it gave me.

Oh, I was wrong about vaginal sex. I'd gotten carried away with my (open and honest) anti-male bias. 1 go with a vibrator was enough to convince me that I was talking bullshit. Anal sex, however, I'm sure I was totally right about (for those that don't remember: how is this ever consensual?). I would never do that shit, you couldn't pay me enough (seeing as I'm not a prostitute). It's unnatural, the product of a sick society, unless you're talking about penetrating a male, in which case there's a prostate gland that lends some credence to the idea that it's pleasurable.

Anyway, I'm back. Maybe someone missed me. If no one gave a flying fuck or even noticed I was gone, I wouldn't be at all surprised or affected, I'm totally used to it by now.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa] * 3
    #23576399 - 08/25/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Anal rulez


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576407 - 08/25/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Terence was a beautiful loon, rest in peace.

Don't know you but welcome back.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576409 - 08/25/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Alyssa said:
Anyway, I'm back. Maybe someone missed me. If no one gave a flying fuck or even noticed I was gone, I wouldn't be at all surprised or affected, I'm totally used to it by now.



I didn't even know you existed. Interesting welcome back post though.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: stzacrack]
    #23576439 - 08/25/16 03:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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stzacrack said:
Anal rulez





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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23576445 - 08/25/16 03:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
Interesting welcome back post though.



Glad you thought so.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: K-9 Unit]
    #23576451 - 08/25/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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MissAlice said:
rest in peace.



Indeed. Not a loon at all, but definitely beautiful.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576456 - 08/25/16 03:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Welcome back

inb4 10 pages of jimmies


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576477 - 08/25/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
Quote:

MissAlice said:
rest in peace.



Indeed. Not a loon at all, but definitely beautiful.



He's taught me more than I could ever express or say but in all honestly the time wave zero stuff was a tab bit silly. But yes, not a loon.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Blend]
    #23576491 - 08/25/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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deadendeavor said:
Welcome back

inb4 10 pages of jimmies



Oh yeah, how did I forget to mention circumcision? Here's a good article: http://www.glamour.com/story/uncircumcised-penis-vs-circumcised-penis It covers the main points, it just doesn't go in depth about the science (30,000 nerve endings lost in the damage).


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: K-9 Unit]
    #23576498 - 08/25/16 03:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MissAlice said:
He's taught me more than I could ever express or say but in all honestly the time wave zero stuff was a tab bit silly. But yes, not a loon.



He was just off by 40 years.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23576504 - 08/25/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I've buttfucked my gf 4 days in a row now. She loves it, came super hard. Sploosh brah.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576536 - 08/25/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I agree with everything cept the part about anal sex with females, many women enjoy it a lot.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576538 - 08/25/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

welcome back :smile:

as a human who owns a vagina, however, i must say, in my honest opinion, your outlook on anal sex is..... interesting?
This question is probably for a diff thread, maybe even the ladies night sub, but... care to elaborate on why you feel this way? Bc in my experience, its never NOT been consensual... and to be quite honest ive always found it to be pretty enjoyable.

but then again, i guess i could be an anomaly......

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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576542 - 08/25/16 03:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Sup lady


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23576559 - 08/25/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

greetings and salutations


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: plasma]
    #23576563 - 08/25/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

and anal sucks


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: plasma]
    #23576567 - 08/25/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You've just never had good anal. I mean it's not some earth shattering experience, but if you take your time you can be hella slamming some serious shitbox. It's not better than pussy, just tight in a different way.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: larry.fisherman] * 4
    #23576592 - 08/25/16 04:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I remember you. I remember a rant about how shaving pubic hair means you're supporting pedofiles. Or that everyone should stop having sex for a few decades. Pretty much every thread you made was a window into your sexual repression. :lol:


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23576601 - 08/25/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That was her? :lol:

Shaved pussy is great. Fucking facists :nonono:


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: plasma]
    #23576606 - 08/25/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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plasma said:
and anal sucks




lol hmmmmm oookayyy ... :douchewink:


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23576608 - 08/25/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

PatrickKn said:
I remember you. I remember a rant about how shaving pubic hair means you're supporting pedofiles. Or that everyone should stop having sex for a few decades. Pretty much every thread you made was a window into your sexual repression. :lol:


:freud:



Well, let's see, who doesn't naturally have pubic hair? Oh, that's right, children. If I said everyone should stop having sex for a few decades, someone must have mixed some crack in with my weed. What I believe I said was that everyone should stop reproducing for a few decades so that we can fix this hellhole of a world. Contraception is the shit.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23576612 - 08/25/16 04:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I remember you


You are a :trollhide:


My rating of you, along with all your other negative ones, says it all


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23576616 - 08/25/16 04:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

PatrickKn said:
I remember you. I remember a rant about how shaving pubic hair means you're supporting pedofiles. Or that everyone should stop having sex for a few decades. Pretty much every thread you made was a window into your sexual repression. :lol:


:freud:





So this :lol:


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576620 - 08/25/16 04:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

How do you know all kids don't have pubes? Some kids come with beards. Get with the program, shaved pussy is the shiznit. Smoothness for the ball slapping and slippery hand action. Stop trying to oppress our vaginas!


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: plasma]
    #23576635 - 08/25/16 04:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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plasma said:
greetings and salutations



You on that HHH shit?!


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23576636 - 08/25/16 04:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Connoisseur said:
I agree with everything cept the part about anal sex with females, many women enjoy it a lot.



Good to hear you agree with everything else, that gives me hope for the shroomery. As far as anal, maybe it's because I was traumatized by goatse.cx when I was 14. I so wished I could unsee that. At 28 I just find it somewhat interesting, I even have the full photoshoot from alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.male.anal on my computer. Yes, he does in fact fit 2 jumbo buttplugs up there.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576640 - 08/25/16 04:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Alyssa said:
Quote:

PatrickKn said:
I remember you. I remember a rant about how shaving pubic hair means you're supporting pedofiles. Or that everyone should stop having sex for a few decades. Pretty much every thread you made was a window into your sexual repression. :lol:


:freud:



Well, let's see, who doesn't naturally have pubic hair? Oh, that's right, children. If I said everyone should stop having sex for a few decades, someone must have mixed some crack in with my weed. What I believe I said was that everyone should stop reproducing for a few decades so that we can fix this hellhole of a world. Contraception is the shit.




I agree with you on reproduction but your thoughts on pubic hair are just silly


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576643 - 08/25/16 04:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Alyssa said:
Quote:

Connoisseur said:
I agree with everything cept the part about anal sex with females, many women enjoy it a lot.



