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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576844 - 08/25/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Hey, as a female, and in the spirit of the thread,  do you find a shaved package to be pedoey? Or is it just like, "Hey this is great I don't have hair in my mouth"?



Most definitely pedoey. I love having hair in my mouth and in my hands, I kiss it and caress it and adore it.




Damn... Have you ever made a girl put lotion on?


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576846 - 08/25/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Indeed.


So i gotta ask, what made u come back after this looooooooong break?


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Starstepper]
    #23576858 - 08/25/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Starstepper said:
#nohair
#nosmell

At least shave the sides and run a 2 guard over that shit. Geez.



I love body odor, I find it very sexy. I hate how society requires everyone to bathe and use deodorant, I want to be able to smell myself and other people regardless of their level of attractiveness (if she or he is attractive, even better). So I don't use it. I fart as well, I don't give a fuck.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576867 - 08/25/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
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XLCaps said:
What exactly is sexy about the hair though? I don't know, maybe I'm just adverse because I'm a hairy man and I don't like it.



Because it's natural, I'm an all-natural girl. Your DNA codes for all that hair, which is awesome. Why don't you like it?



Because I'm "above average" hairy, I think. Girls tend to be softer and smooshy and cuddly and stuff. All smooth and whatnot. I'm not even talking about hair lol. I feel like most girls like something a little like that, or maybe I'm way off base. Lots of guys aren't hairy at all, my chest for instance makes me look like some kind of wildebeest if I don't atleast trim it. Basically what I'm saying is that makes me the minority, I think. Not that I'm gazing and taking notes of all the dudes I see. Maybe it's sort of like a hygiene thing, like wanting to be most presentable for a partner. I'm not really sure. Societal conditioning doesn't help, but I feel it's truly a personal preference rather than an imposed idea.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: falsereality]
    #23576868 - 08/25/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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falsereality said:
Damn... Have you ever made a girl put lotion on?



I never make anyone do anything, she can decide to put lotion on, but if she doesn't strip her natural oils with soap, shower gel, etc. she doesn't need it.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576883 - 08/25/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That's fine you can date other hairy smelly people and happily breed new strains of body odor.

I'll keep my gf that has laser hair removal and keep a nice 2 fade on mine for the no smell approach.

Everybody wins.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Abre Su Ohos]
    #23576897 - 08/25/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Abre Su Ohos said:
welcome back :smile:

as a human who owns a vagina, however, i must say, in my honest opinion, your outlook on anal sex is..... interesting?
This question is probably for a diff thread, maybe even the ladies night sub, but... care to elaborate on why you feel this way? Bc in my experience, its never NOT been consensual... and to be quite honest ive always found it to be pretty enjoyable.

but then again, i guess i could be an anomaly......

:clintonshuh:






why don't i get my question answered? mehrrrrr.....

i didnt mean to b disrespectful, or something, im just truly honestly curious as to why you think a woman who enjoys anal is a prostitute or whore or whatev.....

:awenuhuh:


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Starstepper]
    #23576901 - 08/25/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have some experience with a hairy pussy and it didn't smell. It just depends on the hygiene of the person among other stuff. Hair does not equal smell.. to assume so is so horribly uninformed.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23576917 - 08/25/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
Because I'm "above average" hairy, I think. Girls tend to be softer and smooshy and cuddly and stuff. All smooth and whatnot. I'm not even talking about hair lol. I feel like most girls like something a little like that, or maybe I'm way off base. Lots of guys aren't hairy at all, my chest for instance makes me look like some kind of wildebeest if I don't atleast trim it. Basically what I'm saying is that makes me the minority, I think. Not that I'm gazing and taking notes of all the dudes I see. Maybe it's sort of like a hygiene thing, like wanting to be most presentable for a partner. I'm not really sure. Societal conditioning doesn't help, but I feel it's truly a personal preference rather than an imposed idea.



