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OfflineAlyssa
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Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here...
    #23576386 - 08/25/16 03:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

...but I can pick up right where I left off, because everything's on the same trend (down the shitcan). As Terence said, culture is not your friend. It's shit-brained, he said, but culture enslaves the world today like never before. There was always a counterculture of some sort, but now there really is no alternative to the bleak, numbing lie that everyone lives. Even naturists, who run the best places that currently exist, are unable to face the truth about our nature as organisms. If it feels good, do it? What? Are you, like, a mental patient or something?

We really need to collectively give up the goddamn facade, strip everything down to the cold, hard facts and then examine what it is that scares people so much about reality. We should be following the divine commandments of the DNA code, but instead we follow bullshit society, bullshit culture and bullshit religion. Why? Because the DNA code is powerful as fuck. 1 trip to the neurogenetic circuit on psychedelics is all it takes to realize that this is something absolutely mind-blowingly huge, far beyond the capacity of quotidian thought to comment on. Even I couldn't handle salvia when I was on it, that's why I haven't done it in over 4 years, but unlike everyone else, I can handle perfectly well the insight that it gave me.

Oh, I was wrong about vaginal sex. I'd gotten carried away with my (open and honest) anti-male bias. 1 go with a vibrator was enough to convince me that I was talking bullshit. Anal sex, however, I'm sure I was totally right about (for those that don't remember: how is this ever consensual?). I would never do that shit, you couldn't pay me enough (seeing as I'm not a prostitute). It's unnatural, the product of a sick society, unless you're talking about penetrating a male, in which case there's a prostate gland that lends some credence to the idea that it's pleasurable.

Anyway, I'm back. Maybe someone missed me. If no one gave a flying fuck or even noticed I was gone, I wouldn't be at all surprised or affected, I'm totally used to it by now.


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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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Offlinestzacrack
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa] * 3
    #23576399 - 08/25/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Anal rulez


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InvisibleK-9 Unit
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576407 - 08/25/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Terence was a beautiful loon, rest in peace.

Don't know you but welcome back.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576409 - 08/25/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Alyssa said:
Anyway, I'm back. Maybe someone missed me. If no one gave a flying fuck or even noticed I was gone, I wouldn't be at all surprised or affected, I'm totally used to it by now.



I didn't even know you existed. Interesting welcome back post though.


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--Jac O'keeffe


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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: stzacrack]
    #23576439 - 08/25/16 03:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

stzacrack said:
Anal rulez





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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23576445 - 08/25/16 03:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Interesting welcome back post though.



Glad you thought so.


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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: K-9 Unit]
    #23576451 - 08/25/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MissAlice said:
rest in peace.



Indeed. Not a loon at all, but definitely beautiful.


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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576456 - 08/25/16 03:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Welcome back

inb4 10 pages of jimmies


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InvisibleK-9 Unit
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576477 - 08/25/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Alyssa said:
Quote:

MissAlice said:
rest in peace.



Indeed. Not a loon at all, but definitely beautiful.



He's taught me more than I could ever express or say but in all honestly the time wave zero stuff was a tab bit silly. But yes, not a loon.


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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Blend]
    #23576491 - 08/25/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

deadendeavor said:
Welcome back

inb4 10 pages of jimmies



Oh yeah, how did I forget to mention circumcision? Here's a good article: http://www.glamour.com/story/uncircumcised-penis-vs-circumcised-penis It covers the main points, it just doesn't go in depth about the science (30,000 nerve endings lost in the damage).


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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: K-9 Unit]
    #23576498 - 08/25/16 03:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MissAlice said:
He's taught me more than I could ever express or say but in all honestly the time wave zero stuff was a tab bit silly. But yes, not a loon.



He was just off by 40 years.


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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23576504 - 08/25/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I've buttfucked my gf 4 days in a row now. She loves it, came super hard. Sploosh brah.


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576536 - 08/25/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I agree with everything cept the part about anal sex with females, many women enjoy it a lot.


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OfflineAbre Su Ohos
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576538 - 08/25/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

welcome back :smile:

as a human who owns a vagina, however, i must say, in my honest opinion, your outlook on anal sex is..... interesting?
This question is probably for a diff thread, maybe even the ladies night sub, but... care to elaborate on why you feel this way? Bc in my experience, its never NOT been consensual... and to be quite honest ive always found it to be pretty enjoyable.

but then again, i guess i could be an anomaly......

:clintonshuh:


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576542 - 08/25/16 03:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Sup lady


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23576559 - 08/25/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

greetings and salutations


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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: plasma]
    #23576563 - 08/25/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

and anal sucks


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: plasma]
    #23576567 - 08/25/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You've just never had good anal. I mean it's not some earth shattering experience, but if you take your time you can be hella slamming some serious shitbox. It's not better than pussy, just tight in a different way.


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: larry.fisherman] * 4
    #23576592 - 08/25/16 04:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I remember you. I remember a rant about how shaving pubic hair means you're supporting pedofiles. Or that everyone should stop having sex for a few decades. Pretty much every thread you made was a window into your sexual repression. :lol:


:freud:


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Well damn, it's been a long-ass time since I've posted here... [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23576601 - 08/25/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That was her? :lol:

Shaved pussy is great. Fucking facists :nonono:


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