Good to hear you agree with everything else, that gives me hope for the shroomery. As far as anal, maybe it's because I was traumatized by goatse.cx when I was 14. I so wished I could unsee that. At 28 I just find it somewhat interesting, I even have the full photoshoot from alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.male.anal on my computer. Yes, he does in fact fit 2 jumbo buttplugs up there.




goatse has nothing to do with anal sex lol


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576645 - 08/25/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm sure you just need a nice man to go slow with your bum bum. You could make a shroomery ad in the marketplace. "Need nice man for consensual anal sex"


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23576651 - 08/25/16 04:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Connoisseur said:
your thoughts on pubic hair are just silly



Why?


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576686 - 08/25/16 04:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If I shave my head and a woman finds it attractive, is she a pedo because babies don't have a full head of hair? Your logic sounds like shit I'd relate when I'm all spun. This is kind of like this, which is sort of like this, so this is that. It basic generalization, which is often a really bad way to evaluate things with a complete perspective.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa] * 2
    #23576694 - 08/25/16 04:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

because finding shaved genitals appealing is not an indication someone is a pedophile


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa] * 2
    #23576710 - 08/25/16 04:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Welcome back, Alyssa.  I had noticed you stopped posting a couple months back.  I don't always agree with your opinions, but you definitely diversify the place, so I'm glad to see you again.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23576736 - 08/25/16 04:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Connoisseur said:
because finding shaved genitals appealing is not an indication someone is a pedophile



Quote:

XLCaps said:
If I shave my head and a woman finds it attractive, is she a pedo because babies don't have a full head of hair? Your logic sounds like shit I'd relate when I'm all spun. This is kind of like this, which is sort of like this, so this is that. It basic generalization, which is often a really bad way to evaluate things with a complete perspective.



It depends on if she wants you to shave your whole body, in that case she's looking for a baby. If not, your logic just failed. Anyway, I'm happy with my untamed jungle between my not shaved legs, I feel like I'm adequately giving the finger to society when I wear shorts. I sit with them open as well (womanspreading). And I'm definitely happy to never bring a razor anywhere near my pleasure organ, it makes me shiver just thinking about shaving near my priceless girl parts.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23576740 - 08/25/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
Welcome back, Alyssa.  I had noticed you stopped posting a couple months back.  I don't always agree with your opinions, but you definitely diversify the place, so I'm glad to see you again.



Thank you! Glad to see you as well.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576755 - 08/25/16 04:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i dunno you but you're in my crew now

ride or fucking die bitch


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #23576757 - 08/25/16 04:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

vriska I forgot do you have a penis?
:barbershreds:


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23576763 - 08/25/16 04:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I certainly don't fella


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    #23576764 - 08/25/16 04:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:barbershreds:


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23576766 - 08/25/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

can you explain please to me what emotion that face is supposed to convey?

i honestly hate the little picture things around here they all fucking confuse me


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    #23576772 - 08/25/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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i honestly hate the little picture things around here they all fucking confuse me



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    #23576774 - 08/25/16 04:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

look fucker I just bumped your overall rating up to a 5 the least you can do is humor me


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #23576775 - 08/25/16 04:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Penises are for squares.

Hey, as a female, and in the spirit of the thread,  do you find a shaved package to be pedoey? Or is it just like, "Hey this is great I don't have hair in my mouth"?


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #23576777 - 08/25/16 04:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

it means what you think it does


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    #23576778 - 08/25/16 04:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I don't like sex


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    #23576782 - 08/25/16 04:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

well im taking it to mean "vriska you are my friend and ally and I will love you platonically forever"


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    #23576785 - 08/25/16 05:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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i dunno you but you're in my crew now

ride or fucking die bitch


Vriska 2016



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    #23576800 - 08/25/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Hey, as a female, and in the spirit of the thread,  do you find a shaved package to be pedoey? Or is it just like, "Hey this is great I don't have hair in my mouth"?



Most definitely pedoey. I love having hair in my mouth and in my hands, I kiss it and caress it and adore it.


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    #23576804 - 08/25/16 05:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I don't like sex



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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576814 - 08/25/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Hey, as a female, and in the spirit of the thread,  do you find a shaved package to be pedoey? Or is it just like, "Hey this is great I don't have hair in my mouth"?



Most definitely pedoey. I love having hair in my mouth and in my hands, I kiss it and caress it and adore it.



That's cool, fair enough. I don't do either of that, I was just curious. By the way don't mind me if I'm on you about this shit I'm just bored and my posting style seems to come with a lot different connotation than what I intend. :lol:

What exactly is sexy about the hair though? I don't know, maybe I'm just adverse because I'm a hairy man and I don't like it.


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    #23576815 - 08/25/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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As a straight man who's afraid of heights I find your avatar oppressive
I've notified administration accordingly
Have a nice day
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OK. I took the background and the lion rampant from the cover art of Lynda's albums Polen and Celestial, which although not necessarily intended to, form the phrase "polen celestial" (celestial pollen). I'm stardust.


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I remember you, and your hardcore ways....

You a tough nut to crack, hardcore to the bone.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23576826 - 08/25/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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What exactly is sexy about the hair though? I don't know, maybe I'm just adverse because I'm a hairy man and I don't like it.



Because it's natural, I'm an all-natural girl. Your DNA codes for all that hair, which is awesome. Why don't you like it?


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    #23576830 - 08/25/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

#nohair
#nosmell

At least shave the sides and run a 2 guard over that shit. Geez.


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    #23576833 - 08/25/16 05:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I remember you, and your hardcore ways....

You a tough nut to crack, hardcore to the bone.



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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576834 - 08/25/16 05:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

sorry yo, i rarely use it myself


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576844 - 08/25/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Hey, as a female, and in the spirit of the thread,  do you find a shaved package to be pedoey? Or is it just like, "Hey this is great I don't have hair in my mouth"?



Most definitely pedoey. I love having hair in my mouth and in my hands, I kiss it and caress it and adore it.




Damn... Have you ever made a girl put lotion on?


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    #23576846 - 08/25/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Indeed.


So i gotta ask, what made u come back after this looooooooong break?


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Starstepper]
    #23576858 - 08/25/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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#nohair
#nosmell

At least shave the sides and run a 2 guard over that shit. Geez.



I love body odor, I find it very sexy. I hate how society requires everyone to bathe and use deodorant, I want to be able to smell myself and other people regardless of their level of attractiveness (if she or he is attractive, even better). So I don't use it. I fart as well, I don't give a fuck.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576867 - 08/25/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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What exactly is sexy about the hair though? I don't know, maybe I'm just adverse because I'm a hairy man and I don't like it.



