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Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested * 1
    #23571211 - 08/23/16 11:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3755507/Police-arrest-Ohio-man-acting-like-GORILLA-masturbating-sidewalk.html

Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested

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Authorities in Warren, Ohio, detained a man last week, who allegedly masturbated on a sidewalk and behaved like a gorilla.

Timothy Cook, 32, has been charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated, the Smoking Gun reported.

Police responded to the Giant Eagle Plaza Friday regarding 'two white males running around the lot taking of their clothes, one of the males growling and punching the cement', a police report obtained by the website said.
Timothy Cook, 32, has been charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated. A police report said he 'was sweating profusely acting like a "gorilla"'
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Timothy Cook, 32, has been charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated. A police report said he 'was sweating profusely acting like a "gorilla"'

Authorities wrote: 'While Officers were in route to the call a second call came into dispatch about the same males.

'One of the males entered the License Bureau and was waving his arms around. He then excited the business and began masturbating on the sidewalk.

'The License Bureau then locked the doors to the business due to safety concerns.'

According to authorities, a police officer 'found Timothy Cook in the parking lot.

'Cook was sweating profusely acting like a "gorilla" - was squatting on all fours, punching the blacktop and jumping up and down screaming noncoherently.'

The report said the 32-year-old was detained by authorities without incident and an ambulance was called for him.
Police responded to the Giant Eagle Plaza Friday regarding 'two white males running around the lot taking of their clothes, one of the males growling and punching the cement'
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Police responded to the Giant Eagle Plaza Friday regarding 'two white males running around the lot taking of their clothes, one of the males growling and punching the cement'

Cook was pinpointed as the person who masturbated by witnesses, according to authorities.

The report said: 'Med Star arrived and administered Narcan to Cook for an apparent overdose.'
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Cook was taken to Trumbull Memorial Hospital. He was revealed to have an outstanding drug possession warrant, which is active because of 'manpower shortages', police wrote.

Authorities said a different officer discovered 24-year-old Osmond LeMasters walking on Mahoning Avenue and detained him.

He was released from the scene and scheduled to be in court Tuesday morning.

LeMasters was charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated, the Smoking Gun reported.







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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: vandago]
    #23571235 - 08/23/16 11:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Dey need sum milk!!


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: vandago]
    #23571257 - 08/23/16 11:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3755507/Police-arrest-Ohio-man-acting-like-GORILLA-masturbating-sidewalk.html

Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested

Quote:

Authorities in Warren, Ohio, detained a man last week, who allegedly masturbated on a sidewalk and behaved like a gorilla.

Timothy Cook, 32, has been charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated, the Smoking Gun reported.

Police responded to the Giant Eagle Plaza Friday regarding 'two white males running around the lot taking of their clothes, one of the males growling and punching the cement', a police report obtained by the website said.
Timothy Cook, 32, has been charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated. A police report said he 'was sweating profusely acting like a "gorilla"'
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Timothy Cook, 32, has been charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated. A police report said he 'was sweating profusely acting like a "gorilla"'

Authorities wrote: 'While Officers were in route to the call a second call came into dispatch about the same males.

'One of the males entered the License Bureau and was waving his arms around. He then excited the business and began masturbating on the sidewalk.

'The License Bureau then locked the doors to the business due to safety concerns.'

According to authorities, a police officer 'found Timothy Cook in the parking lot.

'Cook was sweating profusely acting like a "gorilla" - was squatting on all fours, punching the blacktop and jumping up and down screaming noncoherently.'

The report said the 32-year-old was detained by authorities without incident and an ambulance was called for him.
Police responded to the Giant Eagle Plaza Friday regarding 'two white males running around the lot taking of their clothes, one of the males growling and punching the cement'
+2

Police responded to the Giant Eagle Plaza Friday regarding 'two white males running around the lot taking of their clothes, one of the males growling and punching the cement'

Cook was pinpointed as the person who masturbated by witnesses, according to authorities.

The report said: 'Med Star arrived and administered Narcan to Cook for an apparent overdose.'
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Cook was taken to Trumbull Memorial Hospital. He was revealed to have an outstanding drug possession warrant, which is active because of 'manpower shortages', police wrote.

Authorities said a different officer discovered 24-year-old Osmond LeMasters walking on Mahoning Avenue and detained him.

He was released from the scene and scheduled to be in court Tuesday morning.

LeMasters was charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated, the Smoking Gun reported.









