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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23577510 - 08/25/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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ModestMouse said:
Yeah it can't be one of those borderliners
Where it's like hon I can't kiss you your breathe stinks and your pussy is literally attracting seagulls



My God, such repression of our nature. The female love organs naturally smell somewhat reminiscent of fish and I love it. I only bathe when I feel like it and I never use soap.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23577515 - 08/25/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Have you ever been around gulls


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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23577548 - 08/25/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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ModestMouse said:
Have you ever been around gulls



I haven't lived near them since before I reached puberty so I can't say for sure whether they would mistake me for food. As you can see, as far as people are concerned, I really don't care what they think of me. I can completely satisfy myself by smoking weed and masturbating.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23577592 - 08/25/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
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ModestMouse said:
Have you ever been around gulls



I haven't lived near them since before I reached puberty so I can't say for sure whether they would mistake me for food. As you can see, as far as people are concerned, I really don't care what they think of me. I can completely satisfy myself by smoking weed and masturbating.




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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23577935 - 08/25/16 10:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:


We really need to collectively give up the goddamn facade, strip everything down to the cold, hard facts and then examine what it is that scares people so much about reality. We should be following the divine commandments of the DNA code, but instead we follow bullshit society, bullshit culture and bullshit religion.




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divine commandments of the DNA code




lol wut


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23578070 - 08/25/16 11:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
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Kinko said:
Hairy bitches are most likely she males or as society calls them lesbian



Do you have anything constructive to add to the conversation or just misogyny and homophobia?




Keepin misogyny homophobia and racism alive, 2016
:ohyeah:


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa] * 2
    #23578083 - 08/25/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
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ModestMouse said:
Yeah it can't be one of those borderliners
Where it's like hon I can't kiss you your breathe stinks and your pussy is literally attracting seagulls



My God, such repression of our nature. The female love organs naturally smell somewhat reminiscent of fish and I love it. I only bathe when I feel like it and I never use soap.





Does your bush hang down like a blacksmith's apron?


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23578202 - 08/26/16 12:00 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
Quote:

ModestMouse said:
Yeah it can't be one of those borderliners
Where it's like hon I can't kiss you your breathe stinks and your pussy is literally attracting seagulls



My God, such repression of our nature. The female love organs naturally smell somewhat reminiscent of fish and I love it. I only bathe when I feel like it and I never use soap.



Quote:



My dick smells of fish if I don't wash it but that shit is fucking gross.. Put the acid and patchouli down and step away from the children.


Edited by thenagual (08/26/16 12:01 AM)


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: thenagual]
    #23578304 - 08/26/16 01:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Plenty of women love anal,although I've always wondered how men or women could like anything up the ass . I got one of those twisted prostate stims and it did stimulate it but it fucking hurts to have anything up your asshole. Imo at least. OP is just saying a whole bunch of shit that doesn't mean anything. How would you strip down reality? That's not a question.  Also salvia is one of the least thought provoking psychedelics there is imo. In Op she says I was right about vaginal. Wonder what she meant.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: thenagual]
    #23578357 - 08/26/16 01:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My dick smells of fish if I don't wash it but that shit is fucking gross.. Put the acid and patchouli down and step away from the children.




Lolol
Great success!:creepylurker:


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: stzacrack] * 1
    #23578367 - 08/26/16 01:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Welcome back Alyssa. 
Try to relax a little.

I appreciate your strong moral fiber, but if you could drop your constant vigilance maybe your butthole wouldn't be so tight all the time.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #23578375 - 08/26/16 01:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:ilold: tight butthole


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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #23578628 - 08/26/16 05:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Acaterpillar said:
Welcome back Alyssa. 
Try to relax a little.

I appreciate your strong moral fiber, but if you could drop your constant vigilance maybe your butthole wouldn't be so tight all the time.



Thanks, I know, I'm well aware of the problem and its effect on my butthole. I make love to myself at least 5 times a day and smoke weed (when I can afford it, which unfortunately means not today) and I still can't relax. Sometimes I even smoke non-skunk strains, with a natural balance of CBD as opposed to bred for maximum THC content, and it makes very little difference to my anxiety level.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Masked]
    #23578633 - 08/26/16 05:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Masked said:
I remember you


You are a :trollhide:


My rating of you, along with all your other negative ones, says it all



I'm actually dead serious about everything I say (the things that matter anyway), so if I come across as a troll, that means either I'm talking bullshit without realizing it or you are. I maintain that in most cases I'm right.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #23578688 - 08/26/16 06:20 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
Quote:

Alyssa said:


We really need to collectively give up the goddamn facade, strip everything down to the cold, hard facts and then examine what it is that scares people so much about reality. We should be following the divine commandments of the DNA code, but instead we follow bullshit society, bullshit culture and bullshit religion.




Quote:

divine commandments of the DNA code




lol wut



The divine commandments are our physiological impulses. I didn't think about how maybe my poetic language could lead to confusion.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23578690 - 08/26/16 06:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
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Masked said:
I remember you


You are a :trollhide:


My rating of you, along with all your other negative ones, says it all



I'm actually dead serious about everything I say (the things that matter anyway), so if I come across as a troll, that means either I'm talking bullshit without realizing it or you are. I maintain that in most cases I'm right.





Iv'e already picked you apart in the past and have no desire to repeat the same exchange.  You are definitely entertaining the regulars here, so you have *some* worth. 

I am very confident you are a clever puppet and I really want to know who you belong to :wink:


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23578693 - 08/26/16 06:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

God dam, 5 times a day?

:ugh:

And you shower only every now and then

:ugh:


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: plasma]
    #23578828 - 08/26/16 07:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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plasma said:
God dam, 5 times a day?

:ugh:

And you shower only every now and then

:ugh:



I've kept my body so juvenile from constantly caressing my clitoris that my hormones have never left adolescence (I'm 28). I bet you can smell them from all the way over there where you live. A blind person would certainly know I'm in the room. I never wipe when I urinate and when I defecate I only do a good enough job to keep my anus from itching. I hardly ever wash my clothes, which I only wear when I go out. When my intestinal gas enters my rectum I let it out, much to the surprise of fellow passengers on the bus since I'm quite attractive. I'm the epitome of the filthy hippie; it just doesn't feel good to expend effort. I'm also an angel, a divine messenger of light. A divine mess, anyway.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: plasma]
    #23578831 - 08/26/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Wow you're 28? I remember your passive-aggressive rambling about biology, which gave me the impression you were in your first semester of biology, just around 20 years.
Puberty should end somewhen around that time.
When will you stop trying that hard to be different?
Also you might stop abusing science for your questionable causes.
You should hate it anyway, as it's unnatural.

Rubbing out 5 a day is a pretty solid proof of a unsuccessfully suppressed sexuality and it shows that, contrary to your claim, you are far from being able to satisfy yourself.

The amount of bullshit you give yourself is ridiculous.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23578901 - 08/26/16 08:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I've kept my body so juvenile from constantly caressing my clitoris





:lol:

:fappage:

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I never wipe when I urinate and when I defecate I only do a good enough job to keep my anus from itchin





More :fappage:


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