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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Masked]
#23580945 - 08/26/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Masked said: Can you tell me more about what these divine commandments are? I'm genuinely curious
Our physiological impulses: breathe, drink, eat, sleep, eliminate, expel gases, be naked unless it's cold, make love, be free from pain and irritation...
Wait... eliminate is part of the divine commandments that, according to you, "If we all followed the divine commandments issued by our genetic code, we would be united in love and peace." ?
Also, making love or having sex is biological trickery. As a man I know from experience how guys can get all worked up about some beautiful lady, but the moment I cum and get some relief from this built up pressure I ask myself... "what the fuck was I so worked up about?"
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
#23580954 - 08/26/16 05:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't really see how getting naked, farting loud on the subway while masturbating should make this place heaven. It wouldn't change anything. If all people smelled and were hairy, you'd still be unhappy. You seem confused, what do you even want?
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Svetaketu] 1
#23580960 - 08/26/16 05:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Svetaketu said: If your in a rush you can get by just washing the 4 key areas
Armpits Asshole Crotch And teeth
Aaaand you can save time by using the same brush. Dammit, I miss the Prophet Carlin!
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Masked]
#23580982 - 08/26/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Masked said: You said depending. What if I'm wiping with the best of the best? I use the shit with fluffy kitties on it...extra soft grade, 2 or 3 ply. I also wipe clean so that I don't stain my under clothes with shit, but not enough wiping to injure my anus
...so I think we can rule out injuring my anus right?
You're still wasting time, energy and I forgot money.
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Masked said: But I'm still unenlightened and scared of my poop tho right?
Scared of deviating from a social norm, hence unenlightened. Fuck society.
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Masked said: How often do you make love Alyssa? I hope it's a commandment you are practicing heavily? You might not have to rub the clitoris so much either.
Masturbation is a physiological impulse which I act upon whenever I desire sexual activity, sometimes even in public depending on the situation and how brazen I'm feeling. I'd prefer company but due to the state of humanity this is often more trouble than it's worth.
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Masked said: How do you find dating or finding a sexual partner?
Impossible to find one of either sex who's relaxed enough about her or his and my body to come anywhere near my ideal. I've tried, sometimes it's been sort of OK, I enjoy exploring people's bodies but my frustration with what's in their minds degrades the experience for everyone involved.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa] 1
#23580993 - 08/26/16 05:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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So you aren't really following all of divine commandments? You are so caught up in breathing, eating, shitting and not wiping, that you are denying yourself the divine commandments of making love
I definitely am not surprised to be honest
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
#23580999 - 08/26/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Murzelpfrumpft said: I don't really see how getting naked, farting loud on the subway while masturbating should make this place heaven. It wouldn't change anything. If all people smelled and were hairy, you'd still be unhappy. You seem confused, what do you even want?
Nice straw man. You're deliberately missing the point. The Code says no violence, because that causes damage to our priceless cells. That's the most important and obvious example.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Masked]
#23581003 - 08/26/16 05:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Masked said: So you aren't really following all of divine commandments? You are so caught up in breathing, eating, shitting and not wiping, that you are denying yourself the divine commandments of making love
I definitely am not surprised to be honest
I come as close as I can get, it's impossible to reach the Code's ideal in this world.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa] 2
#23581011 - 08/26/16 05:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You'd get a lot closer if you wiped your ass more and took a shower more often
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
#23581014 - 08/26/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hey Alyssa, you seriously don't wipe your own ass?
My brother worked for a company that took care of high-functioning mentally challenged individuals once. His client was the worst. He refused to wipe his own ass when he defecated and they had to take him to the hospital to get a tube put in his ass-hole. For a while he carried around a pillow to sit on because my brother had a very nice car and he had anal leakage.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23581025 - 08/26/16 05:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: Wait... eliminate is part of the divine commandments that, according to you, "If we all followed the divine commandments issued by our genetic code, we would be united in love and peace." ?
What? Elimination is the physiological process of removing waste from the body. It's necessary. Holding it in is very uncomfortable because it causes damage, potentially severe.
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PartoftheSource said: Also, making love or having sex is biological trickery. As a man I know from experience how guys can get all worked up about some beautiful lady, but the moment I cum and get some relief from this built up pressure I ask myself... "what the fuck was I so worked up about?"
It's still a necessity. You're saying the equivalent of, once I've taken a piss I don't need to go anymore for a while. Well, obviously, but how does that detract from what I've said? DNA codes for harmony; we follow the instructions, we reach the goal (infinite bliss).
