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OfflineCLIT
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what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly?
    #23571340 - 08/24/16 12:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I need to know this ASAP.


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: CLIT]
    #23572063 - 08/24/16 07:28 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Astroglide?


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts] * 1
    #23572095 - 08/24/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

coconut oil


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: The Mycologist]
    #23572101 - 08/24/16 07:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

adam & eve has a brand that works really well. the older kind that's thicker is better and less messier. the newer kind is still good though.


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: millzy]
    #23572627 - 08/24/16 11:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Johnson's Baby Oil or straight up Olive Oil


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23572633 - 08/24/16 11:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Spit is natures lubricant


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: brandonshmandon]
    #23572644 - 08/24/16 12:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

always coconut oil.


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: TheMovement]
    #23573072 - 08/24/16 02:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Olive oil :thumbup:
Never tried coconut, but I'm sure its great, plus it tastes better if somehow...

A big fan of silicone lube if you wanna go with something less natural


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: kykeion]
    #23573124 - 08/24/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

ky and astroglide are the mcdonalds and burgerking of lubricants. they dry up quickly and get sticky

coconut oil stays for a while but it's not slippery enough on it's own. Also it builds up heat with friction. it tastes good and it's cheap, and it is antibacterial so any razor bumps, cuts, vaginas will all be healthy and clean.

slippery stuff gel is the best water-based lube out there. it's virtually taste/odorless and it works for a long time. Trust me i've tried many different water-based.

silicones are like coconut oil. could be more slippery but last forever. Good unless you use toys that are plastic/rubber or they will melt in your ass.


Parter: coconut and spit

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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: The Mycologist]
    #23576390 - 08/25/16 03:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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The Mycologist said:
coconut oil




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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: Lana]
    #23576937 - 08/25/16 05:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Lana said:
Quote:

The Mycologist said:
coconut oil







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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: Visionary Tools] * 2
    #23577051 - 08/25/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm surprised no one has mentioned tears.


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 4
    #23577153 - 08/25/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Blood.


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23583809 - 08/27/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I like forplay. Not a fan of silicone lube, too much mess.


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23584820 - 08/27/16 07:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Mayonnaise


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: CLIT]
    #23585097 - 08/27/16 09:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Beer and whiskey


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23585118 - 08/27/16 09:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I would say vaseline

coconut oil drys up immediately
and aqua lube is fun but that's not meant for your ass either


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: CLIT]
    #23595410 - 08/30/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

When I was researching the many uses of coconut oil, I found out it can be used safely as a sex lube, shits like greased lighting.  I have never tried it for such things, but damn if putting coconut oil on your skin for moisturizing benefits, is not one of the slickest things I have ever touched.


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: The Mycologist]
    #23599317 - 08/31/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

The Mycologist said:
coconut oil






Best lube ever. Cheapest too.


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #23601227 - 09/01/16 01:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
I would say vaseline




Vaseline creates an ideal environment for bacteria in the ass, not good lube.


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23603488 - 09/02/16 01:30 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

vaseline is a terrible lube.

Once I started using coconut oil I would never waste money on anything else.


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23604869 - 09/02/16 02:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Olive oil hands down


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: vandago]
    #23607016 - 09/03/16 06:26 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

vandago said:
Once I started using coconut oil I would never waste money on anything else.



QFT. Shit is the bomb.


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23610588 - 09/04/16 08:37 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Castrol GTX


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: Patlal]
    #23610964 - 09/04/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Good choice. I prefer the smell of 2 stroke oil myself.


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23613683 - 09/05/16 03:51 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

What about honey mustard?


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: CLIT] * 1
    #23613706 - 09/05/16 04:07 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Wholegrain? Those little mustard seeds could feel alright...


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: Patlal]
    #23623232 - 09/07/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Castrol GTX



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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: lillFish]
    #23656157 - 09/18/16 04:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Going against the grain here, but I wouldn't recommend coconut oil for anal. I can insert stuff just fine with it, but the gf doesn't find it to be slippery enough. We absolutely love the stuff for vaginal use, though.


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: Satyr604]
    #23657834 - 09/19/16 05:41 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

your GF must not secreting enough cunt fluid (CF). Check if she's transgender (TG). OK?


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: CLIT]
    #23657894 - 09/19/16 06:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

There's different types of coconut oil too.

Not all are as slippery as others.

I like coconut oil cause I can have a chick lay on her back and put a ton in her vagina then have her ride my face. It's like a waterfall for me, and a slip n slide for her.


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #24366449 - 05/31/17 09:08 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Ahab McBathsalts said:
Astroglide?



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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #24366504 - 05/31/17 09:32 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

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Good choice. I prefer the smell of 2 stroke oil myself.






HFY!



but 2 stroke is pretty thin. bar oil + some 2-stroke =  best of both worlds


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: CLIT]
    #24370128 - 06/02/17 08:08 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: vandago]
    #24371220 - 06/02/17 02:36 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

As if. I've used coconut oil and it is terrible compared to water based lubricant.


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: CLIT]
    #24371665 - 06/02/17 05:05 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

spit or pussy juice


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: Connoisseur]
    #24387243 - 06/08/17 06:48 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Everclear


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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: Kingdeviluke]
    #24389615 - 06/08/17 09:50 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: what's the best lube for anal other than KY jelly? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #24392741 - 06/10/17 12:58 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Any royal purple product


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