Societal conditioning is some serious bullshit. I find more hair more attractive because it means more testosterone, which applies equally to females and males as a libido enhancer. In females I'm ambivalent about the quantity of hair as estradiol is an equally potent libido enhancer. I'm against hormone supplements though, because the results aren't natural. As far as hygiene, I prefer no personal hygiene other than brushing teeth (with fluoride-free toothpaste). The aroma of an unbathed, non-deodorant-or-perfume-wearing attractive person is so erotic. In case you're wondering, I'm pansexual.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23576925 - 08/25/16 05:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Hairy bitches are most likely she males or as society calls them lesbian


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #23576929 - 08/25/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Vriska Serket said:
i dunno you but you're in my crew now

ride or fucking die bitch


Vriska 2016




you got my vote!


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Abre Su Ohos]
    #23576941 - 08/25/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Abre Su Ohos said:
why don't i get my question answered? mehrrrrr.....

i didnt mean to b disrespectful, or something, im just truly honestly curious as to why you think a woman who enjoys anal is a prostitute or whore or whatev.....

:awenuhuh:



I would never say that. You don't know me. What I said was that no one could pay me to do it because I'm not a prostitute. Massive difference. I respect your preference because it's your body, you can do what you want to it. I still think it's unnatural to open the anal cavity from the outside unless the prostate is being targeted, but sexual variations are inevitable. If it feels good, do it. Personally I would never stick anything up my ass, it would hurt like hell because my personality keeps my anus tightly closed unless I'm shitting or farting (anal-retentive-expulsive).


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Kinko]
    #23576955 - 08/25/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Kinko said:
Hairy bitches are most likely she males or as society calls them lesbian



Do you have anything constructive to add to the conversation or just misogyny and homophobia?


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23576963 - 08/25/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
Indeed.


So i gotta ask, what made u come back after this looooooooong break?



I missed all the straw man arguments.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23577060 - 08/25/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
I have some experience with a hairy pussy and it didn't smell. It just depends on the hygiene of the person among other stuff. Hair does not equal smell.. to assume so is so horribly uninformed.





I never said hair equals smell. I simply stated #nohair #nosmell. To clarify , usually a girl that primps the pussy has good hygiene. I like the odds on the primped much better than the non primped and I also just don't like bush.

It breaks my heart in your experience you have only encountered one hairy pussy. To see such a low number of pussies is to be horribly deprived of pussy.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Starstepper] * 1
    #23577098 - 08/25/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Anal cavities are for dry smashing

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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Starstepper]
    #23577114 - 08/25/16 06:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Starstepper said:
Quote:

XLCaps said:
I have some experience with a hairy pussy and it didn't smell. It just depends on the hygiene of the person among other stuff. Hair does not equal smell.. to assume so is so horribly uninformed.





I never said hair equals smell. I simply stated #nohair #nosmell. To clarify , usually a girl that primps the pussy has good hygiene. I like the odds on the primped much better than the non primped and I also just don't like bush.

It breaks my heart in your experience you have only encountered one hairy pussy. To see such a low number of pussies is to be horribly deprived of pussy.



Most girls shave :shrug:

Even the hairy one did eventually.

My pussy count is chill bro don't worry about me. :lol:


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23577132 - 08/25/16 06:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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plasma said:
Anal cavities are for dry smashing

/thread




Good point.

Anal Bleaching. Yay or nay?

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XLCaps said:

Most girls shave :shrug:
Even the hairy one did eventually.
My pussy count is chill bro don't worry about me. :lol:




We cool. Keep up the good work and let's compare notes. This data is imperative to bringing 69 back into style.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Starstepper]
    #23577472 - 08/25/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If she has the means to, then by all means!

She most definitely has to practice superb hygiene and demonstrate it consistently for a period of time before the dry smash can ensue


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: plasma]
    #23577477 - 08/25/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah it can't be one of those borderliners
Where it's like hon I can't kiss you your breathe stinks and your pussy is literally attracting seagulls


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