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Alyssa
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Murzelpfrumpft] 1
#23578975 - 08/26/16 08:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Murzelpfrumpft said: Wow you're 28? I remember your passive-aggressive rambling about biology, which gave me the impression you were in your first semester of biology, just around 20 years.
The thing is, when I have an idea, I want a solid argument for or against it, not straw men. I'm not afraid to be proven wrong, so I often state things as fact when in reality they're only hypotheses. So much for my professional reputation as a scientist, like I give a shit.
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Murzelpfrumpft said: Puberty should end somewhen around that time.
It didn't for me. Like I said I'm an eternal adolescent, raging hormones, social immaturity, constant arguing and backtalk.
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Murzelpfrumpft said: When will you stop trying that hard to be different?
Never! I'm so tired of everyone else being the same, considering how unappealing that bland sameness is to me.
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Murzelpfrumpft said: Also you might stop abusing science for your questionable causes.
I consider myself to be leveraging science to answer my questions and everyone else's, like why does the world suck donkey ass?
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Murzelpfrumpft said: You should hate it anyway, as it's unnatural.
No it isn't. The universe is made of science. I have to disagree with Terence on this one.
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Murzelpfrumpft said: Rubbing out 5 a day is a pretty solid proof of a unsuccessfully suppressed sexuality and it shows that, contrary to your claim, you are far from being able to satisfy yourself.
Oh, OK. Maybe you're right.
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Murzelpfrumpft said: The amount of bullshit you give yourself is ridiculous.
I think the same thing about everyone else.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Masked]
#23578981 - 08/26/16 08:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I know I'm your secret fantasy.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
#23578992 - 08/26/16 08:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Alyssa said: I know I'm your secret fantasy.

Any attractive woman who rubs her clit 5 times a day is my fantasy
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
#23579480 - 08/26/16 11:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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So you want to live exactly as your DNA dictates? Suppose there's a genetic mutation in your DNA causing something unfavorable, like cancer or something, do you insist you should be all natural and let it be?
Also, having hair actually does make you smell more. Especially the hair on your armpits and pubic area, those places release a lot of pharamones and biological scents, and the hair helps them get dispersed into the air a little more effectively. However this goes for all the "other" scents your body might produce as well.
I just think there is a fine line between being "all natural" and being unhygienic, and just smelling like all the shit you ate for the past week if you don't wanna use deodorant or anything like that fine, I don't either but cmon you gotta shower, otherwise you start smelling like all the dirty shit your accumulating all over your body.
Showerings not so bad, if your in a rush you can get by just washing the 4 key areas
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Masked]
#23579616 - 08/26/16 11:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Masked said: Any attractive woman who rubs her clit 5 times a day is my fantasy
Really? Oh, I assumed from the opinions of me that you've expressed that you were being sarcastic. Yeah, I figure I must be fantasy material for some of the people who see me playing with myself in public (I would imagine I am for all the straight males and a good number of lesbians). I do that; fuck repressing my desire, I figure if she can do it and this chick can get away with this I'm not likely to be arrested for public "indecency" anytime soon. If you tried it, obviously you would, but I get a free pass for being female.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Svetaketu]
#23579768 - 08/26/16 12:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Svetaketu said: So you want to live exactly as your DNA dictates? Suppose there's a genetic mutation in your DNA causing something unfavorable, like cancer or something, do you insist you should be all natural and let it be?
Also, having hair actually does make you smell more. Especially the hair on your armpits and pubic area, those places release a lot of pharamones and biological scents, and the hair helps them get dispersed into the air a little more effectively. However this goes for all the "other" scents your body might produce as well.
I just think there is a fine line between being "all natural" and being unhygienic, and just smelling like all the shit you ate for the past week if you don't wanna use deodorant or anything like that fine, I don't either but cmon you gotta shower, otherwise you start smelling like all the dirty shit your accumulating all over your body.
Showerings not so bad, if your in a rush you can get by just washing the 4 key areas
Armpits Asshole Crotch And teeth
I don't give a fuck about hygiene on this level, I have no diseases so I have no problem walking around with a massive blood stain in my crotch and smelling like my excretions as well as my pheromones. If I start to get uncomfortable and there's no bathroom I even relieve myself in my pants. Fuck holding it, that's quite unhealthy. Hold it for too long and you can get kidney stones or ruptured intestines.
The Master Code doesn't include mutations that have a negative impact. When these happen, DNA tries its best to correct them, so we should help it out with technology if we can. It's about obeying the spirit rather than the letter of the genetic law.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
#23580063 - 08/26/16 01:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have to admit that your answer undoubtedly shows that you have actually matured. I did not expect that. Maybe you are just an extreme late bloomer. The little sister of my significant other had an extraordinarily long and nasty puberty, during which she did lots of the things you described here. Everyone thought she was just lost in eternal nastiness, but eventually the abnormal behaviour vanished after some years.