Because it's natural, I'm an all-natural girl. Your DNA codes for all that hair, which is awesome. Why don't you like it?



Because I'm "above average" hairy, I think. Girls tend to be softer and smooshy and cuddly and stuff. All smooth and whatnot. I'm not even talking about hair lol. I feel like most girls like something a little like that, or maybe I'm way off base. Lots of guys aren't hairy at all, my chest for instance makes me look like some kind of wildebeest if I don't atleast trim it. Basically what I'm saying is that makes me the minority, I think. Not that I'm gazing and taking notes of all the dudes I see. Maybe it's sort of like a hygiene thing, like wanting to be most presentable for a partner. I'm not really sure. Societal conditioning doesn't help, but I feel it's truly a personal preference rather than an imposed idea.


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    #23576868 - 08/25/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Damn... Have you ever made a girl put lotion on?



I never make anyone do anything, she can decide to put lotion on, but if she doesn't strip her natural oils with soap, shower gel, etc. she doesn't need it.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576883 - 08/25/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That's fine you can date other hairy smelly people and happily breed new strains of body odor.

I'll keep my gf that has laser hair removal and keep a nice 2 fade on mine for the no smell approach.

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    #23576897 - 08/25/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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welcome back :smile:

as a human who owns a vagina, however, i must say, in my honest opinion, your outlook on anal sex is..... interesting?
This question is probably for a diff thread, maybe even the ladies night sub, but... care to elaborate on why you feel this way? Bc in my experience, its never NOT been consensual... and to be quite honest ive always found it to be pretty enjoyable.

but then again, i guess i could be an anomaly......

:clintonshuh:






why don't i get my question answered? mehrrrrr.....

i didnt mean to b disrespectful, or something, im just truly honestly curious as to why you think a woman who enjoys anal is a prostitute or whore or whatev.....

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    #23576901 - 08/25/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have some experience with a hairy pussy and it didn't smell. It just depends on the hygiene of the person among other stuff. Hair does not equal smell.. to assume so is so horribly uninformed.


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    #23576917 - 08/25/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Because I'm "above average" hairy, I think. Girls tend to be softer and smooshy and cuddly and stuff. All smooth and whatnot. I'm not even talking about hair lol. I feel like most girls like something a little like that, or maybe I'm way off base. Lots of guys aren't hairy at all, my chest for instance makes me look like some kind of wildebeest if I don't atleast trim it. Basically what I'm saying is that makes me the minority, I think. Not that I'm gazing and taking notes of all the dudes I see. Maybe it's sort of like a hygiene thing, like wanting to be most presentable for a partner. I'm not really sure. Societal conditioning doesn't help, but I feel it's truly a personal preference rather than an imposed idea.



Societal conditioning is some serious bullshit. I find more hair more attractive because it means more testosterone, which applies equally to females and males as a libido enhancer. In females I'm ambivalent about the quantity of hair as estradiol is an equally potent libido enhancer. I'm against hormone supplements though, because the results aren't natural. As far as hygiene, I prefer no personal hygiene other than brushing teeth (with fluoride-free toothpaste). The aroma of an unbathed, non-deodorant-or-perfume-wearing attractive person is so erotic. In case you're wondering, I'm pansexual.


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    #23576925 - 08/25/16 05:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Hairy bitches are most likely she males or as society calls them lesbian


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    #23576929 - 08/25/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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i dunno you but you're in my crew now

ride or fucking die bitch


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    #23576941 - 08/25/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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why don't i get my question answered? mehrrrrr.....

i didnt mean to b disrespectful, or something, im just truly honestly curious as to why you think a woman who enjoys anal is a prostitute or whore or whatev.....

:awenuhuh:



I would never say that. You don't know me. What I said was that no one could pay me to do it because I'm not a prostitute. Massive difference. I respect your preference because it's your body, you can do what you want to it. I still think it's unnatural to open the anal cavity from the outside unless the prostate is being targeted, but sexual variations are inevitable. If it feels good, do it. Personally I would never stick anything up my ass, it would hurt like hell because my personality keeps my anus tightly closed unless I'm shitting or farting (anal-retentive-expulsive).


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    #23576955 - 08/25/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Hairy bitches are most likely she males or as society calls them lesbian



Do you have anything constructive to add to the conversation or just misogyny and homophobia?


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    #23576963 - 08/25/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Indeed.


So i gotta ask, what made u come back after this looooooooong break?



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    #23577060 - 08/25/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I have some experience with a hairy pussy and it didn't smell. It just depends on the hygiene of the person among other stuff. Hair does not equal smell.. to assume so is so horribly uninformed.





I never said hair equals smell. I simply stated #nohair #nosmell. To clarify , usually a girl that primps the pussy has good hygiene. I like the odds on the primped much better than the non primped and I also just don't like bush.

It breaks my heart in your experience you have only encountered one hairy pussy. To see such a low number of pussies is to be horribly deprived of pussy.


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    #23577098 - 08/25/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Anal cavities are for dry smashing

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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Starstepper]
    #23577114 - 08/25/16 06:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
I have some experience with a hairy pussy and it didn't smell. It just depends on the hygiene of the person among other stuff. Hair does not equal smell.. to assume so is so horribly uninformed.





I never said hair equals smell. I simply stated #nohair #nosmell. To clarify , usually a girl that primps the pussy has good hygiene. I like the odds on the primped much better than the non primped and I also just don't like bush.

It breaks my heart in your experience you have only encountered one hairy pussy. To see such a low number of pussies is to be horribly deprived of pussy.



Most girls shave :shrug:

Even the hairy one did eventually.

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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23577132 - 08/25/16 06:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Anal cavities are for dry smashing

/thread




Good point.

Anal Bleaching. Yay or nay?

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XLCaps said:

Most girls shave :shrug:
Even the hairy one did eventually.
My pussy count is chill bro don't worry about me. :lol:




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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Starstepper]
    #23577472 - 08/25/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If she has the means to, then by all means!

She most definitely has to practice superb hygiene and demonstrate it consistently for a period of time before the dry smash can ensue


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: plasma]
    #23577477 - 08/25/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah it can't be one of those borderliners
Where it's like hon I can't kiss you your breathe stinks and your pussy is literally attracting seagulls


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23577510 - 08/25/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Yeah it can't be one of those borderliners
Where it's like hon I can't kiss you your breathe stinks and your pussy is literally attracting seagulls



My God, such repression of our nature. The female love organs naturally smell somewhat reminiscent of fish and I love it. I only bathe when I feel like it and I never use soap.


