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Guy builds furniture on mushrooms * 1
    #23571286 - 08/23/16 11:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

incase you missed the original 'couple building furniture on LSD', here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=856TBCokG3U



August 23, 2016


Those good folks at Hikea Productions are at it again. They wowed the internet last week with their video of a young couple taking LSD and trying to assemble Ikea furniture, racking up more than 2 million YouTube views in a matter of days. Now, the next installment is out in their putting-furniture-together-while-tripping-brains series.

In this new video, a bald, bearded, bespectacled young man named Keith eats magic mushrooms and attempts to assemble an Ikea desk. It becomes a heroic odyssey.

After about 45 minutes, the mushrooms take hold: "I am able to communicate effectively through my voice and mouth box, but somewhere there's a grease fire in my thought box," he says. "But," he smirks, "I retain control. I'm ready to build. I feel like I've been summoned here to do what many have done through the ages… building some well-priced furniture."

Extra credit to Hikea for making the Justin Bieber poster on the wall move its lips and say, "All you gotta do is believe" as Keith begins his assigned task.

But it doesn't go well. He is overwhelmed by the instructions: "This is like a fucking joke, it's a book of lies, a book of lies."

Keith breaks out laughing and gives up: "It is hard guys, because I'm so fucking lost."

After encouragement from the crew, he tries again a half hour later.

"It's been rough, but I feel like I'm making progress," he reports hours later. "I've got a drawer."

Finally, after more than five hours, Keith has succeeded and is ready to wax metaphysical: "Furniture," he explains. "It's wood. It's metal. You gotta put it together. It's pieces. The interconnectedness of man and nature, self-actualization, self-awareness. Build it. Swedish."




http://www.alternet.org/watch-guy-takes-magic-mushrooms-attempts-assemble-ikea-furniture


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Re: Guy builds furniture on mushrooms [Re: Ogla] * 1
    #23571910 - 08/24/16 05:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I was hoping for a man carving miniature tables and chairs and putting them atop of mushrooms.


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Re: Guy builds furniture on mushrooms [Re: Visionary Tools] * 1
    #23572006 - 08/24/16 06:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Visionary Tools said:
I was hoping for a man carving miniature tables and chairs and putting them atop of mushrooms.




I'm bummed too, I as thinking the exact same thing when I clicked the link :thumbup:


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Re: Guy builds furniture on mushrooms [Re: tealeaf] * 3
    #23572663 - 08/24/16 12:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

In the true spirit of Gardening on Salvia. I love it.



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“The real truth, that dare not speak itself, is that no one is in control. Absolutely no one.” ― Terence McKenna

"LSD is a psychedelic drug which occasionally causes psychotic behavior in people who have never taken it." - Timothy Leary


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Re: Guy builds furniture on mushrooms [Re: Ogla] * 1
    #23573059 - 08/24/16 02:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

"It becomes a heroic odyssey".

Isn't every endeavor on psychedelics though in their own unique ways.


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Re: Guy builds furniture on mushrooms [Re: timelapses]
    #23577234 - 08/25/16 06:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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timelapses said:
"It becomes a heroic odyssey".

Isn't every endeavor on psychedelics though in their own unique ways.




I always liked the idea of practicing martial arts on mushrooms. Paul Stamets was a martial artist on additon to renowned mycologist as many already know. He also recounted the experience of taking mushrooms during a thunderstorm in a tree :rockon:


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