What kid of bullshit article is that ? If I'm caught masturbating in public I would go str8 to the sex offender list ..  all this stinks to high heaven


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: Eminence]
    #23571258 - 08/23/16 11:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Sound like bath salts


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: Kinko]
    #23571264 - 08/23/16 11:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Disorderly conduct ...for jacking off in front of your kids Must be a white male #whitelivesmatter


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: Kinko]
    #23571266 - 08/23/16 11:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Nah it's probably that FLACa


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: Kinko]
    #23571268 - 08/23/16 11:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ya I can not believe that's the only charge.  Like how is this not gross sexual imposition.


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: Tuhdoww]
    #23571273 - 08/23/16 11:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Don't mess wit dat flakka I'm tellin you


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: Kinko]
    #23571278 - 08/23/16 11:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I wish I could go around acting like a gorilla smash smash ground and everything that would be a blast.  Can I do a petition for acting like a gorilla In public while safe.    Meaning you can only smash the ground and not touch public / private property or persons.


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: Eminence]
    #23571280 - 08/23/16 11:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I live very close to warren.  The place is like no where else I have ever been. It's like newark run down, but inbred ohio.

It's a fucked up place.


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: Kinko]
    #23571283 - 08/23/16 11:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I would put on a mask with a few of the fellas and go gorilla crazy in downtown


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: Kinko]
    #23571288 - 08/23/16 11:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Someone should have gave him a banana. Just gone with it.  He'd be plugging on, deepthroating one, crankin one out.

I mean fuck it, fuck all right?


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: vandago]
    #23571307 - 08/23/16 11:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you do that in public people will call the cops gorilla or no gorilla :pokerawe:


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: Eminence]
    #23571316 - 08/23/16 11:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Eminence said:
Don't mess wit dat flakka I'm tellin you



Ice is goood


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: Kinko]
    #23571338 - 08/24/16 12:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Fuck yeah it's good. I think I need to be with a woman from now on if I ever do it again though, otherwise I end up jerkin my stubborn penis for an absurd amount of time and then feel disgusted with myself right after the climax.


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: Eminence]
    #23571371 - 08/24/16 12:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's just watersports and gangbang porn, you shouldn't feel bad.....


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: Eminence]
    #23572123 - 08/24/16 08:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Fuck yeah it's good. I think I need to be with a woman from now on if I ever do it again though, otherwise I end up jerkin my stubborn penis for an absurd amount of time and then feel disgusted with myself right after the climax.



Yea I beat my chicken without mercy for like 6 hrs but never actually climaxed by the time I was done my right arm was numb


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: vandago]
    #23572232 - 08/24/16 08:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Ya I can not believe that's the only charge.  Like how is this not gross sexual imposition.



Gross sexual imposition implies contact was made in an inappropriate manner to another person. GSI is the Ohio legalese for molestation without penetration. It would not apply in this instance.

I believe the charge you're thinking of is called public indecency in Ohio, which is actually only a misdemeanor and a very low-ranked one at that.

Police probably thought it wasn't a big enough deal to add the extra charge. Doesn't sound like he actually exposed any of himself to anyone.


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: vandago]
    #23573738 - 08/24/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

"released from the scene".  So can you act like a gorilla and masterbate in public in Ohio?  How bad are the county jails there?:shrug:


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: timelapses]
    #23573957 - 08/24/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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vandago said:
Ya I can not believe that's the only charge.  Like how is this not gross sexual imposition.



Gross sexual imposition implies contact was made in an inappropriate manner to another person. GSI is the Ohio legalese for molestation without penetration. It would not apply in this instance.

I believe the charge you're thinking of is called public indecency in Ohio, which is actually only a misdemeanor and a very low-ranked one at that.

Police probably thought it wasn't a big enough deal to add the extra charge. Doesn't sound like he actually exposed any of himself to anyone.




You're right.  Fuckers in jail lying like a motherfucker.  "I got that from pissing in public"

I never actually looked what the charge meant.

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"released from the scene".  So can you act like a gorilla and masterbate in public in Ohio?  How bad are the county jails there?:shrug:





Some are bad, all of them are heavily overcrowded. I've been in one where I slept in a plastic boat on the floor for a week because no beds were open.

The county this was in is a really shitty county, and warren in general is a straight shit hole.


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Re: Ohio man 'acting like a GORILLA and masturbating on a sidewalk' is arrested [Re: vandago]
    #23574408 - 08/24/16 10:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have to say that I'm disappointed, as the face usually matches the story.



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