I have compassion for how you feel about the world, because I'd sign many of your descriptions about it and so I know how it is to feel like living in a zoo. However, I would describe your coping mechanism as dysfunctional and I don't know what that should yield you besides isolation.
If science isn't unnatural (my opinion, too) then you have a hard time declaring ANYHTING as unnatural. Better yet just stop it, because this distinction doesn't make any sense.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
#23580163 - 08/26/16 01:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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sup alyssa,
you're pretty batshit, but I'm looking forward to reading your posts.
cheers
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#23580188 - 08/26/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mr.PhilCybin said: you're pretty batshit
I take that as a compliment considering what "normal" amounts to.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
#23580197 - 08/26/16 01:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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please, fill me in
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
#23580220 - 08/26/16 02:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Murzelpfrumpft said: I have compassion for how you feel about the world, because I'd sign many of your descriptions about it and so I know how it is to feel like living in a zoo.
OK, cool, we're good then.
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Murzelpfrumpft said: However, I would describe your coping mechanism as dysfunctional and I don't know what that should yield you besides isolation.
I don't know, I don't have many friends but the ones I have still like getting stoned with me and listening to me talk a complete line of bullshit (often using incredibly bad fake accents) for a few hours. I doubt anyone could tolerate me all the time though, which is why I live alone and have never had a serious relationship.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#23580226 - 08/26/16 02:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mr.PhilCybin said: please, fill me in
Normal is believing in the patriarchy-imposed lie, not seeing the truth because one's head is stuck so far up one's ass. You need to be more specific to get a better answer than that.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
#23580243 - 08/26/16 02:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Can you shed light on the specifics of this patriarch-imposed lie you speak of?
Wiping your ass until clean?
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
#23580273 - 08/26/16 02:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Alyssa said:
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Mr.PhilCybin said: please, fill me in
Normal is believing in the patriarchy-imposed lie, not seeing the truth because one's head is stuck so far up one's ass. You need to be more specific to get a better answer than that.

check ur privilege
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Masked]
#23580855 - 08/26/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Masked said: Can you shed light on the specifics of this patriarch-imposed lie you speak of?
Wiping your ass until clean?
We are organisms. Our imperative is defined by our DNA. Harmonious living and loving is hard-coded in each and every one of us, but the patriarchy is the base animal behavior passed down from generation to generation since we were monkeys. It isn't genetic, it's learned.
The system codifies and places a shiny veneer over the dominator culture but it's still the bad side of human beings. If we all followed the divine commandments issued by our genetic code, we would be united in love and peace. Instead, we repress our physiological impulses and consider that which is external to the body to be the meaning of life. This is bullshit.
Once we collectively see through the system and realize that the meaning of life is in the body, we ascend to heaven. The suppression of our nature makes this world hell. Yes, that includes the fear of healthy bodily fluids, such things are a natural part of life and as long as you don't have any infectious diseases you should be free to satisfy your physiology no matter where you are. Your physiology, for example, demands that you take your clothes off when it's hot, but the patriarchy stops you from doing it using brute force.
This is what I mean. If you understand it, you are enlightened.
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
#23580875 - 08/26/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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So let me get this straight...
For wiping my ass until it's clean I am:
A. Unenlightened
B. Have a fear of shit festering on my ass?
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If we all followed the divine commandments issued by our genetic code...
Can you tell me more about what these divine commandments are? I'm genuinely curious
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
#23580898 - 08/26/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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alyssa,
stop triggering me
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Masked]
#23580915 - 08/26/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Masked said: So let me get this straight...
For wiping my ass until it's clean I am:
A. Unenlightened
B. Have a fear of shit on festering on my ass?
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Yes, because you're wasting time and energy and potentially injuring your anus depending on how overzealously you wipe and with what kind of toilet paper.
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Masked said: Can you tell me more about what these divine commandments are? I'm genuinely curious
Our physiological impulses: breathe, drink, eat, sleep, eliminate, expel gases, be naked unless it's cold, make love, be free from pain and irritation...
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#23580919 - 08/26/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mr.PhilCybin said: alyssa,
stop triggering me
Triggering you to do what?
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
#23580934 - 08/26/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You said depending. What if I'm wiping with the best of the best? I use the shit with fluffy kitties on it...extra soft grade, 2 or 3 ply. I also wipe clean so that I don't stain my under clothes with shit, but not enough wiping to injure my anus
...so I think we can rule out injuring my anus right?
But I'm still unenlightened and scared of my poop tho right?
Just looking for clarification. Besides wiping less, the first step to enlightenment is knowledge and thirst for change right?
How often do you make love Alyssa? I hope it's a commandment you are practicing heavily? You might not have to rub the clitoris so much either.
How do you find dating or finding a sexual partner?
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