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    #23577515 - 08/25/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Have you ever been around gulls


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    #23577548 - 08/25/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Have you ever been around gulls



I haven't lived near them since before I reached puberty so I can't say for sure whether they would mistake me for food. As you can see, as far as people are concerned, I really don't care what they think of me. I can completely satisfy myself by smoking weed and masturbating.


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    #23577592 - 08/25/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Have you ever been around gulls



I haven't lived near them since before I reached puberty so I can't say for sure whether they would mistake me for food. As you can see, as far as people are concerned, I really don't care what they think of me. I can completely satisfy myself by smoking weed and masturbating.




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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23577935 - 08/25/16 10:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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We really need to collectively give up the goddamn facade, strip everything down to the cold, hard facts and then examine what it is that scares people so much about reality. We should be following the divine commandments of the DNA code, but instead we follow bullshit society, bullshit culture and bullshit religion.




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divine commandments of the DNA code




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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23578070 - 08/25/16 11:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Kinko said:
Hairy bitches are most likely she males or as society calls them lesbian



Do you have anything constructive to add to the conversation or just misogyny and homophobia?




Keepin misogyny homophobia and racism alive, 2016
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    #23578083 - 08/25/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Yeah it can't be one of those borderliners
Where it's like hon I can't kiss you your breathe stinks and your pussy is literally attracting seagulls



My God, such repression of our nature. The female love organs naturally smell somewhat reminiscent of fish and I love it. I only bathe when I feel like it and I never use soap.





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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23578202 - 08/26/16 12:00 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
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ModestMouse said:
Yeah it can't be one of those borderliners
Where it's like hon I can't kiss you your breathe stinks and your pussy is literally attracting seagulls



My God, such repression of our nature. The female love organs naturally smell somewhat reminiscent of fish and I love it. I only bathe when I feel like it and I never use soap.



Quote:



My dick smells of fish if I don't wash it but that shit is fucking gross.. Put the acid and patchouli down and step away from the children.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: thenagual]
    #23578304 - 08/26/16 01:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Plenty of women love anal,although I've always wondered how men or women could like anything up the ass . I got one of those twisted prostate stims and it did stimulate it but it fucking hurts to have anything up your asshole. Imo at least. OP is just saying a whole bunch of shit that doesn't mean anything. How would you strip down reality? That's not a question.  Also salvia is one of the least thought provoking psychedelics there is imo. In Op she says I was right about vaginal. Wonder what she meant.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: thenagual]
    #23578357 - 08/26/16 01:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My dick smells of fish if I don't wash it but that shit is fucking gross.. Put the acid and patchouli down and step away from the children.




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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: stzacrack] * 1
    #23578367 - 08/26/16 01:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Welcome back Alyssa. 
Try to relax a little.

I appreciate your strong moral fiber, but if you could drop your constant vigilance maybe your butthole wouldn't be so tight all the time.


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    #23578375 - 08/26/16 01:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:ilold: tight butthole


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #23578628 - 08/26/16 05:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Welcome back Alyssa. 
Try to relax a little.

I appreciate your strong moral fiber, but if you could drop your constant vigilance maybe your butthole wouldn't be so tight all the time.



Thanks, I know, I'm well aware of the problem and its effect on my butthole. I make love to myself at least 5 times a day and smoke weed (when I can afford it, which unfortunately means not today) and I still can't relax. Sometimes I even smoke non-skunk strains, with a natural balance of CBD as opposed to bred for maximum THC content, and it makes very little difference to my anxiety level.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Masked]
    #23578633 - 08/26/16 05:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Masked said:
I remember you


You are a :trollhide:


My rating of you, along with all your other negative ones, says it all



I'm actually dead serious about everything I say (the things that matter anyway), so if I come across as a troll, that means either I'm talking bullshit without realizing it or you are. I maintain that in most cases I'm right.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #23578688 - 08/26/16 06:20 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
Quote:

Alyssa said:


We really need to collectively give up the goddamn facade, strip everything down to the cold, hard facts and then examine what it is that scares people so much about reality. We should be following the divine commandments of the DNA code, but instead we follow bullshit society, bullshit culture and bullshit religion.




Quote:

divine commandments of the DNA code




lol wut



The divine commandments are our physiological impulses. I didn't think about how maybe my poetic language could lead to confusion.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23578690 - 08/26/16 06:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
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I remember you


You are a :trollhide:


My rating of you, along with all your other negative ones, says it all



I'm actually dead serious about everything I say (the things that matter anyway), so if I come across as a troll, that means either I'm talking bullshit without realizing it or you are. I maintain that in most cases I'm right.





Iv'e already picked you apart in the past and have no desire to repeat the same exchange.  You are definitely entertaining the regulars here, so you have *some* worth. 

I am very confident you are a clever puppet and I really want to know who you belong to :wink:


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23578693 - 08/26/16 06:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

God dam, 5 times a day?

:ugh:

And you shower only every now and then

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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: plasma]
    #23578828 - 08/26/16 07:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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God dam, 5 times a day?

:ugh:

And you shower only every now and then

:ugh:



I've kept my body so juvenile from constantly caressing my clitoris that my hormones have never left adolescence (I'm 28). I bet you can smell them from all the way over there where you live. A blind person would certainly know I'm in the room. I never wipe when I urinate and when I defecate I only do a good enough job to keep my anus from itching. I hardly ever wash my clothes, which I only wear when I go out. When my intestinal gas enters my rectum I let it out, much to the surprise of fellow passengers on the bus since I'm quite attractive. I'm the epitome of the filthy hippie; it just doesn't feel good to expend effort. I'm also an angel, a divine messenger of light. A divine mess, anyway.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: plasma]
    #23578831 - 08/26/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Wow you're 28? I remember your passive-aggressive rambling about biology, which gave me the impression you were in your first semester of biology, just around 20 years.
Puberty should end somewhen around that time.
When will you stop trying that hard to be different?
Also you might stop abusing science for your questionable causes.
You should hate it anyway, as it's unnatural.

Rubbing out 5 a day is a pretty solid proof of a unsuccessfully suppressed sexuality and it shows that, contrary to your claim, you are far from being able to satisfy yourself.

