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    #23572107 - 08/24/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

so yetserday i wake up bout 6 get up take good pee drink a natty jerk it have a taco anyway so after im done jerkin it i wipe my ding ding on the wall leaves a huge splogge streak on the wall like super ovbious

anywhey normally i put my jerk juice in a big coffee can i keep under the stove but its kinda full im a bit afraid if i move it im gonna spill three years of splogge all over the floor (this coffee can has been with me even when i moved across the country i took it on the airplane told em it was my medication they didnt even ask any questions LOL) and i dont want my granny to slip and fall she leaves in my house her knees aint even that good any more she is vary cool but if gram gram slips in jizz i gotta explain to her why i was keeping my essentce prederved to gift to my future bride also i have a big ingrown hair on mu bean bag right next to a big cyst filled with this rank ass cottage cheese lookin shit and i squeezed it once it sorta ruptured i guess and stank like rotten eggs and old arbys u left in ur toyota camry for a week during a lousiana summer and then opened the door and get hit by that steamy as rotten roast beef stank (talkin about sandwich not ur mom when i take her pants off LOL!!!!) so im go getthat checled out

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Re: a quick ? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23572136 - 08/24/16 08:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

dafuq, that stuff gets real gross after some time :elderno:


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Re: a quick ? [Re: The Mycologist]
    #23572149 - 08/24/16 08:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

nah if u keep ur oven on broil and keep the can underneath it stays warm enough to keep it from congealing u just gotta give it a stir every now and then dude


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Re: a quick ? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23572279 - 08/24/16 09:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i love you svs


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Re: a quick ? [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #23583246 - 08/27/16 11:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

thx


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Re: a quick ? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23583549 - 08/27/16 01:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

They let you back in? :ilold:


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Re: a quick ? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23583557 - 08/27/16 01:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
They let you back in? :ilold:





yea fuck knows


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Re: a quick ? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23583561 - 08/27/16 01:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: a quick ? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23583569 - 08/27/16 01:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

hella


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Re: a quick ? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23584733 - 08/27/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

shit guys i juts knock over the can theres fuckin shit all over the floor the cat slipped in it and jumped on gram gram she say hey why this cat smell like bleach and old pizza im tryin to keep her out of the kitchen what do guys


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Re: a quick ? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23584790 - 08/27/16 07:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You need to put the cat in a pressure cooker to sterilize it. 15 minutes at 15 pounds should be good.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: a quick ? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23584798 - 08/27/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

ok but my cat only ways 6 pounds and my gram gram is prolly 250 ppunds and indo,t have a cooker big enough for her where do i clean gram gram



guys please my grandma is covered in splooge and pizza grease


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Re: a quick ? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23584803 - 08/27/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Pour the sterilized water on gram gram after the cat is done.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: a quick ? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23584818 - 08/27/16 07:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:lolwut:

i think youre in the wrong forum :eek:


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Re: a quick ? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23584819 - 08/27/16 07:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Just eat her already bro. The meats gunna spoil soon...


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Re: a quick ? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23584831 - 08/27/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That's hella sick.  Maybe try licking it clean with the same technique you use on her yeast infected snatch.


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Re: a quick ? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23584844 - 08/27/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Pour the sterilized water on gram gram after the cat is done.





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I put thte wate ron graam gram grambut now she is soak wet and dburned she not too happy guysnhitting me with her prosthetic leg

Hahvong a ahard time typing this,what should i do she smell do bad and reall ypissed off it hurts


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Re: a quick ? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23584851 - 08/27/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Did you DSHSB first? That's a crucial first step.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: a quick ? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23584861 - 08/27/16 07:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

no im. Notsire how u got a tek for that???

dude shes relly hurting me wif that prostatic leg should i like call 911 or push her down the stairs


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Re: a quick ? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23584863 - 08/27/16 07:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You only push a woman down the stairs when she says she's pregnant with your kid.

Try putting her to sleep. Get a brick and hit her in the head with it. It's like a magic trick.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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