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23581034 - 08/26/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: Hey Alyssa, you seriously don't wipe your own ass?
I said I do but just not any more than is necessary to avoid irritation. I certainly have never felt the need for a tube up my hole.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
#23581036 - 08/26/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: Wait... eliminate is part of the divine commandments that, according to you, "If we all followed the divine commandments issued by our genetic code, we would be united in love and peace." ?
What? Elimination is the physiological process of removing waste from the body. It's necessary. Holding it in is very uncomfortable because it causes damage, potentially severe.
You are confused with defecation, sweetness.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
#23581038 - 08/26/16 06:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Alyssa said: I certainly feel the need for a meat tube up my hole.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
#23581052 - 08/26/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: Also, making love or having sex is biological trickery. As a man I know from experience how guys can get all worked up about some beautiful lady, but the moment I cum and get some relief from this built up pressure I ask myself... "what the fuck was I so worked up about?"
It's still a necessity. You're saying the equivalent of, once I've taken a piss I don't need to go anymore for a while. Well, obviously, but how does that detract from what I've said? DNA codes for harmony; we follow the instructions, we reach the goal (infinite bliss).
Have you by chance read Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut? What if the "goal" is inherently pointless, meaningless and laughable. If this were the case I don't think they would label it infinite bliss.
Infinite bliss. This reminds me of the statement, "Ignorance is bliss, so cherish it bitches!"
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23581053 - 08/26/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Masked said: You'd get a lot closer if you wiped your ass more and took a shower more often 
You're focusing exclusively on convincing people that sexual activity with me is desirable, which doesn't even enter into the equation. I'm quite attractive, so I can definitely hook up. It's just that the experience leaves a lot to be desired due to everyone else's hangups and so a lot of the time I just can't be bothered, I prefer to sit in my room smoking weed and making love to myself.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23581074 - 08/26/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: Wait... eliminate is part of the divine commandments that, according to you, "If we all followed the divine commandments issued by our genetic code, we would be united in love and peace." ?
What? Elimination is the physiological process of removing waste from the body. It's necessary. Holding it in is very uncomfortable because it causes damage, potentially severe.
You are confused with defecation, sweetness.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elimination See the second definition from the top? Learn something new every day. Don't worry, I do the same thing, I make statements that should be preceded by something along the lines of "I think it's most likely that... [you are confused]".
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23581097 - 08/26/16 06:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: Have you by chance read Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut? What if the "goal" is inherently pointless, meaningless and laughable. If this were the case I don't think they would label it infinite bliss.
Infinite bliss. This reminds me of the statement, "Ignorance is bliss, so cherish it bitches!"
No, I don't read many books, I hardly ever feel like devoting time and effort to it. The goal of the Master Code is not inherently pointless, meaningless and laughable; I don't see your argument.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
#23581101 - 08/26/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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What sorts of music and/or artists and bands do you have a fondness for? Is there any music in particular that moves your soul and really resonates with you?
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
#23581114 - 08/26/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: Wait... eliminate is part of the divine commandments that, according to you, "If we all followed the divine commandments issued by our genetic code, we would be united in love and peace." ?
What? Elimination is the physiological process of removing waste from the body. It's necessary. Holding it in is very uncomfortable because it causes damage, potentially severe.
You are confused with defecation, sweetness.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elimination See the second definition from the top? Learn something new every day. Don't worry, I do the same thing, I make statements that should be preceded by something along the lines of "I think it's most likely that... [you are confused]".
Woah woah woah. Do not be misleading. That is in no way a definition of the word "elimination". That says "Bodily Waste Elimination".
Here is the definition of Elimination:
noun 1. the act of eliminating or the state of being eliminated 2. (logic) (qualified by the name of an operation) a syntactic rule specifying the conditions under which a formula or statement containing the specified operation may permit the derivation of others that do not contain it: conjunction-elimination, universal elimination 3. (chem) a type of chemical reaction involving the loss of a simple molecule, such as water or carbon dioxide
Oh and I googled it, so I'm pretty sure a turd is not a simple molecule. I could however be wrong and welcome your rebuttal.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
#23581121 - 08/26/16 06:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Camwritesgonzo said: What sorts of music and/or artists and bands do you have a fondness for? Is there any music in particular that moves your soul and really resonates with you?
Yeah, I love Latin pop. It has a magically romantic quality that definitely resonates with my soul. My favorite artist is Fey.
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