The amount of bullshit you give yourself is ridiculous.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23578901 - 08/26/16 08:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I've kept my body so juvenile from constantly caressing my clitoris





:lol:

:fappage:

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I never wipe when I urinate and when I defecate I only do a good enough job to keep my anus from itchin





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    #23578975 - 08/26/16 08:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Wow you're 28? I remember your passive-aggressive rambling about biology, which gave me the impression you were in your first semester of biology, just around 20 years.



The thing is, when I have an idea, I want a solid argument for or against it, not straw men. I'm not afraid to be proven wrong, so I often state things as fact when in reality they're only hypotheses. So much for my professional reputation as a scientist, like I give a shit.

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Puberty should end somewhen around that time.



It didn't for me. Like I said I'm an eternal adolescent, raging hormones, social immaturity, constant arguing and backtalk.

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When will you stop trying that hard to be different?



Never! I'm so tired of everyone else being the same, considering how unappealing that bland sameness is to me.

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Also you might stop abusing science for your questionable causes.



I consider myself to be leveraging science to answer my questions and everyone else's, like why does the world suck donkey ass?

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You should hate it anyway, as it's unnatural.



No it isn't. The universe is made of science. I have to disagree with Terence on this one.

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Rubbing out 5 a day is a pretty solid proof of a unsuccessfully suppressed sexuality and it shows that, contrary to your claim, you are far from being able to satisfy yourself.



Oh, OK. Maybe you're right.

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The amount of bullshit you give yourself is ridiculous.



I think the same thing about everyone else.


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    #23578981 - 08/26/16 08:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I know I'm your secret fantasy.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23578992 - 08/26/16 08:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I know I'm your secret fantasy.




:lol:

Any attractive woman who rubs her clit 5 times a day is my fantasy

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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23579480 - 08/26/16 11:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

So you want to live exactly as your DNA dictates? Suppose there's a genetic mutation in your DNA causing something unfavorable, like cancer or something, do you insist you should be all natural and let it be?

Also, having hair actually does make you smell more. Especially the hair on your armpits and pubic area, those places release a lot of pharamones and biological scents, and the hair helps them get dispersed into the air a little more effectively. However this goes for all the "other" scents your body might produce as well.

I just think there is a fine line between being "all natural" and being unhygienic, and just smelling like all the shit you ate for the past week :shrug: if you don't wanna use deodorant or anything like that fine, I don't either :shrug: but cmon you gotta shower, otherwise you start smelling like all the dirty shit your accumulating all over your body.

Showerings not so bad, if your in a rush you can get by just washing the 4 key areas

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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Masked]
    #23579616 - 08/26/16 11:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Any attractive woman who rubs her clit 5 times a day is my fantasy



Really? Oh, I assumed from the opinions of me that you've expressed that you were being sarcastic. Yeah, I figure I must be fantasy material for some of the people who see me playing with myself in public (I would imagine I am for all the straight males and a good number of lesbians). I do that; fuck repressing my desire, I figure if she can do it and this chick can get away with this I'm not likely to be arrested for public "indecency" anytime soon. If you tried it, obviously you would, but I get a free pass for being female.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Svetaketu]
    #23579768 - 08/26/16 12:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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So you want to live exactly as your DNA dictates? Suppose there's a genetic mutation in your DNA causing something unfavorable, like cancer or something, do you insist you should be all natural and let it be?

Also, having hair actually does make you smell more. Especially the hair on your armpits and pubic area, those places release a lot of pharamones and biological scents, and the hair helps them get dispersed into the air a little more effectively. However this goes for all the "other" scents your body might produce as well.

I just think there is a fine line between being "all natural" and being unhygienic, and just smelling like all the shit you ate for the past week :shrug: if you don't wanna use deodorant or anything like that fine, I don't either :shrug: but cmon you gotta shower, otherwise you start smelling like all the dirty shit your accumulating all over your body.

Showerings not so bad, if your in a rush you can get by just washing the 4 key areas

Armpits
Asshole
Crotch
And teeth



I don't give a fuck about hygiene on this level, I have no diseases so I have no problem walking around with a massive blood stain in my crotch and smelling like my excretions as well as my pheromones. If I start to get uncomfortable and there's no bathroom I even relieve myself in my pants. Fuck holding it, that's quite unhealthy. Hold it for too long and you can get kidney stones or ruptured intestines.

The Master Code doesn't include mutations that have a negative impact. When these happen, DNA tries its best to correct them, so we should help it out with technology if we can. It's about obeying the spirit rather than the letter of the genetic law.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23580063 - 08/26/16 01:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have to admit that your answer undoubtedly shows that you have actually matured. I did not expect that. Maybe you are just an extreme late bloomer.
The little sister of my significant other had an extraordinarily long and nasty puberty, during which she did lots of the things you described here. Everyone thought she was just lost in eternal nastiness, but eventually the abnormal behaviour vanished after some years.

I have compassion for how you feel about the world, because I'd sign many of your descriptions about it and so I know how it is to feel like living in a zoo.
However, I would describe your coping mechanism as dysfunctional and I don't know what that should yield you besides isolation.

If science isn't unnatural (my opinion, too) then you have a hard time declaring ANYHTING as unnatural. Better yet just stop it, because this distinction doesn't make any sense.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23580163 - 08/26/16 01:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

sup alyssa,

you're pretty batshit, but I'm looking forward to reading your posts.

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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23580188 - 08/26/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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you're pretty batshit



I take that as a compliment considering what "normal" amounts to.


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    #23580197 - 08/26/16 01:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

please, fill me in


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #23580220 - 08/26/16 02:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I have compassion for how you feel about the world, because I'd sign many of your descriptions about it and so I know how it is to feel like living in a zoo.



OK, cool, we're good then.

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However, I would describe your coping mechanism as dysfunctional and I don't know what that should yield you besides isolation.



I don't know, I don't have many friends but the ones I have still like getting stoned with me and listening to me talk a complete line of bullshit (often using incredibly bad fake accents) for a few hours. I doubt anyone could tolerate me all the time though, which is why I live alone and have never had a serious relationship.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23580226 - 08/26/16 02:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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please, fill me in



Normal is believing in the patriarchy-imposed lie, not seeing the truth because one's head is stuck so far up one's ass. You need to be more specific to get a better answer than that.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23580243 - 08/26/16 02:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Can you shed light on the specifics of this patriarch-imposed lie you speak of?


Wiping your ass until clean?


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23580273 - 08/26/16 02:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
please, fill me in



Normal is believing in the patriarchy-imposed lie, not seeing the truth because one's head is stuck so far up one's ass. You need to be more specific to get a better answer than that.



:canthelpbutlaugh:

check ur privilege


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Masked]
    #23580855 - 08/26/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Can you shed light on the specifics of this patriarch-imposed lie you speak of?


Wiping your ass until clean?



We are organisms. Our imperative is defined by our DNA. Harmonious living and loving is hard-coded in each and every one of us, but the patriarchy is the base animal behavior passed down from generation to generation since we were monkeys. It isn't genetic, it's learned.

The system codifies and places a shiny veneer over the dominator culture but it's still the bad side of human beings. If we all followed the divine commandments issued by our genetic code, we would be united in love and peace. Instead, we repress our physiological impulses and consider that which is external to the body to be the meaning of life. This is bullshit.

Once we collectively see through the system and realize that the meaning of life is in the body, we ascend to heaven. The suppression of our nature makes this world hell. Yes, that includes the fear of healthy bodily fluids, such things are a natural part of life and as long as you don't have any infectious diseases you should be free to satisfy your physiology no matter where you are. Your physiology, for example, demands that you take your clothes off when it's hot, but the patriarchy stops you from doing it using brute force.

This is what I mean. If you understand it, you are enlightened.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23580875 - 08/26/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

So let me get this straight...

For wiping my ass until it's clean I am:

A. Unenlightened

B. Have a fear of shit festering on my ass?

?

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If we all followed the divine commandments issued by our genetic code...





Can you tell me more about what these divine commandments are?  I'm genuinely curious


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23580898 - 08/26/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

alyssa,

stop triggering me


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Masked]
    #23580915 - 08/26/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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So let me get this straight...

For wiping my ass until it's clean I am:

A. Unenlightened

B. Have a fear of shit on festering on my ass?

?



Yes, because you're wasting time and energy and potentially injuring your anus depending on how overzealously you wipe and with what kind of toilet paper.

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Can you tell me more about what these divine commandments are?  I'm genuinely curious



Our physiological impulses: breathe, drink, eat, sleep, eliminate, expel gases, be naked unless it's cold, make love, be free from pain and irritation...


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23580919 - 08/26/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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alyssa,

stop triggering me



Triggering you to do what?


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23580934 - 08/26/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You said depending.  What if I'm wiping with the best of the best?  I use the shit with fluffy kitties on it...extra soft grade, 2 or 3 ply.  I also wipe clean so that I don't stain my under clothes with shit, but not enough wiping to injure my anus

...so I think we can rule out injuring my anus right?

But I'm still unenlightened and scared of my poop tho right?

Just looking for clarification.  Besides wiping less, the first step to enlightenment is knowledge and thirst for change right?

How often do you make love Alyssa?  I hope it's a commandment you are practicing heavily?  You might not have to rub the clitoris so much either. 

How do you find dating or finding a sexual partner?


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Masked]
    #23580945 - 08/26/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
Quote:

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Can you tell me more about what these divine commandments are?  I'm genuinely curious



Our physiological impulses: breathe, drink, eat, sleep, eliminate, expel gases, be naked unless it's cold, make love, be free from pain and irritation...




Wait... eliminate is part of the divine commandments that, according to you,  "If we all followed the divine commandments issued by our genetic code, we would be united in love and peace." ?

Also, making love or having sex is biological trickery. As a man I know from experience how guys can get all worked up about some beautiful lady, but the moment I cum and get some relief from this built up pressure I ask myself... "what the fuck was I so worked up about?"


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23580954 - 08/26/16 05:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I don't really see how getting naked, farting loud on the subway while masturbating should make this place heaven. It wouldn't change anything.
If all people smelled and were hairy, you'd still be unhappy.
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    #23580960 - 08/26/16 05:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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If your in a rush you can get by just washing the 4 key areas

Armpits
Asshole
Crotch
And teeth



Aaaand you can save time by using the same brush.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Masked]
    #23580982 - 08/26/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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You said depending.  What if I'm wiping with the best of the best?  I use the shit with fluffy kitties on it...extra soft grade, 2 or 3 ply.  I also wipe clean so that I don't stain my under clothes with shit, but not enough wiping to injure my anus

...so I think we can rule out injuring my anus right?



You're still wasting time, energy and I forgot money.

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But I'm still unenlightened and scared of my poop tho right?



Scared of deviating from a social norm, hence unenlightened. Fuck society.

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How often do you make love Alyssa?  I hope it's a commandment you are practicing heavily?  You might not have to rub the clitoris so much either.



Masturbation is a physiological impulse which I act upon whenever I desire sexual activity, sometimes even in public depending on the situation and how brazen I'm feeling. I'd prefer company but due to the state of humanity this is often more trouble than it's worth.

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How do you find dating or finding a sexual partner?



Impossible to find one of either sex who's relaxed enough about her or his and my body to come anywhere near my ideal. I've tried, sometimes it's been sort of OK, I enjoy exploring people's bodies but my frustration with what's in their minds degrades the experience for everyone involved.


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    #23580993 - 08/26/16 05:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

So you aren't really following all of divine commandments?  You are so caught up in breathing, eating, shitting and not wiping, that you are denying yourself the divine commandments of making love


I definitely am not surprised to be honest


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #23580999 - 08/26/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I don't really see how getting naked, farting loud on the subway while masturbating should make this place heaven. It wouldn't change anything.
If all people smelled and were hairy, you'd still be unhappy.
You seem confused, what do you even want?



Nice straw man. You're deliberately missing the point. The Code says no violence, because that causes damage to our priceless cells. That's the most important and obvious example.


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    #23581003 - 08/26/16 05:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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So you aren't really following all of divine commandments?  You are so caught up in breathing, eating, shitting and not wiping, that you are denying yourself the divine commandments of making love


I definitely am not surprised to be honest



I come as close as I can get, it's impossible to reach the Code's ideal in this world.


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    #23581011 - 08/26/16 05:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You'd get a lot closer if you wiped your ass more and took a shower more often :shrug:


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    #23581014 - 08/26/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Hey Alyssa, you seriously don't wipe your own ass?

My brother worked for a company that took care of high-functioning mentally challenged individuals once. His client was the worst. He refused to wipe his own ass when he defecated and they had to take him to the hospital to get a tube put in his ass-hole. For a while he carried around a pillow to sit on because my brother had a very nice car and he had anal leakage.


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    #23581025 - 08/26/16 05:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Wait... eliminate is part of the divine commandments that, according to you,  "If we all followed the divine commandments issued by our genetic code, we would be united in love and peace." ?



What? Elimination is the physiological process of removing waste from the body. It's necessary. Holding it in is very uncomfortable because it causes damage, potentially severe.

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Also, making love or having sex is biological trickery. As a man I know from experience how guys can get all worked up about some beautiful lady, but the moment I cum and get some relief from this built up pressure I ask myself... "what the fuck was I so worked up about?"



It's still a necessity. You're saying the equivalent of, once I've taken a piss I don't need to go anymore for a while. Well, obviously, but how does that detract from what I've said? DNA codes for harmony; we follow the instructions, we reach the goal (infinite bliss).


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    #23581034 - 08/26/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Hey Alyssa, you seriously don't wipe your own ass?



I said I do but just not any more than is necessary to avoid irritation. I certainly have never felt the need for a tube up my hole.


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Wait... eliminate is part of the divine commandments that, according to you,  "If we all followed the divine commandments issued by our genetic code, we would be united in love and peace." ?



What? Elimination is the physiological process of removing waste from the body. It's necessary. Holding it in is very uncomfortable because it causes damage, potentially severe.





You are confused with defecation, sweetness.


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I certainly feel the need for a meat tube up my hole.




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    #23581052 - 08/26/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
Also, making love or having sex is biological trickery. As a man I know from experience how guys can get all worked up about some beautiful lady, but the moment I cum and get some relief from this built up pressure I ask myself... "what the fuck was I so worked up about?"



It's still a necessity. You're saying the equivalent of, once I've taken a piss I don't need to go anymore for a while. Well, obviously, but how does that detract from what I've said? DNA codes for harmony; we follow the instructions, we reach the goal (infinite bliss).




Have you by chance read Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut? What if the "goal" is inherently pointless, meaningless and laughable. If this were the case I don't think they would label it infinite bliss.

Infinite bliss. This reminds me of the statement, "Ignorance is bliss, so cherish it bitches!"


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    #23581053 - 08/26/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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You'd get a lot closer if you wiped your ass more and took a shower more often :shrug:



You're focusing exclusively on convincing people that sexual activity with me is desirable, which doesn't even enter into the equation. I'm quite attractive, so I can definitely hook up. It's just that the experience leaves a lot to be desired due to everyone else's hangups and so a lot of the time I just can't be bothered, I prefer to sit in my room smoking weed and making love to myself.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23581074 - 08/26/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Wait... eliminate is part of the divine commandments that, according to you,  "If we all followed the divine commandments issued by our genetic code, we would be united in love and peace." ?



What? Elimination is the physiological process of removing waste from the body. It's necessary. Holding it in is very uncomfortable because it causes damage, potentially severe.





You are confused with defecation, sweetness.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elimination See the second definition from the top? Learn something new every day. Don't worry, I do the same thing, I make statements that should be preceded by something along the lines of "I think it's most likely that... [you are confused]".


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23581097 - 08/26/16 06:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Have you by chance read Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut? What if the "goal" is inherently pointless, meaningless and laughable. If this were the case I don't think they would label it infinite bliss.

Infinite bliss. This reminds me of the statement, "Ignorance is bliss, so cherish it bitches!"



No, I don't read many books, I hardly ever feel like devoting time and effort to it. The goal of the Master Code is not inherently pointless, meaningless and laughable; I don't see your argument.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23581101 - 08/26/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

What sorts of music and/or artists and bands do you have a fondness for? Is there any music in particular that moves your soul and really resonates with you?


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23581114 - 08/26/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Wait... eliminate is part of the divine commandments that, according to you,  "If we all followed the divine commandments issued by our genetic code, we would be united in love and peace." ?



What? Elimination is the physiological process of removing waste from the body. It's necessary. Holding it in is very uncomfortable because it causes damage, potentially severe.





You are confused with defecation, sweetness.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elimination See the second definition from the top? Learn something new every day. Don't worry, I do the same thing, I make statements that should be preceded by something along the lines of "I think it's most likely that... [you are confused]".




Woah woah woah. Do not be misleading. That is in no way a definition of the word "elimination". That says "Bodily Waste Elimination".

Here is the definition of Elimination:

noun
1.
the act of eliminating or the state of being eliminated
2.
(logic) (qualified by the name of an operation) a syntactic rule specifying the conditions under which a formula or statement containing the specified operation may permit the derivation of others that do not contain it: conjunction-elimination, universal elimination
3.
(chem) a type of chemical reaction involving the loss of a simple molecule, such as water or carbon dioxide


Oh and I googled it, so I'm pretty sure a turd is not a simple molecule. I could however be wrong and welcome your rebuttal.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
    #23581121 - 08/26/16 06:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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What sorts of music and/or artists and bands do you have a fondness for? Is there any music in particular that moves your soul and really resonates with you?



Yeah, I love Latin pop. It has a magically romantic quality that definitely resonates with my soul. My favorite artist is Fey.


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    #23581129 - 08/26/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Haha you are so full of shit both literally and figuratively.

I like ya. Did we just become best friends?


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    #23581135 - 08/26/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Woah woah woah. Do not be misleading. That is in no way a definition of the word "elimination". That says "Bodily Waste Elimination".



This is getting tedious. The article states that "elimination" (on its own) may refer to any of the items in the subsequent list.


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    #23581146 - 08/26/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Haha you are so full of shit both literally and figuratively.

I like ya. Did we just become best friends?



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    #23581154 - 08/26/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

The only thing tedious is your unwillingness to be wrong about anything which is a common flaw here on this mushroom message-board multi-verse. Myself included. What is within us, surrounds us.

I still say you're wrong. Just add "Bodily waste" in front of your commandment of "elimination" and we both can be happy in our fixed, cynical ways,


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    #23581160 - 08/26/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Right on, I haven't delved too far into Latin music, apart from music by the panflutist Gheorghe Zamfir as well as the composer Luis Bacalov.


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    #23581229 - 08/26/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I can hear the gulls flying in now
They're comin in low

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    #23581247 - 08/26/16 06:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I don't see anything desirable about not wiping your ass


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    #23581297 - 08/26/16 07:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

She wipes her ass, just minimally.  She's not afraid of shit in her underpants for she is enlightened and follows a code

She's sticking it to the dominator culture by not reading books, minimally wiping her ass and bathing and masturbating in her room to Latin pop high on weed


Like I said earlier: :fappage: :grin:


You claimed before you have an IQ of 200.  Can I ask what you do for work?


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    #23581405 - 08/26/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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She wipes her ass, just minimally.  She's not afraid of shit in her underpants for she is enlightened and follows a code

She's sticking it to the dominator culture by not reading books, minimally wiping her ass and bathing and masturbating in her room to Latin pop high on weed


Like I said earlier: :fappage: :grin:



Well, yeah, that's all factual.

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You claimed before you have an IQ of 200.  Can I ask what you do for work?



Lol, work. Obviously someone as smart as me would figure out a way around it. In my case, I sponge off the taxpayer, so basically you're paying for me to eat 5 boxes of Domino's brownies with one hand while the other is in my crotch, get high and enlighten the shroomery with my keyboard covered in ash, food and excitatory fluid. I love my life.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23581432 - 08/26/16 07:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I ain't paying you shit.  You are sponging off the American government in assuming. :wink:

Sounds like you are living the dream :smug:

Do you watch tv or movies?

Isn't eating domino's brownies supporting the dominator culture?


:lol: I laughed out loud pretty good.  I look forward to finding you who you really are


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    #23581465 - 08/26/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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:lol: I laughed out loud pretty good.  I look forward to finding you who you really are




So, what we know about Alyssa so far is...

Crusty, bloody and poopy panties...
Disability or Crazy checks issued the government to avoid being any kind of functioning member of society...
Ash and trash all over her keyboard which would indicate a disgusting home atmosphere... (keep in mind your living area reflects or mirrors your state of mind. Clutter at home means clutter at home (mind).
Doesn't read books but appears to be very intelligent... ?
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Masked]
    #23581471 - 08/26/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I ain't paying you shit.  You are sponging off the American government in assuming. :wink:

Sounds like you are living the dream :smug:



Yeah, pretty much.

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Do you watch tv or movies?



No.

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Isn't eating domino's brownies supporting the dominator culture?



No more so than buying food at the grocery store. We're stuck in capitalism, I can't change that.

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:lol: I laughed out loud pretty good.  I look forward to finding you who you really are



For some strange reason you think I'm a sock puppet. I really can't figure this one out. I'm totally original, no one else comes anywhere close to what I'm saying.


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    #23581498 - 08/26/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Ash and trash all over her keyboard which would indicate a disgusting home atmosphere... (keep in mind your living area reflects or mirrors your state of mind. Clutter at home means clutter at home (mind).



My room looks and smells like a garbage dump. I had a phone company employee install my internet line today (I've recently moved and have been using mobile internet) and he was very vocal about how he couldn't stand the state of it. Keep in mind this was someone who was supposed to speak to me in a professional manner; it's really that bad. I'm in it all the time and I don't give a flying fuck. In fact, I would object if someone wanted to come in and clean up my mess.


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    #23581504 - 08/26/16 07:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:lolsy:

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    #23581508 - 08/26/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:burnone:


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    #23581510 - 08/26/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You don't have to mirror someone's behaviour to be a puppet.  You are a ruse.  A comical relief.  An experiment.  For someone.  I'm interested to know who :wink:


Domino's brownies are the shit.  :highfive:

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    #23581514 - 08/26/16 07:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I was calling this earlier in thread, but last year as well

I agree with your assessment


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    #23581543 - 08/26/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

We demand picture evidence!
She is smothered in intrigue and all of this must be a facade. My fragile mind could not handle anything but!


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    #23581551 - 08/26/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Okay here is my guess... based upon factors like PeyoteZen's lack of interest in this topic and how well articulated alyssa is...

Alyssa is PeyoteZen. Someone prove it for me.


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    #23581587 - 08/26/16 08:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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You don't have to mirror someone's behaviour to be a puppet.  You are a ruse.  A comical relief.  An experiment.  For someone.  I'm interested to know who :wink:



What led you to that conclusion?

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Domino's brownies are the shit.  :highfive:



Most definitely.

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Do you exercise?



Yeah, I keep pretty fit. I practice my own yoga positions (I can't be bothered to learn real yoga), I go for walks, I lift weights (not massive ones but enough to keep my muscles toned). I find exercising in my room exhilarating because I get to adore my whole, healthy, strong, fully-functioning body, naked of course, and knowing that I'm improving my health and therefore my level of attractiveness.


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    #23581595 - 08/26/16 08:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

How do you exercise and perform your self-invented yoga amidst all that clutter and garbage you live in?


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    #23581613 - 08/26/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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and knowing that I'm improving my health and therefore my level of attractiveness.





Seems like a narcissistic pursuit for someone so enlightened.


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    #23581621 - 08/26/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Okay here is my guess... based upon factors like PeyoteZen's lack of interest in this topic and how well articulated alyssa is...

Alyssa is PeyoteZen. Someone prove it for me.



I shall remain forever anonymous. My name is actually Alyssa but there are millions of others, so no one here will be able to figure out my identity based on that. I give no other clues; no links to social networking profiles, no personally generated images or audio, no geographical data, nothing that can be used to solve the mystery in which I am shrouded.


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    #23581630 - 08/26/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Are you the old guy from the other side of Sheekle's gloryhole?


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    #23581636 - 08/26/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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How do you exercise and perform your self-invented yoga amidst all that clutter and garbage you live in?



On my bed or by clearing a spot for me to stand in. Every so often I shove most of the shit to the side so it piles up mostly around the edges of the room.


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    #23581646 - 08/26/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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How do you exercise and perform your self-invented yoga amidst all that clutter and garbage you live in?



On my bed or by clearing a spot for me to stand in. Every so often I shove most of the shit to the side so it piles up mostly around the edges of the room.




:lmao:  You are so full of shit. love it.


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    #23581649 - 08/26/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Are you the old guy from the other side of Sheekle's gloryhole?



I just said my name is really Alyssa, so no. I won't prove it though, so think what you like; the number of fingers being held up in my avatar shows how many fucks I give.


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    #23581666 - 08/26/16 08:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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and knowing that I'm improving my health and therefore my level of attractiveness.





Seems like a narcissistic pursuit for someone so enlightened.



I do like myself quite a lot.

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If you PM me and tell me who you really are, I promise not to tell.  :lol:  I hate mysteries :grin:



I'm one of the archangels incarnated.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23581668 - 08/26/16 08:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Through my impressive internet detecting skills and gum-shoe abilities, I have discovered that Alyssa can also be a male name.

The plot thickens.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23581688 - 08/26/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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PartoftheSource said:
Through my impressive internet detecting skills and gum-shoe abilities, I have discovered that Alyssa can also be a male name.

The plot thickens.



Oh, really? Didn't know that. I'm standard XX.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23581937 - 08/26/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I can't tell if it's a troll or not if not this will all come off as hurtful . Idk I don't judge all the time. Good troll if so


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23582089 - 08/26/16 11:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's a troll


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